Off Tank
Added 2025-05-06 19:49:21 +0000 UTC
You were so lucky to party with that holstaur healer. You don't even need a proper tank! She can buff you all that's needed to take point in the dungeon.
Blessing your strength.
Your endurance.
Your health.
But... is it just you? Or do her buffs make you feel a bit... well, dumb?
You tried to bring it up, but she just reminds you that good tanks don't need to think. Good tanks just need to protect and obey busty healers.
And she's so right! The buffer you are, the less you worry about things. Like thinking. Or planning. Or why she gave you that pretty collar.
Now hurry up and pull that trash mob, pet! Mistress wants to finish up the dungeon right quick and get you back to the inn. Because her good tank deserves a big reward.
And she can make sure those wonderful buffs get nice and permanent...
