secondhand WIP
thats a lot of camel cash
2022-09-03 00:34:26 +0000 UTC View Post
dramamine posts
"step into my office"
"close the door, take a seat! i'm just finishing up."
big cyberpunk bounty hunter who makes your headset play the jaws theme when he’s closin in on you…. 👀👀👀👀👀
2022-09-01 01:19:18 +0000 UTC View Postt.i.p.s. (to insure prompt service)
*steve buscemi voice* i don't tip
f67-301 routine compliance checkup
*snorts* "lookin' good on this end!"
2022-08-01 19:02:46 +0000 UTC View Postrendezvous p1
the anticipation is killing me!
[tw: raunchy language, check out the alt for the gentler version!]
2022-07-27 14:38:59 +0000 UTC View Posttack shop boys
"we saw you from across the parking lot and we really dig your vibe"
2022-07-25 20:29:29 +0000 UTC View Postdadplay classic™️
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" -ancient proverb
idea i'm playing around with, mastiff son and dad are roommates for the summer, a scenario complicated by mastiff senior's bad habit of fucking anything that moves...
"hey chief! if you're heading to the laundry room, mind doing mine too? thanks! my gym bag's right by the sofa <3"
more to come soon!
2022-07-11 18:25:39 +0000 UTC View Post
mitch
he's big, he's annoying, he's your d-bag work crush, start picking out rings
2022-07-08 17:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
reacquainted
the soundtrack to this one is "ancient aliens playing on a tv set that nobody is watching punctuated by loud snoring"
2022-07-08 17:19:57 +0000 UTC View Post
at the state fair
blissed out on bud light lime
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB8FE--WwAUSXAj.jpg:large
2022-07-08 16:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post
willickers alt
like these cleaned up versions a little better i think; who doesnt like a little cracked-cement-floor basement ambiance?
2022-06-29 02:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post
