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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.38

— Kakuei —


I walked down the First Floor halls of Nazarick with a small frown on my face. 


It had only been a couple of hours since I had put Momonga to sleep. The thought of Buku being restrained to her current form plagued my mind and made me wish I had done things better while we were still in Yggdrasil—but I couldn’t go back now, so I just have to figure out a way to solve that issue.


I could deal with that l...

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The Enlightened One Ch.71

— Samui (Several Days Later) —


Samui frowned while sitting with her team in the tower. She had so much on her mind and so many questions, yet she didn’t know if it was right for her to have those questions answered. 


After all, the answer lay in her target's mind: Lei Senju. 


“You’ve been quiet, Samui.” Karui glanced at her. 


“I’m always quiet,” Samui answered with a raised ey...

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The Enlightened One Ch.70

— Lei Senju —


I lay down on the ground in the safe house in the middle of the forest, looking up at the cream-colored ceiling. 


After everything that had gone down, Naruko, Satsuki, and I quickly found another team and took them down so we could get our scroll; then we reported here to end the Second Exam. 


Too much shit had gone down outside for me to even think about spending another second out there.

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.37

“So…who wants to go first?” I asked, placing two of my hands on my hips. 


Aura’s head shot in my direction, her eyes going from surprise to pure anticipation and giddiness.


“Can we, my Lord?!” 


“Aura!” Mare quickly said, trying to ward off his older sister, but Aura wouldn’t relent. The sheer look of excitement in the girl’s eyes was enough for me to have my answer.


“Of course.” I smiled, and...

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The Enlightened One Ch.69

— Samui —


She and the Stone Princess, Kurotsuchi, took deep breaths. Their chests heaved from exertion, and their bodies revealed just how intense a fight they were engaged in. 


Samui was on her last leg. Even with her few years of life on the Princess, she knew she lacked firepower. 


Samui's survival in the fight was not a result of luck but a testament to her ability to calculate and act rationally. This stark...

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The Enlightened One Ch.68

— Anko —


She shot through the forest with a dango stick in her hand. Her small hope of this not being a disturbance had utterly vanished when she heard such loud attacks go off, and now she just prayed she could make it in time. 


Lei was in trouble, and it was her duty, ordered by Lord Third, that she succeed in protecting him. So she wouldn’t fail; she’d save the brat and deal with whatever the other little gremlins were plannin...

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The Enlightened One Ch.67

— Anko —


Anko sat in a tree, within the Forest of Death, hidden from all examinees while petting one of her smaller snake summons. 


She could feel some crazy vibrations going on around in the forest, and some real large chakra reserves moving differently. 


Yup, this Chunin Exams may be the best one in recent history, maybe even of all time!


She already knew it was gonna be a show when s...

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Longer Chapters?

So, it has been brought to my attention that some of you wish to see longer chapters. So, I decided to make a poll to figure out just how many of you would like to see it implemented.

Should I increase the chapter length? If I do, it would likely go from about 1.5k-3k up to 3k-5k, with chapters I deem special being up to 5k-8k.

Note, if I do this, my update rate may slow a bit. Not by as much as it slowed before I started updating frequently again recently, but it ma...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.36

— ??? —


Slowly, her eyes opened, and she found herself in her favorite place in all of Nazarick!


Her home! The very place she came into existence!


…But no one was here with her. A pang of loneliness washed over her.


That wouldn’t do.


No, she needed to find the others and maybe even the Supreme Beings! That way, she could have plenty of fun!


Even better, she could find...

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The Enlightened One Ch.66

— Lei —


My fingers dug into the dirt as I looked up at the massive red skeleton surrounding Kuzan’s body. 


I don’t understand it…How long has he had these eyes—how long have I been fooled?!


I picked myself off the ground, confusion and anger swirling through my veins as I looked up at the chakra construct with a glare.


“You wanna kill me Kuzan, don’t you?” I asked, but it wasn...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.35

After several minutes of talking her down, Buku finally accepted that now was not a good time to do anything sexual, even if I, and I assume Momo, would have liked to blow over the stress of the transfer with a little bit of pleasure. As the Leader of Nazarick, sacrificing my wants for the good of the Tomb was part of the description, and a little self-pleasure could easily be put off until we were all in a better place. 


So now, I was walking through the halls ...

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The Enlightened One Ch.65

— Lei Senju —


“W-Well then…let’s chat.” 


My words only served to enrage Kuzan further, and my once-best friend's face twisted with a hate I had never before witnessed. 


“Make no mistake, Senju, you’ll die slowly!” Kuzan roared as he charged me with a speed I didn’t know he was capable of. I narrowly managed to make a wood tanto and block his downward slash. He continued...

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The Enlightened One Ch.64

— Satsuki (Moments earlier) —


The appearance of the enemy shinobi was concerning, but Lei's calm assured her that things would be fine.

Lei wasn’t typically overly confident, especially when the lives of people he cared about were on the line. The fact that he treated these enemy shinobi like a walk in the park did wonders for her confidence in him. 


As he finished dealing with the red-haired psychopath, the other sand shin...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.34

— Albedo —


Silence permeated throughout the arena as the Supreme Beings watched the guardians for a while, and then, Lord Kakuei spoke.


“Excellent! I have heard your pledge of loyalty and have seen within your hearts, truly, excellent!” Lord Kakuei's words resonated with the Guardians, their dedication and loyalty shining through their happy smiles. “That being said, we have a crisis to attend to.” Lord Kakuei finished before turn...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.33

— BukuBukuChagama —


It all felt so surreal. 


When Kakuei had told them that he had a dream of them being isekaied, she wondered if his mental health was deteriorating and she was worried for him. As a product of the love she had built for him, she decided to trust in him, even if she didn’t believe his dream would become reality. 


And now she realized just how wrong she had been. 


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KakueiSolos

Even after all this time I couldn't find a good character image, or a good design, so I'm still working on getting one. The image above is temporary until I find something more suitable. Anyway, these are his stats. OP, yes, but aye, he's a broken ass player.

I also couldn't figure out how to fix the Racial/Class level bar, so I just said fuck it.

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.32

Transmigration Complete. 


Successful Transmigration of All Targets Confirmed. 


Intrinsic Skill: Incarnation of Lust Acquisition Successful.


Intrinsic Skill: Eyes of Lustful Intentions Acquisition Successful.. 


Intrinsic Skill: Enhanced Web Creation Acquisition Successful.. 

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.31

— Kakuei —


“So, are you gonna explain…this?” Momonga asked, gesturing to her avatar with more than a bit of surprise in her tone. 


After using the World Item, Ouroboros, the developers of Yggdrasil, fulfilled my request for an appearance change to the Eclipse race.


While Momonga had once been a skeleton with wider feminine hips and softer facial structure, her avatar now had flawless pale skin across h...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.30

— One Year Later —


I let out a tired yawn as I threw myself on the bed. I had to fight the urge not to close my eyes and fall asleep. 


Work was getting more and more demanding nowadays, thanks to those shitty corporate fuckers stirring shit up. 


“Kakuei, you’re not getting on?” Megumi asked with unhidden concern. She hopped on the bed and gently lifted my head to rest atop her pillowy thighs. 

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.29

— BukuBukuChagama —


We finally stopped in the arena’s armory. Kakuei leaned against one of the boxes while she stood a reasonable distance away. 


“... We can’t afford to linger here, so let's get to the point, shall we?” She said, hoping he would deliver the news swiftly, like a bandaid being ripped off, rather than prolonging the inevitable. 


He let out a sigh and nodded. “I promise I won’t take up ...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.28

— Kakuei —


I sat on the Throne of Kings, looking toward the door with a slight smile.

It was early morning, so no one was on, but Momonga and I didn’t have work today, so I decided to get online for a few minutes. 


The boss fight was over, and what a fuckfest that was! 


Alas, Hell’s Paradise stands victorious. 


With the game boss dead, things had been hype all throughout ...

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Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against the Four Nations Ch.6

— Ryushi —


I sat alone in the corner of the relatively small dining tent. It has been a week since I enlisted, and things were going okay. 


Not bad, not good. Okay. 


Everyone else gathered in groups and ate together. No one gave me odd looks, called me names, or picked on me, but at the same time, no one gave me the time of day. 


No one wanted to associate themselves with me.


And ...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.21

— Noah —


The gray-bearded man tended to his simple farm on the outskirts of a settlement without many people.

He had his family, and that was all he truly needed. He was content with his life as a peaceful yet god-fearing man. He is Noah, son of Lamech, Grandson of Methuselah, husband of Naamah. 


He had lived a life full of hardships, but he knew that he was blessed to be living a life at all, and so, as always, he wou...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.27

— Bellriver —


[Maliketh, The True World Eater (Lvl ???)]

[Rank: Conqueror of Worlds]

[- 7,000 HP]

[HP: ???,???/?,???,???]


They finally got the boss within the six figures, which should be a good thing… but the boss's attack pattern was incredibly hard to predict now. 


As one of the best strategists in the guild, it was up to him a...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.26

— Pero —


There was something completely soul-draining about seeing a group of people you’ve grown close to over the years get completely eviscerated by a fucking nuke! The last time Pero had been so confused and worried in his entire life was when his parents died and left him and Buku behind to take care of themselves.


And this was, for all intents and purposes, a close second. 


They weren’t even halfway into t...

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The Enlightened One Ch.63

— Lei — 


We really did come in the nick of time.

I looked down at Hinata, giving her a small smile which she returned before moving my attention to the biggest known threat in the forest. 


Gaara. 


He was mad—really mad. 


Judging by how messed up Gaara looks with the sand around his skin crumbling, and Hinata’s near pristine appearance, I can tell that she w...

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The Enlightened One Ch.62

— Hinata —


She stared down the red-haired boy, her byakugan active. Both Kiba and Shino are a few meters behind her, ready for anything.

“I’m surprised you came for me,” Hinata said, breaking the silence. 


“Hm?” Gaara hummed. 


“I thought you would have gone after Lei first, especially considering those parting words you gave him.” Hinata sneered; just remembering the threat he said t...

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The Enlightened One Ch.61

— Lei —


I frowned at the scroll my clone handed me—another Earth scroll. Well, I hoped Hinata had a Heaven scroll because, at least then, this wouldn’t have been for nothing. 


The team Naruko and my clones targeted was rather weak. Honestly, one of my clones could have taken them out. I hope those weren’t Mei’s forces because if that’s what her genin looks like, it’d be much harder for her to win.


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The Enlightened One Ch.60

When Anko announced the beginning of the second exam, Naruko, Satsuki, and I hurried into the Forest of Death. 


We were finally here after all the years spent preparing for this moment. At one of the most pivotal moments in the entire Naruto series-


And I’d be damned if I let it play out anything like canon. 


Things had already turned for the worst, but it could be salvaged. 


“We should land soon a...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.25

— Kakuei —


We were all set to go with Buku, who finally appeared in the war room! It was time to fight Yggdrasil's boss, Maliketh The World Eater, and finally beat this game once and for all! 


Within the game of Yggdrasil, there are nine realms, but there is also one more. This realm doesn’t have a definitive name, but it is the realm in which the World Tree, Yggdrasil, keeps her true body. 


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