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Very Good Girl [M4F] [Werewolf Listener] [Cuddles Together] [Wholesome]

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Being Shamed For Enjoying NSFW Content

There's no shame in wanting a glimpse into intimacy.

There's nothing wrong with having a little fun from time to time to release pent-up feelings.

Don't beat yourself up or feel ashamed if you consume any kind of 18+ content. Desires are a natural part of being human, and finding ways to sustain those desires is healthy and reasonable. And for most lonely people out there, sometimes that's really all they can do.

Obviously, some 18+ content goes too far, yes. But there's not...

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Rave Just Talks To You [M4F] [Kuudere Vibes] [Low Spoken]

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Caf Ambience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t5_LbJBrRU&t=5s

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Rave Just Talks To You [M4M] [Kuudere Vibes] [Low Spoken]

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Caf Ambience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t5_LbJBrRU&t=5s

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Shy Boyfriend Asks You To Climb On Top Of Him [M4A] [NSFW] [Nervous Speaker] [Soft Spoken] [Dominant Listener]

I just wanted you to get up, come up from behind me and… aaagh, I’m sorry! It’s embarrassing…

I just want you to pin me down and… have your way with me… that would be amazing…

I already said, please don’t hold back. I’m not a little boy anymore, I can take it.


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Q&A Response 2 (With Binaural Audio) (Sleep Aid)

The 3D mic is finally in! Time to answer some questions!


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FINALLY Unboxing The Binaural Mic!!!

It's finally here, and I finally got it working! I'm still getting used to all of the new settings, but in theory, I will be able to occasionally make 3D audios from now on!  

And don't worry, if the audio didn't seem THAT directional, I was trying it out with minimal settings. I can assure you that the microphone is MUCH more directional than that at higher settings. 

"Last Days" by Emanuele Innocenzi 2021-11-02 22:10:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Upcoming Patreon Content

Until now, all of my NSFW content has been free for anyone to listen to.

But now I’m going to occasionally post a few NSFW audios for Coffee Mug Tier patrons! Probably not all super spicey ones, but audios that likely wouldn’t be allowed on YouTube.

Thank you for your support you lovely people!

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Silas, Ethan and Ashlyn

Happy Halloween everyone!

The flirty vampire twins played by yours truly, Apollo ASMR and second cup ASMR in our vampire twins collab audio! 

The inspiration for each vampire style was as follows:

"Devilishly posh",  "British charmer" and "Golden goth".

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Hanging In There [M4F] [Platonic Roommates] [Mutual Comfort] [Quirky Roommate]

This one is a little bit different. This audio is more about 2 friends comforting each other, and it's clearly established that the listener and speaker aren't involved romantically, but still care about one another greatly! Plus I thought it would be interesting to hear the perspective of someone of different sexuality.

Hope the brief change of pace is okay!


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Hanging In There [M4M] [Platonic Roommates] [Mutual Comfort] [Quirky Roommate]

This one is a little bit different. This audio is more about 2 friends comforting each other, and it's clearly established that the listener and speaker aren't involved romantically, but still care about one another greatly! Plus I thought it would be interesting to hear the perspective of someone of different sexuality.

Hope the brief change of pace is okay!


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Bloopers For October

Thanks to the issues with the editing software I wasn't able to upload as much in October, BUT I was able to complete a few ambitious projects thanks to help from some fellow VAs!

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November Is Approaching…

A few people have asked me if I’m going to make an NSFW audio even though November is coming up.

Well… I’m just gonna make the audios. It’s up to you whether or not you listen to them.😌😏

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Flirty Vampire Twins Heal You [MF4F] ft. second cup ASMR

second cup ASMR (Ashlin): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjceQqvQBXAxDs-LzS31P_w

Apollo ASMR (Ethan): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_RpMX8WrKiLcujpeGc6ZFQ


Forest Ambience:

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Flirty Vampire Twins Heal You [MF4M] ft. second cup ASMR

second cup ASMR (Ashlin): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjceQqvQBXAxDs-LzS31P_w

Apollo ASMR (Ethan): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_RpMX8WrKiLcujpeGc6ZFQ


Forest Ambience:

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Flirty Vampire Twins Heal You [MM4F] ft. Apollo ASMR

second cup ASMR (Ashlin): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjceQqvQBXAxDs-LzS31P_w

Apollo ASMR (Ethan): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_RpMX8WrKiLcujpeGc6ZFQ


Forest Ambience:

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Flirty Vampire Twins Heal You [MM4M] ft. Apollo ASMR

second cup ASMR (Ashlin): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjceQqvQBXAxDs-LzS31P_w

Apollo ASMR (Ethan): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_RpMX8WrKiLcujpeGc6ZFQ


Forest Ambience:

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An Update On The Binaural Mic Situation

So the mic finally arrived a few days ago but... I can't use it. In order to use the microphone I also need an audio interface or a sound mixer than can connect to my PC. I ordered one online and it arrived yesterday, buuut the audio quality was terrible, and I've decided to return it. -_-

I'm currently trying to find a proper sound mixer/audio interface online and in my area. I'll let all of you know if/when I manage to get everything working!

Thank you again for your patience.&n...

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The Goal Has Been Met!

Thanks to your generous contributions and no small amount of hard work, we have amassed enough money to afford the 3D Binural microphone!

Thank you all so much for making this possible! I will continue to update you all on the progress of getting the microphone, and will make an unboxing video + audio test when it arrives!

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Getting Texted... [Bonus Blooper Clip]

Sometimes I forget to turn my ringer off while recording. 

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[NSFW] Happy Anniversary! [M4F] (Taking Your Boyfriend's Virginity) (Trusting) (Understanding) (Dominant(ish) Boyfriend)

Nope, it’s today! I know it is! Exactly 1 year ago today I confessed my feelings for you, and we officially became boyfriend and girlfriend!

Is it alright if I… uh… well… could I maybe… uh… ask you… something?

I’ve never trusted or loved anyone enough to ever even consider it with anyone else but… well, with you… there’s no one I’d rather give my first time up to… if you’ll have me?

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[NSFW] Happy Anniversary! [M4M] (Taking Your Boyfriend's Virginity) (Trusting) (Understanding) (Dominant(ish) Boyfriend)

Nope, it’s today! I know it is! Exactly 1 year ago today I confessed my feelings for you, and we officially became boyfriends!

Is it alright if I… uh… well… could I maybe… uh… ask you… something?

I’ve never trusted or loved anyone enough to ever even consider it with anyone else but… well, with you… there’s no one I’d rather give my first time up to… if you’ll have me?

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Just A Thought…

I like liking this world more than I like hating it

This world can be a heartless place. But it’s up to you whether or not you’ll let it break you.


It isn’t always easy, I know. Try to always remember; Yes, things can ALWAYS be better. But they can also ALWAYS be worse. Take the good with the bad and enjoy what you can, when you can. ❤️

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September's Line Requests (Line Requests #5) (FULL VERSION)

I asked all of you to send me lines to read off for a video, be it silly or wholesome or anything in between, and here is how you responded!  

Thank you all so much for being you!  

And HOPEFULLY this upload finally works properly!!!!

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Yandere Boy Rescues You [M4A] [Light Horror Themes] [Protective Yandere]

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Car Door: https://youtu.be/_cxs_53OGHE  

Car: https://youtu.be/PpcBRXM95PA

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Showering With Your Boyfriend For The First Time [M4F] [SFW] [Wholesome] [Shy, Nervous] [Trusting] [New Relationship]

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Shower Ambience: https://youtu.be/ISLx4FFRMs4


"Fade" By Andrea Tonoli

https://artlist.io/song/7769/fade


"Tea For One" By Yehezkel Raz 

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Showering With Your Boyfriend For The First Time [M4M] [SFW] [Wholesome] [Shy, Nervous] [Trusting] [New Relationship]

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Shower Ambience: https://youtu.be/ISLx4FFRMs4


"Fade" By Andrea Tonoli

https://artlist.io/song/7769/fade


"Tea For One" By Yehezkel Raz 

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Bloopers For September

Despite traffic's best efforts, I managed to scrape out a few audios I'm especially proud of! I feel like September was a good month for growth on A Warm Coffee Mug! 

BUT!

Like with anything... I didn't do it flawlessly

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September's Line Requests

The time has come for September’s line requests! 

Comment something down below, and I'll read it out in whatever voice you want me to.  It can be silly or sweet or anything in between. Don't be shy!  (As long as the line is within reason of course)   

(Patrons will have access to the full video containing EVERY line request, and are guaranteed to have their lines read for the video)

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Thinking Of Our Future [M4M] [Established Relationship] [Laying In Bed] [Soft Whispers]

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"Salinas" by BoreÍs

https://artlist.io/album/5655/salinas


"Please Send Rain" by We Dream Of Eden

https://artlist.io/song/66180/p...

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