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November Monthly Audio Poll

Oh my gosh! I can't believe I missed posting this sooner! Here you are, loves, the November Monthly Audio Poll. You vote and I'll record this one by the end of this month (knock on wood)!

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Your secretary wants to help you take a load off...

PLOT: You may be my boss, but our connection supersedes work. As your secretary I know everything about you somethings I patiently wait for you to figure out yourself... So when I see you piling onto the insurmountable mountain of stress, more and more... I can't take it. With the evening report I knew i needed to give you something more - something only I could give - something to really help take the weight off your shoulders...

(CW: Simulated Ro...

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"I need more." | Your Friends with benefits doesn't want to be just friends anymore...

I found you scrolling through strangers, little wanderer. A dating app glowing in your hands while I stood at the sink, washing away the remnants of our dinner… but you were far too precious to share. So I stopped you.

You tried to deflect, to play it casual and I felt the jealousy coil tight in my chest. How dare you, how foolish of me, how unbearable. Now you're frozen under my stare, caught in a truth you didn't know I was ready to speak, and you belong to me.

But instead of ...

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Happy Halloween - Ghost Hunters Encounter a Sexy Spirit (Ft Voracious Violet)

You and I are on the trail of a ghost... and we came to spend one night in a haunted house - just to film, just to prove nothing was real.
But when the ghost decided to make herself known… she didn’t want to scare us. She wanted to touch us. To possess me.
And through her… every secret I’d buried, every desire I’d denied, came out.

Now the lines between fear and pleasure are gone — and the woman who died here just might have given us both what we need...

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Dangerous Drinks | Hunter x Vampire (Part 2) Reunion ASMR

You thought the story was over after that night... but she didn’t.
When the vampire you once trapped walks back into your favorite bar, truce turns into temptation. No powers, no weapons… and a lot of unresolved tension.

And that random bar meet up leads to a midnight visit, a flirty truce, and a slow-burn flirt between danger and desire. If you let your guard down for just a moment… and the vampire might show just how grateful she can be.

SOUND EFFECTS...

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UPDATE - not a yap session

This WAS going to be a Yap Session but then I decided it's too short so a full Yap Session will be coming on Tuesday!

So, just a quick update. Love ya!

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My Newest Treasure | Taken by the Dragonness (F4M)

I found you sneaking through my hoard, little mouse.
A thief, trembling beneath mountains of gold… but you were far too precious to burn. So I kept you.

You tried to raise your pitchfork, to stand your ground — and I laughed. How brave, how foolish, how adorable.
Now you’re wrapped in my warmth, surrounded by treasure, and you belong to me.

But, instead of tossing you back, I decided to keep you.
You’ve seen the way I look at you now — no jewel...

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October Poll

Here's the monthly poll! I'll do my 10000% best to get this one done before the end of the month this time, I SWEAR!
(I do feel terrible about how delayed the last one was, I'm so sorry.)

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Tempting Your Tutor - Tsundere Tutor Can't Believe You're Faking Your Grades for Her

The September Audio (much delayed but much loved!) that YOU voted for! Thank you for your patience.
FROM HERE ON OUT, it's spooky month and we're looking at scaries and cuties from the realm of monsters.

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You’ve been struggling in class… or at least that’s what your tutor thinks. She’s strict, sharp-tongued, and seems to dislike you, but today’s study session starts to show cracks in her mask. Beneath the scolding and sighs, her voice softens, revealing hints of ca...

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Gone for a Week, but Not Forever

Tempting Your Tutor is SO CLOSE TO DONE, and my real life just keeps dragging me away and then making me exhausted. I'm not abandoning yall or ignoring anything, I'm just so so tired from a lot of things. With any luck and energy, tomorrow. Honestly, truly, tomorrow. And then I have so much mentally planned for this wonderful Spooky Month that I hope you all love.

Please don't worry about me - I've been busy worrying about letting you all down haha. You are all on my mind and I appreci...

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I Know I Said Today

But I do have to delay Tempting Your Tutor to tomorrow - I have been on the phone all day trying to resolve my work and pay situation and my voice is SHOT 😭😭😭 There’s no way I can finish the recording AND editing today and I am so so sorry. Tomorrow, tomorrow. I will have it for you tomorrow ( and start up the new poll!)

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Cuddling, Re-Confessing, & Falling Asleep Together | Comfort Weekend (F4F Version)

Drift off back to sleep with me in this cozy comfort audio. We’re dozing together, wrapped up in blankets and rain, when my sleepy brain betrays me with a little love mid-sleep re-confession. It’s not the first time, and it won't be the last, but let's reminisce and let me take you back to the night it all began, after a party, when I first mumbled how I really felt.

Snuggle, cuddle, and fall back asleep with your sleep-talking girlfriend

SOUND EFFECTS (that I didn't make myse...

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Cuddling, Re-Confessing, & Falling Asleep Together | Comfort Weekend (F4M Version)

Drift off back to sleep with me in this cozy comfort audio. We’re dozing together, wrapped up in blankets and rain, when my sleepy brain betrays me with a little love mid-sleep re-confession. It’s not the first time, and it won't be the last, but let's reminisce and let me take you back to the night it all began, after a party, when I first mumbled how I really felt.

Snuggle, cuddle, and fall back asleep with your sleep-talking girlfriend

SOUND EFFECTS (that I didn't make myse...

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On the Road With You | Escaping Into the Wilds - WEREWOLF STORY ACT 4

The healer and you, her wounded werewolf companion, slip out of that nearby town before dawn, gathering what little supplies you can and vanishing into the dark forest. She’s weary, stumbling through unfamiliar paths, but you're healing faster than she could’ve imagined — and now she has to trust your instincts to lead the two of you deeper into the wild.

As night falls, you share a fire, food, and quiet laughter. The bond between you grows stronger, heavy with unspoken feelings, ...

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Danger and Desire | The Case of Evelyn DeLacroix Part 1

Rain-slicked streets. Smoke curling in the neon glow. This city never sleeps, and neither do its inhabitants. You’ve just transferred into this city’s detective division, and your first night with your new partner is already tangled in lies, glamour, and murder.

A socialite found dead.

When you and your new partner walk into the Velvet Swan nightclub, all the suspects are already watching.

There’s only one way to deflect suspicion: pretend you’re not investigators at...

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Your Forge, My Curse | Hammering Out the Kinks in the Glaive - F4F

Welcome to the forge… where not every job is as simple as hammer and steel, and you should know - you're the Blacksmith with the reputation for fixing every cursed weapon you come across. Tonight’s commission is a cursed glaive... but instead of sparks,magic, and steel, you get something very different: a sharp-tongued, flirty spirit who doesn’t seem interested in being “fixed” the usual way. She's giving plenty of cheeky banter, ridiculous innuendo, and a lot of trouble for one poo...

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Your Forge, My Curse | Hammering Out the Kinks in the Glaive - F4M

Welcome to the forge… where not every job is as simple as hammer and steel, and you should know - you're the Blacksmith with the reputation for fixing every cursed weapon you come across. Tonight’s commission is a cursed glaive... but instead of sparks,magic, and steel, you get something very different: a sharp-tongued, flirty spirit who doesn’t seem interested in being “fixed” the usual way. She's giving plenty of cheeky banter, ridiculous innuendo, and a lot of trouble for one poo...

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We Broke Up Because of Distance… But I Still Love You - F4F

It’s been a year since we ended things. A year since we decided distance would be too much. A year since I last sat across from you in this booth, our favorite booth, in the bar that used to feel like ours.

Tonight was supposed to be just one drink. Just catching up. Just two people saying hello after a year apart. But the moment you walked back in to our old favorite bar, it felt like no time had passed at all. And when the words came tumbling out... the memories, the longing, the co...

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We Broke Up Because of Distance… But I Still Love You - F4M

It’s been a year since we ended things. A year since we decided distance would be too much. A year since I last sat across from you in this booth, our favorite booth, in the bar that used to feel like ours.

Tonight was supposed to be just one drink. Just catching up. Just two people saying hello after a year apart. But the moment you walked back in to our old favorite bar, it felt like no time had passed at all. And when the words came tumbling out... the memories, the longing, the co...

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SHORT - Get Started Inspiration

So, after a bit of thinking, I wanted to make this up both for myself and for anyone who needs it.

Without getting too deep into it, I've got a couple mental health struggles that can and do sort of... paralyze me from time to time (often exasperated by real life obstacles that arise). And it sucks because then not only am I not doing what I want to be doing, I'm also beating myself up for letting others down. And over time I've found that there are some mantras that help me get my brai...

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September Monthly Audio Poll!

Hi loves!

It's the start of the month so it's time for a new monthly poll for the audio later this month! Here's some options but if there's something you want to hear, feel free to leave it in the comments and it'll either be added to this months poll or next months!

(edit to add - just because an option you like DOESN'T get picked for the month doesn't mean it'll never happen. Sometimes the options will carry over to the next month's poll, and sometimes I'll just pick a date to ...

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Letting The Librarian Loose | August Poll Audio Winner

The library is supposed to be a place of silence and order… but you’ve stayed too long, and broken the rules. Unfortunately for you, the librarian noticed.

Tonight, you’ll learn what happens when someone refuses to respect her authority. Strict, sharp-tongued, but with just enough warmth to keep you guessing, she’ll make sure you understand that her rules are not optional.

And the Librarian doesn’t just keep you after hours—she claims you. Her strict ...

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Your Maid Welcomes You Home | 100 Patrons Thank You!

I am absolutely stunned and overwhelmed... over 100 patrons! 🥂 (And solidly over now, which is insane to me)

I can’t tell you how much this means to me. Every single one of you helps make it possible for me to keep creating, and I wanted to give you something a little extra special as a thank you. Something intimate. Something filthy. Something only for you.

So here it is: a Patron exclusive where I welcome you home the way a devoted live-in maid should. Dinner’s c...

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Falling Asleep on a Rainy Night with Your Girlfriend | Comfort Weekend

It's raining outside, the world is quiet, and your girlfriend has you all wrapped up in warmth and comfort. Tonight, she just wants to take care of you in her favorite way - blankets, cuddles, and the steady sound of rain. So let go of everything else from today, all your worries and responsibilities will have to wait for tomorrow. For now, it's time for soft humming and sleep.

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I'm so happy to announce that these kinds of warm, comforting audios will be happening every month f...

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Today's Upload Delayed to Tomorrow

I'm so sorry everyone - I've had a bit of a personal issue pop up and I'm kinda struggling with these next 2, well 3, audios as a result. The 2 are recorded, they just need sound effects, so they should be both be up tomorrow after I handle some things.

I'm sorry for the delay.

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You Promised We'd Workout... I Promise I'll Reward You [F4F VERSION]

It’s a slow, cozy morning… until that alarm you set last night goes off. Remember? You promised we’d get up early to go to the gym together. Well, I’m holding you to it. I'll make you coffee, you get dressed, and we'll go together. And when we get back... well, cute as you are, you need a shower.

Do you maybe want some help in that shower?

(This is the F4F version - and updated and corrected to remove the excess audio blips)

SOUND EFFECTS (that I didn't make myself) ...

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You Promised We'd Workout... I Promise I'll Reward You [F4M VERSION]

It’s a slow, cozy morning… until that alarm you set last night goes off. Remember? You promised we’d get up early to go to the gym together. Well, I’m holding you to it. I'll make you coffee, you get dressed, and we'll go together. And when we get back... well, cute as you are, you need a shower.

Do you maybe want some help in that shower?

(This is the F4M version)

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Less than 24 hours left on the Poll!

... and I just realized I'd forgotten to update the access on it!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/monthly-audio-133927687?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

If you're a member of Love Notes, Written Confess...

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Good Evening, Little Hunter… | Meeting a "Vampire" at a Bar Party Night

You meet a mysterious woman at a bar's "Halloween Costume Party" who's dressed up as a vampire, complete with a terrible Transylvanian accent. She flirts, teases, and follows you home… but when she asks to be invited inside, the tension takes a turn.

You invite her in and she finds herself locked inside a hunter’s trap, the tables turn.

What follows is a breathless, heated fight laced with fangs, flirtation, and one or two very dangerous kisses.

And as she slips away int...

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Sorry for no upload today!

This script I'm currently working on is... ambitious for me? It's not long, but it is different and I wanna get it right because if you all like it I very much wanna continue this story too.

But for it to be right, it needs MORE SOUNDS so that means recording and trimming tomorrow.

Thank you for your patience with me. 💕

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