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"Wanna Taste?" COATED version

Here we go, the public release version of the picture, nice and sloppy and sticky! 

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Sketch: Trixie's Caught

Had a idea for a cute Trixie selfie. 

"Those days when even the dresser wants in my pants.."

#Wardobemalfunction #Audipussy

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Wanna Taste? 'non' coated version

I managed to finish all of our tasty hunk's coloring tonight before bed. As I'd planned, this is the upload of my patron-EXCLUSIVE 'uncoated' version. A nice clean naked version for those of you who like to see his cock and balls obscured by their future chocolate and honey coating.. 

Enjoy my friends, oh and just because he hasn't drizzled anything over his package here doesn't mean he doesn't still welcome you all licking and playing with his parts. <3

UPDATE: Aw heck I'll include a version with the placeholder coating too for ya guys because I love ya. <3

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Trixie's Face Exploded

I was searching for reference pictures for the mustang picture and saw these lol morbid I know but.. yep that's Trixie if her face got blown off. 

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Hungry Birb

My roomie left yesterday morning for work in another state, he sent me a picture of his plane so I had to do this to it and send it back to him. XD

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Come/Cum Inside....

Acura spreading her car-pussy nice and wide for you to get a good look inside. What do you plan to do with it?

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'Girthing' WIP

Related to the little bit of lore I introduced in this drawing. With widespread use of the lover-littlers all sorts of size altering kinks evolved from their use, such as this known by it's slang name of 'girthing.' It's human girls into taking really really big cock. The idea is during the slow 20 minute process her male car-lover goes through of re-expanding back to normal car-size, they continue to screw throughout and it's treated as a sort of endurance challenge. To see just how large he can grow before she just can't stand it anymore and needs him to get out of her. The males typically don't ever complain either as she gets so wonderfully tight as a result! 

Any requests for what kind of car he is? 

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Chocolate & Honey Boi

2ND UPDATE: Performed a second pass of cleaned up line-work, went over all details and fixed the details to accurately reflect the actual bodywork design of the 2015 model mustang.


UPDATE: Finished basic body form. Added placeholder chocolate syrup and honey as a show of intent, I know the consistency of each needs to look different and the honey looks more like melted cheese. XD


*Top-Half of his body subject to change*

You ever see a car with colors that immediately make you think of a food? Like a neon green 350Z and you think.. mm I'd like to lick that sour candy babe!

Anyway I see these black mustangs with gold stripes and immediately think of chocolate and honey. So I decided to make a picture based on that. This sexy hung pony, when finished, will be drizzling honey all over his chocolate coated cock and balls... beckoning you to take a taste. <3


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Pussy-Spread?

Just an extremely random thought... but it occurred to me that I've never had any of my girls give you guys a nice detailed glimpse of her lady parts.. parting them and all? Letting you see all that's going on in there? I don't care what girl does it (as long as it's not Cindi of course) but would you guys at all be interested in seeing something like that? <XD If so say what girl you prefer?

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Cindi AND Ashley have a Greeting For You!

"haaaiii!" <3

IMPROVED VERSION: 

-fixed the width of her torso and changed it's curve angle.

- Added derpy feet position with inward facing 'toes'

-Took Cindi's 'hand off her leg and re-positioned it splayed out excitedly

-Adjusted angle of waving arm

-Added shading and basic color, improved ground.

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Remade A Panel

UPDATE: Remade the remake.. fixed his mid-section for a more natural body-flow and added a peek at gigantic tailpipe(camero-hole), I knew something looked off!


When going over all the panels with final detail I decided to completely do the "it's kinda cramped" panel as I just think it didn't look very good. I think you guys will like this new one where he's trying to shift himself around, slips a little and causes his balls to smash down on the ground and bloosh. lol

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Blakezilla Comic FINAL STRETCH

Worked my ass off this weekend, I tried to finish this by Sunday but I failed. Regardless though it's very close to being done. Lol and just you guys watch, it's probably only going to get like 3 comments on furaffinity. That's what always happens to the things I put the most work into. : ) 

Attaching the full script below:

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Blakezilla Comic

Continuing from this post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/blakezilla-comic-37653109

From the script, the pictures are in order above:

Blake - Egh.. it's REALLY cramped in here you know, can we save the small talk for later? Egh..

Krystal - Oh Blakey! I'm sorry! We'll get ya smaller again like super soon okay?

Daisy - Hey I found it! I found the downsizer ray! Okay Blakeykins just hold still!

Buck H - *puts his hand on top of the gun and has her lower it* Hold on hold on... let's not be so hasty here ladies.. hm.. *he grabs his lapels looking like a sir* Blake's current Texas sized condition's got an idea for a picture show a'brewin... 

Blake - *cringing* You have, got, to be fucking kidding!... 

Krystal - But sir!.. 

Buck H - Ah ah ah *waves her off* Dontcha goin an' ruinin' my brainstormin' process missy.. hmm yes.  Blake! Now take a listen ta this.. we goin' put ya in a huge T-rex costume.. 

Blake - Stop. T_T 

Buck H - -Get a nice bit'a land set up with some car extras...  OH planes! Yessir that's the ticket right thar.. 

Blake - Please Stop. 9_9;


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WIP Filling Blake's Condom

UPDATE: Maybe a less challenging pose? But I think maybe it looks better, what do you think?

Blake and his girls on set filming another movie, this time with a heavy milking theme! One of the girls gets to be the one struggling inside the increasingly filling condom. XD Swimming in hot thick Blake cum lol. 

Not a TON to say here, just a very ambitious and different pose I wanted to try, for a long time I've been wanting to do this very picture but didn't have the.. heh.. balls to try it.

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Overwelming Their Victim..

The tentacles continue to ravage our poor lil anime car, completely taking over and forcing her into a helpless compromised position as the strong tendrils wrap around every one of her limbs and pulling them tight and extended. 

The horny tentacles free from restraining begin squeezing and caressing her most sensitive areas, trying to lull the girl into an aroused and receptive state to take the creature's seed. One by one the tentacles pull and rip off her articles of clothing while others find any random orifices they can fill... 

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Trixie's Human Vore

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Now in comic form!

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A sequel to no one particular picture of Trixie voring a person. Seems Trixie vore is very popular among the watchers. ;)

Vore is probably one of Trixie's more profitable services when it comes to effort / pay. Not so many cars, even prostitutes, are willing to experiment with vore because of how strange and invasive it is. Trixie's a people pleasure though, plus she's able to charge extra for it due to the demand. Its a pretty easy job though, just gulp the guy down and then she's free to wander about and do her own thing while he enjoys himself in there. A good time for her to say... catch up on her emails or browse the internet on her phone eh? 

She usually lets the guy spend his fill in there before either letting himself find his own way out, or her hacking him up or poo'ing him out depending on what they discuss. Sometimes the lil tick-tack isn't able to get himself out and she's forced to squeeze him out her ass though. XD 

Further pages to come, this is a mini-comic. You'll like what happens next.

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Car Tentacle Hentai 2 WIP

It begins... 

You're welcome for having her gigantic tits popped out of her shirt like ripe grapes right off the get go. Now there's plenty of boobs exposed for the tentacles to squeeze and fondle at. 

Taking ideas for other... stuff to happen. 

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Soft Car Tummy

The benefits of having a car girlfriend most times come from the little pleasures. As in, everything you like in a human girls body, you've got 8x more of it to enjoy when she's a car!

We've all got to admit it, few things are more amazing then resting your head on a firm fit warm and velvety soft girl-belly. <3 Well I'm happy to report that anthro-car tummies are just as good feeling while being much much bigger! A one inch thick surface of dark colored rubber, coated in a thin silicone layer to give it that extra soft velvety feel. (ever feel a brand new flesh-light, still coated in baby-powder? Imagine that texture)

The resulting belly feels firm and athletic, with a soft 'baby fat' layer to sink into. A comforting warmness from the electronics and other body parts inside. With her engine running the vibrations travel all through her body mimicking the purring feeling of a giant cat belly under your cheek. Best part of all, her belly is big enough to literally lay down on and sleep, that is if you're willing to rest your head or feet between her titties.. which may I add feel just as soft and velvety. 

BTW: Yes that's Jenny in this picture. 

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Cute Inflatable Dragon

No he's not a blow-up pool toy, he's biological. But he is small, about the size of a dog, and his species can puff up when scared to appear slightly bigger. This gives his skin a stretchy property. These little dragons are often the butt of entertainment for whatever random person manages to snatch one up and over-inflate them for fun. <3

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WIP Dominatrix Misty

Misty keeps seeming to find teeny tiny little outfits, rumor has it a secret admirer keeps leaving them for her. ;) This time the naughty bug decided she wants to be a dominatrix for her little human pet. Rubbing her tiny little bug vagina, getting herself nice and horny, the lil guy wonders what she has in mind next. 

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Cars + Tentacles =

You all knew this was coming. XD

This is a WIP.. and the teaser for actual 'action' down the road.

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Jenny XY-9

I needed a tiny break to draw something different yet.... similar. For some reason the Youtube algorithm is suggesting all these 'my life as a teenage robot clips' I swear.. one after another, can't load a page without seeing one! 

I never really watched the show that much but enough to get the gist, and the themes of a robotic creature living in the normal world is kind of a similar theme to the stuff I already draw. AND Jenny has surprisingly a lot of artists drawing her so.. I figured I'd take a crack at it. I wanted to meet a good balance of sticking to the show's simple art style while making her look more realistic.. so I changed as little as needed... and yes, the robo-boobs WERE needed! >> 

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Idea...

I'm visioning....

A hung masculine car and a voluptuous feminine car, wearing underwear. Add in some liquid clothes shrinking detergent splashed all over them. Their once comfortable loose fitting clothing steadily shrinking. The clothing around their round squishy bits getting increasingly skin tight, then actively being squashed as the clothes continue to constrict around every crevice. The cars squeal and squirm as their sensitive areas are squeezed to death until finally the clothing gives way, rips jutting out at random seams as they still continue shrinking. Ending in the satisfying show of their sexy bouncy round bits finally BURSTING from their squeezing prison with a satisfying bounce and slosh.. 

What do you think? hard? 

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Tasty Tasty Boy!

Some people are just at the right place at the right time you know? Trixie and Acura didn't even have anyone in particular in mind. The two nymphos just talked each other into the thought of how fun it'd be to blow some guys mind. 

Now he stands there, petrified.. almost as petrified as his rock hard erection, being slathered head to toe in girl tongue and saliva.. surrounded by the repeated sounds of girl wet lapping sounds and excited breathing.. they're totally getting off to it themselves.

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Alize Musk Backstage

An embarrassing dad moment for our pervy pleasure. lol Remember Alize the tennis player Tesla model 3? Seems between games she was changing into a new uniform when big daddy Elon walks in on her without knocking. Your parents ever do that you? lol

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No Nose Booping!

If you're like me, when you look at a planeh's cute face you're instantly filled with the irresistible urge to boop their big round adorable nose. Who knew aerodynamic necessity design was so naturally appealing eh? 

The unfortunate truth is that unless any of us become rich enough to have a private jet, we'll never get a chance. But the good news is that at least in this universe the planes won't do anything if you boop them. 

In the carmorph universe (someone used carmorph I think maybe I should use that term from now on) though it's become common issue enough that you'll see warning signs on tarmacs around the world warning not to boop the planes. 

A planes nose is very sensitive! Booping as satisfying as it is is very irritating to a planeh and can even cause some momentary disorientation and sensory overload. The overworked and irritable jetliners you'll see around major airports don't have much patience for such annoyances so... you've been warned! Whatever the jet decides to do in retaliation the airport is NOT liable!

So word of advice, if you plan to boop a plane's nose, only do it with the plane's permission, no non-consensual booping! 

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First Come First Serve!

Going to draw a male car / male human picture based off the idea of the drawing below (minus the unrealistic blowjobbing) so I figured I'd open up the 'who's the male car' to you guys. First comment gets it. 

(Please be nice, if you're someone who gets a lot of stuff from me, or doesn't really have any car specifically in mind please be considerate and pass this up so someone more eager an wanting can get a chance okay?  It's the holidays be giving ~<3 )

NOT CLAIMING OWNERSHIP OF BELOW DRAWING!



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This Is Probably The Best Description Of Anthro-Cars lol

I take a car and smack it with the horny bat. XD Btw I seriously need that bat.. oh the things I'd do with it. 

Makes me almost wanna draw a small series of pictures of me transforming a car with the horny bat lol.

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Human Trixie WIP

Felt inspired to do a first ever rendition of Trixie as a human. Now I know it doesn't really show-case her biggest asset.. her big round butt.. but still.. just know it's there. XD

I feel like Trixie will be relatively divisive as I know how many guys love her and probably have their own idea of what she'd look like. Something little explored is the fact that she IS bi, in fact it was her getting it on with a girl in her room and her preacher dad catching them that started her whole path in life to where she is now.. disowned, on her own, and being naughty because of her daddy problems. So I thought short punk-style lesbian looking short hair fit her. I probably wouldn't even put it beyond her to have her hair dyed some random neon color like green or pink either entirely or in certain areas.

What do you guys think? 

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Taking Suggestions For Christmas!

At least going to TRY and get a holiday picture done in time. I'm taking suggestions for Christmas pin-ups or other sexy/cute drawings for the holiday, preferably using one of my characters. :) Any ideas? Dreams?

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