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[NSFW] [M4TM] Disempowerment Fantasy [(Consensual!) Hypnosis] [Giving Him Control] [Instructing You] [Let It Go] [Instructed Masturbation] [Orgasm]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina

There is a moment (16:40 -17:51) where the listener is instructed to take off their shirt. Their body is affirmed, and it is not assumed the listener has breasts, but this may not sit comfortably with all listeners

The allure of disempowerment/hypnosis entails a relief of responsibility for your actions and experiencing a sort of thrill from leaving yourself in the hands of another person.

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[NSFW] [M4TF] Disempowerment Fantasy [(Consensual!) Hypnosis] [Giving Him Control] [Instructing You] [Let It Go] [Instructed Masturbation] [Orgasm]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis

The allure of disempowerment/hypnosis entails a relief of responsibility for your actions and experiencing a sort of thrill from leaving yourself in the hands of another person.

Or put simply: Do what he says, and you'll feel good :)

This audio was recorded with a new microphone, so if the audio quality sounds different, I was trying out a mic intended for non-ASMR voice acting.

Y...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Disempowerment Fantasy [(Consensual!) Hypnosis] [Giving Him Control] [Instructing You] [Let It Go] [Instructed Masturbation] [Orgasm]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina

The allure of disempowerment/hypnosis entails a relief of responsibility for your actions and experiencing a sort of thrill from leaving yourself in the hands of another person.

Or put simply: Do what he says, and you'll feel good :)

This audio was recorded with a new microphone, so if the audio quality sounds different, I was trying out a mic intended for non-ASMR voice acting.

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[NSFW] [M4M] Disempowerment Fantasy [(Consensual!) Hypnosis] [Giving Him Control] [Instructing You] [Let It Go] [Instructed Masturbation] [Orgasm]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis

The allure of disempowerment/hypnosis entails a relief of responsibility for your actions and experiencing a sort of thrill from leaving yourself in the hands of another person.

Or put simply: Do what he says, and you'll feel good :)

This audio was recorded with a new microphone, so if the audio quality sounds different, I was trying out a mic intended for non-ASMR voice acting.

Yo...

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New Microphone/Upcoming Hypnosis Preview

So I've been trying to figure out the ins and outs of a new microphone I just got, as the software that came with it is REALLY complicated (Or at least, more complicated than I am used to).
Here's a little sample of me reading a few lines for the upcoming hypnosis-themed NSFW audio to give you a taste of how it sounds.

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[M4F] [NSFW Literature] At His Touch [Soft Sub POV] [Gentle Dom Boyfriend] [Making You Feel Good] [Breastplay] [Eating You Out] [Sweet] [Sensual] [Love]

Writing these little, short, spicy stories has become a sort of side hobby of mine. It's a very nice diversion from doing audio all of the time, and it's fun to gradually learn more and more about traditional writing techniques.

But rest assured, a spicy audio is still on the way!

Happy reading! đŸ€—

His hand is on my waist, tender and careful. The other is supporting my back as he eases me backwards into bed. 

My boyfriend and I have had our intimate nights befo...

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[M4M] [NSFW Literature] At His Touch [Soft Sub POV] [Gentle Dom Boyfriend] [Making You Feel Good] [Nipple Play] [Blowjob and Fingering] [Sweet] [Sensual] [Love]

Writing these little, short, spicy stories has become a sort of side hobby of mine. It's a very nice diversion from doing audio all of the time, and it's fun to gradually learn more and more about traditional writing techniques.

But rest assured, a spicy audio is still on the way!

Happy reading! đŸ€—

His hand is on my waist, tender and careful. The other is supporting my back as he eases me backwards into bed. 

My boyfriend and I have had our intimate nights bef...

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đŸ„łBirthday!!!!

Sooooooooooooooooooo...

đŸŽ¶Once a year, we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun!

đŸŽ”And as the whole clan gathers 'round, and joy and laughter do abound, and we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song;

Happy Birthday!

đŸŽ¶Now you're one year older!

Happy Birthday

đŸŽ”Your life still isn't over

Happy birthday

đŸŽ¶How much more can you take?

But your friends ...

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[M4M] Your Best Friend Gives You Flowers [Sweet Confession] [Childhood Friends]

"Flowers are a cliché gift."

Maybe. But there's a reason why they've been used so much; they're very good gifts imo. There's a lot of symbolism in those pretty little plants, and they might make a nice segway to a confession! That's how it plays out in this audio anyway!

Your best friend of 10 years has asked you to meet him under a tree after school alone. How sweet, what could that possibly entail, I wonder?

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[M4F] Your Best Friend Gives You Flowers [Sweet Confession] [Childhood Friends]

"Flowers are a cliché gift."

Maybe. But there's a reason why they've been used so much; they're very good gifts imo. There's a lot of symbolism in those pretty little plants, and they might make a nice segway to a confession! That's how it plays out in this audio anyway!

Your best friend of 10 years has asked you to meet him under a tree after school alone. How sweet, what could that possibly entail, I wonder?

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Answering YOUR Questions! [But only the weird and Spicy ones!]

Thank you for sending in so many lovely questions! And thank you for sending some very odd questions for the little joke video, as well as the Patreon exclusive questions!

Here you all go!

Music đŸŽ”

"Your Arms To Me" by SCRO

https://artlist.io/song/15186/your-arms-to-me

"Make You Mine" by Sarah Kang

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Answering YOUR Questions! [Long Ramble Audio In My Normal Voice]

Thank you for sending in so many lovely questions! The spicy/joke version of this audio is on the way as well! It will be available at a later time.

For now, here's almost an hour and a half of me answering YOUR questions from the YouTube community post and Patreon post!

All music in the background was purchased and downloaded from Artlist.io

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Q&A (For Real and For Laughs)

⭐I’m going to make 2 Q&A videos to answer some questions you coffee mugs may have!

Comment down below with either a regular question or a joke question for laughs, and I will possibly get back to you in either the actual video or the joke video 👍

And needless to say if it’s an NSFW question I will only be addressing it on Patreon đŸ”„

(If it’s a joke question, please make sure you specify because I’d hate to treat a real question like a joke or vice versa...

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[M4F] Together In The Dark [Part 2] [Forbidden Romance] [Reverse Comfort For Sickness] [Bold Flirting]

Sedrik returns for another part, because we all need more enemies-to-lovers content! :D

After he helped you escape the subsurface kingdom, he fell to a magic sickness that has left him pretty defeated and bedridden. And as a result, the listener has chosen to put the series in an indefinite hiatus by obeying his commands and staying home in the surface-elf kingdom.

...Nah, just kidding. Of course, you're breaking into the royal castle to heal him and spend some forbidden romance t...

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[M4M] Together In The Dark [Part 2] [Forbidden Romance] [Reverse Comfort For Sickness] [Bold Flirting]

Sedrik returns for another part, because we all need more enemies-to-lovers content! :D

After he helped you escape the subsurface kingdom, he fell to a magic sickness that has left him pretty defeated and bedridden. And as a result, the listener has chosen to put the series in an indefinite hiatus by obeying his commands and staying home in the surface-elf kingdom.

...Nah, just kidding. Of course, you're breaking into the royal castle to heal him and spend some forbidden romance t...

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[Spicy] [MM4M] Extra Hours With The Twins Part 2 [Identical Twins][Friends To Lovers Series] [Spicy Ending]

A lot of you seemed to really enjoy the first part of Elliot and Elias's series, so here's part 2! They will be receiving a proper NSFW extension at some point. I was initially going to include it in this audio, but it felt very rushed having the relationship jump to sex so quickly, so I just settled for some spicy cuddling and touching.

Since it's not a full-on NSFW audio, I'm allowing all tiers to access the spicy extension! :)

Spicy Content: Some talk about sex...

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[Spicy] [MM4F] Extra Hours With The Twins Part 2 [Identical Twins][Friends To Lovers Series] [Spicy Ending]

A lot of you seemed to really enjoy the first part of Elliot and Elias's series, so here's part 2! They will be receiving a proper NSFW extension at some point. I was initially going to include it in this audio, but it felt very rushed having the relationship jump to sex so quickly, so I just settled for some spicy cuddling and touching only included in the Patreon extension!

Since it's not a full-on NSFW audio, I'm allowing all tiers to access the spicy extension! :)

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[NSFW] [M4M] Pinning You To A Wall, Licking Your Nipples And Sucking You Off [Gentle Dom] [Let Me Take Control Of You] [Leave Your Underwear On] [Low Spoken] [Whispering] [Neck Kissing] [Nipple Licking] [Blowjob] [Reverse Blowjob After] [Facial and Reverse Facial]

Alternate title: A lot happens in this one, lol

Have you ever wanted to let your boyfriend pin you to a wall and just totally shower you in intimate love and care while he praises you? Now you can! Coupled with some low spoken words of affection, and some very close whispering.

That’s enough. Leave your underwear on. It’s a lot hotter than being naked.

Hey, I can’t hear you. Use your words, darling.

Does my touch fe...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Pinning You To A Wall, Sucking Your Nipples And Eating You Out [Gentle Dom] [Let Me Take Control Of You] [Leave Your Panties On] [Low Spoken] [Whispering] [Neck Kissing] [Nipple Sucking] [Eating You Out] [Reverse Blowjob After] [Facial and Reverse Facial]

Alternate title: A lot happens in this one, lol

Have you ever wanted to let your boyfriend pin you to a wall and just totally shower you in intimate love and care while he praises you? Now you can! Coupled with some low spoken words of affection, and some very close whispering.

That’s enough. Leave your panties on. It’s a lot hotter than being naked.

Hey, I can’t hear you. Use your words, darling.

Does my touch feel...

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[MM4F] Extra Hours With The Twins Part 1 [Identical Twins] [Nerd and Athlete] [Friends To Lovers Series]

Meet Elias and Elliot, identical twins who are here to help you pull ahead of your studies! (Feel free to doze off and not listen to anything during the tutoring sessions; they were written to be tuned out.)

This has been a concept people have been requesting for a long time! I was going to make a 1-hour video, but I've come down with a fever and decided to record the first 20 minutes while I can still talk coherently. More to come in the future!

The series will also have...

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[MM4M] Extra Hours With The Twins Part 1 [Identical Twins] [Nerd and Athlete] [Friends To Lovers Series]

Meet Elias and Elliot, identical twins who are here to help you pull ahead of your studies! (Feel free to doze off and not listen to anything during the tutoring sessions; they were written to be tuned out.)

This has been a concept people have been requesting for a long time! I was going to make a 1-hour video, but I've come down with a fever and decided to record the first 20 minutes while I can still talk coherently. More to come in the future!

The series will also have...

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🎭I'm Off To The Stage For A Few Days

This week's upload will have a small delay. I'm in another play this week, and we'll be running it from the 5th to the 10th, so I won't have a ton of time for editing. As a little apology, here's a sneak peek at the thumbnail! đŸ–Œïž

Elias and Elliott, identical twins, because a lot of Patrons have requested I do an audio where I voice two characters at once. And by god, I will finally give the Coffee Mugs what they wantđŸ«Ą

I plan to make a mini series with a Patreon-only exten...

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[M4M] [Platonic Version] Lonely Vampire Baron Turns You [Part 3]

After being in a writer's block on where to take the Lonely Vampire Baron series, and after a VERY decisive poll, I present to you the third installment in Caspian's series. Only this time, we've got 2 different endings!

This version features a platonic familial relationship between the male listener and Caspian. If you wish to hear a romantic take on the script, give the other version a listen!

Note: Phantomer's Blight, to my knowledge, is not a real disease.

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[M4F] [Platonic Version] Lonely Vampire Baron Turns You [Part 3]

After being in a writer's block on where to take the Lonely Vampire Baron series, and after a VERY decisive poll, I present to you the third installment in Caspian's series. Only this time, we've got 2 different endings!

This version features a platonic familial relationship between the female listener and Caspian. If you wish to hear a romantic take on the script, give the other version a listen!

Note: Phantomer's Blight, to my knowledge, is not a real disease.

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[M4M] [Romance Version] Lonely Vampire Baron Turns You [Part 3]

After being in a writer's block on where to take the Lonely Vampire Baron series, and after a VERY decisive poll, I present to you the third installment in Caspian's series. Only this time, we've got 2 different endings!

This version features a romance between the male listener and Caspian. If you wish to hear a platonic take on the script, give the other version a listen!

Note: Phantomer's Blight, to my knowledge, is not a real disease.

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[M4F] [Romance Version] Lonely Vampire Baron Turns You [Part 3]

After being in a writer's block on where to take the Lonely Vampire Baron series, and after a VERY decisive poll, I present to you the third installment in Caspian's series. Only this time, we've got 2 different endings!

This version features a romance between the female listener and Caspian. If you wish to hear a platonic take on the script, give the other version a listen!

Note: Phantomer's Blight, to my knowledge, is not a real disease.

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[Blooper] What Do Vampires Know About Humans

A little mess up from the upcoming Caspain Audio!

Original Line: Tell me
 what do you think of vampires? Surely you’ve been taught all sorts of cautionary things from a young age. Sylvia Nieryn stated that humans are told we are sensitive to sunlight, silver blades and garlic.

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[NSFW] [M4M] Massaging Your Boyfriend Leads To Helping Him Cum [Sitting In Your Lap] [Reverse Handjob] [Orgasm] [Panting] [Soft Moans and Whimpers]

There will be more audios in my crusade of audios featuring the listener treating their boyfriend (one of you requested a thigh-squeezing audio), and we're starting with what is admittedly a dream scenario of mine... I would loooove a massage with my S.O.
Followed by... things đŸ„°

Wait
 that’s not my shoulder blades anymore
 Baby, you’re going a little bit lower than I expected.

Well
 I didn’t say I didn’t like it. Did I tell you to stop?

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[NSFW] [M4F] Massaging Your Boyfriend Leads To Helping Him Cum [Sitting In Your Lap] [Reverse Handjob] [Orgasm] [Panting] [Soft Moans and Whimpers]

There will be more audios in my crusade of audios featuring the listener treating their boyfriend (one of you requested a thigh-squeezing audio), and we're starting with what is admittedly a dream scenario of mine... I would loooove a massage with my S.O.
Followed by... things đŸ„°

Wait
 that’s not my shoulder blades anymore
 Baby, you’re going a little bit lower than I expected.

Well
 I didn’t say I didn’t like it. Did I tell you to stop?

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Things Need To Change! (Joke)

Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but sometimes when I'm in the mood to listen to spicy asmr, I like to listen to audios where you get to pleasure your partner because they're sweet and I like taking care of my partner

BUUUUT, they are SO rare! I've found a TON of "Speaker gives you head" audios, but there's very few audios where the opposite is the case (Listener treats the speaker). Why are we always the ones getting treated, instead of the other way around?

Coffee Mug...

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