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Story Poll #34 Results

The results of the tiebreaker are in, and the winner is 'Horny Hieroglyphics (Lewd Graffiti TF)'.

Congrats to those of you who voted for it!

Story Poll #34 Tiebreaker

It was a really close race this time! In the interest of fairness, and since I've got a day to burn anyway, I'm going to run a tiebreaker. Vote for the one you like the most!

ROYAL REWARD: Catastrophic Crime Spree, Part 5 (Roboticization, Chainsaw Man) 

Moonlight spilled across the Public Safety Office’s facade as Makima stepped out into the night, wrapping her jacket tightly around her.

As she set off for home, her buttcheeks rising and falling in the tight confines of her pants, the wind came whipping past her, rustling her hair and making her look back with a frown. Strange. She thought she’d caught something. Just out of the corner of the eye. There, heading into the nearby alley.

Squinting, she sniffed, but there was no ...

Story Poll #34

It's votin' time! Vote! Vote! Vote (to decide what I should write for the next Patreon exclusive story)!

Remember, you can pick multiple options!

Suggestion: Awkward Abduction (TG, Cock Expansion, Slime)

He landed with a thunk on the floor of the cell, leapt to his feet, and threw himself at the wall without a moment of introspection.  “H-hey! Hey! Lemme out of here, you freaks! Let me out!” The glass shook as he pounded it. 

Heart thudding in his chest, Kyle stepped back and looked around. One minute he’d been out tipping cows with the rest of the football team, the next he’d found himself floating up into the air like he was being raptured or something. Now, he stood...

ROYAL REWARD: Carmina Clothing, Part 1 (Inanimate TF, Princess Connect!)

Nozomi squealed as she rushed down the street, her eyes shut tight and her hands balled into fists. “Please, stoooop!” 

Behind, her tidal wave of adoring fans rolled on without the slightest pause. She didn’t know if they couldn’t hear her or if her cute little cries were simply encouraging them more. “Stoooooop!” 

Just as she thought she would be trampled, a hand appeared out of a nearby alley and gestured for her to follow it. “This way!” calle...

ROYAL REWARD: Futa and Nomi's Delicious Blueberry Date (Blueberry Inflation, Futanari, Persona)

Sadayo Kawakami stood behind her Mistress and shivered as the door of the parlor opened. Their guest floated in at the head of a long retinue, the little bat wings attached to her waist fluttering delicately as she drifted up the red carpet. 

As their guest approached, Kawakami’s Mistress shuffled in her seat with what she could only hope was excitement, though with her hands hidden from view, Kawakami had no doubt it was actually something much lewder. Finally, Futanari leapt to...

ROYAL REWARD: Jashin-chan's Magic Ring, Part 3 (Inanimate TF, Dropkick on my Devil!)

Jashin-chan turned in her sleep, sniveling and moaning, till the pillows were on the floor and the bedsheets were all tangled around her tail. “P-please don’t turn me into the toilet again, Yurine! Please! I didn’t mean to ruin your vintage clothing! Wait, no! Not the face! Not the face!”

Finally, with a cry of horror, she snapped awake. Shooting upright in bed, she looked around, her heart pounding in terror. Sweat dripped from her brow. “Y-Yurine, wait! Yurine! I didn’t me...

ROYAL REWARD: Mt. Lady's Student Balloons (Inflation, Popping, My Hero Academia)

Mt. Lady had been hired as a teacher, and she hated it.

Now, standing in the middle of this abandoned parking lot on the very edge of the city, looking down at a pair of students who clearly wished they were anywhere else, being taught by anyone else, she found she didn’t know what to do. She brought them out here so she could show off her Quirk without breaking anything (because what a lesson it would be if she knocked down two buildings). But now they were...

HLWN CSTM (Absorption, Inanimate TF, Expansion, RWBY)

Laughter rang outside the bathroom as Ruby studied herself in the mirror. Sighing, she raised her hands and traced the curves of the all-too-large vampire costume failing to grip her slender figure. Even the corset was too loose. Even the corset.

As she crumpled in despair, someone knocked at the door. “Ruby, are you okay in there?” came her sister’s voice. “You’ve been in there for a while.” 

“It’s fine,” said Ruby, wiping a little tear out of her ...

ROYAL REWARD: Spidersilk Panties, Part 3 (Inanimate TF, So I’m a Spider…?)

Shiraori could only lie there, trembling in terror, as the giant noblewoman leaned over her, her curvaceous body blown to absurd proportions by the difference in size between them. 

“Strange,” said the blonde, leaning down and picking up Shiraori by the straps. “What kind of inn leaves free lingerie for its guests? Is that normal? Have I just been ignorant of it all this time?” 

Shiraori squirmed, or tried to, at any rate. She wanted to thrash, to fight, to use a...

ROYAL REWARD: Hinata’s Furry New Friend (FTM TG, Furry TF, Inanimate TF, Naruto)

Heart pounding, Hinata stumbled backward, bumping into the bed. 

“Stay behind me!” cried Naruto, raising a hand to shield her face. As she shied back, his fingers danced through a series of swift hand signs, moving so fast she could barely make them out, even with the Byakugan. 

And then, just like that, he froze. 

“That’s enough of that,” said the figure in the doorway, striding into the bedroom with a look of sick amusement. Raising a finger...

The Calamity of Cosa Casino, or The House Always Wins (Inanimate TF, Expansion, Bunnygirlification, An Inconvenient Truth)

(If confused, consider reading

ROYAL REWARD: Ina's Collection: Holo-X (Latex, Bondage, Inanimate TF, Hololive)

La+’s chains rattled as she crept through the tight, stonework corridor. Thanks to her horns, she had to go sideways, shimmying slowly through the gap. And her glacial progress was starting to annoy her teammates. 

“Come on!” cried Kazama Iroha. “Can’t you go any quicker?” 

“Yeah,” said Takane Lui, folding her arms with a huff. “At this rate, Ina’s going to catch us before we even get in there.” 

“I’m going as quickly as I can!” sai...

ROYAL REWARD: White Rose's Bloody Bubble Bath (Omnipotence, Giantess, RWBY)

The bottle opened with a pop, spilling a sparkling, bubbling froth into the tub. 

As Weiss poured, Ruby watched with a curious expression. Naked save for the towel wrapped tightly around her waist, the thought of slipping into a nice hot bath made her shiver in delight. Especially when her not-quite-girlfriend was going to be in it with her. 

“Now,” said Weiss, upturning the bottle. “Let’s see if this stuff is as magical as the advertisement suggested.” ...

ROYAL REWARD: Rise’s Revenge (Blueberry Inflation, Persona)

Bound to the bed by her ankles and wrists, wearing more than lingerie, Ann Takamaki squirmed, fighting furiously to pull free. Only the gag over her mouth kept her from screaming in fury. 

As she thrashed with renewed vigor, the door creaked open, allowing a fine thread of light to creep into the room. A moment later, a feminine figure filled her view. “Hello, Ann,” said the silhouette’s owner, audibly smiling. “Are you having a good time? What’s the matter?” She...

Poll Results #33

The results are in, and the winner is 'The House Always Wins (Various Casino TFs)' at 31 votes! Congrats to those of you who voted for it!

Story Poll #33

It's polling time again! Vote to decide what I should write for the next Patreon exclusive story!

Remember, you can pick multiple options!

SUGGESTION: TRCK or TRWT (Expansion, Cowgirlification, Bimbofication, Corruption, Vore, TG, RWBY)

The night wind whistled through the trees of the peaceful Vale suburb, shaking the branches, rustling the leaves, and making Team RWBY shiver in their Halloween costumes. 

“I can’t believe we’re doing this,” said Weiss, hugging herself and shuddering. She hadn’t wanted to dress up at all, but after much deliberation (and immense pressure from the rest of her team), she’d picked a light blue cheerleader’s uniform with BEACON stitched in big letters on the chest....

ROYAL REWARD: Catastrophic Crime Spree, Part 4 (Inanimate TF, Ayakashi Triangle)

Matsuri tugged her skirt down as she hurried through the street, wincing each time the night wind flipped it up again. Forcing it flat, she groaned in annoyance. She couldn’t wait to get home and change out of her uniform–school was bad enough when you didn’t have to stay late to take care of an ayakashi lurking in the basement. 

As she reached the end of the street, the wind roared, blowing leaves from the trees as it blasted her with its breath. Worse...

ROYAL REWARD: Mother-Daughter Bonding, Part 2 (Absorption, Inanimate TF, RWBY)

Two sounds dominated the living room of the Belladonna Household.

The first was the sound of the four women therein snoring. Lying sprawled on their backs over the couch, the coffee table, the floor, they were about as deep into slumber as it was possible for four middle-aged women to be. 

The second was the muffled sound of screaming emanating from the generously-endowed derrières of the aforementioned women, derrières so grand, so Callipygian, so egregiously humongous the...

ROYAL REWARD: Jashin-chan's Magic Ring, Part 2 (Body Control, Inanimate TF, Dropkick on my Devil!)

The sound of the front door slamming sent shivers from Jashin-chan’s head all the way down to the very tip of her tail. “Y-Yurine! You’re back early!” 

In the doorway, Yurine cocked her head with a scowl. “That’s Mistress Yurine to you, slave.” 

Jashin-chan froze in horror. Ah! How had she forgotten already? “S-sorry, Mistress Yurine!” She tried to bow, though she wasn’t very good at it. “It–it won’t happen again.” 

...

Campus Catastrophe (Inanimate TF)

Candace hummed as she marched through the campus, her heels clacking, her hips swinging, her breasts flying from left to right like the pair of pendulous sacks they were. Her dress left little to the imagination, but the invisibility charm she’d cast concealed everything. Not one of the students around her, scrolling on their phones as they made their way to class, had any idea that a witch was in their presence. 

Licking her lips, she slipped a hand into her satchel and p...

ROYAL REWARD: Spidersilk Panties, Part 2 (Inanimate TF, So I’m a Spider…?)

The wind spun in a frenzied circle around the inn, ripping tiles from the roof and slamming shutters against their frames.

“On second thought, I hate nyou,” said Panchira, holding up her newly-made lingerie in disgust. “What was I ever thinking? Nyou’re awful!” 

On the bed lay two bras and two pairs of panties, each completely unique in its design, and each furiously squirming as the soul trapped inside demanded release from its fabric prison. 

Panchira r...

ROYAL REWARD: Asuka's Third Impact (Inflation, Popping, Evangelion)

The Angel hovered in the air maybe half a kilometer from her position, its leviathan body coiling across the horizon. It looked a lot like a giant penis, but Asuka was trying not to notice that. 

As she rushed her EVA towards it, kicking aside cars, smashing through trains, and leaping over buildings, the Angel turned in the air to face a nearby block of flats. Its length pulsed, veiny–its tip flashed a brilliant white. Searing light filled the sky, forcing Asuka to shield...

ROYAL REWARD: The Perfect Throne (Inanimate TF, Fate)

Rin struck the ground with a gasp of pain and lay there, groaning, as the magus stepped forward. “Had enough yet?” he asked, a sickly grin on his face. 

Heart pounding, Rin fought for breath. This was impossible. No matter what she tried, she just couldn’t defeat him.

But that didn’t mean she was going to surrender! Snatching another gem from her pouch, she raised it high, ready to throw it, and–

“Oh, come now,” said the magus, raising his hand. “...

ROYAL REWARD: Into the Yangoverse (Inanimate TF, RWBY)

Yang dropped from the pipe with a scream and a wail, and landed on the glutinous mass of the cushion with a splat. Naked and sweating, her heart pounding with panic, she struggled to stand and found herself trapped, pinned to its sticky surface. “What the fuck is going on–?” 

She looked around, hoping to find someone to direct her anger at, and found herself staring at, well, herself. Two other hers, identical down to the birthmarks above their sex, sat on identical cushions ...

ROYAL REWARD: Bumblebee's Galactic Drinks (Omnipotence, Giantess, Vore, RWBY)

The dance floor thronged with shifting bodies as Blake and Yang stepped into the nightclub, the music pounding their ears like a succession of hammers.

“Urgh,” said Blake, pulling her bow a little tighter. “Does it have to be so loud?” 

Yang laughed. “Aw, come on, Blake. What’s the point of a nightclub if it doesn’t have a little music?” 

“This isn’t a little music,” said Blake. “That’s like calling an avalanche a little sn...

Konosuba: The Cursed Quest (Inanimate TF, Konosuba)

The Adventurers’ Guild thronged with peo

ROYAL REWARD: Mikan's Medicinal Mishap (Inflation, Popping, The Devil’s Lettuce, Danganronpa)

Mikan backed away, her hands raised defensively, as Akane bounded towards her. “I can’t!” she cried. “It’s against school rules!” 

“Aw, don’t be like that,” said Akane. “It’s not like we’re asking you to do anything you don’t normally do.” 

“Yeah!” cried Ibuki, approaching with a grin. “All we want you to do is let us into the medical cabinet! You go in there all the time, don’t you?” 

“O-only when necessary,” said Mik...