happy meal
the moral of this story? sometimes things just work out! <3
2025-08-11 20:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
dramamine posts
The Wand of Cersei
At that, they shouted, and called to her, and Circe came to open the shining doors, and invite them to enter: and so they innocently followed her inside. Eurylochus alone, suspecting it was a trap, stayed behind. She ushered the rest in, and seated them on stools and chairs, and mixed them a brew of yellow honey and Pramnian wine, with cheese an...
2025-08-08 19:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
star rider
In the middle of the goings-on, Grady realized he could see his breath, panted out in big steam clouds. He felt something catch in the back of his mind like someone was hotwiring a car back there, and then it was all in front of him. Leng.
It reminded him of one of those paintings you'd see in an Italian restaurant, where one wall is painted to look like a rolling orchard in Tuscany. But here, the wooden slats of the barn interior became a ...
royal treatment
"Wow," said Roba, fastening the rope to the brass ring on the wall. He looked at the tiger, impressed. "Your father's the king, where you're from?"
"Technically, he's Qhagan," said Apa. "The Khan of Khans." He had never been to a brothel before and felt full of nervous, chatty energy. "A Qhagan's authority countermands local judgments, even where there are other rulers."
"Well, tonight," grunted the elephant, hefting him into place. "I'm the Khan of ...
more heat, less light
"Proboscidean culture developed from the conditions of its homeworld: an hot gaseous exoplanet famous for being less reflective than a piece of coal (and infamous for hiding an unknown number of prisons, gas mines, weapons facilities, and other industries that benefit from its essentially opaque atmosphere. The Proboscidii call their homeworld Yauhaahsh, a phrase meaning both "our gift" and "more heat, less light."
-Kepler-1b, SpacerWiki
pleasure-pits of kepler-1b (WIP)
TrES-2b (also known as Kepler-1b or GSC 03549-02811b) is an extrasolar planet orbiting the star GSC 03549-02811 located 750 2025-06-22 01:47:53 +0000 UTC View Post
pri-mates
"they're room-mate, pri-mates," he almost whispered, gesturing with his hands before bringing them together, fingers interlaced. "Pri-Mates."
2025-06-13 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
C.R.U.
theodore "teddy bear" koski
cordyceps response unit (retired)
soul gem
"Dragons are particularly susceptible to crystal matrices (perhaps because dragons are drawn to treasure?) and can produce an immense amount of arcane energy. It is said that the most powerful sorceres and magi have whole cabinets of them..."
2025-05-24 05:05:02 +0000 UTC View Postacting reel, 2008
"Oh my GOD look at baby Grant!!! when was this, like 2007??"
"i can't believe it man, that's crazy you worked for the -actual- Big Sausage Pizza.."
"You really grew into your dick, man." "Yeah, for sure."
"Wait, hold up... pause the video right there. Is...
...is that a tattoo of the SoBe logo?"
2025-05-24 02:34:58 +0000 UTC View Postthe captured beest
"Þis hende bront has caughte a lovely brunychaunce!"*
(*Online Middle-English Translator Translation:
"this heinous brute has captured a lovely unicorn!!")
feel the rush
rushik's go-to favorite position has always been "hydraulic press"
2025-05-10 12:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post
life of leisure
some guys adapt to life in the fantasy m-preg harem faster than others
2025-04-30 01:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post
mark of the beast
a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...
2025-04-29 23:23:05 +0000 UTC View Postposter for LOVEBITE
one way ticket to midniight!! call it--HEAVY METAL!
poster for @lovebiteparty.bsky.social's nightclub party!
2025-04-29 20:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post