goop kiss
"c'mon man, its soo goood..."
dramamine posts
under the dock
"Certain port cities in the Ömnö Islands have reputations as dens of ubiquity, with rumors of ancient, taboo sexual practices and bizarre beliefs persisting into modern day..."
-Yog the Lesser, Histories
"Oh, he's under the dock."
--Ömnöan saying, meaning "he will not come back.”
2023-07-08 11:51:01 +0000 UTC View Postpet names
nothin like the feeling of a brand new trigger word!
2023-07-06 12:02:01 +0000 UTC View Postjuly 5th
3:30 am, the barbecue had been over for about half an hour, and you headed into the backyard to clean up some spare solo cups when you hear someone call out.
"come on in!" the big oaf in the deflating kiddie pool says, clearly loaded. you didn't recognize him (how'd he even get invited??), and don't remember buying any sparklers for the cookout. the big dog's cock bobbed heavily in the water, hefted out of some ratty hi-vis swim trunks. You realize you still haven't s...
2023-07-05 07:34:58 +0000 UTC View Post
late to the ren faire
*sound effect of tires burning rubber*
2023-07-03 22:42:51 +0000 UTC View Postcampground showers
Showers are terrible!
Review of Northumberland State Park
☆☆☆☆✬ Reviewed 22 June 2023 via mobile
I can only comment on the showers (as we are staying at a different campground but allowed access here)...The showers are awful! The water pressure was horrible, the drains were clogged, and the coin-op system (what is this, 1972??) was constantly on the fritz. The sign says 75 cents for three minutes, but const...
2023-06-27 20:36:52 +0000 UTC View Postdadzonk: special delivery
Micah had just finished doing laundry when his phone buzzed. Could it be? Already? He had only just put in the order yesterday...
The stoat checked his phone and saw a text from an unknown number saying "your order has been delivered. enjoy!" accompanied by a picture of a hulking figure right by his back staircase, catchers-mitt hands behind his back, uncuffed and bare ass. He scrambled to get down the stairs in his boxers, wanting to bring in the big lug before his n...
2023-06-20 03:19:08 +0000 UTC View Postmorning after, 200 million BC
"Ugg ah ah!"*
*"I made breakfast!"
2023-06-18 04:29:29 +0000 UTC View Post
kill wolfhead
from The Incal by Moebius and Jodorowsky!
impossible not to accidentally call him "finn wolfhard"
2023-06-04 23:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post
early bird
getting home at some ungodly hour, hopefully unnoticed, just in time to crawl into bed and sleep off all those light beers, when you hear the fridge close behind you, and three long, powerful, pulling gulps--followed by the sound of a carton collapsing into itself.
"ahh... burning the candle at both ends, eh, buddy?"
2023-05-14 01:28:04 +0000 UTC View Postspace cowboys full
just a couple of long-haulers sucking fucking and trucking their way through the local system, always two steps ahead of johnny law...
2023-05-09 15:49:32 +0000 UTC View Postspace cowboys 2
cargo defense/escort/first place winner of the kuiper belt classic four years in a row
2023-05-09 15:42:33 +0000 UTC View Post
tough boy
been big into hippie/metalhead couples lately... talk about a meat tenderizer!
2023-03-31 20:07:31 +0000 UTC View Posttough boy WIP
sometimes it takes a good friend to help you open up!
2023-03-31 20:04:31 +0000 UTC View Postherd immunity
cw: zombies
was watching the last of us HBO show and kept coming back to a very creepy scene where a zombie infects someone by making out with them, aaaand here we are!
He gasped and sputtered for breath as the hulking bear pulled back from their kiss, coughing--the infected mechanic was so wide, all he could see was the stained denim of his overalls. The infected licked its lips wetly, tongue as thick as a porterhouse steak, and shoved one paw into a pocket. The sc...
2023-03-20 16:59:10 +0000 UTC View Postsound check
"Ohhhhffuuuck," todd yowled, practically nailed to the ratty mattress. ronnie was pleased--the big sound tech had been looking forward to this. he grunted, thinking, before effortlessly folding the younger dog in on himself, lean legs pressed to his torso. ronnie licked his lips--got you, little hippie, he thought.
todd's legs were vibrating. "fuck fuck fuck..."
"mm," the gorilla rumbled, "that's the idea."
he heard the feedback whine of some s...
2023-03-20 16:44:34 +0000 UTC View Postsound check WIP
"Ohhhhffuuuck," todd yowled, practically nailed to the ratty mattress. ronnie was pleased--the big sound tech had been looking forward to this. he grunted, thinking, before effortlessly folding the younger dog in on himself, lean legs pressed to his torso. ronnie licked his lips--got you, little hippie, he thought.
todd's legs were vibrating. "fuck fuck fuck..."
"mm," the gorilla rumbled, "that's the idea."
he heard the feedback whine of some speakers from the next roo...
2023-03-14 17:45:58 +0000 UTC View Posttroubling thought
a travesty (starring young travis)
p.s. the shirt is real
2023-03-14 00:20:35 +0000 UTC View Post