Early update for September 3, 2025
Added 2025-09-02 03:55:02 +0000 UTCand lo the main site poll results doth become canonized
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Joyce and Joe weren't dating yet.
Astariel
2025-09-02 22:39:35 +0000 UTCI guess Dorothy's defensive "The most we've done..." does put some guard rails on the speculation about what they actually got up to last night under the covers. Not sure how I feel about that...
ArdieBea
2025-09-02 19:34:33 +0000 UTCLook I’m just going to be honest here and say that I think the laundry thing absolutely counts as sex. Kinky as fuck sex. Let’s just spell out what actually happened here: Dorothy found out Joyce and Joe were dating. Dorothy immediately got jealous. Dorothy decided it was her job to teach Joyce the art of self pleasure because she couldn’t stand the idea of Joyce getting off with Joe. That’s her orgasm! Not Joe’s! She then goes to Joyce and is like “You poor pure horny little baby let ME take care of that orgasm for you, not that undeserving Joe! He’s not good enough for you! Let me set up the exact perfect scenario for you to get off in a perfectly controlled situation of my time and my choosing. Let me get you right up to the edge and then leave the room. I know what happens next and you know what happens next. And I made that happen.” Honestly just imagine that Dorothy had bought Joyce a vibrator and did the exact same shit. Stayed in the room and held her hand while she got herself right to the edge and then tell me that wasn’t sex. Just because you go through layers and subterfuge and all sorts of mental gymnastics to make it not what it is doesn’t make it not what it is. At the end of the day Dorothy set out on a mission to get Joyce off and she succeeded.
Tifani
2025-09-02 19:07:16 +0000 UTC
