— Kakuei —
Buku hadn’t been long all day, so I couldn’t even attempt to talk to her. Honestly, it sucked. Was this how the guild would die? Would it start here with Buku and progressively dwindle down until there was practically no one left? Or hell, would it be even worse if Momonga and Buku get into a crazy argument that leaves their reputation and the guild fractured until everyone breaks off from each other?
I hoped not.
“Kakuei.”
I loo...
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“I’M SAYING I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU DUMBASS!”
“...”
“...”
“...C-Come again?”
“Y-You’re really going to make me say it again?!” Buku whined in a mixture of embarrassment and rage.
“Uh…no? You don’t have to, I guess.” I shrugged nervously, sounding completely unsure of myself. “I heard what you said.”
“And…?” She asked, much quieter this time.
What the fuck do I sa...
2024-03-16 00:54:35 +0000 UTC
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— Three Years Until The End of Yggdrasil —
— Kakuei —
As expected, with the end of the war between Hell’s Paradise and Asgard, the game lost much of its player base over the months.
Many people from the other realms still played, but most of Asgard had cleared out.
They had lost all they had worked for, and more than that, there was absolutely no chance they’d ever get thei...
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— Kakuei —
There was something therapeutic about raiding the bases of some of Yggdrasil’s strongest guilds and taking all they had within. World Items were pillaged in droves, and I lost count of how many we managed to find after we picked up the twelfth.
Adding the fact that the raid on Nazarick was coming to a close, I’d say we have a day worthy of celebrating!
I watched as Buku and Momonga walked out of one of the guilds, giggling all the while, ...
2024-03-11 00:23:53 +0000 UTC
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*BOOM*
Like most recruits, I dodged the rock thrown at us, and we continued running. Our task was simple: do our laps and don’t get hit.
We weren’t allowed to bend the rocks thrown at us or run off the track. The task was meant to discern the strongest/most capable recruits.
Along with a few others, I led the charge at the front of the pack. As I ran, I glanced backward at some of the men behind me.
They were…disappointing—grown men who wer...
2024-03-06 17:13:57 +0000 UTC
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“...”
“How the hell did we pass?!” Kiba slammed his hands on the desk and shouted. Ibiki smiled.
“Sit down and I’ll explain.”
Kiba begrudgingly nodded and sat back down. Ibiki brought a hand to his mouth and cleared his throat.
“You all stayed; you took a chance, even at the cost of your future. The shinobi world is much less forgiving.” The older man paused and removed the black bandana covering his head. Audible gasps escaped some of the examinee’...
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— Kakuei —
““DIMENSIONAL SLASH!”” Both Joni and Vampira shouted as they cut through the remaining forces of the second most powerful guild in Asgard, Slaine.
“Nice.” I singsonged and clapped behind them. “Really shows what you both can do when you work together.”
“Bite me,” Vampira growled, and Joni barked out in laughter.
“Oh, come on, Vampira, you must admit, we look good together.”
“Tch, as if I’d be caught dead...
2024-03-04 02:04:31 +0000 UTC
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— Kakuei —
I stared down at the reinforcements who had thoroughly blocked me into the treasury. The NPC that had been guarding it was… impressive; I had to admit that much. Honestly, I’d say it was around Rubedo’s level of bullshit, and that’s saying something, considering Rubedo is the strongest NPC in Nazarick, bar none.
From a glance at the Asgard reinforcements, I would say there’s around a hundred or so total just in front of me, and considering...
2024-03-02 02:33:18 +0000 UTC
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— Lei —
The entire room grew quiet as they looked at the new arrival. I pried my eyes from Kabuto and onto the form of Ibiki Morino, standing in the doorway, looking tough.
“File in and don’t cause any trouble,” Ibiki ordered, and slowly, the participants stood up from their seats. Ibiki returned to the room, and the people followed him closely.
“Let’s get this over with.” Shikamaru yawned and pushed himself off the wall. We all followed him ...
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— Ulber Alain Odle —
“Bwahaha!” Peroronchino laughed as he watched the raiders scramble forward blindly into the tomb. “It’s just as you said, sis; they’re running around like chickens with their heads cut off!”
“I’m glad it worked out that way,” Buku said while staring off at the door to the throne room. The three of them were gathered around the throne while the others were scattered within the Nazarick, ready to fulfill their tasks and def...
2024-02-27 22:58:21 +0000 UTC
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First of all, I'd like to address my activity. I've been working a lot recently in order to stock up as much money as possible so I could get back to writing, and now I see myself in a good place where i can drop daily uploads (at least) so look forward to that, and I'd like to apologize for lacking recently.
Alright, so I'm curious. Would you rather see me focus on like 4 stories instead of 6? Right now those 6 are: The Enlightened One, Let There Be Light, Crackhead Determination...
2024-02-26 22:47:50 +0000 UTC
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— Momonga —
“Are we ready to move out?” Kakuei asked as he looked upon most of the guild members lined up within the throne room. Momonga stood close beside him, while Touch Me and Ulbert stood just before them.
“We are.” Ulbert nodded.
“I’m not so sure this is a good idea.” Touch Me crossed his arms and sent a frowning emoji.
“Well, let's pray it is.” Kakuei chuckled, gesturing to Momonga to follow him as he walked up and down th...
2024-02-26 15:45:12 +0000 UTC
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— Lucifer —
“HAHAHA!” Lucifer laughed endlessly. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t stop laughing!
Admittedly… he wasn’t trying very hard.
“Oh glorious lord above, what the fuck are you so happy about?!” Lilith screamed in anger, rubbing her tired eyes.
“Azazel! She has fallen!” Lucifer shouted with joy. “That fucking bitch deserves it after how many fucking times she beat me in UNO!”
“... That was like a thousan...
2024-02-23 00:44:34 +0000 UTC
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— God —
Penelope, Enoch, and Methuselah rose to their feet and immediately looked at me, inspecting my form from head to toe before realizing their rudeness and looking at me in the eyes.
“First things first, let us talk about you, Enoch.” I smiled warmly at the bearded man whose eyes widened in surprise and confusion.
“I know not what I could have done to deserve your words, My Lord!” Enoch bowed his head again, but I waved my h...
2024-02-19 05:35:56 +0000 UTC
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— Azazel —
“Do you know what led you here, Azazel?” God asked as Azazel sat in his office. He faced her, and the amount of sadness that filled his eyes was clear.
Azazel stayed quiet even though she knew the answer to the question. It had been her brash attitude that led them here. God had a reason for not giving Humanity the gifts that she had given them, and though she still had never figured out that reason, that knowledge alone should ...
2024-02-16 18:43:11 +0000 UTC
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I sat at my desk, a small, proud smile on my face at what Azazel was doing. In all honestly, she was doing what most humans wished God would do. Curing those who were sick and actively helping humanity.
It made me proud because Azazel had chosen something to strive for, and branching off that, her siblings had decided to help her. Such camaraderie and loving familial ties told me just how good I was at creating this family of angels.
They worked together to help man ascend from th...
2024-02-16 16:41:48 +0000 UTC
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— Shikamaru —
Shikamaru leaned against the wall, waiting for the proctor to call them into the nearby room and start the first portion of the exam. He didn’t know what to prepare for, and his father had kept an extra tight lip on any information regarding the exam.
It was just like his old man to do something like that. Keeping information from Shikamaru had been a daily occurrence for his father, Shikaku Nara, but when it came to the chunin exams, he en...
2024-02-14 05:06:55 +0000 UTC
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— Lei —
Naruko, Satsuki, and I made our way to the Shinobi Academy, where the Chunin exams would be held this year. All the while, I kept my senses up, ensuring that no one would get the slip on me.
I had a bad feeling about all the participants this year. The Cloud, the Stone, and the Sand. They all reacted to my sudden appearance and practically locked onto me as their main threat
Which means they at least had some knowledge of me.
And if they kn...
2024-02-13 21:41:41 +0000 UTC
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— Kakashi —
The Copy Ninja sat under the tree reading the newly released third installment of Jiraiya’s Icha Icha series. Today was the day of the Chunin Exams, and at the current moment, he was waiting for his students to arrive.
What a wild thought that was.
If you told Kakashi half a year ago that he would not only be early to meet-ups but also stop spending as much time at the Konoha Memorial Stone, he would have called you delusional.
Yet, h...
2024-02-11 04:12:07 +0000 UTC
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— Danzo —
As he hid underground from Hiruzen and Jiraiya while the poison worked its course, suddenly, he felt a pull on his body.
It was about time!
He didn’t fight the pull, disappearing in a puff of smoke.
He reappeared in a dark cave, the only light being a few torches on the walls.
“Lord Danzo.” One of his ROOT soldiers bowed immediately upon his arrival.
“It took you long enough to summon me.” Danzo frowned, taking a few...
2024-02-09 22:29:52 +0000 UTC
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Azazel patted her knees nervously as I looked at her from across my desk. We are in my office in Seventh Heaven, and I wanted to talk to her about what was currently on her mind.
Specifically, she wants to help humanity with the advancements of Heaven.
From a normal human’s perspective, there is nothing wrong with what she is trying to do; it’s exactly what Humanity needs.
However, the giant black gorilla beast demon in my basement would say otherwise. Her plan ...
2024-02-08 20:08:38 +0000 UTC
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— Azazel —
Azazel looked at the man lying on the bed. His skin, which should be tan like his father's, was pale white, and his face was constantly perspiring.
He didn’t look good and didn’t look like he had much time left.
“Please, Lady Azazel!” Penelope bowed, dropping to her knees once more. Her golden locks fell to the floor, as did her face in pleading and reverence. “Please save my son!”
Azazel could hear the anguish and pain in Pe...
2024-02-08 20:06:18 +0000 UTC
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“I’m not gonna repeat myself! You all can fuck off, I’m out!” Dorio shouted before throwing herself on my bed face first.
“You know they aren’t just gonna let you walk.” I looked at her from my place on the bed. I was sitting cross-legged while meditating. I was trying to gain better control over my Nen.
“I know, but I’m tired of them.” Dorio let out an annoyed sigh. Turning her body so she was laying on her back. “Plus, I’m with you now, who cares about a ...
2024-02-07 12:28:14 +0000 UTC
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“Mmm~!”
My eyes cracked open slightly at the sound of something unusual. I rubbed my eyes a few times before opening them to see a large, naked woman. Her breasts swayed enticingly, her hand on my chest, the other on her breast as she rode my cock, bouncing up and down to satisfy her own pleasure.
“Good morning to you, too.” I folded my hands behind my head and enjoyed the feeling of her pussy wrapped around my shaft. “Couldn’t even wait for me to wake up, could you?...
2024-02-06 03:11:43 +0000 UTC
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Uncle Forz gave me two relatively solid images for the car, so I thought I'd share.
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— Maliketh Aeneas —
“You’re the quiet type, aren’t you?” Dorio asks, and even though I was looking at the road, I could tell she was staring into the side of my head.
“There ain’t nothin’ to talk about,” I reply, my eyes narrowed at the road and making sure no gonk is dumb enough to even try to scratch my ride.
“Let’s talk about work then.” The muscular woman leans back into the seat. “Anything interesting there?”
2024-02-05 13:51:21 +0000 UTC
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— Next Day —
I tweaked a few things while lying underneath the car.
My baby was just about ready to roll around the streets of Night City, and I couldn’t be happier.
I wasn’t exactly running low on money, but I didn’t like not working for too long. I already took a week and a few day's break, which means I had more than enough time to take time off and train my abilities.
It was time to get back to work!
I slid out from under...
2024-02-05 13:49:54 +0000 UTC
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— Later —
I placed my hands on my hips and looked at the broken car in my second safehouse’s small garage.
Sure, it looked like shit right now, but give me a few days, weeks at most, and I’d have this whip looking like a beauty once more.
It was time to resurrect a car from the dead, and though I had no fundamental knowledge of working on vehicles besides what my dad taught me in my past life, I knew someone who could teach me-
Or, more specifi...
2024-02-05 13:48:32 +0000 UTC
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I sat in the backseat of the car as it zoomed through the city.
I was the furthest thing from happy right now.
I was angry, I was upset, I was bamboozled!
Almost losing to a fucker that didn’t even know what the fuck he was doing. A fucker that was technically fighting at a handicap-
It sickened me.
“Cheer up back there.” Jackie smiled, looking back from his place in the front seat. “The job is finished,...
2024-02-05 13:47:05 +0000 UTC
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— Maine —
Fuck, he hated workin’ right now.
This gig was a lucrative one, but the second that bearded merc tore through his gang’s car and killed Sylo, he knew shit was going to go sideways, fast.
He was the strongest among the people gathered here; more than that, he was their leader. He could call an end to this job at any moment, and they could all go home. Considering that at least one of the guys they were facing had Nen, Mai...
2024-02-05 13:43:53 +0000 UTC
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