dramamine

in the AM

just a candid moment between two fellas. been in a real "pigs with mullets" zone lately!

escape pod

"...a dark, steam-filled podbay in the depths of some class F cargo vessel? how -romantic-..."

big murph

"Murphy's Law, Thursday night's at 8 on TBS--Very Funny!"

junker

"oh, just wait til you find out where -this- little doohickey is goin, hurr hurr...."

gnoll junker WIP

something about me? i love a good carabiner...

snakebit

with a taste of your lips, i'm on a ride
you're toxic, i'm slippin under

schoedsack-1701 b

Schoedsack-1701 b is an exoplanet orbiting within the conservative habitable zone of the red dwarf Schoedsack-1701. Discovered in 2046, Schoedsack-1701 b is about 5.6 times the mass of Earth and about 70% larger in radius, putting it within the 2025-10-30 16:26:04 +0000 UTC View Post

wand of cersei iii

"i know initially i was pretty against it, but... after a few weeks, i just keep thinking: maybe bein' a pig ain't all bad!"

seal, delivered

advanced tactical factoid corner: "pinniped" means "fin foot" in Latin!

worth two in the bush

"Oh, don't worry about Tito," Dale said, the blunt end of his tail inching itself around the bird's waist, as if it was its own creature with its own mind and intentions, a great pink hairy anaconda laying heavily in all their laps. The rat patted the parrot's leatherbound head proudly to demonstrate the depth of the young bird's slumber. "Once his hood's on, he goes out like a light!"

solo dolo

dave van skonk relaxing with his thoughts

dave solo WIP

just a guy giving himself a hand

macro test

"it fits!! you owe me 200 bucks, my friend!"

a bird in the hand WIP

"well, since your buddy fell asleep on us..."

macro test WIP

"it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it... and that someone is you!"

wand of cersei II

the very breath in your lungs...

dale and bird

I know the last post and story positions Dale with a muscle-boy who kind of serves as his feeder, i also like this dynamic where he makes acquaintances with this cute pacific parrotlet guy and can't shake the thought of what he'd taste like (and the bird kinda wants to help him find out)... maybe all three of them can work together to get Dale a costco membership!!

anybody got any name suggestions for his feathered friend?

maximum occupancy

After eating Ethan, the colossal rat grunted and reached over for a bag of chips, popping it open and munching contentedly. You had missed the main event, but this small moment made your stomach drop, that familar prey-drop feeling that betrayed you again and again. You couldn't help but feel a terrified awe at the ancient hunger within the shaggy grey rodent--after eating a whole person, he still had the munchies?

You had been washing di...