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ROYAL REWARD: Schneenis and Friends, Part 3 (Absorption, Futanari, RWBY)

Lying back on the bed, Ruby raised her hips, squeezed her cock, and pumped it with a furious cry of lust. “Nnn~! Weeeiss! Weiss! You’re so hard!” 

Weiss, who was a cock at the moment, wasn’t having quite as much fun. Nnn~! Ruby, stop! You’re doing it too hard! You’re going to break me! 

Ruby, of course, couldn’t hear her at all. All she knew was how good it felt to stroke her new member, so she tightened her grip and did it even faster, me...

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ROYAL REWARD: Cosplastic (TG, Rubberization, 2nd Person)

The stairs creak beneath your feet as you slowly ascend to the top floor of the old apartment building. Looking over your shoulder, you bite your lip at the sight of steps flowing back down to the first floor. You’ve climbed so high. Why couldn’t they live lower down? 

Breathing hard, you force yourself onward. It takes the last of your strength, but at last the top floor appears before you: stumbling up onto the landing, you fall to your knees and sit there for a second, your ...

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ROYAL REWARDS: The Collector's New Maid (and Plant)

After a brief visit to an alternate version of the Earth, Shushuka finds herself with a brand-new maid to tend to her every whim and a lovely new succplant to liven up the interior of her saucer (not to mention her underwear).

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Suggestion: The Royal Stables (Animal TF, Tearmoon Empire)

Mia raised a hand to shield her eyes from the sun as they strolled down the path to the royal stables. 

“Are you feeling well today, Mistress?” asked Anne, scurrying behind her with the enthusiasm of a puppy. 

“I am!” replied Mia, with a grin. “But I’ll feel much better on the back of a horse, riding around the estate.” She’d been cooped up inside for far too long, worrying about that awful guillotine. Some fresh air would do her a world of good.

So...

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Story Poll #29 Results

The poll is over, and the results are in! After a stunning battle for ascendancy, the winner of Poll #29 was "Royal Mansion (House TF, Furniture TF, Princess Connect!)" with 25 votes! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

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Story Poll #29

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story! You can pick multiple options!

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ROYAL REWARD: Miss Kobayashi's Naughty Magazine (Inanimate TF, Hypnosis, Dragon Maid)

As Kobayashi shut the apartment door behind her, Tohru grinned an enormous grin and giggled under her breath. This was finally it! She was finally going to do it! 

Dropping her broom, she hurried into the living room and leapt onto the couch, drawing in a deep breath and stretching till she could almost touch the ceiling. Now… how did the spell go again? 

Closing her eyes, she rummaged around in her memory and finally found the special words she needed. They trickled o...

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ROYAL REWARD: Pleasured Possessions (Inanimate TF)

Adventurers June and Dreah find themselves in another embarrassing situation: trapped as the personal possessions of a forniphilic witch! How will they escape this time? Assuming they can escape--these spells tend to be pretty permanent...

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ROYAL REWARD: Todo’s Dream Date (Inflation, Popping, Jujutsu Kaisen)

The bustling crowd parted to let Todo approach the stage, his top exposed, his bulging muscles firm. 

As he approached, the music. As one, all the lights turned to focus on him. 

In the center of the stage, Tall Idol Takada-chan raised her mic to her mouth and turned to focus on him. “Hey, everyone! I want you all to give a big welcome to my biggest fan! Everyone, say hello to Aoi Todo!”

“TODO! TODO! TODO!” 

As his name rang through the ...

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ROYAL REWARD: Kyo/Saya's Tiny Buffet (Giantess, Vore, Madoka)

Sayaka’s eyebrow rose as she heard the knock at the door. With a frown, she dropped the pans back into the sink, removed her gloves and marched to the entrance just in time to hear a second one. She opened it up. 

The deliveryman on the other side threw her a smile and dropped a box into her hands. “Enjoy, ma’am,” he said, turning and marching away without another word.

Sayaka frowned. What was–? She looked down at the box, and her eyes lit up as she realized what i...

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Flashfic Flurry 4-3

Contents:

  • The Ultimate Balloon (Inflation, Popping, Danganronpa)

  • OshiCard! (Inanimate TF, vTuber)

  • Galaxy Condoms (Inanimate TF, Omnipotence)

  • Aztec Graffiti (Inanimate TF, Flattening, Dragon Maid)

  • Abducted (Inanimate TF, Inflation)



The U...

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ROYAL REWARD: Calisea and the Sand Witch (Inanimate TF, Inflation)

The sun shone like a wizard’s fireball as Calisea stepped onto the beach, its great heat searing her skin and threatening to cook her outright. Raising a hand to shield her eyes, she rummaged in her bag for the sun potion she’d purchased, spread some on her hand, and rubbed it all over–the last thing she wanted was to burn up. 

As the troll marched across the beach, feeling ever so slightly squeamish in her tight leather bikini, she couldn’t help but notice the place was em...

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ROYAL REWARD: Welcome to the Panty Drawer (Inanimate TF, 2nd Person)

The witch’s fingers dig into your fabric, striking you with an intense pang of unbearable pleasure. Your former skin, now so sensitive, burns madly as you fight the ecstasy. Nnn~! Stop it! Stop! Let me go! 

Giggling, your owner opens a drawer, and draws you screaming through the air towards it, the wind buffeting your oh-so-sensitive form and driving you to a new layer of madness in the process. You want to scream–it feels so good. But… no! You can’t give in! ...

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Flashfic Flurry 4-2

Contents:

  • Ruby’s Semblance (TF, RWBY)

  • Princess Panties (Inanimate TF, Invaders of the Rokujouma, Tearmoon Empire, Konosuba)

  • Make Sure to Wash Behind Your Horns (Inanimate TF, Hypnosis, Futanari, Dragon Maid)

  • Plasta (TG, Inanimate TF, Honkai Star Rail, 2nd Person)

  • Mt. Dildo...

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ROYAL REWARD: Marinette’s Miraculous Bath (Inanimate TF, Miraculous Ladybug)

Tap water filled the bathtub with a hiss. Hurrying out of her sweat-soaked lingerie, Marinette threw it to the floor and spun the tap to stop the flow. The bath was practically overflowing with bubbles, and it took every ounce of strength she had not to throw herself straight into it. 

Taking a deep breath, she raised a leg, wiggled her toes, and dipped them into the froth. She had to wrench it out immediately–Ow! Hot! Giving the water a few more seconds to cool down, sh...

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Flashfics 4-1

Contents:

  • Spidersilk Lingerie (Inanimate TF, So I’m a Spider, So What…?)

  • HoloJuice/Holomyth Juicing (Tentacles, Hololive)

  • Ruby to Sexdoll (Inanimate TF, RWBY)

  • Morgan Graffiti (Inanimate TF, Morgan the Witch)

  • Cleaning Mistress’s Figurines (Inanimate TF, Futanari)

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Spid...

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ROYAL REWARD: Ina's Collection: Gen 5 (Inanimate TF, Hololive)

With a grunt of exertion, Botan spun the handwheel of the bulkhead door until it was a tight as it would go and stumbled back, almost falling into Lamy’s arms. 

“Okay,” she said, struggling to catch her breath. “That’s it. There’s no way Ina can get to us now.” 

“A-are you sure?” asked Lamy, looking around at the bunker’s gunmetal walls. “It looks strong, but–?” 

“What if she just uses magic?” cried Polka, bouncing on the spot lik...

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Flashfic Flurry 4

Hey guys! It's time for another Flashfic Flurry! That's right: once again, I'm taking requests for flash fiction! If you've got a simple idea (Boy turns into Girl? / Girl turns into Doll? / Waifu of your choice falls into the Tentacle Pit?), leave a comment down below! I'm going to write as many as I can!

(Everyone's welcome to send prompts, but higher tiers get higher priority. Otherwise, there are no hard rules. Just remember to keep your prompts simple! If they're too complex, I...

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ROYAL REWARD: Spider Silk Lingerie (Inanimate TF, So I'm a Spider...?)

White and Sophia find themselves tangling with a monster even more powerful than themselves. Which master of threads will win out? White or Panchira? ...You can probably guess the answer.

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ROYAL REWARD: NOW STARRING VIOLET AS VIOLET (Blueberry Inflation, Persona)

“Lights. Cameras. Aaaaaand action!” 

With a snap of lights and a click from the cameras, all attention turned to the stage. In the center of the sprawling artificial factory the stagehands had constructed, Ann Takamaki stood like a puppet without strings. The costume department had stripped her sleek red catsuit and forced her instead into a frilly blue dress cut to best show off her assets–even now she struggled to conceal them. 

Down in the seats, on the...

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ROYAL REWARD: Spring of the Drowned Bimbo: Akane's Sexdoll (Inanimate TF, TG, Bimbofication, Ranma)

Plap plap plap plap! 

With every thrust of Akane’s hips, a fresh plap sounded from Ranma’s generous rear cheeks. Biting his lip, Akane breathed deep, drew back, and thrust again, making Ranma scream as his cock slammed into her once more.

“Nnn~!” Clinging to the wall, Ranma panted for breath, her face flush and dripping with sweat. “Akane… Nnn~! Harder! Harder!” Her giant boobs swung with each emphatic thrust. 

With a deep chuckle, Akane dug ...

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ROYAL REWARD: Schneenis and Friends, Part 2 (Absorption, Futanari, RWBY)

Heart pounding, her face slick with sweat, Ruby tightened her grip on the fleshlight, raised it a little, and with one last little breath, thrust it down as hard as humanely possible. As her cock speared its depths, slamming deep into the toy’s tight, plastic interior, pleasure roared up her spine and seared her brain. With a scream, she jerked her hips and came. And came, and came…

Collapsing, she lay there for several long seconds, her chest rising and falling, her arms exhausted,...

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ROYAL REWARD: Perfect Pooltoy (Inanimate TF, TG, 2nd Person)

The machine beeps as you finish inputting the instructions. Stepping back, you rub your hands and all but giggle in excitement. You can’t believe it’s finally happening! You’re finally going to make your perfect pooltoy! 

On the screen flickers the image of the inflatable in question, an adorable young woman whose curvaceous figure starkly contrasts her innocent demeanor. You aren’t sure whether to pat her fluffy tail or to grope her massive tits. 

As you drool a...

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ROYAL REWARD: To Love RuPG, Part 3 (Digitization, TG, Body Control, Slimegirl TF, Succubus TF)

Back in the inn, Riko lay there and groaned as Mikan scrolled through the menu. Fortunately for her spine, her sister had unequipped the cow’s bell, restoring her boobs to their normal and considerably less leaky-size. What she hadn’t removed were the effects of all that sex: Riko’s body ached all over, especially down below. That farmer and his friends had put it in every hole she had and then some. She could still feel their fat cocks throbbing inside her…

“Hmm…...

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ROYAL REWARD: The Collector, Part 3 (Inanimate TF, Konosuba, Futanari)

Shushuka bounced on the spot, her boobs and butt and swollen testicles jiggling, as the saucer skidded to a stop over the latest planet on her itinerary.  Dropping out of the sky like a meteor, it went screeching through the atmosphere till it hovered over a quaint medieval mansion, and with a click, a giant hatch opened up on its underside.

 In the processing plant, Shushuka rubbed her hands together and giggled. “Here we go, nya!” she cried, throwing a look of excitement...

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ROYAL REWARD: 1C3 CR34M: Ilulu Ice Cream Bot (Roboticization, Dragon Maid)

After stumbling on the world of Dragon Maid, Seigu puts Ilulu's flame sacs to better use storing ice cream. Complete with nipple handles so you can serve it yourself! (Her tail is made of cones, if you're wondering.) Here she is being reprogrammed so she can carry out her new duties without any silly thoughts or feelings getting in the way.

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Some Assembly Required (Furniture TF)

(Apologies to the Swedes.)

Is there any sweeter sound that the ding-dong! of a suburban doorbell?

“Honey, can you get that?” asked Mary, looking up from the oven. “I’m busy making cookies for the PTA meeting tonight!”

“You got it, hun!” Snapping his newspaper shut, Joseph put down his pipe, adjusted his bow tie, and marched to the door of the quaint ten-bedroom house he and his wife had inherited after the Murders. Opening it, he found himself f...

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Catastrophic Charity (Mass Inanimate TF)

The bell above the entrance rang with a little ding as the door opened, and a pretty young woman stepped into the store. “Good morning~!” she called, struggling to navigate between the stacks of ratty clothes and dusty board games missing half their pieces. Not to mention the cans of tinned food going steadily out of date. “I’m here to donate to charity!” 

Behind the desk, Grabulon snapped upright, eyes wide in surprise. Rubbing the sleep out of them, he struggle...

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ROYAL REWARD: Porcelain Puella, Part 2

Homura wished she still had the power to blush as Madoka regaled her with the infinite virtues of life as a vase. Their transformation had been kind to both of them, but Madoka seemed to have adjusted to her new life incredibly quickly. 

“Oh, and you wouldn’t believe how wonderful it is when the Master actually looks at you. I know he does it so rarely, but that just makes it more of a treat! Once, I caught him taking a peek from the end of the hallway, grinning like a mischiev...

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ROYAL REWARD: Mado/Homu's Tiny Massacre (Giantess, Madoka)

A sharp knock at the door roused Homura from her slumber. Disentangling herself from Madoka, she grabbed a dressing gown and made her way downstairs, rubbing the sleep from her eyes as she walked.

Whoever was at the door rapped again sharply as she arrived. “I’m here!” she cried. With a yawn, she took the handle in her hand and pulled.

She’d barely gotten the door open than the man on the other side pressed a box into her hands. “Sign here please,” he added, dropping a...

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