XaiJu
Irrelevant_Dude

Irrelevant_Dude

patreon


Irrelevant_Dude posts

[NSFW] Healing Your Injured 'Boyfriend' [Assassin x Assassin Series] [M4M] [Enemies..?] [Lovers..?] [Dominant Listener] [Reverse Hand/Blowjob Ending (For Stress Relief)]

Kaden and Blossom (that's you) are out on a date at long last! There's no way anything will go wrong! ...But in case they do, it turns out you're not a bad healer when needed.


"Safran Piano" by Hanjo Gabler

https://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/song/safran-piano/4839


Bath Filling Ambience:

View Post

[NSFW] Healing Your Injured 'Boyfriend' [Assassin x Assassin Series] [M4F] [Enemies..?] [Lovers..?] [Dominant Listener] [Reverse Hand/Blowjob Ending (For Stress Relief)]

Kaden and Blossom (that's you) are out on a date at long last! There's no way anything will go wrong! ...But in case they do, it turns out you're not a bad healer when needed.

Fine, I’ll hold still… I guess it’s not all bad, being healed by the pale blossom… kinda nice, now that I’m leaning into it.

No, it just hit me that I’ve never had somebody else wash my hair before. Have you?

Ah… well, I’m glad I can count on you to caress my dick ...

View Post

[M4F] Laying In your Boyfriend's Lap [Wholesome] [Quality Time] [Soft Spoken Rambles]

Merry Christmas, and happy new year everyone! Enjoy some quality time laying by the fire with your boyfriend! :)

View Post

[M4M] Laying In your Boyfriend's Lap [Wholesome] [Quality Time] [Soft Spoken Rambles]

Merry Christmas, and happy new year everyone! Enjoy some quality time laying by the fire with your boyfriend! :)

View Post

[NSFW] [M4TF] Boyfriend Lets You Touch Him [Reverse Stroking] [Mutual Stroking] [Sex] [Words Of Affection]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis.

Of course not. You won’t make me uncomfortable by touching me. You’re my girlfriend. I give you permission to touch me anywhere you want.

I know you’re nervous… trust me, I am a little too… But it’s okay.

Yeah… it feels alright… It would feel better without my pants, though… Okay… Let me slide them off.

View Post

[NSFW] [M4TM] Boyfriend Lets You Touch Him [Reverse Stroking] [Mutual Stroking] [Sex] [Words Of Affection]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina.

Of course not. You won’t make me uncomfortable by touching me. You’re my boyfriend. I give you permission to touch me anywhere you want.

I know you’re nervous… trust me, I am a little too… But it’s okay.

Yeah… it feels alright… It would feel better without my pants, though… Okay… Let me slide them off.

View Post

[NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Lets You Touch Him [Reverse Stroking] [Mutual Stroking] [Sex] [Words Of Affection]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina.

Of course not. You won’t make me uncomfortable by touching me. You’re my girlfriend. I give you permission to touch me anywhere you want.

I know you’re nervous… trust me, I am a little too… But it’s okay.

Yeah… it feels alright… It would feel better without my pants, though… Okay… Let me slide them off.

View Post

[NSFW] [M4M] Boyfriend Lets You Touch Him [Reverse Stroking] [Mutual Stroking] [Sex] [Words Of Affection]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis.

Of course not. You won’t make me uncomfortable by touching me. You’re my boyfriend. I give you permission to touch me anywhere you want.

I know you’re nervous… trust me, I am a little too… But it’s okay.

Yeah… it feels alright… It would feel better without my pants, though… Okay… Let me slide them off.

View Post

[RE] Thinking Of Our Future [M4F] [Established Relationship] [Laying In Bed] [Soft Whispers] [Sleep Aid]

Welcome back ❤️

Once again, it's late at night... Your boyfriend can't help but think of what's to come... and how he'll spend it with you.  This is a remaster of an old audio from 2021, with some rewrites and differences in line delivery. I received a private request to have this audio redone, so consider this... that!

"Camhanaich" by BoreÍs

https://artlist.io/album/5655/salinas

View Post

[RE] Thinking Of Our Future [M4M] [Established Relationship] [Laying In Bed] [Soft Whispers] [Sleep Aid]

Welcome back 💙 

Once again, it's late at night... Your boyfriend can't help but think of what's to come... and how he'll spend it with you.  This is a remaster of an old audio from 2021, with some rewrites and differences in line delivery. I received a private request to have this audio redone, so consider this... that!  


 "Camhanaich" by BoreÍs 

https://artlist....

View Post

[M4F] We're Together Remaster [Yandere X Yandere] [Lovers] [Obsessing Over Each Other] [Bonding Over... "Yandere" Stuff] [Wholesome...?]

I'll go back to writing scripts soon, but finals have drained me utterly, so for now, I'd like to take a crack at redoing and improving older scripts.

Disclaimer: The content depicted in this video is fictitious and for entertainment and artistic purposes only. The creator of this video does not condone or encourage any of the themes shown throughout.

Handcuffs:

https://www.zapsplat....

View Post

[M4M] We're Together Remaster [Yandere X Yandere] [Lovers] [Obsessing Over Each Other] [Bonding Over... "Yandere" Stuff] [Wholesome...?]

I'll go back to writing scripts soon, but finals have drained me utterly, so for now, I'd like to take a crack at redoing and improving older scripts.

Disclaimer: The content depicted in this video is fictitious and for entertainment and artistic purposes only. The creator of this video does not condone or encourage any of the themes shown throughout.

Handcuffs:

https://www.zapsplat....

View Post

[M4M] Surprise! You're A Werewolf! [Moving In with Your Femboy Roommate Part 2] [Lovers] [Roommates] [Wholesome Spice Ending]

I heard a lot of you missed Claudia, and after perhaps far too long, he's back with another part! But something is off... What could it be?

(There is a touch of spice at the end of the audio that is Patreon exclusive, but it's not NSFW! Just some wholesome spice)

"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards

https://artlist.io/song/33362/i'm-still-sorry

View Post

[M4F] Surprise! You're A Werewolf! [Moving In with Your Femboy Roommate Part 2] [Lovers] [Roommates] [Wholesome Spice Ending]

I heard a lot of you missed Claudia, and after perhaps far too long, he's back with another part! But something is off... What could it be?

(There is a touch of spice at the end of the audio that is Patreon exclusive, but it's not NSFW! Just some wholesome spice)

"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards

https://artlist.io/song/33362/i'm-still-sorry

View Post

[M4M] The Real You [Confessing/Coming Out To Your Best Friend/Crush] [Pillow Talk] [Soft Spoken]

This audio won't have an M4F version for obvious reasons.

A little pillow talk can go a long way <3

View Post

[NSFW] [M4M] Going Down On Your Stressed Boyfriend [Reverse Comfort For Stress] [Love] [Kisses] [Panting] [Reverse Handjob and Blowjob]

Stress wipes people out sometimes... but you care a lot about your man <3

Also, this audio begins with crying. Just a heads up!

No, I... I can't even pretend to be okay... Do I want to sit down? Yeah...

Hm? Are you moving down? Ah... It feels really good when you touch it... Please, keep going.

Your tongue feels amazing... Oh my god...

View Post

[NSFW] [M4F] Going Down On Your Stressed Boyfriend [Reverse Comfort For Stress] [Love] [Kisses] [Panting] [Reverse Handjob and Blowjob]

Stress wipes people out sometimes... but you care a lot about your man <3

Also, this audio begins with crying. Just a heads up!

No, I... I can't even pretend to be okay... Do I want to sit down? Yeah...

Hm? Are you moving down?  Ah... It feels really good when you touch it... Please, keep going.

Your tongue feels amazing... Oh my god...

View Post

For My Next Spicy Audio

Quick, I gotta write the next spicy audio; what sounds better?

View Post

[NSFW][M4M] Be My Good Boy [Lovingly Dominant Speaker][Submissive Listener][Reverse Blowjob][Praise Kink][Pet Kink]

A requested audio from my Patrons! For now there is only one version, but that MIGHT change if enough people want a M4F version.

I hope you enjoy being my property for a little bit. And I REALLY hope you love being a power bottom.

...and I remember you saying you had a kink for collars… so I did some searching online, and found one in your size in your favorite colour.

What do you say? Wanna try it on? Would you like to be my… good boy?

Mmm…...

View Post

[M4F] Your Bf Goes Bra Shopping With You [Wholesome Beginning][Cute][Spicy End At Home][Brief Reverse Handjob/Blowjob][Boob Kisses][Affirmations][Gentle Chest Massage][Helping You Orgasm]

Some shopping, words of reassurance, and chest massages for my girl! 

Note: The listener's 'size' is never mentioned in the audio. Any girl can listen to this audio without worry. 

You need to get some new bras? Oh. Yeah, for sure. We can totally do that. Did you have a place in mind?

Ahaha, uh… this may come as a surprise but despite how much I stare at you… I do not know your size off the top of my head.

...Thank you for telling me...

View Post

Will I Be Posting NSFW Audios In November???

Yes ✌️

View Post

[M4M] Paired With Your Sweet Crush [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome] [Shy] [Blind Speaker] [Theatre Kids]

The play in the script is made up 🫡

Here is a wholesome STFTL like old times ^-^

Short voice cameo done by Ekiberny!


"Finer Love - No Lead Vocals" by Leroy Wild

https://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/song/finer-love/15080

"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards

https://...

View Post

[M4F] Paired With Your Sweet Crush [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome] [Shy] [Blind Speaker] [Theatre Kids]

The play in the script is made up 🫡

Here is a wholesome STFTL like old times ^-^

Short voice cameo done by Ekiberny!


"Finer Love - No Lead Vocals" by Leroy Wild

https://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/song/finer-love/15080

"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards

https://...

View Post

[Short] [NSFW] [M4M] You Like It When I'm Formal?

Perhaps if I call you sir...? <3

View Post

POV: You're Playing D&D With The Boys! [Audiostory]

"A lonely demon summoner, an idol, a femboy, a protagonist and an assassin walk into a dungeon."

Welcome to a D&D session featuring DM Coffee, Mitch, Kennedy, Bonnie, Kaden and you!


"Spirits Of The Woods" by Rotem Moav

https://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/song/spirits-of-the-woods/48795


"Don't Look Back" by Matooma

2023-10-25 02:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post

[M4M] Your Host Boyfriend Cares For You [Comfort And Reverse Comfort] [Massages] [Flirty Rambles] [Calling You Master]

Here's a character I've meant to bring back for a LONG time! Please welcome back, Robin!


"Happiness And Cheer" by Bob Hart:

https://artlist.io/song/76337/happiness-and-cheer

View Post

[M4F] Your Host Boyfriend Cares For You [Comfort And Reverse Comfort] [Massages] [Flirty Rambles] [Calling You Master]

Here's a character I've meant to bring back for a LONG time! Please welcome back, Robin!


"Happiness And Cheer" by Bob Hart:

https://artlist.io/song/76337/happiness-and-cheer

View Post

I Can Talk Again/Ideas

I have finally recovered from being sick, and I’m more motivated than ever to start working again!

I have a few ideas for my next audio, but I’d like to hear from all of you!

I’d like to hear your ideas/ suggestions for spicier Patreon videos, even if it’s just as simple as “I wish he did one of *this*” or if it’s a concept I’ve done before. (Or heck, even if it’s something wholesome. I want to go back to my wholesome roots too!)

I’m considering going bac...

View Post

[NSFW] [Short] You Kept Me Up

Sometimes you make it hard to sleep <3

View Post

[Short] I've Been Thinking About You [Wholesome]

Your flu-sick bf is still thinking of you <3

View Post