blessed WIP
"it's such an honor..."
2024-07-25 07:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post
the local sherriff's latest and greatest invention to deter cattle-rustlers...
2024-07-23 20:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post
alternate titles:
Dadwood (like "Deadwood")
Dadwould
those are all for now
2024-07-23 20:47:09 +0000 UTC View Post
"we can't take -too- long..."
"look man, i'm a safety inspector. you cannot rush safety on a worksite. now, help me with your belt buckle..."
2024-07-17 17:27:29 +0000 UTC View Post
"meet me in the storage closet in 10 mins...."
2024-07-17 17:20:19 +0000 UTC View Post
"eek a choo WAH kah!"*
*"Man, this vape tastes great!"
2024-06-22 01:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"two minutes early," he thought, watching the car pull into the gravel driveway below. "good boy."
2024-06-20 05:03:09 +0000 UTC View Post
"To become a full member of the Hellhounds, a "prospect" must be unanimously confirmed by the rest of the full club members. Before votes are cast, a "prospect" usually travels to every charter in the sponsoring charter's geographic jurisdiction (state, province, or territory) and introduces himself to every "full-patch" member. This allows each voting member to become familiar with the "prospect" and ask any questions of concern before voting. Some form of formal ...
2024-06-11 03:09:12 +0000 UTC View Post
love a good chuck jones desert background... beep, beep!
2024-05-28 22:29:25 +0000 UTC View Post
"we'll find something to do with you, don't worry..."
2024-05-19 03:40:19 +0000 UTC View Post
"fuuuck yeah, you gonna do my laundry, too?"
"i--ah! I already do your l-laundry!"
"...huh, i guess you kinda do!
2024-05-13 02:07:29 +0000 UTC View Post
"these guys requested a medevac back to our room for some coconut water, haha," the gator said, winking. "you ever have coconut water before?
2024-05-13 00:19:24 +0000 UTC View Post
"there we go, i autographed you and everything."
2024-04-25 03:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post