"Mister Fuerte, the match is about to start—"
"I'm NOT ready!! Where's my speedo?! And my boots!"
Wrestlers like El Fuerte may seem like the kings of badass on their promo posters, but somehow all this pride falls apart when they're caught off guard, nude and unprepared. He's not even oiled up! He's gonna get bruises all over...
This is machupichu18's OC, who won in the latest raffle. It's been a pleasure to draw him, I've always liked his Incineroar-like design~
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2025-01-05 01:03:49 +0000 UTC
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Following a night of warm cuddling, three friends gather around their camping stove for a hearty breakfast at the crack of dawn... A natural haven so remote, they don't even bother dressing up.
This is based on a story by JKNaylogy99 on FA! Go check it out, it's a very enjoyable read! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/58546723/
As much as I like the "regular" version of this drawing, it'd be a shame ...
2024-12-29 20:50:38 +0000 UTC
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Look, in Splinter's defense, looking after four rowdy pupils is hard work... Give this old rat some time to himself! (And give him the ointment, already!)
I couldn't make up my mind as to what the dialogue would be for this one, so these alternate versions feature different... scenarios. And an alternate version of the main drawing without his fundoshi, because why not! I wouldn't put it past him to freeball through his golden years~
2024-12-22 01:10:46 +0000 UTC
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This guy doesn't take the time to relax enough... And it's probably difficult to do so without a robot nagging you all the time!
Good thing robots and hot springs tend not to mix... right~?
Check out the Discord server for the alternate versions~
2024-12-13 00:27:42 +0000 UTC
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Wizzrobes are cunning tricksters. They'll lure you in, wear you down...
They'll play mind tricks on you, twisting your very thoughts to get you excited...
They love to fool around, but there's no doubt that they're dangerous - sometimes their crazed games take on a lethal turn.
They managed to lure our wolf-hero by creating an illusion of his ideal partner.
As they unleash their blasphemous revelry in the graveyard, they trick the hero into drinking their ...
2024-12-06 14:37:13 +0000 UTC
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Here's a batch of stickers, requested by patrons! Thank you everyone, these have been a blast~ 💕
Which one's your favourite?! I know which one is mine...
Patrons featured are:
2024-12-01 20:47:30 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! This upcoming week I'll start drawing the stickers for those of you who have pledged $10. Thank you guys!
Remember, I'll draw any character of your choosing, in whatever sticker-y expression or pose you want. Can be lewd, can be clean... Can be almost anything! Like I said before, just nothing extreme. If you're not sure, just ask me!
Every patron will get one sticker, and possibly a second one if I have enough juice for it. If you're already a $10 patr...
2024-11-27 01:45:49 +0000 UTC
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Can I just say that I still like this part of the prototype? Such action! Such intensity!
"Wait, is that... Banjo?!"
-BATTLE 1... FIGHT!-
You can probably tell that Mr. Bear Fighter (unlicensed Banjo in a skimpy leather belt outfit) has an outfit very similar to the Banjo in Conker's nightmare (cw: a little bit scary). So, clearly Conker's ni...
2024-11-26 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Okay, honestly I've been looking forward to showing this off... Buckle your seatbelts.
Remember Part 3 of Funfair, with the nightmare and all? Well, it wasn't at all planned originally! The third scene was just going to take place in an arcade, where Conker has more sexy dreams about the scantily clad bear fighter. (If you've read the original script, you'll know there was also a bunch of other mischief afoot...)
This first page is very similar to page 25 of the 2024-11-24 17:00:16 +0000 UTC
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... Yeah no, I think it's a dream after all. Banjo's using his claw to tear into Conker's swimming trunks, revealing the net underneath... (Am I the only one who thinks those are super hot?) Either way, the final version was a bit more... forceful on that approach.
I forgot to mention that Conker has water wings the whole time, whereas he doesn't bring them in the final ...
2024-11-22 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Following the trend of the previous prototypes, we immediately cut to Conker enjoying his time at the pool. The final version had an extra page to introduce this segment) introducing the pool, which is not portrayed here. And, the final version didn't have Conk...
2024-11-20 17:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Ohhh, what's this? Banjo seems to be getting into it... He's pouring the rest of his ice cream on his thirst-ridden friend. Lucky guy! (I guess? Sounds messy!)
Conker runs his mouth all over Banjo's parts, but there's no page-wide shot of the scene! I thought that one really brought the scene together in the final version.
Frankly, I'm not really sure what's going on in...
2024-11-18 17:00:11 +0000 UTC
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:p
Conker won the race to the table, and he's flipping the bird to all of these unfortunate scrubs. Banjo, meanwhile, spilled his ice cream on himself while running! A little different from the final version, but we take those.
And... suddenly, Conker starts making out with Banjo (abruptly as ever). You might notice the bottom-right sketch of Banjo was kept almost exactly the same as the final version! 2024-11-16 17:00:08 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: Voting is over! The winners this time are.... Sondre, JBSEM99 and Juju! Congratulations, and thank you everyone for partaking!
Hey, everyone! Thanks for your support again~
I'm hosting a raffle for commission slots! This raffle is for patrons only, and it's free to enter since you guys are supporters. I'm putting up three slots to win this time!
Remember, unlisted characters are accepted (for an extra fee), and crossovers are now an accepted "theme".
2024-11-15 19:52:39 +0000 UTC
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Ahh! A new year, a new attempt at this comic... And it turns out, this was the very last attempt before I made the final version of Funfair! Strap in, this one's starting to look awfully like the real thing...
The first two panels are very reminiscent of the final version! I'm pretty sure I used that same sketch while drawing it. For reference, here's what it looks like in the fi...
2024-11-14 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Holy shit, Banjo's ultra buff in this.
As you might expect at this point, the sketches for this part did not go much farther than the end of the first scene. But, interestingly enough, Banjo jumps on Conker at the pool, whereas the version after this has Banjo dive and pull Conker's foot underneath... So this idea came back in time for the final version!
To my knowledge, this is the last of the Horny Banjo(tm) comics I have... But fear not. Horny Banjo lives in all our hearts, whe...
2024-11-13 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hollo, you're out of your mind. ANOTHER comic? From the SAME year? What are you a winemaker? Are these all 2015 vintages?
You can probably tell this takes place between the version with Banjo's brain-scrotum, and the version I inked all the way. I promise this makes sense with context.
I'll gloss over this one pretty quick because it's really more of a series of quick sketches I put together. But, they're still kind of interesting! Once again, Banjo's trying to crack silly jokes a...
2024-11-11 17:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Wouldn't you know it, I dug up something else from 2015! Really busy year!
You might notice notice it's a sort of middle ground between the first and last 2015 comics I posted already (old style, but newer panel progression). I was still figuring out how I wanted Conker and Banjo to look like in this big series. I think it's a good thing I went for something more adult-sized!
Along with figuring out the style, it looks like I was also trying to figure out the story's viewpoint. Fu...
2024-11-10 03:02:22 +0000 UTC
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"It was a restless night for the hero. Lying with another for the first time in years, a shame it is to admit... It took some getting used to, for the solitary wolf. The incandescent feeling of warmth, of steady breathing, and of a heart's gentle rhythm bestowed by another, so close in proximity... These tender thoughts would surpass any dream."
"Conversely, his beastly companion seemed hardly inconvenienced. Cradled in his dear redeemer's arms, his simple mind ...
2024-11-06 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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"Bereft of clothes, the two soaked companions seek warmth and comfort by their dying campfire. Pitch darkness sets in, and the hero rushes to erect his shelter for the night. Their freashly clean garments are hung to dry, ready to be worn in town tomorrow."
"Looking back at the monster's glowing eyes, he ponders... It would be a shame to have him sleep in the dirt, after spending so long to wash it off him. Besides, if the monster can't be trusted to sleep in hi...
2024-11-04 17:00:16 +0000 UTC
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"Seeing his companion clumsily lather the mixture on his body, the hero feels a rare smile stretch across his stoic face. The monster can tell it's helping, but he's hardly done this before."
"The woods are shrouded in the doubt of night, but his eyes do not deceive. The water downstream becomes clouded as the monster sheds the dirt that had layered on him, after ages of sleeping on the cold ground. The skin concealed underneath is revealed – bare, scarred and...
2024-11-02 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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"A bond of trust formed between the unlikely companions. The monster would help in any way he could – whether by foraging, scouting or guarding his master's belongings. In return, the hero would look after him, and provide him shelter, food and warmth."
"Tomorrow, the two of them would finally set for town together. The monster feels anxiety bubble inside him, knowing they might bare their teeth at him... but he's confident the hero would not let him down. The...
2024-10-31 19:57:45 +0000 UTC
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Last part of this mini-series... But not the least! Banjo's finally getting his due... or her due? (Is her name still Banjo?)
Of course, I could've gone the more feminine route, dressing her in something that showcases more of her contrasting body, but... Honestly, knowing Banjo's rural background, I don't think she'd be particularly influenced by trends. She still has a strong build thanks to her family's genes, she's still simple of heart, and she cares a lot about her little sister (...
2024-10-28 22:30:01 +0000 UTC
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"A moon passes as the hero travels with his passenger. When night falls, he ties the beast to a tree, and sleeps lightly in case it manages to unleash itself. So far, it appears docile... It seems to enjoy the sensation of the hero's old clothes on its body and, other than food and assistance to relieve itself in the woods, it has begged for nothing."
"The hero wonders... Why go to such lengths for a monster? Why does he feel protective of it, knowing it has bro...
2024-10-24 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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"Acting against his purpose, the hero begrudgingly unfolds his wraps and uses them to tightly restrain the monster. It barely struggles, quietly calling muffled pleas."
"The beast wails through its gag as the arrow is pulled out of its thigh, twice as painfully as when it first hit him. The wound is cleaned and bandaged... But what now?"
<<< PREVI...
2024-10-21 16:00:10 +0000 UTC
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"The whimpering cur begs for his life, with tears streaming from his accursed eyes... No doubt the hero's family felt the same way, before they were savagely cut down by these monsters. They are completely undeserving of mercy."
"And yet... the valiant warrior's heart begs him for mercy too."
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"Bumper, that is some sick... swag you have there, yes. But what about the question that was asked?"
Bumper: "Uh... Heh.
I mean, I used to be in a bike gang! Nowadays I'm more of a lone rider, you know? I'm not just doing all this stuff for show! I mean, you saw my entrance – that was FIRE! I'm a pro at this stuff, by now! (Okay, maybe "pro" is pushing it a little...)"
"What gang were you in? Why did you leave?"
2024-10-16 16:00:10 +0000 UTC
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"Our hero leaps into the action to thwart the evil monsters that roam through his homeland. They tear down towns, massacre innocent families..."
"His weapon is ready. His foe is unaware – a runt, starved by his gloating peers..."
First page of a little mini-series... Won't be as long as Funfair, I promise!
NEXT >>>
2024-10-15 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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By day, Pipsy is just a normal intern in an accounting firm... but by night, she reveals her true self: Astrale Supernova, a cybernetic missionary who hails from an advanced civilisation cloaked beneath the ice sheet of Enceladus, a moon of Saturn! She was sent to Earth with a secret mission – to prevent a nuclear war that could upset the entire solar system.
Astrale swoops in when Earth's people face crises, thwarting evildoers and repelling disasters by using her jet-powered body, h...
2024-10-13 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Pool time! And a weird, Skittles-covered carpet in the background, apparently... Oh wait, that's a bird's-eye view of the pool! I actually kinda like this scene!
One thing I wish Funfair had kept is Conker's water wings. The guy isn't great at swimming, and he's awfully scared of water! He looks so darling with them on, there's no way I'm not bringing them back at some point... Hee hee hee.
This iteration of the comic was never completed beyond page 7, unfortunately. I think I dro...
2024-10-11 16:00:07 +0000 UTC
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