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Solace Ch.3

After realizing that I am not only in the world of Invincible but the son of one of the planet’s greatest heroes, now I’m left with a terrible fate…


Conversing with a four-year-old.


“My name is Mark, what’s yours?!” The black-haired boy said excitedly from his place beside me. 


“Darius,” I blurted out, unable to contain my eagerness to establish a connection with this black-haired boy. 


“Ooh, cool!...

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Solace Ch.2

— Darius (Three Years Later) —


I’ve given up. 


I ripped up the piece of paper in front of me and threw the torn pieces around the room. 


After all of this time, I still haven’t figured out what Universe I am in! 


Years of trying various different powers to no avail! 


The Speed Force Equation, the Life Equation, the Anti-Life Equation, the Ki, Magic, Nen, Haki, the ...

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Solace (Invinicble OC!SI) Ch.1

“Cat loves food, yeah yeah yeah yeah, cat loves food ye-yeah~” 


“Hey dude, watch where the fuck you’re going!” Someone shouted from across the street. 


I looked at them and blinked a few times, then pointed at myself. He nodded with a frantic look in his eyes. 


The fuck did I do-


BEEP


I turned around to see a truck barreling toward me. “Wait, how the fuck d...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.44

— Momonga (Months Later) —


It had been over half a year since Nazarick had arrived in this fantasy world, and in that time, so much had happened. A soft breeze blew through Momonga’s crystal white hair as she stared off into the vast distance beneath her. The tall mountain they stood on provided ample view of the scenery this world had to offer—and it was so much more than anything their old world could muster. 


Yes, the...

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Poll for this week

What do you all want to see written this week? Vegeta has pretty much destroyed every poll so I'm gonna leave it off of it for this week.

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Godmund the Golden Guardian Ch.5

— Godmund (A Few Weeks Later) —


“Tis thy limit, Lord Godmund.” The red-haired man in front of me declared with a serious frown. 


“Not yet; this battle shall end when I fall!” I roared and rushed forward with my giant greatsword in hand. The man easily blocked my attack with the metal of his blade and maneuvered it around, parrying my attack with graceful ease. He gave a kick to my exposed side and looked down at me with a pro...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.28

— Bulma —


“Mmm~!” 


A soft moan escaped Bulma as her hands gripped at her fiancé’s hair. She could feel the Saiyan Prince’s tongue digging into her feminine folds, all the while his hands expertly teased her clit.


Just a few minutes ago she had been incredibly stressed out as she worked, taking her anger and annoyance on anyone who was around her.


When Vegeta had entered her workshop, that an...

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Poll update for 9/12/2024

What do you all want to see updated on Thursday?

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.27

— Freeza —


He sat in his floating chair, frowning boredly as he stared off into the emptiness of space. In front of him was the entirety of his empire, the same empire that he should be enforcing his supremacy over, yet he was here.


“Have you nothing more to say?” The biggest annoyance of his existence asked with a sly smirk. 


“The Universe is mine, Father decreed as much, didn’t you?” Fre...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.26

— Raditz —


Raditz let out a deep, tired sigh as he sat in one of the side booths in the large room with Launch by his side. In the arms of his woman was his daughter, his light in this world, and a second chance for the Saiyan race. 


“You’re not going to go have fun?” Launch asked with a frown as she looked out of the booth toward the bar. 


Raditz’s face twitched at the sight of Prince Vegeta, Heir to th...

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World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.23

— Gloria —


Her sirens blared as she sped toward her destination with tired eyes locked onto the road.


It took everything in her power to keep herself awake and prevent a fatal car accident. 


At the moment, she was sixteen hours deep into her shift and she wanted nothing more than to pull the van over and take a long hibernation away from all the stresses and dangers of Night City, but she had a job to do, one she’d...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.43

— Narberal Gamma (During Adventurer’s Exam) —


“Lineup here!” The examiner ordered, and Nabe’s fist clenched at the sound. She glared at the examiner, ready to take his head for his carelessness toward the Supreme Beings, but a gentle hand and smile from Lady Momonga calmed her aggression. 


She would never doubt the judgment of the Supreme Beings, never. They knew better than her, or anyone for that matter, which is w...

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Update Poll

I wanted to make this poll to see what you guys would like updated this coming week. I feel as though since you guys are paying, it's only right that rather than me writing what I want in the current moment, I should see what you guys wish to read.

Which Fic would you like me to update this Tuesday (Tomorrow), and this Thursday?

I'll probably be doing this poll every week going forward on Friday to see what you guys wish to see updated. The two highest ranked fics ...

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Note

I just wanted to write a quick thing to apologize to you guys for my recent inconsistency. Life had been kicking my ass the past couple of weeks and myself and my family have been taking L after L, from minor accidents to a couple of recent deaths. Needless to say, 2024 is not wrapping up well for me and as such it has affected my writing.

Within the last few days I've decided to look beyond the negatives and pick myself up. I think it's exactly what I needed and I finally feel ...

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The Enlightened One Ch.78

— Lei Senju —


It had been a few hours since we left the village in search of Tsunade. We barely even knew where we were going, or at least Naruko and I didn’t. 


Jiraiya had said that he didn’t have the slightest clue where Tsunade was located, but I considered that to be a lie. He has one of the greatest spy networks in the history of hidden villages and he doesn’t know where one of the most important people in the world is? Bu...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.25

— Vegeta (Three Months Later) —


“Vegeta, come on, we’re going to be late!” Bulma shouted from downstairs as I straightened my tie. 


I let out a breath of frustration and defeat. 


For the first time in my life, Nappa had truly defeated me. 


I walked out of the room and down the stairs, where I saw a whole group waiting for me. 


Bulma, Raditz, Raunch, Launch, Turle...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.24

— Vegeta (The Next Morning) —


Consciousness filled me, yet I wasn’t in my body. I was somewhere completely different, in a void of white that was utterly blinding, yet I could see clearly. 


It was a weird place, one that left my soul shivering in discomfort. 


“Where the hell am I?” I asked aloud, and my voice echoed in the endless void.


“Yeah, I’ll take you now.” The...

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The Enlightened One Ch.77

I stared at the closed door for several seconds before turning and walking away. That was a can of worms I did not want to open yet. I turned the corner in the hall and entered the common area. I sat on the comfortable sofa, closed my eyes, and lay back. 


I was content with going to sleep just like this, but I already knew the girls weren’t going to be as…lax as I am being.


A tired sigh escaped me as I heard the soft pattern of thre...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.23

— Piccolo —


He flew through the sky going at speeds normal martial artists couldn’t dream of following. 


His mind was filled with Vegeta's warning of a tyrant whose power utterly eclipsed all of theirs. A scowl tugged at Piccolo’s green face. The newcomers' power levels were nowhere near what Vegeta had warned them of, but he did tell them that the Galactic Tyrant, Freeza, wouldn’t come on his own, at least no...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.22

— Vegeta —


I walked around Capsule Corp with a small frown. Things had escalated insanely fast. 


My intention when coming to Earth was to make friends with the Z Fighters, and if not, fight them without forcing too much of a shift from canon, but nothing had gone how I had planned it. 


Raditz had gotten Launch pregnant and together they welcomed a new Half-Saiyan daughter, Raunch into the world. The Z-F...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.21

— Bulma —


With the cat out of the bag, she had grown the confidence to fully check if she was or was not pregnant—she was.


She sat on her bed, waiting for that door to open. She knew it would be any minute now; it was the usual time Vegeta and the others would exit the spaceship and go their separate ways. 


Her hands were shaking, but the thought of Vegeta’s warmth soothed her. The cat was out of the bag, and she...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.42

— Rimuru Tempest —


Rimuru patiently jiggled inside her little abode as she waited for the kid to come back. She’d be lying if she said her nerves weren’t getting to her. 


All future foreign relations could be affected by this one moment after all! 


The girl, Aura, had been rather vague about where she came from and who she worked for, but honestly, did it really matter?


As long as A...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.20

— Bulma —


Bulma Briefs let out a sigh as she buttoned up her shirt. She had just finished taking a shower, the very same shower Vegeta had left her alone in. A glare crossed her gaze at the thought of him. How could he get her all worked up with that powerful, sexy body of his and then disappear like he didn’t have an obligation to her as her…


Wait…what even are they at this point? 


They had spent the last mont...

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World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.22

— Maliketh ‘The Beard’ Aeneas —


BOOOOOM 


An explosion erupted as I punched down the metal door that had been blocking our entry. Smoke filled the now opened warehouse as I summoned my blade from my pocket dimension. 


“That’s one way to make an entrance.” Jackie snorted and I shrugged. 


“We’re supposed to take them out anyway, might as we...

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Godmund the Golden Guardian Ch.4

— Godwyn —


A gentle smile graced his glowing face as the form of his brother was seen walking through the main gates of Stormveil castle. 


He had been told by their mother via a Black Knife Assassin, that the young warrior would be arriving soon to lend him aid in the process of defeating her enemies, and when he heard this news, surprise took him. 


Godmund was but a twelve year old boy…yet mother ha...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.19

— Vegeta (A Couple Minutes Earlier) —


I grinned with a slightly bruised face as I made my way up the stairs of the Capsule Corp building. The Capsule Corp Spaceship that Bulma made would be incredibly useful for the fight with Freeza in the near future. Today has proven it. 


Kakarot and I went back and forth, which was something to behold, indeed. Never in my life had I ever had such a brawl. I’ve had fights where I h...

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Godmund the Golden Guardian Ch.3

— Godmund (A Few Weeks Later) —


“You’ve grown strong, let not your skills grow dull in this castle.” The Elden Lord said with a proud smile as he clasped his first son’s shoulder, the younger man did the same. 


“Of course not, Father.” Godwyn grinned. “No lesser warrior could ever challenge you and walk away. Believe me when I say I aim to one day reach your might.”


“Aim higher, surpass me, and give...

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Godmund the Golden Guardian Ch.2

— Godmund —


“Tis thy first time visiting Stormveil, correct?” The giant slick form of my Uncle asked, everytime I looked at him, I marveled at the sheer power his mere appearance radiated, and that was without taking into account the power within his blade. 


“It is.” I nodded as we walked through the city, trailing behind my mother and father who walked forward, uncaring of the looks of awe that were being sent our way. ...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.18

I walked into the ship and looked around, grinning at the Saiyans and lone Namekian, who all turned to me. 


“Prince Vegeta, you’ve returned.” Turles greeted, giving me a small bow. 


“Indeed, I’m glad the Earthlings have cleared out; they’d only get in the way,” I said as I walked over to the group.


“I think they’ll surprise you.” Kakarot smiled knowingly at me, and I responded with a frown. 


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Godmund the Golden Guardian Ch.1

— ??? —


“YOU DIED!” 


“...” I stared at the six eyed man with a deadpan. 


“...Heh, tough crowd.” The being chuckled to himself. “I suppose that’s understandable.” 


“Can I go now? Inexistence honestly sounds much better than spending even another moment here.” I wiped my face. I was almost certain this was hell and thus ...

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