The fourth poll is now closed!
The winner, by ten votes, was 'Changing Rooms (TG/Inanimate TF)'! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!
If you didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And if you're Countess-tier or above and have any new ideas you'd like to submit, feel free to send them to me!
2021-10-13 12:49:17 +0000 UTC View PostVote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon-exclusive story!
2021-10-11 12:45:03 +0000 UTC View Post“Sex dolls?! ...Special sex dolls?! What do nyou mean, special sex dolls?!” Pointer held to a smooth blue ear, Seigu struggled to keep her voice down. “I make billions of sex dolls every day, nya! What’s wrong with them? ...What do nyou mean they’re not ‘special’?! How am I supposed to make them ‘special’?! ‘Figure it out nyourself’?! Nyaaah!”
Sighing, she pinched the bridge of her nose. “Okay, okay, nyou know what? I’ll ...
2021-10-08 13:36:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou emerge from the tunnel into twilight, your aching palms and knees covered in dirt. A strange forest rises around you: a forest of trees in red and violet and green. Signs cover their trunks like a forgetful man’s post-it notes, pointing ‘This Way’ and ‘That’ and saying so in those words exactly.
Crawling out of the tunnel, you force yourself to your feet. The air smells of strange scents: berries, treacle, tea…
You stumble into the crossroads ahead of yo...
2021-10-06 13:46:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhich series' world should Seigu invade to supply her new sex doll factory?
2021-10-05 14:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe paladin’s sabatons clacked against the stone tiles of the castle as he surged through the hallway, sword ablaze.
Behind him came the clatter of the rest of his party’s feet: the soft steps of Moriko the ranger, the heavy thumps of Kenji the barbarian, and the quiet slaps of Megumi the cleric.
Putting his sword through a demonic guard, Hiro wrenched it free and paused to take stock. Ahead of them loomed a pair of grand metal doors forged in the shape of a scowlin...
2021-10-05 13:10:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe third poll is now closed!
The winner was 'That Time I Got the Power to Transform Anyone into Anything I Wanted (Lewd Isekai)'! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!
The poll was really close this time, with second place ('Sexdoll Factory') coming only two points behind (after doubling the Countess/Duchess votes). Since it came so close to winning, I'm going to see if I can find the time to write it as well. (Duchess-tier patrons can see what I'm working on via the ...
2021-10-02 14:01:58 +0000 UTC View PostVote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon-exclusive story!
2021-09-30 13:53:58 +0000 UTC View PostI want to do some more drawing. If any of you have anything you'd like to see, leave a comment or send me a message.
2021-09-26 16:24:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe Adventurers’ Guild roared with laughter. Tankards banged against tables and stools clacked against the stones, while men quaffed their drinks and clapped each other on the backs and pawed at the skirts of squealing waitresses. On one side of the room, a blonde crusader shivered and blushed at the lecherous attention of a gang of muscular barbarians. On the other, a blue-haired priestess danced about and sprayed water.
And elsewhere...
“Steeeeeal!”
“K-K...
2021-09-26 08:38:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Oh my gawd, Georgia, just look at that guy! He’s so cute--he looks like one of those ‘femboys’ they’re always talking about online.”
“Oh my gosh, Stacy, you’re so right. Hey, let’s totally go and talk to him!” Giggling, the two skipped across the road.
As the two bleached-blonde socialites approached the young man ahead of them, however, they felt a strange sense of unease. “Like, hey, are you okay?” asked Sta...
2021-09-25 07:26:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe second poll is now closed!
The winner was 'Panty Thief (Konosuba Clothing TF)! Congratulations to those of you who voted for it!
I'm starting work on it straight away, so the story should be finished in a few days at most. In the meantime, Duchess-tier patrons will be able to see the unfinished draft via the pinned post above.
(If you didn't win, don't worry! I'll be reusing these ideas for future polls! And of course, if you have new ideas you'd like to submit, feel fre...
2021-09-24 13:13:18 +0000 UTC View PostVote to decide what I should write for my next Patreon-exclusive story!
As a special, Launch-only bonus, all patrons will have the chance to submit options to the first three polls! (To make up for this, Countess & Duchess-tier votes count x2!)
2021-09-23 14:34:07 +0000 UTC View PostMiguel’s cock strained in his pants as he slammed the dusty grimoire onto his desk. Blowing away the thick layer of dust that coated its cover, he marveled at the complex sigils adorning it before biting his lip and making his move. The spellbook’s spine creaked as he opened it.
Vellum rustled as he flipped through the pages, eyes darting to-and-fro as he poured over the spiralling script. The more he turned, the faster his heart pounded. Sweat dripped from his brow to la...
2021-09-23 10:09:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe first poll story is complete, and I'm taking ideas for the second one! If you have an idea you'd like to appear in the next Story Poll, make sure to send it to me! The poll will go live as soon as I have enough options. (And it'll include all the ideas that didn't win the first poll, so don't worry, you don't have to re-send them.)
Remember, as a special, Launch-only bonus, everyone supporting me can submit options to these first three polls! (To make up for this, Countess &...
2021-09-21 10:39:46 +0000 UTC View PostBig, light blue machines, boxy and purring with activity, stood stacked around the factory floor like piles of children’s blocks. In the shadows of these towers of industry stood two catgirls: one was the blue-haired saibaneko who’d invented the contraptions, while the other was a dark-haired fashionista in a stunning black dress who barely knew the difference between semiotic circuitry and an industrially-lensed multi-type pointer array, the utter fool.
“Merchandise?...
2021-09-21 10:33:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe first poll is now closed!
The winner, by an overwhelming majority of 12 votes (accounting for the doubled Countess & Duchess votes, not that it needed them), was 'Bakeneko Merchandise (Clothing & Sextoy TF)'! Congratulations to those who voted for it!
I'm starting work on it straight away, so the story should be finished in a few days at most. In the meantime, Duchess-tier patrons can see the unfinished draft via the pinned post above.
(If you d...
2021-09-20 11:32:07 +0000 UTC View PostVote to decide what I should write for my first Patreon-exclusive story!
As a special, Launch-only bonus, all patrons will have the chance to submit options to the first three polls! (To make up for this, Countess & Duchess-tier votes count x2!)
2021-09-19 07:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
BARONESS TIER+
- What I'm Working On:
Here's a link to my current work-in-progress, exclusive to Baroness-tier and higher patrons.
(Forewarning: works-in-progress are works-in-progress. Expect tyops, poorly placed punctuation", unnecessary repetition, and--God forbid it--unnecessary repetition.)
2021-09-17 13:52:12 +0000 UTC View PostIf you have an idea you'd like to appear in the next Story Poll, make sure to send it to me! The poll will go live as soon as I have enough options.
Remember, as a special, Launch-only bonus, everyone supporting me can submit options to these first three polls! (To make up for this, Countess & Duchess-tier votes count x2!)
Note: ideas must conform to Patreon's rules.
2021-09-16 14:21:11 +0000 UTC View PostBarbie woke to the sound of her husb
2021-09-16 10:19:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe door creaked like an old man’s s
2021-09-16 10:15:18 +0000 UTC View PostThe streets of West City thronged with people. Men and women bustled about in their hundreds and thousands, flitting to and from stores and enjoying the pleasant weather. Others sat outside cafés, sipping coffee and eating buns beneath the clear blue sky above them.
All of a sudden, out of the aforementioned blue, a bolt of pink lightning fell from the sky and struck an unfortunate shopper. Dropping his bags, he screamed in shock, before vanishing in a comical poof of smoke....
2021-09-16 10:12:17 +0000 UTC View PostCreeping over the horizon like a perv’s nose over a fence, the sun rose steadily into the sky, shedding the first rays of dawn on the city below.
“Urgh, no!” said Monoba, raising her hand to shield her eyes from the glare. “Urgh, how did I let this happen?” Shooting through the air like a tiny, jiggly missile, the little vampire found her flight path wavering and wobbling--it was hard to fly straight when your skull was hosting a rock concert. With each sudden cours...
2021-09-16 09:49:15 +0000 UTC View PostMadidi loved the beach.
As she lay on the sand, soaking in the sun and sucking on her cork, she shivered to feel the sharp salt wind tickling her buttcheeks. Behind her, the ocean lapped the shore like a faithful hound, its little crashes providing the rhythm of her comfort.
As she lay there, resting her breasts in the sand and her head on her hands, her body rendered almost invisible by the glare of the sunlight, Madidi spied a couple of humans strolling down the shore...
2021-09-16 09:46:49 +0000 UTC View Post“Let us out!” With a scream of frust
2021-09-15 14:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post