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Virgins

So I've gotten my Virgin Variants in.

6 are spoken for.

The other 94 I'm not giving back to AP

So 94 of you lucky fucks are gonna fight to the death to get one!


Just kidding.

Here's the deal, gonna be open to everyone and I'll choose 1 random person, per tier per week and randomly ship these out as soon as I get more boards.

If you REALLY want one...

1) What are the 5 paragraphs of an Op Order

2) NCO Creed (Army)

3) CPLs Creed (USMC)

4) Maximum effective range of a M16A2

5) Maximum effective range of a M4a4 (area)
6) Maximum effective range of a M4a4 (Target)
7) Army Values

8) Marine Corps Values

9) Regina wearing a Philadelphia Eagles Jersey

10) Your left Testicle (ovary)
11) Your right testicle (ovary)

12) Show that you're a Patron of Sasha (https://www.patreon.com/autumnsacura/posts)

13) show that you've backed (https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/sporkman-goes-to-japan-tpb/x/18864118#/backers) 

Comments

Sent my email a few days ago of my drawing of Regina in an Eagles Jersey. Hopefully there are more virgins 🤞🏼

BeatItNerd76

Tony Soderquist, thank you for your pledge of $1 per month to Autumn Sacura!

Tony Soderquist

can i ditto your ditto?

Vulpine Machine

ditto to what Anthony Englehardt said!

Joe sebourn

So, is just saying "Ditto" GHOST style enough to count? Lol

Matt DeVoe

I snuck into my neighbour's place and cut off his nuts.

Scott Rohan

Answers sent... Hopefully I hope that these help my chances of being one of the lucky few granted one of the few Virgin Variants. I managed 11 out of 13. I know it was mostly a joke post but I figured why not give it a shot? I knew a lot of this stuff being a US Army Vet, but it was kind of fun to learn the things I didn't know, like the USMC Creed, and I got turned on to and am now a supporter of the awesome art of Autumn Sacura.

Battle Chaplain A. Englehardt

#12 - The Doktor, thank you for your pledge of $1 per month to Autumn Sacura! TWEET YOUR SUPPORT

The Doktor

Stoked to have a chance at this!

Chris Reimus

Hope I’m one of the lucky ones! <a href="https://twitter.com/rjmarron082576/status/1060591711192260608?s=21" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/rjmarron082576/status/1060591711192260608?s=21</a>

Ryan Marron

I’ll keep my fingers crossed, Would be awesome to receive one. I’m about to drive 250 miles to pick up issue #2 saved for me in S.A

Tony time

<a href="https://igg.me/at/sporkmanjapan/emal/19291119" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://igg.me/at/sporkmanjapan/emal/19291119</a> Backed it how do I prove it

Brook Humphrey

I'm from Philly & an Eagles fan. So #9 is a no brainer. Can you add LLI Super Bowl Champs to it? not sure it will happen again LOL <a href="https://twitter.com/NotoriousComix/status/1060536724328235008" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/NotoriousComix/status/1060536724328235008</a>

Emiliano Begs

Strive to be patient, understanding, just and firm... Oorah!

Brian Looper

I wont give a left nut or a right nut,but I would buss a nut. I would love to get one especially after my comic shop nightmares dealing with issue 2.

Adan Rivera

#13 (Second attempt): Matt, thanks for backing Sporkman Goes to Japan TPB. Your contribution ID is #104

Matt Arnold

#12: Matt Arnold, thank you for your pledge of $1 per month to Autumn Sacura! and #13 (First attempt): Matt, thanks for backing Sporkman Digital Comics. Your contribution ID is #103

Matt Arnold

1: (1. do stuff 2. don't fuck it up 3. get someone to supervise you dumb shit 4. you fucked it up 5. do it again). 2: I wish I was a Marine. 3: I'm glad I'm a Marine. 4: Farther than a soldier can shoot. 5: Marines just kill things regardless of range. 6: See "5". 7: They don't have any. 8: Honor, Courage, Commitment. 9: Um, yes? 10: Come grab it, by all means. 11: See "10". 12: Too poor, but I support them in spirit. 13: See "12". Did I do it right? I'm pretty sure I did.

Vulpine Machine

#12: Robert Tamburo, thank you for your pledge of $1 per month to Autumn Sacura! and #13: Robert, thanks for backing Sporkman Goes to Japan TPB. Your contribution ID is #101

Robert Tamburo

Hope I get lucky enough to be one of the chosen....

Johnny LJ Galindo

I’m in on #9...drawing coming right up! Lol

BeatItNerd76

Come on, man

Ray Sabatin

You sure we can’t fight to the death? Got my rock and sock all ready.

Drew Ratana

#13 for me...Indiegogo contribution #93.. <a href="https://twitter.com/kushdream79/status/1060389536654651392?s=19" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/kushdream79/status/1060389536654651392?s=19</a>

Brian Springman

Pm'd

Medicman2020

Guess I’ll wait for eBay Bahahaha just kidding man

John (JP) Price

Pshaw. XD

Meeki

It would probably be easier to get someone else's testicles. You didn't provide a mailing address.

H.B.

on its way!

RAGS

I'm starting to question your resolve...

RAGS

Well.....I guess I will just have to hope to be a random guy because I am very attached to mutt and jeff.

Steve Garza

I would do 9, but I am more of a photographer. Models are expensive, and I am not going to kidnap someone, and put them in both a wig and Eagles jersey again.

H.B.

Let's be reasonable. I'm ugly af that would never work

RAGS

got you fam! DM me your mailing addy

RAGS

🤣 damn man no chance for me then!!!

Osheen

I don't know that shit! I'm too busy being useless and a burden to everyone around me!

Majin Dozer

I'm sure we could google 1-8, for number 9...I'm terrible at drawing...10 and 11 are mine and I'm pretty attached to them. For 12 and 13 you were my first time <3

Michael Barnard

How many of them do we need?

The Doktor

how about some fatty liver?

danny lustgarten

I miss the days when sexual favors got me ahead, I mean, what?

Meeki

<a href="https://twitter.com/ComicStats/status/1057487471682969600?s=19" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/ComicStats/status/1057487471682969600?s=19</a> How's that?

Comic Stats

Ooo, I want-- wait.... wut?! xD

Neo Valentine

You want all of that or one or what? I saw off a nut. Fuck it. Not both though.

OptimusSpider

Pmd

Brook Humphrey

Also confused.

FR

Haha... I’ve got a bunch of right testicles, so I’m going to send a couple in for trade ;)

chris mclean

PMd lol

Kyle B

I'm confused

Imperial Rebel

😱

Miss Penelope


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