Kakukami | The King of Cooking

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.41

— Aura —

Even though the slime was calling off its friends, Aura didn’t trust the foreign monster. The Supreme Beings rarely, if ever, interacted with other monsters and guilds, from what she heard of them, and she knew the Supreme Beings always have a reason for what they do, even if mundane creatures can’t fathom what exactly that reason is. 

However, now she didn’t have an option. Her goal was merely to watch them, but now t...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.17

— Vegeta —

I grinned at the blushing woman beneath me. 

I had no idea what initiated this situation, but I wasn’t one to complain. Ever since landing on this planet and laying my eyes on her, this is exactly what I’ve wanted to do with her, and I’d be a fucking idiot to turn her away now. 

I rubbed the tip of my cock against her slit, making her shiver in anticipation. She let out a low, mewling m...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.16

— Bulma (1 Month Later) 

“So, let me get this straight.” Tights said from her place on the couch. She wore sunglasses over her forehead, a bikini top, and short jean shorts. A decent sun tan covered her body.

Bulma nodded at her sister, gesturing for her to continue.

“That boy you met years ago, Goku, is an alien from another planet, sent to destroy Earth.” 

A nod.

“And ...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.15

— Vegeta —

“This technology…it’s very complex.” Bulma hummed as she inspected my disassembled space pod. 

“The Freeza Force has the greatest technology in the universe. When you enslave countless planets and bring their greatest minds together, you’re bound to get some ingenious advancements.” I explained, earning a nod from her. 

It’s been a day since we arrived on Earth, and currently, Bulma and I are...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.14

— Vegeta —

“You’re too slow, it’s mine, Vegeta!” 

“No the fuck, it’s not, I’ll fucking kill you, Nappa!” I growled, pointing my opened palm at him with a twinkle of ki dancing in front of it. 

“I’ll die for it, Vegeta!” Nappa grinned, licking the large cooked dinosaur leg. 

The ki continued to dance in my hands until I closed my palm and clenched it ha...

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.13

Kakarot picked his body up off the ground once more and rushed at me, closing the distance and launching a barrage of punches and kicks. I dodged each of them narrowly without much effort, the difference in our power levels showing through as I backhanded him away. 

I blitzed behind him and kicked him hard into the air, followed by a heavy downward kick. 

CRASH

His body met the Earth in a rough explosion of...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.12

“Prince Vegeta, it is good to see you have arrived safely.” Raditz bowed. 

“Launch?!” Krillin shouted, pointing at the woman. The gathered group, with the exception of Gohan and Piccolo, was surprised to hear that name after so long. 

“Is it really you, Launch?” Yamcha asked, looking absolutely flabbergasted. 

“Oh wow, hello everyone! It’s been so long!” Launch smiled brightly at the group. “Oh wow, this bri...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.11

— Raditz (Three Months Later) —

He patted the spot on his stomach through his shirt and apron where the burn had been. It had left a scar but had healed up quite well. 

He had spent the entire time in the same desert, working in the bar he had encountered. 

All for one reason. 

“That’s not how you do it, silly.” Launch giggled, “You’ve been with us for a while now; I thought you�...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.10

— Bulma —

“What do you mean he escaped?!” Krillin's fists tightened, his eyes locked on Piccolo with a mix of anger and fear. 

“Exactly what I said.” Piccolo glared back. 

“But Goku is…How did you let this happen?!” 

“He got overpowered, and I could do nothing about it. Maybe if he wasn’t so weak-” 

“Don’t you dare speak about Goku that way! You...

The Enlightened One Ch.76

— Hanabi Hyuga —

She took her stance, staring at her father, who had his hands behind his back. He stared her down with scrutinizing focus.

“Begin.” He said simply and she blasted toward him, sending out a palm strike which he used one hand to deflect away with ease. She quickly followed up with another one, but that too met the same result. 

Her father lowered himself into his own stance as she went for a third ...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.9

— Raditz —

“And once a Saiyan finishes Battle School, they have the option to start working in the Freeza Force early or attend Saiyan University.” 

“I-Is Saiyan University fun?” The little runt questioned nervously. 

“Dunno, never been.” 

“Oh…” 

“Alright, quiz time; what’s the name of the form that allows us Saiyans to transform into giant monkey...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.8

— Piccolo —

Ever since he had been born, things had not gone his way, and today was no exception. 

“You’re not Kakarot.” The spiky-headed man wearing ugly armor and spandex underwear pointed at him. 

“No shit.” Piccolo frowned. “I’m a tall green man with a turban, I must look like so many people.” 

“I don’t like your attitude, weakling.” 

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.7

— Raditz (Start of Z) —

BOOM

His entire pod shook for a few moments from the impact of his arrival. 

He cracked open his eyes and began to move his groggy body out of the space pod. As the door opened, he looked at the landscape around him. 

So this was Earth, the planet his mother and father had sent his little brother to. 

It didn’t seem like much in ...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.6

— Vegeta (Six Years, One Month Later) —

“Vegeta, are we there yet?!” 

“No.” 

“Are we there yet?!” 

“No.” 

“Are we-”

“Nappa, we are not and will not be there for the next fucking year; how many times must I say it?!” 

“...”

“Did…did he finally shut...

First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.5

— Vegeta (One Year and Three Months Later) —

“Cha la, head cha la,” I sang to myself as we floated in space's emptiness. I let out a tired sigh as we grew further and further from Freeza Planet 817. 

As much as I wanted to head to Yardrat, things weren’t that simple. Ultimately, we were slaves of Freeza, and just up and leaving was treason of the highest order and would have us wanted by the entire Universe. 

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First of All, I am Vegeta Ch.4

— Krillin —

“Look at the runt, scrambling around like a little pig.” One of the senior members laughed as Krillin ate dirt. 

The same senior walked over and grabbed Krillin by the neck before placing his hand on his face. “Got your nose.” 

“G-Give it back,” Krillin said through haggard breaths. 

“It actually fucking worked! You fucking idiot, you don’t have a nose!”

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The Enlightened One Ch.75

— Karin Uzumaki —

“This was a massive waste of time.” The large, scarred man, her Jonin sensei, sneered as he held her arm tightly. “Fucking trash died to a fucking bear!” 

Karin clutched her heart with her free hand at the thought of that traumatic attack in the Forest of Death. 

— Flashback —

BANG

“Roaaa...