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Battle Royale with Cheese!

Hey again! So, my previous post got a good amount of support, so I'm planning to go ahead with the plan. 

For those of you who missed my explanation: a while back, the Bakeneko opened a portal to the multiverse. Ever since, they've had such fun hunting various fictional characters that they've decided to kidnap a bunch of them, stick them on an island, and make them compete to survive! (Y'know, like that one video game with the flying bus. Or that movie with the archer girl. Or eve...

Battle Royale with Cheese?

Hey, everyone! So I've been thinking about running a big, Choose Your Own Adventure-style Battle Royale story where you guys get to vote for the characters, what they do, what happens to them, etc. Before I can commit to it though, I need to know enough of you are interested. Like this post/leave a comment/send me a DM if this sounds like something you'd like to take part in!

Catgirl Online! (Inanimate TF, Expansion)

The soft toll of a bell snapped Seigu out of her work-trance. Dingdong! it went, infuriatingly charming. You have a guest!

A voice echoed through the building block. “Seeeeeigu!”

With a sigh, Seigu folded up the holographic balance sheet and turned to face the door of her office. An instant later, it swished open, and a lily-haired catgirl skipped into the room, boobs bouncing in the bodice of her sundress.

Skidding to a stop in front of Seig...

Story Poll #11 Results

Story Poll #11 is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Catgirl Online (Inanimate TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Story Poll #11

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Fairy Tail Funpark (Inanimate TF, Fairy Tail)

Lucy frowned as she poked her head out of the bathroom, half-expecting Natsu to jump straight through her window. When he failed to appear, she sighed in relief. She had a long day of guild work ahead of her, and she could do without any unpleasant surprises.

As she struggled to get the zipper over her boobs, a sound like a cat’s purr cut through Lucy’s thoughts. Mid-zip, she froze and looked about. Happy?

The purring droned on, loud and more intense than a...

Totally Lingerie (Inanimate TF, Totally Spies)

Clover’s knees clanged against the floor of the unrealistically large vent as she crawled. “Urgh,” she said,  struggling to keep her voice down, “like, how much further do we have to gooo? I thought you said this was a shortcut?”

“I didn’t say it was a shortcut,” said Sam, at the lead of the three “I said it was the most efficient way to infiltrate the store. Because the only other ways in are the front and rear door, and any half-comp...

Story Poll #Fanfic Results

Bonus poll no. 2 is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Totally Lingerie (Totally Spies Clothing TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Story Poll #FANFIC (BONUS ROUND)

Bonus Round #2! This time it's fanfics! 

(You can pick multiple options!)

Edit: Will She Blend? will be open to character submissions. 

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Flower (TG, Monstergirl TF, Hypnosis, Tentacles)

The feeling of dirt on his feet stirred Natsume from sleep. Rubbing his eyes, he groaned–it sounded remarkably high-pitched. Urgh, what just happened to me?

Staring at the blackness of his own eyes, he massaged his temple and tried to remember. He recalled a road, a truck, a girl. He’d tried to save her. Had he–?!

With effort, he managed to open his eyes.

Around him stood the trees and bushes and mosses of a gigantic forest. He stood in a clearing t...

Cowgirl Cattle Auction (TG, Cowgirl TF)

Things had changed a lot since the Bakeneko’s invasion of Earth. As you might expect, the arrival of an alien race whose technology can play with the fabric of reality with all the ease of a kitten batting a ball of yarn had had something of an influence on the planet.

Once you got past the genetic tampering, the cultural manipulation, and the many, many, many abductions though, it became apparent that the Bakeneko didn’t want to change the Earth too muc...

Story Poll #TG Results

The TG-themed bonus poll is now closed. The winner was 'Cowgirl Cattle Auction (TG, Cowgirl TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Story Poll #TG (BONUS ROUND)

That's right, in an effort to give some of this Patreon's less popular fetishes a shot at the limelight, we're giving them exclusive polls! Here's the first!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Less-than-Happy Meals (Inanimate TF)

The first thing Alice saw as she stepped into the restaurant was the advertisement glowing above the counter: TRY OUR NEW WORLDBURGER– NOW WITH TWICE THE WORLD – A PLANET OF PLEASURE IN YOUR MOUTH! – ONLY AVAILABLE AT WORLD EATERS!

“So, what are you planning to have?” asked Diana, as the two of them joined the queue. Around them, men and women alike chomped down on their meals–the place was packed.  “I'm thinking of getting one of the new Worldburgers–I h...

The Secondhand Store (Inanimate TF)

Kazumi gulped as she descended the staircase, shoes slapping against the steps, palm squeaking against the metal of the railing. Her heart thudded in her chest. The smell of mildew wrinkled her nostrils.

Coming to a stop in the cold, stone alcove that terminated the stairs, she squinted as her eyes adjusted to the dark. Ahead, she picked out a small red door, its paint scratched and faded. An ornate brass knocker in the shape of a cat's head hung from its center.

Trembl...

Story Poll #10 Results

Story Poll #10 is now closed. This time, the winner was 'The Secondhand Store (Inanimate TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Note: due to an excess of options and the fact that certain fetishes never seem to win, I'm planning to do a series of fetish-specifi...

Story Poll #10

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Note: since several of you have asked me for different sequels to Titillating Toy Trip (e.g. clothing trip, food trip, more sex toys, etc) and the poll has so many options already, I've decided to condense these entries into a single option. If it wins, we'll have a second vote to determine which of them I write. 

Bottle of Bitch (Inanimate TF)

Tightening her expression, the president of the student council climbed onto the stage, her pristine school-store heels clacking against the wood. Seizing the podium, she took a deep breath and puffed up her chest. Confidence, Mindy. Before her rolled an ocean of her fellow students, all staring at her expectantly.

She blew out. Time to do this. “My fellow students, for too long has the menace of underage drinking plagued our fair school. Where pupils should be lea...

Catgirl Isekai (Catgirl Invasion!, Inanimate TF, Absorption)

Streaking across the asphalt, the lightning bolt slammed its pulsing pink shaft into the side of a passing bus and lit it up like a neon glow stick. For several seconds the vehicle sat there shining, before folding in on itself like a piece of metal origami, changing size and texture and color, until at last…

The lightning faded. The electrical scream died away, and a little box of candy fell to the ground with a soft thump.

Footsteps sounded against the road...

Story Poll #9 Results

Story Poll #9 is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Catgirl Isekai! (Inanimate TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

Story Poll #9

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Magical Girl Hazing (Panties TF)

Sakura’s heart fluttered as she climbed the apartment’s stairs. With each creaking step, the Trinket Friday had given her bounced on her petite chest. Dangling from a slim golden chain around her neck, it took the form of a heart-shaped amethyst the same color as her hair. Even now, she had to clasp it to confirm it was still there.

She’d always wanted to be a magical girl. Always! Even from when she’d been little. She’d been reading stories of their escapades ever ...

Story Poll #8 Results

Story Poll #8 (or, more specifically, its tiebreaker) is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Magical Girl Hazing (Panties TF)', with 56% of the final vote. Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

P.S., Countess Captions is now accepting sketch requests!

Story Poll #8 Tiebreaker

For the first time in the long, long history of this Patreon, a poll doesn't have a clear winner! Bottle of Bitch and Magical Girl Hazing have been neck and neck ever since it opened, so, for the first time ever, we're going to run a tiebreaker! 

Before you vote, a little more info on the contestants...

Bottle of Bitch: The president of the student council wants nothing more than to solve her school's terrible drinking problem. Unfortunately, her fe...

Story Poll #8

Vote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon exclusive story!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Shipgirl Retirement (Inanimate TF, Azur Lane)

In an effort to salvage some of their recent losses, the Sakura Empire's Akashi developed a special recycling ship to turn wrecks into fresh supplies for the fleet! Unfortunately, it has a hard time telling the difference between sunken ships and floating ones, as poor Takao here has just found out! At least the fleet's subs will get some use out of her new form :P

Art Poll #4 Results

The fourth Art Poll is now closed. This time, the winner was 'Shipgirl Retirement (Azur Lane Clothing TF)'. Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!

(If your preferred choice didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!)

P.S., if you're Countess-tier or higher, you should also make sure to link your Patreon account to Discord t...

Art Poll #4

Vote to decide what I should draw for my next set of Patreon-exclusive pics!

(You can pick multiple options!)

Countess Captions!

Hey, everyone! It's been almost three months since I launched Countess Captions, so it's time for another update/shameless advertisement.

If you missed the first couple of announcements, Countess- and Duchess-tier patrons can now access and request exclusive captions on my Discord.  So far I've made 36 (with a handful more drafted), including TG, Inanimate TF, Bimbofication, Absorption, and a bunch of other stuff too. 

Here are some highlights:

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Titillating Toy Trip (Inanimate TF)

As she finished the last file in her digital In-Tray, Seigu’s head hit her desk with a thud.  “Urrgh,” she said, “I nyeed a break, nya.”

Snapping upright, she summoned a hologram of the rest of the day’s schedule. An endless barrage of meetings and appointments met her eyes, demanding her time and presence. Scrolling through them, she groaned again. She only had herself to blame, but… urgh!

Just as she was about to throw her desk out of the window, an...