After an evaluation done by Xeno, Champa is declared the superior God Of Destruction. This grants him a wish, and he gleefully chooses something that will surely make Beerus regret all his trash talking...
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2024-04-16 23:03:03 +0000 UTC
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Thinking that he has won a vacation tour, Panda mindlessly passes the gates of the national Bamboo Panda Sanctuary. Only when it is far too late does he realize that what he had truly won was a one-way entry ticket to utter complacency... whether he wants it or not. The only solace he can find is that he's not the only one that got duped by their shady advertisement.
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2024-04-13 23:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Wanted to hold a poll for what I should do with the brown slot of the Color Wheel. Vote away! As usual, here are the voting powers of each tier
$1 = 0.3
$5 = 1
$8 = 3
2024-04-12 00:57:50 +0000 UTC
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Overtaking the favorite from the previous generation comes with its benefits and its costs. While Cinderace is too busy celebrating and taking all the accolades after seeing the ratings dictating that he’s the best of the best, the Greninja that held that spot just a few years ago arranges a diner between the two of them to... “Celebrate”
This AMAZING illustration was done by @WindowPossum on Twitter!
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2024-04-11 23:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Do you wanna be turned into any Smash Character? Be it rubber, latex, a statue, or simple traditional transformation? Now's your Chance! Just contact me if you're interested ;D
2024-04-11 21:40:22 +0000 UTC
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You thought that being a technician would pay better, but here you are; in an underground hangar making reparations to creepy animatronic. If that wasn’t weird enough, you hear whispers from the dark about how one of the band members is missing and needs replacement. Before you could run away, a hot metallic sludge covered you, sealing your fate.
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2024-04-08 23:00:03 +0000 UTC
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2024-04-07 02:49:15 +0000 UTC
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Having found a new energy source that can produce an even greater amount of steam, James Hendricks III decides to kick Ice Cream production into high gear. An ice cream flavor that tastes the same to everyone? He's a genius for discovering it! And such amazing discovery requires celebration, and what better way to celebrate than delighting in the very same sweet concoction that he was producing?
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2024-04-04 22:57:27 +0000 UTC
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In the middle of some flight training, Revali is suddenly struck down by a stray arrow from a monster camp. He plumets into a giant pool of malice that quickly swallows him whole, engulfing the Rito in pure evil energy that begins to change his body beyond what he could’ve imagined...
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2024-04-01 23:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Not my usual thing, but I made a tutorial on how I do my thumbnails! Check your DMs!
2024-03-31 20:26:50 +0000 UTC
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If you have been unjustly kicked out by the Patreon bot PLEASE CONTACT ME!!!! I will add you manually back.
2024-03-31 02:06:00 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back all Patrons! It's finally back, and with the favorite good boy this time! Things are heating up in the plot, and you'll be able ti figure out where it's going if you're on the lookout on what to find... ;D
Just like last time, the winning kink will not be present in the next chapter poll, just to give everyone a chance to see their favorite characters in a kink of their choosing. ...
2024-03-27 19:51:57 +0000 UTC
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If you don't like using the Discord, I send out a link through DMs with all my stories every time that I post a new one
2024-03-27 03:35:50 +0000 UTC
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After an evaluation done by Xeno, Beerus is declared the superior God Of Destruction. This grants him a wish, and he gleefully chooses something that will surely make Champa regret all his trash talking...
Reminder that the stories are now hosted over in my Discord! It should've let you joined automatically. If you haven't gotten the invite/Don't use Discord, send me a DM so I can send you the story or fix the issue at hand
2024-03-23 22:17:26 +0000 UTC
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2024-03-20 02:25:25 +0000 UTC
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Slippy Toad was sure that Star Fox would be nothing but a memory. Peppy rested six feet under, Fox refused to get out of the househusband lifestyle he had happily settled into, and Falco... well, Falco had turned tail in frustration. He's reminiscing when suddenly, a familiar face knocks on his door. He would be nostalgic were he not faced with unlettered aggression and venom from his friend.
He wants upgrades? Slippy will give them to him.
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2024-03-19 21:11:12 +0000 UTC
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Even after the upheaval, Sidon is still in the process of understanding his powers and how Link exactly calls upon his spirit. Sometimes, he feels strange things that seem to belong to someone else. However, he is unaware of the fact that his body is absorbing beyond feelings and sensations. His metabolism is slowly changing, and the reckless consumption of a certain hero will end up affecting the Zora Prince...
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2024-03-15 23:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Seems like Rajan has broken out of jail and looks to kick start the drug ring once again. A Power Vacuum? Sounds like an excellent excuse to get some impulse-purchased goods by an incompetent war lord. It's so good in fact that Sly makes a crucial mistake; underestimating the enemy.
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2024-03-12 22:56:05 +0000 UTC
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You might be seeing posts around Patreon's new TOS that essentially blacklists Weight Gain stuff. They have done this with other fetishes too like Hypnosis. In the case that I do get shut down, please be sure to follow me on my FA or Twitter (Cyber 123 and CyberXilophone respectively). I have backed up everything in the Patreon just in case and will make a subscribe star backup in the event that things go south. In times like these, it's better to be in my Discord server as a backup for the m...
2024-03-12 20:42:12 +0000 UTC
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Do you have something you would like to ask me? Send em here! https://curiouscat.live/CyberXilophone
2024-03-09 20:41:07 +0000 UTC
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Mammon’s all about those sales, no matter how weird his clients are. He sees an uptick on the Fat Robo-Fizz Models compared to every other version. He immediately starts planning production, but one small problem; The ACTUAL Fizz is still a scrawny twig. As his owner and/or agent, it’s his responsibility to make Fizz matches the brand image!
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2024-03-09 19:54:25 +0000 UTC
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Grizz's streamer as an up and coming streamer is... not going great. He barely gets any interactions, no matter how hard he tries. He's considering throwing in the towel when he suddenly gets a strange message that ends up giving him a change of attitude.
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This a...
2024-03-07 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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After *that* incident with the boos and a feast, Bowser has vowed that he'll only eat things that HE has cooked! An infallible plan! Even better, after pillaging a Yoshi Village for their ingredients, he's going to treat himself to an exotic feast that those boos would've never given him!
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2024-03-03 16:47:05 +0000 UTC
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After being corrupted by the power of the Royal Chest, Doroach has only one goal; total domination of Dream Land. The first on the chopping block? The self-proclaimed King of Dreamland. With his new powers, he'll definitely make great use of the king...
This was a commission for @El_Booki who also did the art of zonked Dedede on the thumbnail!
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2024-03-01 23:00:01 +0000 UTC
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The polls are BAAAACK! Not as frequent as before, but they're back still! With how it's Saint Patrick's day is this month, I could go with something themed! The theme is... GREEN! Yeah, I know, truly amazing. There are a few changes now, however.
-Just like Beastars Biohazard, different tiers' votes have different point values. $5 tier espresso tier patrons' votes are worth one point while $8 ...
2024-03-01 14:30:01 +0000 UTC
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An intrepid Noctowl mountaineer is exploring the vast valleys outside of Kitakami, only to stumble into an old shrine with a strange urn. In his haste to take pictures of his discovery, he knocks over the urn, releasing a strange purple mist into the air that soon begins to seep into the deepest depths of his mind...
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2024-02-29 23:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Do you see the illustrations for the stories as an incentive/important benefit of being a patron?
2024-02-29 18:12:38 +0000 UTC
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DK finds a strange idol in the jungle. He picks it up, and before he can realize what is happening, he finds himself feeling a little bit more... royal.
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2024-02-27 23:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Heya guys! After seeing how much of an undertaking it was to complete the stories for the January and February catalog, I don't think I'll do them monthly, or at least that size. Expect something a little bit more bite-sized during those months.
2024-02-27 21:09:00 +0000 UTC
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