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Jet Girlfriend Tongue-Job

Ms. Boeing knows her human is all about vore, and while they haven't gone as far as playful vore yet, she still loves to bathe him in saliva and masturbate him with her tongue. <3

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Toyota Titties

Toyota GR86: "nmmgh~<3! ..squeeze my big fat titties, slap em' around, suck on em, just abuse the fuck outta' em daddy! Mmmh be rough with me.." *grinding on wall*

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Intimate Misty

Night - Morning versions 

Misty puts on her most intimate lingerie and waits in the bed for her hubby Drill to come home and love her..

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Carter Doodles

-A giant-godlike hand reaches out of the sky and squeezes Carter's big fat nose when she surfaces, how could you blame him? Look at that cute honker..

-Cute lil' 10ft long baby Carter, and scientist - in-universe insert Oxurus

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Giantess Anthro Roadrunner

Out of left field with this one, I know. R-Mk on e621 drew a particularly thicc and sexy anthro-Roadrunner from LoonyToons. 

https://e621.net/posts/4643317?q=road_runner_%28looney_tunes%29

Instantly in my sizeplay mind the thought went to the episode that ended with a giant Roadrunner and tiny Coyote. Essentially I took the anthro-version I saw and applied it to that episode with sexy results! 


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Valora the dragoness

A few drawings done just these last two nights. First a long-awaited maw shot, first time seeing her face straight on I believe! 

Second one, from tonight, a non-canonical situation: It looks like the village finally managed to apprehend Valora and restrain her properly. As punishment for being such a naughty dragon, she's restrained and positioned for breeding by any people passing by!

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Sexy St Patrick's Day!

St Patricks Cuddle v1.2 Hotfix  

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-added more and permanent shading
-added details to the side of Acura's torso, accent lines, door lines, handles that were forgotten subtle linework cleanup


2-hours a day late! But still here it is. Acura and Trixie being an adorable couple here, I didn't even intend it to come out so wholesome but it kinda did. lol Did you wear any green today?

Included ass-shaded/non-shaded and the crazy "Lake version" by request lol don't ask.

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Annalise Blowjob

When your boss is a huge car-girl, it doesn't matter if you're in the middle of your work or not, she's pushing that desk over, bending you back over your chair and blowing you!

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Stacy's Chevy-Suckoff

At half-time Stacy sometimes likes to sneak off behind the stands when her unofficial boyfriend Duke (Squarebody's char) and get intimate with him, times he comes by watch the game. Stacy has a healthy bottom-role in the relationship, playfully living the Ford-Chevy rivalry with Duke and resigning herself as a low Ford privileged enough to be a pet for her superior Chevy stud. 

I suppose she found herself especially horny after her cheer performance this time and decided to treat Duke to a cheerleader blowjob.

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A Tight Fit

You prepare for a night out at the bar with your Eclipse, you walk into the garage to see if she's ready to go. Like all women, even vehicle women, of course not. lol But you have the wonderful view of her stretching her skintight demen jeans up over that huge Mitsubishi ass of hers. Mmh! <3

Couldn't decide on clothing so I just did three versions, one one hand no other clothes better show off her seamless curves, but at the same time I love a good underwear shot. 

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Annelise Fischer

Commission for Lake, his new character Annelise, a German photo-model turned owned car, turned upper management in the states. Her owner and boyfriend here technically has her as his boss now, and the two have fun with this reversed power dynamic quite a bit.

2015 Mercedes-Benz AMG GTS

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Movie Promotion!

Buck Haywood is mighty dern sad to see how the boobs on Lara Croft have shrunken over the years. So in his infinite wisdom, the porn king of Texas is announcing a TBR title staring Krystal Andrews, the perfect girl to fill the early Lara Croft's bra size.. A departure from Krystals usual vehicle-centric work, this will be a humanxhuman girl on girl picture, for those so inclined..

note: not really a coming comic or anything, just an ad. ^^

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Stacy - The F-150 Lightning Cheerleader


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2/28/24 Art Stream Drawings

The two drawings from last nights request stream. Some Chevy on GMC action, and Ashley having been thiccened!

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Mommy Dragon

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What Trixie Has to Deal With These Days!

Being the undisputed and not necessarily thrilled to be crowned 'vore-queen of servertown' (ie: the discord server. Seriously you guys need to join that haven't!) has little in the way of benefits outside of the cash thrown her way by the countless guys wanting her to eat them! But its getting to the point now where the girl can barely seem to escape something going in her mouth! 

Poor Trix has asked for a break, her poor throat being so sore from all the big meals, hell even big truck dicks don't make her throat as sore as a wiggling human does. But the lust people have for her plump lips and tight lil throat is evidently too great. 

Sorry Trixie. XD 

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1/28/24 Stream Sketches

- 1960s era Chevy truck girl with gigantic titties, per Squarebody Boy (squashed against glass version and non)

- blowjob from the plant enemy from JerseyDevil on the PS1, a drawing I did for myself. XD

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Human Valora

Finally got around to this, so little known lore. Valora the dragon wasn't actually a dragon LONG LONG ago. She was a powerful sorceress who hungered for power! It was through her own dark arts and a few misunderstandings of the spells she cast that in conjuring her spell for ultimate power, it backfired and turned her into a dragoness. I mean.. not exactly a backfire.. she is pretty much the most powerful creature there is, just don't think she intended to become a creature lol.

Decades passed and eventually, being a dragon she decided to act like one, and over time any human sensibilities or behavior pretty much atrophied leaving her personality just as beastly as her physical form. 

Nowadays none but the most ancient of wizards even knows she was ever human. Hell she might even barely remember herself!

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Trixie Interactive Vore Experience

I had the revelation after the fact, that a vore animation might be better 'enjoyed' when controlled in steps. So with that I created mini-loops of different stages of the animation. 

Simply start with Part 1, and simply press you left or right arrow to advance or reverse the voring process! 

Enjoy~ 

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2/24/24 Stream Sketches

Drew some anthro Acuitania vore and some square-body pick-up booty!

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Carter the Submarine

Just some fanart of Oxurus' character. :)

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Trixie GIF: A Little Biofuel

The discord all participated in a poll on what I should do for an animation during my month off work between jobs. It was just about unanimous, people wanted to put Trixie's poor sore throat to work with yet more vore! This time, in animated form.

Knowing me, I wasted all my time and then at the night of my very last day before work I made it! 

Who's a good little snack! huh? HUH? 

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One Giant Car Is Never Enough..

Just a tiny lil offshoot I'm doing, not even really canon to the Blakezilla story outside of our Discord/Patreon community here. ^^

Blakezilla is walking around the Haywood studios land trying to stretch his legs a little when he comes across lil ol' Zed the security guard. Hello Zed! Suddenly a red beam shoots out from an unknown location and hits Zed, his body is enveloped in a red energy field which Blake is all too familiar with.

Quickly Zed bursts out of his uniform and inflates up to massive scale rivaling Blake himself! The both of them being totally unprepared and surprised don't react all too gracefully and Zed himself is woefully off balance having not been ready to have his entire body enlarged!


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Random Sketches 01/14/24

Two frontal maw shots of the anthro-submarine, Carter. One a ahegao face.

Then Zed the camaro licks Oxurus the fennic. lol

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LORE - Loverlittler Dosing

I decided, quite sporadically, to do a little lore piece showing what sizes to expect with however many doses you give your car with a lover-littler and what affect that has on time before it wears off. The smaller the vehicle is made the more effort is taken to maintain the atomic compression, so it tends to wear off faster.

Though just to clarify, despite the effect wearing off after a time, it can be staved off with repeated dosages. The wearing off, as stated in the past, happens slowly. So in the act it will be obvious the feeling that the vehicle is slowly re-enlarging at which time a dosage can be given to counter-act it.

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Riley Blow WIP

Small mini-comic I wanted to do, only 3 or so panels total after these two. Wanted to draw a cute lil intimate piece with these two with Markus really taking charge and basically doing what he wants with Riley. <3

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"Get In, We Gotta Go.."

I swear I posted a WIP of this awhile back but now I can't find it, anyway I started this before the big Thanksgiving picture. So just think of this as a juicy little extra exclusively with Acura, some nice wide pussy-spreading. 

For your guys' enjoyment I also made a wet and ready version for those so inclined. 

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Drinking Away Last Year

UPDATE: Resized Amber larger, realized after the fact that she was a bit too small compared to the people. Also, as you can see, I added some basic colors, mostly the metal shades of black. Also added some basic labels to the beer containers. 

Added the beer label "Diesel Biter" which I'll upload by itself here. 

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Happy new year guys, hey look I'm only 3-4 days late! : D

Decided due to popular demand that I should go back and give Keith and Amber some love and peek in to see  what they did for new-years eve. Big surprise, looks like a heavy metal vomit party of course!

Keith's friends are pretty cool, sure they give them both some shit and send some friendly teasing his way for being one of those 'car couples' but that doesn't stop them from partying together. Opening the garage, the buddy hosting the party even let Amber squeeze her big ass into the house and lounge in the living room.

Next up? The ultimate battle to settle all battles, whos better at beer bong? Cars or humans?

LORE:

- if you guys couldn't tell, the image on Amber's shirt is of a heart with a skull in it edgy edgy girl! but it's an animech car skull

- Yes cars can get drunk. The gasoline or other car-friendly liquid isn't fermented or anything. But alcoholic party car drinks have proprietary additives in them that AniMECH themselves programmed their bodies to simulate a high of being inebriated. This was a mandate from the CEO himself as part of his personal view of ethics in the matter of the anthro-cars. That, having created living sentient creatures it's their duty to allow their bodies the same earthly pleasures/pains/emotions/highs & lows afforded to any other natural sentient creature. IE thats also why they're able to fuck each other and have it feel good.. they could have just as easily been machine about it and just plugged a port into each other or something and feel nothing.. BUT to get it past the DMV, anthro-cars have a built in oil-alcohol meter and if they're too buzzed to drive their bodies literally will not allow them to go feral and drive.. and if they get SUPER wasted.. like where it'd be dangerous to have them even walk around where they could stumble on their ass and crush someone.. they're literally programmed to pass out and sleep it off..

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A 30yr Old Escort

Saw this meme on facebook saing "Dear Santa, when I asked for a 30 year old escort thats not what I had in my mind" so of course. Your ol' uncle Half-Dude had to go and make the joke a reality, or rather make the memer's wish come true. You got a car but you wanted an escort? *pushes Easy button!*

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Irritable Chipmunk Girl

This is just a random couple drawings I did on the discord. It's actually someone's fur character from e621, some punk rocker chipmunk. The conversation came up about her working some formal job having to hide her rocker side but not enjoying it much at all.

Then we randomly grew her tits.. lol kinda unrelated.

Also YES, I DID forget to draw her tail! I'm always doing that with fur characters. lol

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