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[M4F] Let's Go Back To The Start [Sweet] [Fiancés To High School Sweethearts] [Anniversary Date]

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[M4M] Let's Pretend For A Bit [Sweet] [Fiancés To High School Sweethearts] [Anniversary Date]

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[M4M] Meeting Your Future Boyfriend At A Convention [Part 2] [Date] [Friends To Crushes]

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[M4F] Meeting Your Future Boyfriend At A Convention [Part 2] [Date] [Friends To Crushes]

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[Poll] Help, I Can't Decide

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[M4F] Take My Heart Ranks 1-4 [Persona 5 Themed Roleplay] [Teammates To Friends]

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[M4M] Take My Heart Ranks 1-4 [Persona 5 Themed Roleplay] [Teammates To Friends]

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[NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Teases You Intimately [Taking Control At Your Request] [Boob fondling] [Non-Penetrative Sex] [Multiple Orgasms]

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[NSFW] [M4M] Let's Try Something New [Teasing You While You Play Games] [Cock Kisses] [Reversible Dominance] [Sharing A Stroker Together] [Frotting & Cumplay] [Multiple Orgasms]

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[M4M] Femboy Boyfriend Serves You At His Maid Cafe [Moving In With Your Femboy Roommate Part 4]

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[M4F] Femboy Boyfriend Serves You At His Maid Cafe [Moving In With Your Femboy Roommate Part 4]

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[M4M] Hanging In There (Friends) (Venting and Reverse Venting) (Mutually Single)

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[M4F] Hanging In There (Friends) (Venting and Reverse Venting) (Mutually Single)

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[M4M] Meeting Your Future Boyfriend At A Convention [Part 1] [Strangers To Friends To Lovers Series]

This concept was requested on Patreon a decent while ago, and I apologize for the long wait! Nate makes a return, this time as a manga artist at a nerd convention. The poor guy has NO idea how to navigate the place, but thankfully, his knight in cosplay armour (you) has come to the rescue!

This is part one in a however many part strangers to friends to lovers series!

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[M4F] Meeting Your Future Boyfriend At A Convention [Part 1] [Strangers To Friends To Lovers Series]

This concept was requested on Patreon a decent while ago, and I apologize for the long wait! Nate makes a return, this time as a manga artist at a nerd convention. The poor guy has NO idea how to navigate the place, but thankfully, his knight in cosplay armour (you) has come to the rescue!

This is part one in a however many part strangers to friends to lovers series!

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[M4M] [NSFW] Helping your Childhood Friend Experience His First Orgasm [Dominant Listener] [Very Low Spoken] [Stroking Him From Behind] [Shower] [Moaning And Whimpering]

This audio has a bit more of a buildup to it than usual, and while there are discussions of spicy things beforehand, the actual NSFW content begins around 14 minutes in 👍

Also, it's assumed the listener has actual sexual experience in this one :)

…It’s you. You’re the one I have a crush on, so… This kind of works out.

Wow… I really like it when you slide your hands in circles like that…

It’s just… a lot of pleasurable feelings...

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[M4F] [NSFW] Helping your Childhood Friend Experience His First Orgasm [Dominant Listener] [Very Low Spoken] [Stroking Him From Behind] [Shower] [Moaning And Whimpering]

This audio has a bit more of a buildup to it than usual, and while there are discussions of spicy things beforehand, the actual NSFW content begins around 14 minutes in 👍

Also, it's assumed the listener has actual sexual experience in this one :)

…It’s you. You’re the one I have a crush on, so… This kind of works out.

Wow… I really like it when you slide your hands in circles like that…

It’s just… a lot of pleasurable feelings...

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200 Patrons! 💖🎉

I am absolutely blown away 🥺

Thank you all for being part of this community and for helping me bring you hours of comfort and fun! 🥳

I think we should do something to celebrate this milestone. What's a good idea 🤔

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[M4F] Nerdy Handler Looks After You [Huntress Listener x Handler Speaker] [Monster Hunter Themed Roleplay]

You don't need to be a fan of Monster Hunter to enjoy this video! Though you might get the little references if you are!

Research in a world infested with dangerous monsters is, well... dangerous. As a result, hunters are often hired to slay these massive beasts. You are a hunter, and the job is good, but it's also dangerous, and as a result, rest and healing are required between hunts. Luckily, you have a personal handler that takes care of all your daily needs: food, ...

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[M4M] Nerdy Handler Looks After You [Hunter Listener x Handler Speaker] [Monster Hunter Themed Roleplay]

You don't need to be a fan of Monster Hunter to enjoy this video! Though you might get the little references if you are!

Research in a world infested with dangerous monsters is, well... dangerous. As a result, hunters are often hired to slay these massive beasts. You are a hunter, and the job is good, but it's also dangerous, and as a result, rest and healing are required between hunts. Luckily, you have a personal handler that takes care of all your daily needs: food, ...

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[M4M] Hunting For A Meal But He's Unexpectedly Into It [Full Audio] [Vampire Listener x Shy boy] [Humour] [Spicy-ish]

To those of you tuning in from the preview on YouTube, skip to around 11:54

It's the end of the week, and you need to feed on some blood. Luckily, there's a club in the city that always has a steady supply of lonely guys and/or gals who would be willing to talk to anyone. On this particular night, you set your sights on a guy who has strayed from his friend group, and prepare to feed... Not realizing that, as it turns out, not everyone finds the concept of vampires scar...

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[M4F] Hunting For A Meal But He's Unexpectedly Into It [Full Audio] [Vampire Listener x Shy boy] [Humour] [Spicy-ish]

To those of you tuning in from the preview on YouTube, skip to around 11:54

It's the end of the week, and you need to feed on some blood. Luckily, there's a club in the city that always has a steady supply of lonely guys and/or gals who would be willing to talk to anyone. On this particular night, you set your sights on a guy who has strayed from his friend group, and prepare to feed... Not realizing that, as it turns out, not everyone finds the concept of vampires scar...

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[M4M] Sick Catboy Needs Cuddles

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[M4F] Sick Catboy Needs Cuddles

I had to pause every few minutes to blow my nose. The poetry just writes itself.

Hello, and welcome to the new year! I am still sick, and that probably won't be going away until the end of winter... I have also moved into my new place, so if the audio sounds different, that is why!

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[NSFW] [M4M] Destressing Your Roommate [Requested Script] [Dominant Listener] [Calling You Sir] [Power Bottom Speaker] [Pinning him Down] [Sex]

As a wise man once said: When you are sick as fucc, voice act stuff that requires you to speak in a low seductive voice.

This audio was requested via the comments section! There will not be an M4F version.

No, it’s cool… I wasn’t enjoying being held by you or anything…

Please… a little harder. I like it rough… but not too rough.

It feels good when you stroke it like that… I feel this weird sensation running throughout my body. No, it...

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[NSFW] [M4F] You’re Perfect [Requested Script] [Small Breast Anxiety Comfort] [Massage] [Boob Massaging and Vibrator Play] [Body Affirmation] [Helping You Orgasm] [Gradually Building Flirting]

As a wise man once said: When you are sick as fucc, voice act stuff that requires you to speak in a low seductive voice.

This audio was requested via private DMs! There will not be an M4M version.

I’m glad we were able to go on another date. I missed talking to you… and… if you’ll pardon me taking your hand… Tonight has been really fun.

I’m not going to judge you for owning a vibrator. You need relief sometimes; toys feel better than hands....

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[Male x Transmasc Listener] Camping Under The Stars [Bold but Cute Flirting] [Mild Reverse Comfort]

I haven't made any audios for my trans coffee mugs in a while. Please accept my humblest apologies 🙏

It's time for a night out in the forest with a childhood friend (and crush), away from the hustle and bustle of city life. Sit under the stars by the campfire, eat some marshmallows, and talk about how much you both hate thieving raccoons! All and all, a splendid time!

Also, dw, all of the daddy issues in the script are fake. 👍

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[Male x Transfem Listener] Camping Under The Stars [Bold but Cute Flirting] [Mild Reverse Comfort]

I haven't made any audios for my trans coffee mugs in a while. Please accept my humblest apologies 🙏

It's time for a night out in the forest with a childhood friend (and crush), away from the hustle and bustle of city life. Sit under the stars by the campfire, eat some marshmallows, and talk about how much you both hate thieving raccoons! All and all, a splendid time!

Also, dw, all of the daddy issues in the script are fake. 👍

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[MF4F] Extra Hours With The Twins Part 2 [Twins][Nerd & Athlete][Friends To Lovers] Ft. Opprimo_Asmr

Special thanks to Opprimo_Asmr for playing Ellie https://youtube.com/@Opprimo_Asmr?si=GaQSwE3m3w3iflz9

Here is the second part of the 'Extra Hours With The Twins' MF4M redux. As of right now, we don't have any plans to remaster the spicier parts unless the fans need to hear an MF4M version of the twins taking spicier care of the listener.

Opprimo was a lot of fun to work with. Please enjo...

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[MF4M] Extra Hours With The Twins Part 2 [Twins][Nerd & Athlete][Friends To Lovers] Ft. Opprimo_Asmr

Special thanks to Opprimo_Asmr for playing Ellie https://youtube.com/@Opprimo_Asmr?si=GaQSwE3m3w3iflz9

Here is the second part of the 'Extra Hours With The Twins' MF4M redux. As of right now, we don't have any plans to remaster the spicier parts unless the fans need to hear an MF4M version of the twins taking spicier care of the listener.

Opprimo was a lot of fun to work with. Please enjo...

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