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Returning Home [Trans Female Listener] [Childhood Friend] [Affirmations] [Shopping Together]

Did all of this in under 8 hours of work! Look at me go! :D


"Boulevard", "Ellipsis" by Ottom 

https://artlist.io/album/4115/ellipsis


"Moon Feet" by NOOMA

https://artlist.io/song/14361/moon-feet


"Thoughts Of Home" by When Mountains Move

2023-01-30 04:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4A] Drivin' With Your Guy [Partners In Crime] [Noire Vibes]

Wanted to try something I haven't really done before with this audio. 


"Happiness And Cheer" by Bob Hart:

https://artlist.io/song/76337/happiness-and-cheer


Car Ride:

Sound Effect from https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=17105">Pixabay

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So, A Follow Up

TLDR: Thank you for helping me through a hard part in my career and life <3


A little while ago I basically posted a ramble clip talking about the issues I was facing with some haters and other problems.


First of all I just want to say thank you all so much for supporting me through that time, and especially to the kind DMs and comments I received from so many people. I’m genuinely terrible at responding to DMs so I’m sorry for leaving all of you on-re...

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[NSFW] [M4F] [M4TM] Come Sit With Me [Exciting Your Boyfriend] [Mutual Masturbation]

Short, but sweet. You're feeling a little spicy, why not share the love?  DISCLAIMER:

This audio does not use any he, she or they pronouns, and simply assumes the listener has a more feminine body type (particularly in the lower regions). If that sounds most appropriate for you, give this version a listen!

Oh really? A little horny right now? Haha… I can see that… your hands are already wandering across my chest.

Hmmm… baby? I want you to play with yo...

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[NSFW] [M4M] [M4TF] Come Sit With Me [Exciting Your Boyfriend] [Mutual Masturbation]

Short, but sweet. You're feeling a little spicy, why not share the love?

DISCLAIMER: 

This audio does not use any he, she or they pronouns, and simply assumes the listener has a more masculine body type (particularly in the lower regions). If that sounds most appropriate for you, give this version a listen!

Oh really? A little horny right now? Haha… I can see that… your hands are already wandering across my chest.

Hmmm… baby? I want you to play...

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[Short] The Good Night Wish

Let me tell you something before you go to bed <3

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[M4M] I Guess We’re Misfits [Emo X Emo] [Strangers To Friends]

No, this is not an Aaron audio. This is a different character named Felix. Also, your name is Avery now!

Rain ambient: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB0A8Me8EKk

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[M4F] I Guess We’re Misfits [Emo X Emo] [Strangers To Friends]

No, this is not an Aaron audio. This is a different character named Felix. Also, your name is Avery now!

Rain ambient:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB0A8Me8EKk

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[Ramble] I need to talk about some stuff...

TLDR: Salty people and hurtful comments have killed most of my motivation to work. I'm going to try working anyway. I have doubts about the future, but I know that there will always be someone supporting me no matter what. 

This is a really informal audio, but I needed to get everything off my chest.

Thank you for being here, and for supporting me. I truly appreciate it more than you can imagine.

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[NSFW] [M4M] I'm thinking Of You [Phone Call] [Intimate Talk]

No, no nothing’s wrong. I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice.

Me? Ah well… honestly, I haven’t been able to get comfortable or focus on falling asleep at all tonight… Yeah, well… I’m kind of feeling a little bit horny right now to be honest…

Hey, so… hypothetically speaking, if I was there with you right now… what would you want to do?

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[NSFW] [M4F] I'm thinking Of You [Phone Call] [Intimate Talk]

No, no nothing’s wrong. I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice.

Me? Ah well… honestly, I haven’t been able to get comfortable or focus on falling asleep at all tonight… Yeah, well… I’m kind of feeling a little bit horny right now to be honest…

Hey, so… hypothetically speaking, if I was there with you right now… what would you want to do?

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[M4M/TM] The Start Of Something Wonderful [New Parent Couple] [Late Night Fireside Cuddles] [Pillow Talk]

(This audio can work for both male and trans male listeners)

"Standing" by C3nc

Retrieved from Artlist.io


"Leave" by Mattia Vlad Morleo

https://artlist.io/song/71895/leave

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[M4TF] The Start Of Something Wonderful [New Parent Couple] [Late Night Fireside Cuddles] [Pillow Talk]

(This audio has a few lines that have been modified to better fit a trans female listener)


"Standing" by C3nc

Retrieved from Artlist.io


"Leave" by Mattia Vlad Morleo

https://artlist.io/song/71895/leave

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[M4F] The Start Of Something Wonderful [New Parent Couple] [Late Night Fireside Cuddles] [Pillow Talk]

"Standing" by C3nc

Retrieved from Artlist.io


"Leave" by Mattia Vlad Morleo

https://artlist.io/song/71895/leave

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[NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Washes You [L-Bombs] [Showerhead Masturbation] [Boob-Fondling] [Soft Dom]

There won't be an M4M version of this audio. I need a break from writing 2 scripts for a bit :P

*Laugh* Stay still! I know it tickles, but if you keep startling me every time you jump like that!

Baby… I know your whole back-washing request was just an excuse to get me in the shower with you… and that’s fine… 

So please, sit back down on the stool, and let me get behind you. I promise you’ll enjoy it!

Shower Sound Effect:

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[M4A] Reuniting With Your Old Friend [Platonic] [Reminiscing] [Ramble]

A platonic get-together with your old friend!


"Moon Feet" by NOOMA

https://artlist.io/song/14361/moon-feet


"Thoughts Of Home" by When Mountains Move 

https://artlist.io/album/1689/tsuga


"The Wanderer" by Yehezekel Raz

2022-12-24 00:33:07 +0000 UTC View Post

[NSFW] [M4M] Moving In With Your Femboy Roommate [Strangers To Lovers]

OH MY GOD, FINALS ARE DONE, AND I CAN SPEAK AGAIN!

Jeez, it has been a WHILE since I've been able to write and voice a script fully, so for the occasion, I created an extension on Patreon! This version contains a few extra spicy lines, one teasing scene not in the YouTube version, and an NSFW (but still sweet) ending. Please enjoy!

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[NSFW] [M4F] Moving In With Your Femboy Roommate [Strangers To Lovers]

OH MY GOD, FINALS ARE DONE, AND I CAN SPEAK AGAIN!

Jeez, it has been a WHILE since I've been able to write and voice a script fully, so for the occasion, I created an extension on Patreon! This version contains a few extra spicy lines, one teasing scene not in the YouTube version, and an NSFW (but still sweet) ending. Please enjoy!


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We're Almost There!

TLDR: I'm sorry for being gone for so long! Also, you can request a short script in the comments below!

WOW! Not only did I have 2 long weeks of exams (3 more days to go, plus a move-out) I ALSO came down with a cold! As a result, I had to take a LONG leave of absence... I am so incredibly sorry for the inactivity on YouTube, and ESPECIALLY on Patreon! As it stands right now, I'm working on 3 scripts to make up for the lost time.

In the meantime, my voice is almost fully recover...

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[Short] [NSFW] You Ever Just...

Two different ways of expressing love <3

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[Short] What Do You Want For Christmas?

You don't need to ask for that <3

I don't have the time to write full scripts atm, so get ready for a lot of shorts :P

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[Short] Dear Mom And Dad [Bittersweet] [Emotional] [Writing To A Toxic Family]

This short audio is fictional and is for artistic purposes only. In other words, don't worry I'm fine, my muse just happened to favour a bittersweet letter today. All of the details in this audio are for the sake of the audio, and all are completely made up.

The beginning is a bit emotional, but it has a positive ending.


"We Only Needed A Dream" by Sean Williams

https://artlis...

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[NSFW] [M4M] Loving Boyfriend Bends You Over [Mdom] [Lovingly Dominating You]

Sad boyfriend? Not on my watch. Let me take the reins for a bit baby <3

Oh, I just saw a sad significant other sitting here and decided to walk over and give a big side-spooning hug.

Yeah, no totally. It’s no trouble. If you want to just, y’know… cut loose and let me take the reins for a bit I don’t mind.

Can you get on all fours for me? Good boy... Let me strip down too.

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[NSFW] [M4F] Loving Boyfriend Bends You Over [Mdom] [Lovingly Dominating You]

Sad girlfriend? Not on my watch. Let me take the reins for a bit baby <3

Oh, I just saw a sad significant other sitting here and decided to walk over and give a big side-spooning hug.

Yeah, no totally. It’s no trouble. If you want to just, y’know… cut loose and let me take the reins for a bit I don’t mind.

Can you get on all fours for me? Good girl... Let me strip down too.

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[Short] Is That Spot Taken?

Let me spell it out for you <3

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Shy Coffee Date Remastered [M4F] [Friends To Lovers] [Shy] [Nervous] [Sweet]

I was way too sick to finish writing a script, so I decided to remaster an older one! Please welcome back Shy Coffee Date, one of the first scripts I ever wrote, now redone with some new lines, some new music, and better acting!

"Boulevard", "Ellipsis" by Ottom 

https://artlist.io/album/4115/ellipsis


"Thoughts Of Home" by When Mountains Move 

2022-11-15 01:10:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Shy Coffee Date Remastered [M4M] [Friends To Lovers] [Shy] [Nervous] [Sweet]

I was way too sick to finish writing a script, so I decided to remaster an older one! Please welcome back Shy Coffee Date, one of the first scripts I ever wrote, now redone with some new lines, some new music, and better acting!

"Boulevard", "Ellipsis" by Ottom

https://artlist.io/album/4115/ellipsis


"Thoughts Of Home" by When Mountains Move

2022-11-15 01:10:16 +0000 UTC View Post

[Short] Headpats

Headpats for your boy <3

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[Short] The Gift

You got me a gift? Thank you <3



I wasn't going to post these until I had more of them, but since I'm currently sick and incapable of performing... might as well.


This is a little thing I'm gonna start doing for Coffee Mug Tier Patrons, they're mini voice clips. I recorded this one last week before I got sick, I've got one more I'm putting up tonight.

Stay safe. And thanks for the gift *wink*.

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[M4M] Dom Doting Boyfriend Helps Relax You [Deep Voice] [Good Boy]

This is a remaster of my old "R&R" script. But I wanted to do a deep, wholesome, doting voice. Enjoy!

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