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Pookas at Large! [script]

Have you guys ever play this indie game before? I think it's called "Digging Doug" (forgot the exact name)

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Diet Breach [alternate ver.]

See, this was originally going to be the main version and have something along the lines of Gregory getting spooked by Vanessa going off, like the in-game jumpscares. But it didn't really translate well into script format... oh well. At least this one has some funny robot banter.

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Diet Breach [stems]

I had to export these in .flac format because VEGAS would flat-out just not render if I tried mp3. 

"but name, isn't flac like... higher-quality or something?"

Many of my SFX samples and the VA recordings are in lossy formats, so you're not going to notice much difference. 

Hey, totally unrelated note, but I think I'm gonna change my audio-editing software soon. πŸ€”

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Diet Breach

[weight gain], Drive, DeviantArt, Twitter 

lol I should not have scheduled this for New Year's Eve. My head hurts. I'm going to po...

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Waifu Warz! Suggestion Box [December 2022, Millie]

For those wondering: whenever a character wins, their series aren't allowed back on the polls for 3 months. After that, it's fair game. This is why you sometimes see Hex Maniac or Frankie pop back up!

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Diet Breach [early ver.]

BTW, the suggestion box will be posted on the 26th. Christmas is tomorrow! I am so happy about this information.

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Diet Breach [voicelines]

Cepstral is the name of a text-to-speech service. You know that one GLaDOS audio I did a couple of years ago? Kinda like that.

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Diet Breach [script]

Had to really fight the urge to name this one "Wide Woman Jumpscare".

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Waifu Warz! December 2022

The poll is blue now. That can't be good...

("actually it's teal, which is a different color from blue πŸ€“")

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Aoi the Heavyweight [stems]

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Aoi the Heavyweight [alt ver.]

Wherein Aoi "counterattacks" (so to speak) Junko during the final scene.

...

As in she lets it rip. Really loudly.

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Aoi the Heavyweight

[weight gain], Drive, deviantArt, Twitter.

The "big girl with a fat husky voice" thing is a trope I've wanted to do again for a good whi...

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Aoi the Heavyweight [early ver.]

preemptive forewarning that the alt version is gonna be STINKY πŸ‘πŸ’¨

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Aoi the Heavyweight [voicelines]

Junko's gimmick of switching personalities every other line is tricky, but I think it worked out pretty well here.

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Aoi the Heavyweight [script]

disclaimer: aoi was not the first "Sporty Brown Tomboy GF" in video games, but she sure is the first one that comes to mind :V

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A Snack of Cosmic Proportions [alt ver.]

I was originally going to do the last-minute switcheroo again and have this be the public version, but it might've been a bit difficult to interpret the "pops in and flies out the other end" going on here.

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A Snack of Cosmic Proportions [stems]

One of the audio files I used for the ambiance is literally called something like "space sounds.mp3".

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A Snack of Cosmic Proportions

[stuffing, inflation, temp-popping], Drive, deviantArt, Twitter.

People tend to forget that Star Bits are just that- little ...

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A Snack of Cosmic Proportions [early ver.]

I don't feel like the ending is "explodey" enough. Not great when there's supposed to be a non-popping version to accompany it! Needs more impact.

Additional note-to-self to remove that last 30-odd seconds of blank space, lol.

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A Snack of Cosmic Proportions [voice lines]

Say the line nametaken!

"this script only has one VA, so I can upload it directly to Patreon instead of a Drive folder"

YAAAAY

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A Snack of Cosmic Proportions [script]

This is another case of "classic expansion scenario, but my spin on it". Extra scenario setup really helps, I feel.

Also: other star-bit-feeding stuff tends to leave out the fact that they canonically taste like honey. Odd.

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Waifu Warz! Suggestion Box [November 2022, Zelda]

Nametaken from 12 hours in the past here, I scheduled this post since I won't be around for most of today (Thanksgiving πŸ¦ƒπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ)

...and also because Zelda has an enormous pretty-much-insurmountable lead as of writing. :V

Have fun! Give me some good scenarios to work with.

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Waifu Warz! November 2022

We're reaching waifu levels that shouldn't even be possible.

(BTW, Trina was suggested by a patron. This isn't me sticking my foot in the polls or anything, lol. Whoever wins is obviously up to you guys!)

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Frankie's Fill [popping alt]

I imagine dough to sound kinda thick and "sploch"-y when splattering, if that makes sense.

And it's a cartoon, so you know it's gonna be brushed off for comedic effect.

BTW, I actually intended for this one to be the original, but it would've been popping audio number five in a row. I may be biased, but I'm not that biased!

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Frankie's Fill [stems]

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Frankie's Fill

[stuffing, weight gain], Drive, deviantArt, Twitter.

WG bros eatin good 2nite

...so is Frankie, I guess. πŸ₯

BTW it's borderline impossib...

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Preview Reel (Nov 2022)

Hi again :^)

I decided to just credit the artists directly in the video. It's easier on my end, and I'm sure someone shares these things around.

  • Frankie's Fill -- TOMORROW.
  • A Snack of Cosmic Proportions -- December 3rd
  • Aoi the Heavyweight -- December 17th
  • Diet Breach -- December 31st
  • Pookas At Large! -- January 14th

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Frankie's Fill [early ver.]

goofy ahh midi music

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Frankie's Fill [voice lines]

The "cookie-thing" is going to have a bunch of voice filters.

Of note, this was written around the same time as Midna's audio was. I was evidently on a little bit of a voice-filter kick...

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Frankie's Fill [script]

I tried putting my own spin on the "Frankie eats a lot of cookies and gets fat" scenario by adding a dedicated imaginary friend to go with it. Like the main gimmick of the show. 

The MS Paint reference adds a lot, in my personal opinion. πŸ€”

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