The main monitor flashed, cross-hatched globes spinning past like bowling balls down an alley. Before they slipped off the screen, each one flashed: red, red, red…
BEEP! Green.
With a gasp, Shushuka whirled around in her seat. So hard it took several seconds for the chair to stop spinning. Leaping off it, she bounded towards the console, eyes locked on the screen. “I finally found some, nya! I finally found some!” Giggling, she punched the buttons to set a course fo...
2024-02-17 17:32:56 +0000 UTC
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The door creaked as Rito poked his head into the bedroom. “Laaalaaa?” he called, looking left and right in search of her. “Lala, are you in here?”
No one responded. Rito sighed and scratched the back of his head. Why was she never around when he wanted her? He felt like he’d been looking for hours.
With a sigh, he turned to go. But as he was about to close the door behind him, he noticed Lala’s television flashing. Had she left it on by mistake? Closing the door, he ap...
2024-02-15 17:38:27 +0000 UTC
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Lucy felt like a thief as she crept through the halls of Fairy Hills. Come on, Lucy, pull yourself together… It’s not like she’s going to eat you!
Coming to a stop outside one particularly imposing door, she stood there on the threshold and wrung her hands, wondering if maybe it would be better to come back later…? Th-that would make more sense, wouldn’t it? She’d probably want some time alone, after…
In the end, her courage won out, if only barely. Raising ...
2024-02-12 20:34:23 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone! Just wanted to keep you all in the loop: the second poll story (Requip Gone Wrong) has been taking a little longer than I hoped (I blame Hiro Mashima!) ...but the first draft is finished, so I should have the final product ready for you SOON!
(I'm also going to be starting on the first Royal Rewards tomorrow, so stay tuned to see those too!)
2024-02-11 21:20:31 +0000 UTC
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Four new countcaps, including three double-lengths one, have just been uploaded to the Discord!
Morgan's Perverse Party (Inanimate TF, Absorption, Morgan the Witch)
There's a Reason Akane is a Gorillaman, I Assure You (Condom TF, Furry, Ranma)
Kyoko and Sayaka's Giant Sporty Date (Giantess, Madoka)
Doki Doki Futa Factory<...
2024-02-07 20:15:09 +0000 UTC
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Aaaand here's another 4 countcaps! (Three of them double length!) Check out the Discord to read them!
Condom Cringe (Inanimate TF, Inflation)
Fate/Apoclothing (Inanimate TF, Fate)
A Slimy Surprise (TG, Rubberization, Inanimate TF, Latex)
It Could Be Worse: There's Always The JAR (Figurine TF)
J...
2024-02-06 18:35:38 +0000 UTC
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That's right, it's not quite dead yet! This week, I'm going to be working through the final set of countcaps requests and posting them on the Discord as I go! Here's the first batch:
Face-in-the-Hole Boobs (Breast Expansion)
Shido's Sexual Spirit Toys, Part 2 (Inanimate TF, Date-a-Live)
Mom's Milkshake (Inanimate TF, Absorption, Breast Expansion, Lact...
2024-02-05 18:01:23 +0000 UTC
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“TOOOOOOOHRUUUUUUU!”
Tohru froze mid-sweep, expression pained. Creakily, she turned to Kobayashi’s room.
The door flew open, and Miss Kobayashi burst through it, looking not unlike a dragon herself. “Tohru! What’s this?!”
She held up the tattered remnants of a blouse, fabric still sizzling.
“Um…” Tohru struggled to meet her eyes. “W-wait, I can ex–”
“And this?!” Kobayashi held up another piece of ex-clothing, this time the smoldering s...
2024-02-03 19:59:40 +0000 UTC
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Kyoko Kirigiri squealed as the world opened up and swallowed her. Screaming, she dropped through a dark tunnel, bounced off a smooth plastic floor, and came to a stop sitting stunned, her heart pounding. Rubbing her head, she sat up. Where was she?
Swallowing, she stood and looked around. She found herself in a large glass beaker capped with gleaming white machinery. Beyond it lay a gigantic laboratory, its walls and floors all sculpted of the same smooth white plastic. Thin gl...
2024-01-31 20:27:33 +0000 UTC
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Just a last minute reminder that February 1st--i.e. tomorrow--the new tiers/price system will be implemented!
If you’re planning to upgrade to a higher tier: you can sit tight until tomorrow. Patreon will only charge the difference between your current tier and the new one, so you won’t be paying twice or anything silly.
If you’re planning to downgrade to a lower tier: you need to downgrade be...
2024-01-31 14:33:13 +0000 UTC
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Story poll #26 is over! After one of the closest polls we've ever had, the winnerS were Requip Gone Wrong / Titania's New Clothes (Fairy Tail Clothing TF) and Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Suit (Dragon Maid Clothing TF) at 24 votes each! Congratulations to those of you who voted for them!
Also, it's Sunday, which means there's a new batch of countcaps available on the Discord!
Giant Meguka Picnic (Giantess, Madoka)
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2024-01-28 20:09:06 +0000 UTC
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That's right, we're eeking out one last Story Poll before the big reboot! (If you don't know what's going on, please read this for details: https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-reboot-96617411 )
Vote to decide what I write next! (You can pick multiple options!)
2024-01-26 13:21:56 +0000 UTC
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Countcaps! Get your red-hot, steeeaming countcaps! Fresh out the oven! Countcaps!
Ayakashi Mousepad 2 (Inanimate TF, Ayakashi Triangle)
Mystery Gift - Balloon Box (Inflation)
Husky Husky Hippos (Animal TF)
i was going to type the entire 4chan naruto copypasta here as a joke, but it's too long :( (Naruto, Furr...
2024-01-21 20:54:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone! So, as per my previous announcement, I’m closing commissions to focus on Patreon! Yay!
As part of this ‘reboot’, we’re going to be making some big changes. To start with, we’re going to have something approximating an actual schedule, as opposed to me sporadically chucking polls at you. In order to justify spending more time here, however, I’m going to have to revamp the tier system, so I’m blowing the old one up and replacing it with a shiny new one with lo...
2024-01-16 20:00:24 +0000 UTC
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It's Sunday again, and that means it's time for more Countess Captions!
This week, your exclusive treats are:
Momoko's Purrfect Present (Sexdoll TF, Morgan the Witch)
Molly and Morgan in: Pooltoy Peril! (Pooltoy TF, Morgan the Witch)
Shido's Sexual Spirit Toys, Part 1 (Spirits to Sex Toys, Date-a-Live)
Trot Like ...
2024-01-14 20:36:25 +0000 UTC
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“TOOOOHRRRUUU!!”
Tohru leapt back with an ‘eep!’ as her mistress marched into the living room; Kobayashi had been angry with her before, but today she looked practically demonic. “M-Miss Kobayashi! I promise it’s not as bad as it looks!”
She stopped arguing to look and froze, because it looked really bad. Their apartment seemed to have been hit by a bomb, which wasn’t too far from the truth, really. The couch stood blackened and burning, the TV ...
2024-01-11 17:55:01 +0000 UTC
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It's probably a little late to make announcing them a regular feature, seeing as I'm planning to replace them, but hey, better late than never: six new countess captions have just gone live!
This week, we have:
The Ideal Idol (Absorption, Inanimate TF, Futanari)
Kagome's Hunger (Inanimate TF, Furry, Inuyasha)
Emilia's Erotic New Body (Inan...
2024-01-07 18:31:50 +0000 UTC
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The dorm room door struck its frame with a thud.
“Ruby!” called Weiss, leaping from her bed. “Wait, come back! I didn’t mean–! Urgh!” She threw up her arms in frustration. “Why is that little idiot so sensitive all of a sudden?”
“Maybe because you keep calling her a ‘little idiot’?” said Blake, without looking up from her magazine.
Weiss threw her a glare. “I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
Blake shrugged.
Screwing ...
2024-01-02 17:39:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone! Happy New Year!
Over the past few weeks, I’ve been thinking about what I want to do in 2024, and what I’d like to change going forward. To be upfront, I feel like my writing has started to stagnate. For the past two years, I’ve been devoting more and more of my free time to writing commissions/for Patreon, and less and less to my personal projects (you know, the Big Ideas that are totally going to make me famous). And while writing TF content is still fun, I’m no ...
2024-01-01 18:25:51 +0000 UTC
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Story Poll #25 is now over! The winner was 'Ruby’s SLTY New Dress (RWBY, Weiss into Clothing TF)' at 21 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!
(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or higher and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)
2023-12-26 20:03:46 +0000 UTC
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Merry Christmas, everyone! Wow, what an appropriate number for a Christmas-adjacent poll to have! (I was almost tempted to wait till tomorrow to post it.)
As ever, vote to decide on our next Patreon exclusive story! Remember, you can pick multiple options!
And if you're Countess-tier or higher, make sure to check out the Discord for the latest batch of exclusive stories, which will be dropping later today!
2023-12-24 14:17:01 +0000 UTC
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Panchira’s saucer shot out of the wormhole like a gigantic hockey puck, spinning through the sky of the alternate Earth below before slamming into an invisible net and stopping in an instant.
Aboard the ship itself, the Queen of the Catwalk righted herself in her seat and smoothed down her dress. Honestly! she thought. What an exasperating trip! If only the pilot had a little more careful navigating that nebula–a few light years to the right, and they would have sa...
2023-12-20 18:20:27 +0000 UTC
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I keep forgetting that things I say on Discord aren't magically uploaded here, so for those of you who haven't heard already: I'm working on a story to go with the King of Panties comic. There were lots of ideas/characters I didn't get to include in the sequence, like Rin becoming Panty's bra, so I'm hoping to use most of them here instead! :P
2023-12-15 17:58:37 +0000 UTC
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Aaand it's finished! (Now with my amazing handwriting, 'cos proper fonts are expensive!) Enjoy! :D
Leave a comment below if you've got feedback! Or a suggestion for what you'd like to see me do next!
2023-12-12 17:44:03 +0000 UTC
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The sequence is kinda like a car without doors at this stage: almost finished, just missing a few key details.
It's also like a car without paint. Because, y'know, it hasn't been painted.
2023-12-08 17:25:54 +0000 UTC
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Panel 1/7. This is the most complex panel in the final plan, so things should come together pretty quickly once it's finished.
2023-12-04 17:06:55 +0000 UTC
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I'm still storyboarding the comic, so here's some concept art to tide you over. Can you guess who this is?
2023-11-29 21:18:09 +0000 UTC
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The results are in, and the winner of our first comic poll was 'Fate Girls to Clothing' with 29 votes! Congratulations if you picked it!
(If not, don't worry: if this experiment is successful, I'll be doing more polls like this in the future!)
2023-11-26 12:56:39 +0000 UTC
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I'm going to try to make a comic! Which of the ideas below would you like to see me use?
(The specifics are in the air because this is all a huge experiment, but I'll be aiming to do the best I can with the prompt you guys vote for!)
2023-11-22 21:05:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey, guys! I had such fun with the last art event we did that I'd like to try drawing a full sequence (or maybe even a whole comic if it goes well :P)
If you've got any ideas--whether that's specific fetishes/characters you'd like to see or something more complex--let me know! As soon as I've got enough, I'll run a poll to decide what gets made!
The only rule is that it has to be related to Catgirl Invasion! (even if only loosely). Otherwise, go wild!
2023-11-20 20:30:33 +0000 UTC
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