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ROYAL REWARD: Cottage Connect, Part 1 (House TF, Priconne)

The sun beat on Sheffy’s head like a giant glowing hammer, leaving her brow coated with sweat and her tail and wings dripping. “Wait… Slow down… I’m melting…” Fanning herself, she wiped the sweat from her brow, shook it from her arms, and finally dropped, sliding to the grass with a sad thump. 

Pecorine stooped and helped her to stand again. “Why don't we all take a break and cool down?” she said, beaming pleasantly.

“Please…” groaned Sheffy. 

ROYAL REWARD: Pigging Out (Pig TF, Weight Gain)

“Alright, Mae, I’m setting a rule,” said Yuki, her slender white cat’s tail swishing behind her in annoyance. “Whatever you do, do not eat the cake, understand?” 

“You got it, Yuki!” said the kitsune, throwing a mock salute. “...Which cake are we talking about, anyway?” 

Around them, the guests of the party milled, sipping cocktails, eating hors d'oeuvre, and gossiping about the financial climate. Yuki had paid for the most expensive venue in...

Catgirl Invasion! Trick-or-Cat Treat! (Food TF, Sextoy TF, Various Other TFs, RWBY, Konosuba, Hololive, Honkai: Star Rail, Xenoblade Chronicles, Freiren, Various Other Series) 

The closet curtain shook, producing faint rustl

ROYAL REWARD: The Collector: Pokémilk (Milk Station TF, Pokémon)

With a yawn, Shushuka snatched her cup from the coffeemaker and took a long, deep sip. Closing her eyes, she sighed in relief. Ahhhh~. She felt more awake already! There was only one thing that could make it better…

Hugging it to her chest, enjoying the warmth of the cup against her breasts, she ambled over to the fridge and wrenched it open. When she peered inside, however, she couldn’t find her target. Where was it? They had to have some, didn’t they? How could–? How ...

ROYAL REWARD: Supervillainy 3: Dr. Paperclip Goes Three Far! (Giantess, Destruction)

The sound of Dr. Paperclip’s laughter (maniacal) rolled over the ruined landscape of Supercity like a child’s tricycle, only evil. “Ahahahahahahahahaha!” 

Throwing aside an enormous slab of rubble, Puncherella surveyed the ruins of the city with a look of despair. The devastation stretched for miles–there wasn’t a standing building in sight. Even now, pillars of smoke rose from the burning rubble. 

“You fiend!” she cried. “You’ve gone too far this tim...

ROYAL REWARD: Man-Made Pie, Part 3 (Food TF, Inflation)

The fridge’s light snapped on with a click. Leaning in, Sophie squinted, her gaze sliding past the cookies and the breast milk and the other refrigerated snacks to the empty spot at the back where she should be able to find her big, beautiful, delicious–

“Hey! …Who the hell ate my pie?!” 

Her fellow teachers dipped their cookies in their tea and tried to avoid her eyes. “Maybe a cat took it?” said Clara, nibbling on a Biscotti.

“Don’t you mean...

ROYAL REWARD: Honma Himawari's Thigh-Highs (Clothing TF, Vtuber, Second Person)

You creep through the corridor like a messenger bringing bad news to his liege, your heart pounding in your chest, your hand tight and clammy around your VIP pass. Your free hand shakes; you grab your wrist and squeeze it, tighter, tighter. A bead of sweat drips from your face. You mop your brow on your sleeve and scurry onward. Faster, faster. 

There’s no guard at the door–you’ve already been checked and told to go right ahead. You’re expected. All you have to do is raise ...

ROYAL REWARD: House Cat: House of the Invaders, Part 3 (Furniture TF, Invaders of the Rokujouma)

“Nyaaaaaaaaaah! Make way! Make way! Make waaaaaaaay, nya!” 

The crash of Dr. Ie’s boots–Professional House Cat Boots–rolled through the house and made the entire structure shake as she rushed up the stairs in search of the bathroom. “Make way! Make way! Make waaaaaaaay!” 

Hands over her crotch, she finally reached the door and, pausing on the threshold, kicked it straight off its hinges. Leaping through, she spun mid-air, already dropping her panties with a...

ROYAL REWARD: Neo's New Ass, Part 3 (Absorption, Futanari, RWBY)

Their boots struck the floor with emphatic smacks, like hands striking a big, jiggly ass, as the three of them rushed through the crates and boxes of the warehouse. 

Skidding to a stop, Ruby bit her lip as she searched. The warehouse was a maze of cargo and goods with a thousand turns and secret hiding places. Neo could be anywhere. 

“Ugh!” said Blake. “How the hell are we supposed to find her in here?!” 

Weiss, meanwhile, scanned the room in ...

Kama's Beach Bonanza (Food TF, Fate)

Afterward, once they’d changed into their new swimwear (in separate changing rooms, much to Kama’s disappointment), the two of them made their way along the beach, Kama clinging to Master’s arm as if he were her beloved beau. Which, as a matter of fact, he was.

“Don’t worry, Master,” she said, running his fingers over his chest. “That disgusting Lancer doesn’t deserve to be in your presence. Why would you even want her here, when you have me to interact with, anyway? Unl...

ROYAL REWARD: Shampoo's Meal (Food TF, Ranma)

Akane’s knife sliced cleanly through the lettuce and the carrots, dicing them into neat strips and slices, like green notes and orange coins. Vegetable currency, for buying her good health with. 

Just as she was about to start on the tomatoes, she heard footsteps behind her in the hall. Frowning, she looked over her shoulder, expecting to see Ranma, but instead she came face to face with–

She scowled in disgust. “Oh, it’s you.” 

“Oh, ugly black...

ROYAL REWARD: Date or Doom! Part 3 (Expansion, Tentacles, Absorption/Body Part TF, Bleach)

The spotlight snapped on with a click, revealing the slender form of Princess Yuri, her eyes bright, her tail twitching, and her boobs practically popping out of her dress. “Welcome back to the Date-or-Doom!, everybody! If nyou’re just tuning in, congrats, because nyou’re here for the best part, nya! The finale!” She paused, soaking in the cheers as the crowd roared its approval. “Which is really good because if nyou’d waited any longer nyou would have missed it and the o...

Discord Poll

Hey, guys! If you haven't seen it already, make sure you check out the Discord! I'm currently hosting a poll to see which series will appear in the next Catgirl Invasion! story. Check the announcements channel if you want to take part!

Currently, the options are:

Secrets of the Silent Witch

Tearmoon Empire

Vtubers

DDLC

Fate

Blue Archive

Honkai Star Rail

RWBY

Freiren

Princess Connect

Genshin Impac...

Sketch: Ruby Robot

Uh oh, looks like Ruby's been messing with Weiss's Dust again. And this time, she's really paying the price for it. Who would have guessed that Weiss had 'Horny Chef Robot Dust' in her suitcase? That's so specific! Like, what would they even do with it?

Well, whatever the answer, hopefully Weiss won't take advantage of her while she waits for it to wear off. Then again, she could get used to being called 'Mistress Schnee'... And it would teach Ruby to be more careful with her ...

ROYAL REWARD: Baker's Double (Selfcest, Weight Gain, Nikke)

The smell of freshly-baked bread wafted through the air and left her mouth watering as she strolled into the restaurant. 

“Good evening, ma’am,” said the host, looking her up and down a little more carefully than he perhaps would the restaurant’s typical guest. “I take it you have a reservation?” 

“That’s right,” she said. “My name is–”

“No need,” said the waiter. “I think I can guess who you’re with. Your sister is at table...

Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash (Various Inanimate TFs)

Her boots splashed as she ran, sinking and sque

ROYAL REWARD: The Big Yellow Balloon (Balloonification, Inflation, Madoka)

The Witch died with a scream and a crash, its bullet-riddled corpse smashed through the barrier of the Labyrinth. As the magical space cracked and collapsed, shattering back into bland, mundane reality, Mami strolled quite confidently across the rooftop, stooped, and picked up the Witch’s Grief Seed with a smile. Tossing it, she caught it and pocketed it, and, her mission accomplished, turned to go. 

As she swung down from the apartment block with her ribbons, however, she felt a...

ROYAL REWARD: The Underwear Research Club (Clothing TF, Blue Archive)

The clubroom door flew open with a crash, and into the room leapt Chidori Michiru, a giant scroll in her hands. “I foooooound it! I finally foooooooound it!” 

Izuna and Tsukuyo almost leapt out of their seats in shock. “E-eh?” cried the former. “What do you mean you found it?” 

“Wh-what is it?” said Tsukuyo, looking like she wanted to melt. 

“Only the Scroll of Seals!” cried Michiru, holding the scroll up triumphantly. 

“What�...

ROYAL REWARD: Kawakami's Tickly Taste Test (Cowgirl TF, Tickling, Persona)

Kawakami shivered, gripping the skirt of her maid outfit and struggling to hide her fear, as her mistress and captor marched her down the hall, one hand on each shoulder and a third limb prodding her butt.

“Almost there,” said Princess Futanari, leaning in so close Kawakami could feel her breath on her ear. “Don’t worry, nya, today’s task is nyothing like the work I nyormally have nyou do. I promise there’ll be nyo cocksucking whatsoever!” 

Kawakami clenched her...

Tune in This Time Next Week for Another Exciting Episode of WHEEL-OF-FAAAAAAAATES! (Various Inanimate TFs, Various Cameos)

“--so if nyou don’t want to die, buy CUMZAC. BUY CUMZAC! BUY CUMZAC! BUY IT TODAY OR DIE! BUY–”

With a brief crackle of static, the TV snaps to a new image: a short, blonde-haired Bakeneko in a tight suit, her arm draped over the side of her convertible saucer as she flies across a dusty desert planet. “Hmm, I wonder what Princess Yuri is going to wear in Wheel of Fates! tonight…?”

She cocks her head in thought, and the image fades, replaced by a shifting mo...

ROYAL REWARD: Supervillainy 2: The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall (Giantess, Destruction)

“Dr. Paperclip! Your reign of–hic!–terror is at an end!” Stumbling forward, her ears ringing and her vision blurry, Puncherella raised her fist and gave it what she hoped was an intimidating shake, though it actually looked like she was trying to milk a cow. “Surrender, or I’ll–” 

Someone coughed behind her. “That is a statue of Lenin,” said Dr. Paperclip. 

Puncherella spun, and sure enough, Dr. Paperclip was behind her. She risked a glance over her s...

ROYAL REWARD: Catastrophic Crime Spree, Part 12 (Mannequin TF, Petrification, ZZZ)

As the last of the goons turned and fled with their tails–literal or metaphorical–between their legs, Ellen Joe finally allowed herself to relax again. Stabbing her shears into the ground, she leaned on them for support and struggled to stay standing. Already, she wanted nothing more than to give in and close her eyes and fall asleep.

At last, with a massive stretch and a great effort of will, she managed to force herself back to wakefulness. Rummaging in her uniform’s pocket, she...

ROYAL REWARD: Neo's New Ass, Part 2 (Absorption, RWBY)

Seagulls squawked and wheeled overhead, smudges of white and black on a bright blue canvas, as Team RWB crept through the docks, their eyes open and alert, if not necessarily hopeful.

“Ugh, this is getting ridiculous,” said Weiss, coming to a stop leaning against the wall of a warehouse. “We’ve been around this place twenty times now, and we still haven’t found any sign of her. How many times do we have to look?” 

“Do you have a better suggestion?” sa...

ROYAL REWARD: The Collector: Kairi's Virtual Escape (Sextoy/Inanimate TFs, Kingdom Hearts)

Kairi thrashed in the robot’s grip as it dragged her down the corridor.

Reaching the end, it grabbed her arms and thrust her through a doorway. “Ah, there nyou are, Fabia,” said the creature waiting to meet them. Short, plump, with a cat’s ears and tail, her most notable feature nonetheless managed to be the giant phallus throbbing between her legs. Kairi’s eyes shook at the sight–she’d never seen anything like it. 

Behind the catgirl stood what looked like a DD...

ROYAL REWARD: Kama's Beach Bonanza, Part 2 (Clothing TF, Fate)

Kiyohime’s bikini dug into her crack as she crept across the beach, her breath quiet, her tread light, stealthy as an expert predator. Ahead, not ten meters away yet distinctly unaware of her: Master Anchin–her wonderful husband–was strolling over the sands…

…with some disgusting, bloodsucking whore at his side. 

Clenching her fists and gritting her teeth, Kiyohime shook on the spot, exhaling little gouts of flame. She wanted to rip them to shreds and punch...

Story Poll #40 Results

The votes are in, and the winner, by a surprising margin, is 'Slasher (Various Inanimate TFs)' Congrats to those of you who picked it!

Slasher (Various Inanimate TFs)

Halloween’s come early this year, and you know what that means! It’s time for a nightmarish monster to punish a bunch of innocent teens for their promiscuity or something (take that, Stacy, you whore!). Fortunately for the hormone-addled young adults of this All...

ROYAL REWARD: House Cat: House of the Invaders, Part 2 (Furniture TF, Invaders of the Rokujouma)

Shivering, Dr. Ie, House Cat Extraordinaire, wrapped her blanket tighter around herself and shuffled a little closer to the burning bucket of paint thinner currently serving as her only source of warmth. It had been a hard winter here on Planet Hentai. 

Rummaging in her cleavage, she retrieved her last bean, skewered it on a claw, and held it over the fire until it started to sizzle, at which point she raised it to her lips, took a second to savor its delicious scent, and finally s...

ROYAL REWARD: The Ultra-Fusion Gun (Absorption, Pokémon)

Lightning cracked over the lab as Lusamine snapped the last piece of her new device into place. “Ahahahahahaha! It’s finally complete!” 

As her employer raised the device high, cackling like a witch, Wicke stumbled back a gulp of terror. “M-Miss Lusamine, are you sure this is safe…?” 

Lusamine stopped laughing and turned to her with a scowl. “Of course it’s safe,” she said. “It couldn’t harm a fly.” 

Wicke studied the device, w...

Story Poll #40

And now, back to our regularly-scheduled story polls. What do you want me to write this time?

Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):

Saved by the Bell (Various TFs)

Something strange is happening at Bethany’s school. She can’t quite put her finger on it, but it’s almost as if a Bakeneko is turning her classmates into food and, like, eating them or something. Or making them into clothes and wearing them, and stuff like tha...

ROYAL REWARD: Foxgirl Ice Cream (Foxgirl TG, Breast Expansion, 2nd Person)

Standing there on the beach, the sand scalding your soles and the sun scalding your brow, you raise your hands to shield your eyes from the glare and end up wiping a fat bead of sweat from your forehead. It’s hot! It’s so hot! You can’t believe how hot it is! Maybe you should have brought the icebox, like you planned…

In the absence of the icebox, you plant your butt on your towel and go through your options. You’re stranded (well not really) on an enemy (not...