NOVEMBER QUESTION THREAD

Hey derrick when we were walking upstairs I saw you take a Pic up Chris's pants... and I'm just not okay with that, at all.

DerrickHand

you guys made a joke in the previous episode of Min Payne explain how he'd clean do the exact opposite of Max Payne, like clean up crime scenes. I'd love to tell you there's a game similar to that premise called serial cleaner; a stealth like game where you sneak around and clean up crime scenes.

PleoTCA

You're gonna love his nuts!

Jon Jafari on safari

God fucking damn 💀💀💀

Kofi Kingston Jamison

Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest, Drink from me Love, I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth, I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow, Dont spill a drop, I am a river, You are my canyon, I mean to flow through you, I mean to subdue and tame you, My Love, ~RFK Jr

It Weawy Takes An Intewwectual to Undowrstand Wick and Mowrty

SHAMWOW GUY IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS IN TEXAS

Kyle Kulinski’s YouTube Video Titles

Hello, you three 'humanoids'. Finally resubbed after getting a j*b. There is a company which has started selling gene editing. And the ads are just like 'want smarter kids, want to give birth to someone who isn't CHOPPED and gay, use our services'. Do you think they're just gonna make all billionaires kids 400 iq, fit, and healthy so nobody else stands a chance?

SomeVodkaBottle

Ight yo, that pictionary theme for the NES is deadass just the Danny Phantom theme.

JulesAdventures

Charlie Kirk gay parody when?

We are full of girth we love being gay

Hello Chris, Derrick, and My Favorite! Every so often (usually around the game awards) there's some kind of discourse around best esports game and team. As someone who plays counter strike 2 religiously and is currently watching the CS2 Budapest Major, I'm always disappointed when someone else's only exposure to the game is its awful gambling scene. Hypothetical question - you can add gambling or a similarly destructive feature to any video game franchise you hate. How do you ruin it, and why?

I'm 4ft11

Howdy Boyos, been watching chris since the Bill nye video back in 2015 and Derrick since the first twitter trash he did with tom sweeny, first time patron, love the show! For a bunch of video game fans it surprises me I have not heard you guys talk about Arcane yet, have any of you seen it? if not plz explain yourself immediately- you will survive hearing imagine dragons once chris. maybe.

RFK Jr. Starting a Metalcore band called iateabearonce

My work does first name initial then surname. Guy in the office's first name begins with a C and his second name's Lown. His email address is literally "clown@company.com" which he gets the piss taken out of him for every time it's mentioned. Thankfully he's a good sport about it.

Hunting Puerto Ricans for sport

Funny anecdote with fake names for privacy reasons. A friend of mine used to work at a company where the employees were given a login/serial number which consisted of the first letter of their first name, followed by the first 3 letters of their name and 4 numbers. Some guy call him Peter Nisman complained about his serial being "PNIS2233" or something. Some higher-up 'nothing to do' moron took the complaint seriously enough to come up with a solution for this non-issue. They changed the format by switching around the order. The first 3 letters of the last name, followed by the initial of the first name, ending in the numbers. Did it solve the issue? Well yes, for the "PNIS" dude, but it created an issue for Robert Nighy. Do you guys have any stories of your own about high effort solutions to non-issues that ended up just being a straight up waste of time?

The 1st Church of Keith David Presents the Creation of Adam, But it's Paul Joseph Watson

Sweeney said one of his biggest culture shocks was when he went to London, it was how rude British people are. As someone who is sadly half British (I have an Irish mother) I will say the further north you on in England the more friendly people are. Londoners just full of rude arseholes.

Ball Clamper

Chris can you please post the full version of your "Stick Season" cover? I saw your short clip of it on IG about a year back and it's the best thing ever!

Kofi Kingston Jamison

I actually came across a female Sasquatch in the woods. She pushed me down and as soon as I was smack down on the ground she starts ripping my clothes off me. She did, she ripped my pants off me and I'm like "great - She's gonna kill me and they're gonna find my naked body here" but it's worse, as soon as she got my pants off of me she started like, jerkin the ween. I mean she was big, about 7.5 - 8 feet tall and hairy. And so I’m down there on the ground, completely naked, my cloths ripped off me and she starts giving me a knobber. It was all just biological I didn't have any choice and the next thing you know, I blew my load... I blew my load in the Sasquatch!

Hunting Puerto Ricans for sport

Hey my favorite spreaders of misinformation, so in a recent eps sweeny said that someone is genetically hispanic and as someone majoring in anthropology i have to say that is the most inaccurate thing i have ever heard race isnt genetic if you take any course studying race and even anything on a genetic level you would now this. that is all to say im happy sweeny is doing this and isnt a nurse

Homeless Transfem who went back to school

Have a verily thanksgiving

GEARSxWARRIOR

Long time listener, part time patron, first time writer inner, yadda yadda. As an enjoyer of the bleeps and bloops of years past, I felt compelled to shout out the composer of the NES Pictionary theme, one Tim Follin. He did the music for a bunch of games of dubious quality back in the day and at least in the beginning of his career, wrote the music before actually seeing what the game was like. His credits include games such as the AVGN classic Silver Surfer for NES, Spider-Man / X-Men in Arcade's Revenge for SNES and my personal favorite, Time Trax for Genesis. P.S. I know Sweener hates the gays, but what about the furries? I have not forgotten the disparaging remarks he made about my people, probably back during the double digit episodes

Elmotus

Not a question but wanted to let Derek know, I'm one of the 26 people who has played his song anti-fascist on YouTube music.

Pan_OF_Jello

Hi snacks. Little ongoing anecdote and followup question. For the last year or so, the neighbors across the street have had a shitload of clutter in their yard (mirrors, couches, various pots and other random items that come and go). About a month ago they put up a message that says " DO NOT LOOK AT MY HOUSE." My question for you is do any of you have interesting neighbor stories. Also I haven't been invited to the discord and I want in

Gaybells ring Dont Resistin Anal pain From the fistin Hes feelin real tight Bust quikly I might cock inside the asshole of a man

If you had sex with noob saibots oily self do you think penetration would be extremely easy? And would it feel good and would you do it? Thanks guys.

DerrickHand

What’s up Chris, Derrick, and Bizarre from D12. This is probably more serious than what yall usually read but fuck it anyway. I have 2 best friends, both of which I’ve known for well over 10 years. They’ve begun falling for misinformation and blatant racist rhetoric. One friend spouts this idea that the newest COD was made at its base by all women who hate guns and men, something I assume was propagated by Grummz types. The other one, who is black by the way, straight up quotes a Nick Fuentes thing where he says he doesn’t wanna live near black people or something. I push back on these, even calling Nick a Nazi cause like, he is. But I just get shrugged off and dismissed. I guess I’m asking what advice you guys might have to deal with this kind of thing that isn’t just straight up cut them off. Thanks for the laughs and I hope you all get stuffed this Thanksgiving.

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

part of black culture is influenced by social blackness tho

Collin Kirk

What’s an event you’ve gone to that you know will never be replicated or happen again in your lifetime? For me, seeing both System of a Down and Avenged Sevenfold at the same time is absolutely up there, since I’m sure System of a Down has only a couple shows left before retiring once again

Slow Learner Reads 100 Words an Hour

Why is Sweeny gay?

I could fix Nick Fuentes by milking the racism out of his juicy little Latink prostate, one evil, milky, black rope at a time

The only reason that Kingston is scared to talk about beetles is because he had the tip of his penis removed and replaced with a beetle and hes ashamed of it.

Tom sweeney eats babies whole

Hey Big Three, this one is directed to Sween, but if Derrick or Chris have any thoughts I'm more than interested. My grandmother has been in decline mental health wise and it's been hard on my family especially, my Mom who is her primary caretaker. My question for Kingston is how you've been doing with your grandmother and do you have any advice for someone watching a person they love disappearing cognitively. Much love xoxo

Dr. Rayenstein

Hey Chris and Derrick, this question is only for you two and NOT KINGSTON. Sween, cover your ears now and think about how Ranger and Barbarian could be buffed. Anyway, Chris and Derrick, why haven't you guys told Sween that Lily is a Falmer? You joked about it when he was on vacation but never said why you haven't told him

The muppets show up every game awards so Geoff Keighly can keep fucking the shit out of Miss Piggy

What’s up Chris, Kingston, and the bug I scraped off my shoe? I know y’all like hearing from listeners with serious jobs, and I’ve previously told y’all I work in the OR. I do what’s called sterile processing, and while I typically don’t interact with patients I sure do have a story for you. Once I went up to the OR with the weekend supervisor and saw the entire weekend crew huddled behind the OR desk. We asked what’s up and were pushed behind the desk and told to look at the computer. This patient had 3 baby carrots floating in his bladder, as he had SOUNDED himself with them so hard he got them in there. I later got this case in decontam and had to clean baby carrot flakes off of an urology cysto set. Sweet dreams cunts.

On my way to the boynecologist to get a boybortion for the brown baby cooking in my butt oven(I have to shit really bad)

Not a question but Theres a way to turn off ai searchbar and summaries on Google if you care to get that shit out of there: search: chrome://flags/ Then you can ctrl F search for "AI " with that space included and theres three options "AI mode" "AI Entrypoint" And "Omnibox Allow AI" Disable those three and you'll be free.

Earth existing in Star Wars made me not a fan

Just writing in to let you guys know that the hypothetical Wordle answer that Chris used for a bit in Extra Ammo: Ghost Train (published May 23) at 11:55 was in fact the answer for today’s Wordle. I’m sure you don’t remember this bit at all anymore, but as soon as I figured out the answer, I immediately was reminded of that bit and chuckled.

McFoley’s

Not a question, just a statement, didn't finish the GOTY episode but as soon as Derek brought up replaying Expedition 33 I fucking KNEW he was gonna bring up nude mods. Then upon hearing what he did I went back and finished 375. Also SNARK TANK. MAKE A BLEED IT OUT GAY PARODY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Do the genie give the blumpkin? Asking for a frend

What’s the hardest gaming challenge you have done. for me it was beating the hardest mode on five nights at Freddy’s 2 that thing is no joke .

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

Hey Willy Wonka and the Chocolate skined freaks! Have you guys ever had high expectations for a peice a candy before, but only to actually try it and be heavily disappointed? For instance, I always saw Toblerones in stores growing up and always wondered what they tasted like. Only for me as an adult to finally have one and fucking hate it. Anything like that happen to you guys?

Sween's ass is grass and I'm feeling like a cow

Hiya fellas, i'm that guy what started balding at 14. I just saw the shmaloogles-episode of Smiling Friends, and it really made me feel seen. My question is: would you rather be all the way chrome dome bald or sort of in-betweeny Trevor Philips half bald? Personally I shave my head and butter it because the second what morsels of hair I have left get long I look like a Crack addicted sex offender. Love the podcast, keep it up!

Hark hear the balls sweet silver balls all seem to say ding dong i'm gay

Hello, you insects at the mercy of nature’s cold indifference. Got a quick story for ya. Last year, I stopped at a Waffle House in a small town between Baton Rouge and New Orleans at 2 a.m. As I was eating, two men, one Asian and the other Hispanic, started beating the shit out of each other in the parking lot. The Hispanic guy kicked the Asian into the road, only for the Asian to quickly come back with a dead turtle in his hand, proceeding to maim his opponent savagely with the hunk of roadkill. No one interfered, and the cops weren’t called. I had a blueberry waffle with a Texas chicken melt, by the way; that shit was divine.

The Chernobyl employee who didn't get enough sleep

Sup Fuckers. I'm feeling called out because on episode 375 you were talking trash on my favorite band, Hollywood Undead. Eat shit and die but I will agree that Everywhere I Go is a joke of a song. Even further, the censored music video is 100x funnier because the censor sounds make no sense for the song and just fuck it up worse. I unironically bump the censored version more the the original. If there is a question in this mess, what song/media was made better/funnier because of it being censored?

Uncle Phil riding that Cryptid Patron

Have you guys considered doing more semi scripted skits in the podcast? One of my favorite moments on the show was the intro to the Faggot0nHead episode where the plot was that the Snark Tank broke down in new york so you guys used the opportunity to have Faggot0nHead on the show. Chris edited in sound effects and everything. I know its harder to do now that theres facecam but i think it would be cool if you dressed up the set like the inside of a tank or something to make the viewer feel immersed in the world of the snark tank podcast tm

Expedition 33 got fuckin robbed

Greetings my three sleep paralysis demons, I was simply wondering if Derrick was familiar with the Japanese wrestler who goes by the name "Razor Ramon Hard Gay", figured it was information important to him. Yes, he just took another very famous wrestler's name and added Hard Gay to it, like a legend. See also: Gayne. Anyways thanks for the laughs you chucklefucks, and happy Cranksdicking to you and yours

Brian Syrett

About the worst song cover: Drake Bell made a weird folky cover of Gucci Gang by Lil Pump

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Sup Scott Steiner, Apollo Crews, and Oba Femi. I got a fun challenge for Derrick, the challenge is to keep a straight face while explaining the rivalry between WWE wrestler Kurt Angle and Booker T and his wife Sharmell in 2005

Craig the Canadian vs Craig The Destroyer

Long time listener, first time Patron first time question asker here. Have you guys heard about those two men that wanted to invade a Haitian Island with a army of homeless men? One of them was so dedicated that they joined the military to get military training. BTW this podcast has helped me through the death of a family member

kingstons#1dad

Hey the three gay fucks that haunt my soul question for sween. the last episode y’all talked about being culturally black and sween couldn’t comprehend that being culturally black is different from being socially black why is that?

The Bigfoot that only shaves his pubes

Fun fact for yall today. Everybody knows that goofy emo/pop-punk accent, but did you know that it essentially comes from California punk imitating east-coast punk, who were also imitating British punk? Have a great day

Do jewish conspiracy theorists wear tin-foil yamakas?

Extra ammo idea for ya. Eminem has heard your recent SLANDERING of him and his black ancestry, and has written a diss track about you three. How's it go?

The power of the suck... on the jaws of my man

Hello Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest. You guys talking about bad covers made me wonder what some of your favorite covers are. One of my favorites is Dorian Electra's cover of "Happy" by Pharrell. It turns one of the blandest things ever created into a crazy acid trip, and I gosh diddily darn love it. PS. No Sweeney the show isnt called Dunk & Egg. It is called A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms. The Tales of Dunk & Egg is the name of the overarching series of books, like A Song of Ice and Fire.

Gayley Williams

Hey dark woke, darker woke, and light skinned woke. If you all got to pick a your melee weapon of choice and battle each other in a gladiatorial arena, what would you pick, and who do you think would survive?

Roll Fizzlebeef

Would you rather let an entire snake slither its way down your throat, or switch two newborns at a hospital

Big Shirtless Ron

Hey Collective 180 IQ(not evenly distributed), If you guys could only use your legs how many bloodlusted young Collins could you take as a group?

Hey U got dick in my ass! U got ass on my dick! I'm officer GAY, what seems to be the problem here?

Candace Owens just posted on her Facebook saying a government insider warned her that the French president Emmanuel Macron ordered her assassination. I checked her Facebook and it’s real

Young colin taking the shot on a younger Colin

When will it end?

GEARSxWARRIOR

Is eldritch horror more scary or less scary to blind people?

Jon Ron Topher

Howdy my fellow Jamaicano, white boy(who can’t say Jamacian in Spanish), and Young Nigga Derrick. Based on the name, you guys can tell I subbed a while ago. I went through hard times, but now I’m back for the holidays. I’ve binged watched Curb your Enthusiasm, I must say the show is incredible. So Season 5 episode 4 Larry makes fun of a Kamakazi pilot. Have you guys ever experienced a level of culture shock that has caused you to inadvertently make fun of another man’s suffering? PS I’m drunk if this doesn’t make sense Dutch’s Puckered Pink Man Pussy I am now sober, Happy Thanksgiving So simply, given all the cultures in the world what is the most baffling thing you have learned about? For example, Muslim Haaj where they travel to a box and run around it in the sweltering sun.

Long Ball Larry and the Shekels

Y'all are retarded!

The Bengali Belly Wrangler goes to Taco Bell

You guys mentioned that song Handlebars in the previous episode, did you guys hear that ABYSMALLY DOG SHIT cover of Handlebars by Logan Paul? It was so fucking bad Flobots made a response to it. SIde note: would you guys ever be down to doing voices for a sketch?

PleoTCA

Hey y'all; question for Sween. Why are you fat and retarded and I hate you. Thanks for the lovely content btw Bois (except Sween I hate you, you nigimon)

Collin Kirk

Hey fat, black, and puerto rican. So far what's your top 5 or top 10 games of 2025. E33 is my number 1, silksong is 2, and dispatch is 3, Dying Light The Beast is probably 4 for me, arc raiders is slowly making its way up the list but it's probably 7th in my top 10 right now

Do the genie give the blumpkin? Asking for a frend

You listen to this podcast so you’re for sure a homosexual

THECRIMSON FUQER

Have y’all seen the splinter cell anime on Netflix? If so, thoughts?

1984 jorjor wel

Heyo ladss just wanted to ask derek or if any of you guys watch the legion of skanks and whats Derek’s opinion on dave smith cause i been listening to the L.O.S (legion of skanks) for funny stuff and also listening to dave smith’s program part of the problem to gauge what the middle or maybe even the right is thinking… or am i gay? Ok peace ladz

ASTROBOY

CHRIS ITS ALMOST 2026 I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE HALO VID. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE, DAMN!!! DAMN!!!

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

Hey you big beautiful boys first time writer been listening on the overnight shift since 2020. Id love to hear y'all's favorite SpongeBob crash out or idk favorite pie flavor

the gayest bronco fan in the history of being gay

Gay Christmas be like " Gay bells ring, tip is glistening, dingaling, ain't resisting. He's feeling real tight, bust quickly i might, cock inside the asshole of a man

Gaybells ring Dont Resistin Anal pain From the fistin Hes feelin real tight Bust quikly I might cock inside the asshole of a man

Hey you beautiful boys. We all know how super “straight” all of you fine gentleman are, but if you all had to go gay for one individual, real or fictional, who would you choose and why? Thanks for all the laughs over the years. May the spirit of Don Mattrick be with you all.

GAPEthony ASStano

Hello, the three people on the other side of my para-social relationship Looooooong time listener but I'm finally now in a position to donate and wanted to show some love to the gremlins that have caused many tears from laughter over the years Not a question but going further to what you guys discussed on a previous episode regarding your listeners working in a serious profession. This is so true. I am trainee lawyer, specialising in distribution of assets after people perish from this mortal coil. I have to listen to some pretty tragic stuff at times (like actual deep web stuff), and so I listen to you guys to bring some joy into the day. You would not belive the amount of times my coworkers look at me like I'm a serial killer in disguise laughing at random client's misery. Sorry for the long post, but wanted to finally give something back to people who have brought me countless laughs over the years. All the best

Where's the new video Chris I neeeeeeeeeed it

Good lord 💀💀💀

Kofi Kingston Jamison

Derrick, I remember you mentioning you liked the band Sevendust with "Live Again" being your favorite track. Which would you say is your favorite Sevendust album? My personal favorite album is "Seasons" with "Skeleton Song" being my favorite track. The acoustic version goes hard too.

Kofi Kingston Jamison

Check out The Sinking City, it's a Lovecraftian detective game. It's a little janky but does solid justice to cosmic horror. If the gameplay isn't your vibe, the second Sinking City is coming out in the next few months and is going to be straight up Lovecraftian survival horror. Control also flirts with eldritch abominations and the like. Also, shout out Annihilation and Bloodborne, both are absolutely goat

out_of_focus_bigfoot

Hello middle aged men. What’s a genre/setting you wish games would tackle more often. After watching annihilation, and playing both look outside and bloodborne, I got an itch for games involving eldritch abominations now.

Yo guys it’s me Charlie. Hey did y’all see sween fuck that guy just now?

Guys fae clearly stands for f-slurs and en words

googling what is a blumpkin at work

Hello Acute, Obtuse and Reflex angles. What was a band or singer you were shocked when you found out wasn't from the US or wherever you thought they were from? I recently watched a video showing 150 hit songs that were actually made by UK artists and was genuinely shocked at some of them. Like, Seal... Fucking Seal is English. Genuinely had no idea.

Hunting Puerto Ricans for sport

What’s up Chris, Kingston, and the man whose opinions are SO BAD he has singlehandedly set back black folk 1000 years? In the most recent episode Kingston questioned why time zones are separated by hours and not minutes. Here’s the thing. They used to be. Prior to the invention of the railroad town clocks were all set to match whenever the sun was highest in the sky to be noon, so many towns not too far from each other would be off by a couple minutes. This changed with the advent of the railroad, because now people could travel fast enough that the differences mattered and caused a number of problems. Unfortunately, the people who solved this were British so not everything can be perfect.

On my way to the boynecologist to get a boybortion for the brown baby cooking in my butt oven(I have to shit really bad)

Imma keep it short, check out the splinter cell animated series. If you guys watched it what do you baty boys think

Tudy's side piece

Got any good ideas for a workout routine? Here are some details: - I am a complete novice - I have plenty of time a week to work out - I don't have very specific goals, but gaining muscle is a higher priority than fat loss, since I am damn near built like Chris - Some cardio wouldn't be bad either, as my family is riddled with heart disease after Kingdad cursed them back in '86

N-word Scissorhands

Do you guys have any guilty pleasure songs? Mine solely is that song Safe and Sound. It is the most commercial ass jingle song, but i just really like it alot

PleoTCA

Wassup DEI hires. I recently saw the previews for Metroid Prime 4 and I have never been more disappointed in my entire life. The franchise is known for isolation, cramped corridors and, insanely immersive atmosphere. SO WHY THE FUCK did they put quippy characters in it!?!? my question is when has a company or studio completely missed the mark for you? Or a piece of media that got tarnished by dumbass people who all want marvel money or something similar?

Boycotting Metroid Prime 4 and all Nintendo products

Hello midgets and sween, I wanted to know if you ever did any graffiti/tags?

I burped on your clit Walter.

Hello Keith David’s bitches, What is your favorite niche Keith David role? i.e. not The Arbiter or Spawn

Get Burgermeister Meisterburger on the podcast

Can we get an entire Extra Ammo episode of King Dad on Epstein Island trying to persuade Trump into diddling young Sween?

Shard_of_Odium

Hello my favorite racist, Derrick, and Chris. Do you guys ever think about expanding The Snark Tank to more than just podcast, or are you happy where it is now? (Gay side note, I just upgraded my membership and when you read my name out it made me smile. Thanks for all the laughs.)

The Snark Tank is powerfully racist

Hey gay gentlemen What are thoughts on Final Fantasy 8? And by extension 9, I finished 7 (the OG not the remake) and loved it, figured id go in order from there having already owned 8 and 9 from a steam sale YEARS ago, so far 8 is great but the Junction system hurts my brain. Much love from a gay little soldier unfortunately deployed right now

I really thought FOTOR was Jedi 3, i'm stupid

Hey fat, black, and puerto rican. I went to the club for the first time recently and slowly realized that most of my friends are on the spectrum. I tried to talk to strangers and bombed hilariously. I was drunk but learned that asking someone if they've heard of "gregtech" (extremely complex satisfactory/factorio style mod for Minecraft) isn't exactly conducive to making friends or finding a hookup

Do the genie give the blumpkin? Asking for a frend

Not a question, I just want to add to that cryptid discussion. Cryptids are literally animals, albeit strange ones. Monsters like the Wendigo, thunderbirds, werewolves, the Jersey Devil, and dragons aren't cryptids due to their clear mythological/ literary origins and mystic abilities. Bigfoot, Chupacabra, and Nessie aren't magic and have no basis in pre-existing legend, being flesh and blood like any other animal; even the Mothman was initially reported as simply a large bird. In other words, if it's magical, it ain't a cryptid. The confusion is understandable, as the word has been applied constantly where it shouldn't be.

The Chernobyl employee who didn't get enough sleep

Hey fellas. You have an evil genie who grants evil wishes but with one rule: you cannot wish mass death / destruction upon the planet. What do you wish for? I would wish male-pattern baldness onto women. Thanks for the laughs. You're all gay and gay.

Spood

Hello fellas, I have a question regarding the intersection of culture and race. Obviously, if a black child was adopted by a white family you would still consider that child black. However, if a white-passing latino were adopted by a white family would you still consider them to be latino. Same question goes for a white child adopted by a latino family. I feel that if you get to deep into a genetic answer you pretty quickly die on some eugenics-ass hill.

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

Hey Swenard and Derique. Did you watch House of the Dragon after GOT shit the bed? Are you excited for Dunk and Egg? Chris does this sound schizophrenic?

Walmart Brand

Howdy boys! Got a story for yall; My friends, partner, and I went to a queer dance place called the Flower Factory. I have told them on multiple occasions how much I despise loud, obnoxious music and how I hate people and enjoy my personal space, but despite this, they insisted I come with them. I decided to go, not only for them, but also because I knew my partner would love it. When we arrived, I became immediately overstimulated. This was definitely a club aesthetic with loud music, strobing lights, and people that were way to close to me, dancing and not paying attention to their surroundings. My friends and partner had a great time, and I am very happy for them that they did, but I ended up standing in the same place for the entire 2 hours we were there. I decided against drinking alcohol because my brain decided I needed to be on high alert, and when we finally left, it was raining outside. Despite this, my friends decided it was a good idea to leave the windows down for half our car ride back (we had a DD), and we were blaring music at max volume during this time. My partner vomited out the car window twice on the way and vomited again when we got back to my friend’s place. They all knew I was having a terrible time and were very worried about me, but again, I am glad they had a good time. I hold no ill will towards them, partly because they now know FOR SURE that I will never go to a dance place with them ever again. Anyways, when are you getting Micah on the podcast? I need to hear her uninhibited use of the N-word since she cant use it on the Punching Up podcast.

ShitBob CockPants

Hey twink, twunk, and some black cock I know how cartoonishly wild these Epstein emails are and how unlikely it’ll be that anyone faces consequences however my question is what is something so ridiculous that actually would lead to trump supporters abandoning him on mass.

The Bigfoot that only shaves his pubes

Whats the point in saying this

Expedition 33 got fuckin robbed

Hey Snark Tank fucks! I know Halloween is long since past, but I have a question for you three: What is your favorite Horror Slasher design? For me, I always loved the design of the killer in My Bloody Valentine (shit ass movie)

Sween's ass is grass and I'm feeling like a cow

Not a question, but in 373 y'all did not know what Fae are and I don't want you disrespecting my potato eating ancestors so to explain. The Fae or Fae Folk are from Celtic mythology and is the name for the race of mythological creatures like the Leprechaun, Dullahan, the Changing etc and is where the word Fairy or Faerie comes from

pls do a Houston live show or I kill myself (real

Greetings, my Prophets of Jerking, Squirt, and Goon. What is your biggest win against a big corporation, or most memorable experience? I had a trans friend lose her account, and Blizzard refused to give it back after verifying her as the original owner because of her dead name not being consistent, even though the verified her ownership. I wrote Blizzard on her behalf stating their EULA did not specify 'legal' name and that legally, her mail having her chosen name and her current address was valid. Her account was back in 36 hours. Also, less than a month later, we found out about Bobby Kotick, so maybe they were just scared of the word 'legal' during that time. They also updated their EULA within 2 weeks.

A flamethrower but it's Elton John in a trebuchet

Greetings Chris Gay Gun, Gayrick and toms gay weenie, i was just curious what y'all's most frustrating-to-hear game criticism is? for example i really hate when people say "nobody asked for this" as a point to describe something they dont like...like fuckwad who asked for expedition 33 and a story like that? who asked for halo, who asked for almost anything that is considered a classic...art isn't about catering to a group of requests and giving them what they want, its about giving them an experience they couldn't even imagine. love yall!

nintendo direct narrator trying heroin(first time)

Howdy boys, Been a listener to the pod since the Derrick “guest” episode and a long time admirer of your works. Ever since I’ve gotten a j*b, I figured it was time to stop leeching off the free feeds. Anyways, my question is: Being the niche, internet micro-celebs that you are, do y’all have any weird/funny/creepy interactions with parasocial fans? Most creators tend to have a couple stories of their own but curious if any of you have experienced fan interactions you think went too far.

ryanraysayhey

Chris, can you put back some of your old songs? I really like "I don't belong anywhere (except with you)" and i don't if there are any reuploads of it

PleoTCA

Damn bro I remember hearing that but I can’t find the episode yet since I just woke up I’ll be on the lookout 👀

A deer folding Finn’s legs like a lawn chair

Took Chris home and enjoyed him, he ain’t even know it

GEARSxWARRIOR

Hello someblackguy, you've been mentioning sopranos lately have you seen the ytp's and up in da club memes? How bout Dat pricks face when he saw da gat?

DerrickHand

This message goes out to the community as a whole, as I am in desperate need of finding a clip from the show and having Chris read this aloud may help me find it. Does anyone know the episode where the boys were talking about the Mike Tyson-Jake Paul fight getting delayed, and Chris pulled a perfect Mike Tyson impression out of his ass just to say "I had bad lobster."? The delivery was so on point and if there's one clip that should go on all their social media, it's this one.

Corinth

Hey fellas, Quick hot take: the Star Wars movies have terrible narratives, garbage visual effects and atrocious performances. The only good thing across all of them is the soundtrack, and the sequels have some enjoyable visuals and audio effects, even if they are just as badly written as the rest. Sween has probably already lashed out like a child by now, and needs to remember I’m talking about the movies, not the extended universe or other media.

The Girl Who Loves Deer

There’s a wild rumour going around that Trump has given Bill Clinton a blowie at or around some Epstein event. Also, Clinton’s nickname was/is “Bubba”. No question, just thought it’d make for good riffing.

Big Shirtless Ron

What do you guys think of how tutorials are handled in games? Growing up i used to be annoyed when a game would just tell me how to play through text on the screen or through a boring tutorial instead of letting the game design itself inspire player experimentation without words Nowadays i dont care too much, because… idk i got other shit to worry about

Expedition 33 got fuckin robbed

What’s up pillowbiters, In episode 366 around the 37 minute mark, the user Hammer Game asked a question: What do you think is making Trump so sure he’s not going to heaven specifically? You guys once again spoke something into existence. You suggested that he might be gay, and lo and behold, rumors are swirling that he gave ol’ Bill the best bj anyone has ever given in the History of our great Country. Many people are saying. Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles.

Buttstuff Actual

Hi guys, you all have obviously seen the "steam console" but I think it's severely underpowered. I've been using a desktop rig to play games in my living room for years and kinda disappointed the official think is not as interesting.

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

Hey there walking slur, penis sucker, and victim of Akuma molestation, and Chris and Derrick. What game is your game of year? For me, it's Expedition 33

The muppets show up every game awards so Geoff Keighly can keep fucking the shit out of Miss Piggy

Hey my beautiful baby boys, When you’re at the club, what dance moves do you normally do? I hope you guys have a great day, also 20 bucks on the big doofus in charge goes out like the warden from Shawshank

Trump giving bill crazy dome

Hey Dumb, Gay, and Dumb and Gay. If you could have a dnd damage resistance what would you choose? Ask Dumb for what damage types there are.

Sticklarry

Hey snark boys. Been a fan of Chris' stuff since 2016, but this is my first time writing in. My question for all of you is: What is the most depressing, painful gut punch moment you've experienced in a video game, TV show, or movie. If you're gonna say something from E33 give me a heads up because I haven't had the chance to play it yet.

Roll Fizzlebeef

Howdy doo Snarkarinos. Is there a band or even a music genre that you feel you were too late for? I became a fan of System of a Down just as they stopped making a new music and went on their extended hiatus in the late 2000's. Now they only play expensive festivals and at his age Serj understandably can't reach the same vocal intensity that their songs very much demand. Still a fan though especially now given the state of the world. "We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train!"

Sween hit the Pentagon

Hello my favorite podcasters, hopefully interesting question for ya'll. I teach English to Japanese adults. Sometimes they ask me about the N word. I'm very white. Do you think it is okay for me to say the N word (hard r and soft) several times in the process of explaining it to my students? I can't just say "the n word" because they don't know that it means n*****. I have to teach them that first. Add in "the hard r" and it gets even more complicated. I used to tell them to ask a black teacher, but they don't come back if I refuse to teach them something. It's really hard to get them to understand that you can't say the N word even when you're just talking about the N word. There's nothing like that in Japanese. Examples of questions I've gotten: What is the n word? What does n**** mean? Why do black people still say n****? Doesn't it upset them? What is the hard r? Why can't I say n*****? Please tell me how I should navigate this as a white freelance English teacher in Japan who doesn't want to lose customers.

DanTheManWithThePants

Most valid crashout in cartoon history ? I would say Ned Flanders or Benson from regular show

A deer folding Finn’s legs like a lawn chair

Hello Spunk Chuckers, what it do. Imagine if you will, Gordon Ramsay has bestowed upon you three control of his newest restaurant. He's heard of (not listened to) the show and believes you have what it takes to make it in the culinary world. What would you name the restaurant? What would the theme and menu be? What fresh horrors await your innocent diners? (Hard mode: don't use the word "cum" anywhere on the menu). Anyway, keep up the good work lads, the show has been on fire lately.

Brian Syrett

Hello! Not a question but a new revelation about Sam raimi's spiderman 2. Doctor Han from the classic meme "I AM A SURGEON" is in spiderman 2 as Raymond. The same scene Alfred Molina makes his 1st appearance. These movies really are a gift that keeps on giving.

E A Sports, It's in the Sand! (Saudi Arabia)

If you could have an 100% honest pressing conversation with any politician throughout history who would it be. And does your answer change if it was a conversation behind closed doors or a filmed and released interview

spider verse art direction is just better Fortnite

If it was found that Sweeney is in the Epstein files and you cannot get rid of him. You're also contracted to do 20 more episodes with him, how do you ride out that situation?

Hunting Puerto Ricans for sport

What’s your biggest pet peeve of a beloved artist/band of yours. For instance I love this band called “Eva under fire” despite the fact that a lot of their lyrics are written like they are deeper than they actually are.

spider verse art direction is just better Fortnite

Hello guys, Derrick does my profile look like you? Just curious 🤔. Also fuck you sween you Digimon loving cuck

Collin Kirk

This question would fit in better on that other gay podcast Chris is a part of, but I'm gonna ask it anyway: With the recent reveal of Valve's Gabe Cube, how over is it for Sony, MS and even Nintendo? (Considering that this shit is 100% going to be an emulation station.) I'm asking you a lot of questions lately but I'm feeling greedy and gay. Thank you for keeping my coworkers at the factory safe from my wrath.

Cosmo, Wanda! I wish to increase the frequency of female-on-male rape by 2000%.

Fuck

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

HELLO FELLAS, I need to know what derrick thought about Johnny cakes, Aka Vito's Gay love interest for a few episodes in The Sopranos. Many fans think this focal point in the show seems off or out of the blue. I just think it goes to show how many closeted gay men there are.

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

Question: look at my profile picture and make fun of how gay Sween looks

Sween the Grouch

Hello snarklers. Extra ammo idea: write your own Christmas movie or a sequel to an already existing Christmas movie

Shooting Liquid Venom out of my Naked Solid Snake

How's it going Chris, Derrick, and Pigeon-ston? We see a lot of remakes of beloved but I'm curious if you could have really shitty video game remade and I mean a really shitty video game remade, what would it be and why?

PleoTCA

TAke a look, y’all: https://imgur.com/a/7twfxwB

Expedition 33 got fuckin robbed

Sup ya buncha chowderheads. What’s the wildest or stupidest thing you’re done or seen while high or drunk? I have a distinct memory of having a 50mg edible after work and seeing Randy Quaid in a random donut shop. No one believes me but I know what I saw

Big Shirtless Ron

Hello 3 men that look like the number 108 from a distance. What's the worst misconception you had about someone until you actually saw them. I thought Liliy was a pale, frail, Hispanic woman who only spoke sparingly in between Mr. Jameson's outbursts.

Duckmaxing

What's shakin you degenerates? Now that Spotify has shown their hand and revealed they're getting into weapons and unapologetically advertising for ICE, do you think Joe Rogan's contract may have "encouraged" him to grift more to the right, or do you think he's genuinely just just become a chud? Trying to figure out if I'm cooking with this theory or if I should start making a tin-foil hat

Do jewish conspiracy theorists wear tin-foil yamakas?

I’ve been here a long time…

GEARSxWARRIOR

they are both white, wear glasses, and are known for wearing flannel I guess? as a fan of both Chris/The Snark Tank and Dead Meat. I don't see it

Collin Kirk

Kim Jong Un himself reaches out to the show, wanting to give to you guys "full creative control" of the next North Korean blockbuster. What would be the plot and who would be cast?

Bullet with my Cum by Nonpoint

Hey stronzos, Would you trade Red Dead 2 for an identical quality game, but with an Italian-American mob? imagine the story of RDR2 but with the Sopranos.

The Girl Who Loves Deer

Hey you three waste of sperm. Some time ago you guys where wondering what's the opposite of a "Futa". I'm here to tell you it's "Cuntboy". P.S You should sell USBs on the merch store with Kingston on it.

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

Idea for an Extra Ammo: Writing a Snark Tank movie

PleoTCA

Guys when you talk about death note hypotheticals you gotta remember you have to hold the picture of their face in your mind while you write their name

Hammer Game

Dear Snark Tank, What's a piece of media that you love but feel like you can't recommend for one reason or another? Personally I love Vampire the Masquerade bloodlines, it's one of my favorite games of all time but it's basically Fallout New Vegas before Fallout New Vegas, Amazing writing, immaculate vibes, great music, but had a rushed dev cycle, shit combat, and can only really be played with a fan patch mod

nozomi

Hello (fuck Derrick, Marry Sween, Kill Christine) I've been watching your content since 2016/17 and I used to be one of those fans who would hear you make a reasonable take and then say "yeah fuck the gays" Gay worship be like: Amazing Gays, how sweet the pound, inside my tight bussy, I once was straight, but now am bi, so cum all over me

Gaybells ring Dont Resistin Anal pain From the fistin Hes feelin real tight Bust quikly I might cock inside the asshole of a man

Greetings Wixctstopher, Werricxts, and Wonxston, I want to know what you fellers(derogatory) smell like. So please do pray tell me what colognes, soaps, shampoos , conditioners, and other smelly shit you use . I want to know because I’m a curious little weirdo hehehe hoo hoo hoo

He always edges,The judge He says he wil never cum

I don’t know that much about Kingston but I like the sounds it makes

Absolute Horse Piss

I really loved that homoween song it was genuinely beautiful Chris did an amazing job at yelling “aren’t you gay” this was my favourite YouTube video in while.

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

This is not a question but instead a statement.

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

Hello to the 3 gay Stooges. What tech stuff do you think has gotten worse instead of better over the past years? I personally hate how most video players, notably youtube, wont let you preload videos while theyre paused anymore. I remember back in the day that even if my internet was shit, I could still EVENTUALLY get a video to load if i waited long enough.

I am sick and in a fuckload of pain. my immune system is fading away. breathing hurts and i am deaf in one ear. i doubt highly i

Hi howdy hey you high rowdy gays You seen that new IT show? Pretty brutal stuff in the first two episodes. Third episode didn't hit *quite* as hard, but I'm still looking forward to whatever happens next. Your thoughts if you've seen it? Or if you haven't seen it, uh... Hey Sween, who do you want in Rivals?

Realizing Dr. Herbert West is a femboy

Hello, cum goblins. Have you ever seen real footage from a movie or game and thought to yourself: "no way this is real?" I just saw gameplay of ARC Raiders for the first time and straight up thought that someone AI generated it. Thank you for keeping me from eating people at the factory I work at.

Cosmo, Wanda! I wish to increase the frequency of female-on-male rape by 2000%.

Dubba for bubba for foot yays

Hammer Game

The baby fucking dies

Hammer Game

Hello to the white one ,the one who's wrong constantly and the one built like 90s animated Kingpin If you were forced to become an alt right grifter against one minority group which one are you targeting?

Sniggins

Hello my Beautiful Oreo Boys, In the world of Hazbin Hotel, humans who die and go to hell take on a demon form that represents what they did to get them in hell. For example, the character Vox ran a televangelist cult, and in hell he has a giant TV for a head. The character Sir Pentious is a snake because he witnessed several murders by the same person and did nothing, and thus became a “cowardly snake” in hell, etc. So my question is, if you died and went to hell in the Hazbin world, what form would you take on? I imagine Derek would become a vanilla-chocolate swirl ice cream cone due to his sin of race mixing.

Get Burgermeister Meisterburger on the podcast

When I was a wee lad my sister pulled a prank on her roommate. She basically wrote "redrum" on the bathroom walls so when you'd look into the mirror and it'd say murder. Crazy, right? My dad said that prank was "too far" and indulged us in what he considered as a harmless prank. One night when he and his pals were drinking, they did the ol' who ever passes out first gag on his pal by rubbing ketchup between his ass cheeks and having him wake up thinking he got raped.

The Bengali Belly Wrangler goes to Taco Bell

This one is for the great dog debate of 2025. Where people give dogs human names. My oldest dog js named Sam Porno. Documented on vet records n all. Then I have Laika, chiquitita and Lil Dude. Point is. I think it's funny to name a dog something normal. Like Steve. But cant go so boring as to name one of em Dan. Alright yall stay pretty k thx bye and eat man's butt

JulesAdventures

Here's hoping they read this one, I've been confused why Chris stopped bending the universe to his will

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

Hello fellas. What would you change about a mediocre game to make it fantastic? I would give Far Cry 5 Four player co-op so i can drop c4 out of helicopters with my friends.

Spood

I've noticed Chris gets compared to that one guy, Zoran Gvojic and I'm curious if Chris Agrees that he looks like him.

PleoTCA

I loved the last episode where a fan who worked on an aircraft carrier wrote in. You were all surprised that someone with such an important job listens to the show. Well, I can relate. I’m the Chief Operating Officer for a large hospital system in the northeast, responsible for keeping multiple hospitals running smoothly, managing thousands of staff, and navigating the endless challenges of healthcare administration. I love listening to the podcast when I'm driving to work, and I hear about Sween's dad or an RFK impression. It’s a reminder to step back, laugh, and not take everything so seriously, which is harder than it sounds when you’re dealing with staffing shortages, complex regulations, and critical patient care. Genuinely thank you, boys.

Tej

What’s up Chris, Kingston, and the man with opinions so bad he has single handedly set back black folk 1000 years. While working one weekend in the OR, I had run over to the desk to grab something with a coworker of mine. Upon reaching the desk we saw the entire weekend shift staff huddled behind the computer. Confused, we asked what’s up and were quickly physically ushered behind the desk and told to look at the computer. What I saw was horrifying. This patient we had to operate on had sounded himself with baby carrots so hard that they were floating in his bladder and had to be surgically removed. This type of shit is upsettingly common

On my way to the boynecologist to get a boybortion for the brown baby cooking in my butt oven(I have to shit really bad)

No question. Derrick has the Absolute Batman Thighs.

Chris And Derrick please listen to Koyo

I fucking hate raisins on god

GEARSxWARRIOR

Solid Snake vs Kevin McAllister. Discuss.

This just in, Tomfoolery Lane hit by Silliness Flu

Hey, Chris Since you're Sacred Symbols co-host, Dustin, is heading out to LA in January, will you invite him to be a guest on the podcast?

Blowing my boy's back out in my Ford F-150

Jay Leno in LA https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DX9swP/

Pan_OF_Jello

On episode 371 yall were talking about serj covering Wu-tang again and it reminded me that Bloodhound Gang also covered CREAM but over the instrumental of the sweater song by Weezer. Yes jimmy pop says the N word as well. https://youtu.be/EYXILdlS9Ak?si=Dbh1QQqGHbOD0Th-

Yasiin Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music

Storytime. A while back I brought my gf to get her oil changed. Everything went totally normal, but at the end when the mechanic handed our keys back he kinda just shuffled away without saying anything. Sort of strange but whatever. However, when we got back in the car, I noticed the car had connected back to my phone and had unpaused the podcast I was listening to, and one of the hosts was in the middle of a rant justifying why he likes to beat off to thicc Lois Griffin hentai. This means while the mechanic had turned on the car to do final checks before handing it back, he was immediately met with that . My girlfriend was mortified but I couldn't stop laughing. Anyway, I'll hang myself now and listen. Cheers.

Under a big gay moon I wanna goon to you - LGBTrex

Howdy, Hi and Hello fuckers, SERIOUS ADVICE NEEDED Hello my degenerate trio, and fellow patrons feel free to chime in! I have a bit of a situation. My ex and best friend is currently trying to get pregnant, she has a wife now and they are let’s say happily-ish married (lots of small stuff but I see the love) anyway, she recently told me in private that her doner thinks he’s shooting blanks and that she wanted to bring up having me be a doner. My partner knows about this and knows that I would do it if asked and fully supports me in doing so. Her wife on the other hand might not be as thrilled, my dilemma is that I would do anything for this woman, she’s been a close friend and confidant for years now and we both have a love for each other that goes beyond just a romance. I want to see her happy and living her best life and if that ment helping her have a child I wouldn’t even hesitate. Except that I fear passing on any of my fathers bad habits or traits that I had gotten from him, it won’t be my child, it would be theirs, but just worry about what may become of the whole situation. I just want to see my best friend happy and I know how hard she has been trying for the past 2 years. Thank you for your time and advice!

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Hello you guys I've been watching the podcast since episode 7 but this is my first time supporting I've been watching Chris and Derrick independently since elementary school I am now a senior in highschool and subscribed to the patreon with my first paycheck. Since sweens disastrous take about one piece I wanted to ask you all if you've ever heard a criticism of something that you felt was so incorrect but was subjective because to me one piece has never been better then it is now

Big chrissy

hi poopoo heads, apologies for double dipping. i seek your judgement for a situation i am in I'm currently living in a dorm with 2 other roommates. the one in the same room as me does not use a towel after showering and "drip dries" as he calls it, so the bathroom floor is basically a puddle after each shower he takes. he also leaves dishes in the sink with greasy meat or other food scraps stuck to them instead of rinsing them off or filling them with water, and rarely does the dishes. the other roommate is fairly inoffensive but I've never once seen him take out trash or do the dishes either. my question is: is this normal behavior for men or am i stuck with two abominations who were just not house trained at all? they're both about 19 or 20 so im genuinely surprised by such behavior

all the peens are long and the cum is great california creamin on such a winters gay

Hello my sources of information from outside of my echo chamber. My question is as follows: if you could have ONE singular ability from Dragon Ball what would it be? Examples are the Kamehameha, Flight, Mafuba, Body Swap, etc. Anyway, stay gay you coastal queermos!

Young Colin in an endless battle against Capcom for the rights to Mega-Man

Hello to a Puerto Rican Jackal, Afro-Latino Brute and a Black Elite. I recently played through all the Bungie era Halo games for the first time and I fully understand why Chris rides for these games so hard. Genuinely fantastic video games. So, I wanted to ask you three what are some of your favourite Halo memories? Whether it be from the campaigns or playing multiplayer.

The Arby-ter

If you guys made a Shirt Man shirt would that mean he killed himself?

Quube

Hi ho queertardos. How about that Pluribus huh? At the time of writing this I've only seen the pilot but holy shit! Leave it to Vince Gilligan to create one the best pilot episodes I've ever seen.

Sween hit the Pentagon

Salutations, three big sperms. What are some of your favorite songs that fade perfectly into each other? Be it intentional or just coincidence.

Cosmo, Wanda! I wish to increase the frequency of female-on-male rape by 2000%.

Hi cutie pies, I don't have a question, but I do have something I want to talk about. It's been grinding my gears, and it's way too long to fit in a clever name. A few months ago, you boys mentioned the streamer Ludwig. Turns out, he has his own podcast called The Yard, and I REALLY want y'all to skim through a few episodes. It's almost uncanny how similar it is to your show at times. I don't want to make assumptions, but it honestly looks like the show I think Chris envisioned. A good set, multiple cameras, a "Jamie" to Google shit, and actually stitching the extra stuff into the episode. Shoving a phone screen into the camera is honestly below the Patreon pay grade at this point. They're also currently running a (free) D&D campaign, on top of their own "extra ammo" episodes. Meanwhile, you lovely boys can't run a consistent schedule for 2 months, removed the Discord, and effectively put all social media on mute. Yeah, I really wonder why this show isn't more popular

Jar_Farters_inc

Hey guys, in the last episode you guys described a paranormal movie where they fuck the ghost and it goes away. Well I’m here to report a movie where the opposite happens and the ghost is a rapist. It’s called “paranormal entity” and I remember watching it with the boys on Xbox 360 in a Netflix party. RIP to consumer friendly shit like that.

Lizurd

You guys see that Amazon want to set the mass effect show after the trilogy?

Ball Clamper

Not a question but telling Sween to go watch Ghost from 1990 with Patrick Swayze after he mentioned wanted to see a movie about fucking a ghost

Bullet with my Cum by Nonpoint

Bounce on it?

GEARSxWARRIOR

Inshallah Ray, Sean, and Fighter. You guys are putting together a crackshot team to take down T-shirt man. Pick eachother’s mutant abilities to take him down

Walmart Brand

Hey guys, Have you ever been sleeping and then realized you were in a dream? I've had this situation happen to me twice. The first time I realized i was dreaming was in this dream I was looking at this game and I realized the detail of it didn't fully match up and then thought to myself, "Oh I'm dreaming" and then immediately woke up

PleoTCA

Howdy NYC refugees and Ricky, I have come with a simple question, what mundane item/appliance have you had that you think is more important than you could have possibly imagined? This may sound GAY but I genuinely think the Ninja Creami saved my life, I used to be insanely obese and at risk of the betus while also having zero impulse control so even with this knowledge I would still pig out on sweets constantly, then I got the Creami and learned how to make extremely low calorie ice cream and this genuinely helped me get into shape and stop eating like a goblin since I could make a 250 calorie pint of chocolate cheese cake ice cream whenever I want.

sandwich

Hello homosexuals, i haven’t asked a question in awhile and i missed asking a spooky question for Halloween but ill still ask it anyways, if you guys had to go hannibal on your co hosts and make a meal out of them, what would you make? (Read this after you get your answers but i think a chris bone broth, a sween steak and derrick drumsticks would be funnee)

EYY IM DA GREEN GOBLIN, IM GOBLIN OVA HEEEERE

Quick one for yall have you ever heard the George Lopez Intro song ?? I’m not talking about low rider by war I’m talking bout the song made for the dvd set . It’s baffling to say the least

A deer folding Finn’s legs like a lawn chair

Odd question, but if you fellers were to get “exposed” for something by a commentary video that’s far too long, what would you be exposed for? I got the idea when I envisioned a thumbnail with a black rectangle over Sweeny’s eyes and the words “WII U SCALPER” superimposed.

emoticons going like this

Greetings Nerds, I am here to make your day. Please tell me you guys have seen this nerdy ass white boy on instagram pretending to be a dragon. His whole stick is being a “bad boy” and saving women from alpha males. He calls his community the BBC’s (Bad Boys Club). Here’s a link https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFyPMBtREHC/?igsh=MTBwbnM4Ymhkb3E4eg==

Vile Colin

Fun fact another the Feel Good Inc song. The guitar is off key and not tuned which adds to the gross sound.

Mr. Hot Salsa

What’s a form of nostalgia that you feel despite it not really being part of your former years? For me it’s punk rock. I’m a very late 90s kid that heard a lot of mainstream punk rock during my childhood. But because I never did a deep dive until recently I don’t have much direct nostalgia in forms of songs/bands I actually listened to back then. It’s the overall vibe and songwriting tropes that definitely take me back, but in a strong way I’m really surprised by. Follow up any punk rock ish band recs from the 90s-00s?

spider verse art direction is just better Fortnite

Hey Nostalgia Cock, The Angry VideoGay Nerd, and Angry Jelk. I'm here to ask you three a video game question. With that Halo remake announced to mixed acclaim I wanted to know what game would you hate to see remade. Weather it be because it's already perfect or you just don't want to see a modern culture talk about it, what game would it be?

Sween's ass is grass and I'm feeling like a cow

What is the strangest ritual/life lesson/technique imparted onto you by your parents or guardian? By this I mean something that your family treated as if it was completely normal, common sense even, when it just looks fucking insane or neurotic to everyone else. Mine is using being taught to use bleach water to clean dishes that have had eggs on them. My Mom despises the scent of eggs, so she taught me to do that. I still do so to this day, but it still feels intuitively wrong.

Roadside Piss Bottle

Whats up Chris, Kingston, and the despicable man with the opinions so bad he SINGLE-HANDEDLY set back black folk 1000 years. What are your favorite holiday traditions/reoccurrences? For me it’s how I somehow manage to accidentally say something during dinner that makes everyone uncomfortable, like how I said I was a hentai connoisseur or how I called my sister a dirty girl but got the tone wrong so it was not great lol.

On my way to the boynecologist to get a boybortion for the brown baby cooking in my butt oven(I have to shit really bad)

Question for Chris or Derrick, NOT Sweeney! Any good gym music recommendations, I’ve just started going and none of my playlists are really doing it for me. I’m looking for stuff other than Warthog Run or that halo 2 song with Steve but of a similar caliber. Fuck you thank you.

Trullbus The Fear Eater

Greetings. I’m sure y’all have answered a question like this before but, is there an obscure game from your childhoods no one else you knew played? My grandpa bought me Grind session for PS1 from the clearance bin at Best Buy when I wanted THPS. Look it up if you haven’t heard of it. Cheers

ColdstoneET

You know, nobody has asked this question. In the years of this podcast. Chris got to do it. Derrick got to do it. So when will it be Sweeney's Turn? When will Sweeney be a guest on the Rubin Report? How was that experience for you guys? And what can we do to get Sweeney on the show to complete the trilogy?

Tacko2D

Hello my Beautiful Oreo Boys, In the world of Hazbin Hotel, humans who die and go to hell take on a demon form that represents what they did to get them in hell. For example, the character Vox ran a televangelist cult, and in hell he has a giant TV for a head. The character Sir Pentious is a snake because he witnessed several murders by the same person and did nothing, thus becoming a “cowardly snake” in hell, etc. So my question is, if you died and went to hell in the Hazbin world, what form would you take on? I imagine Derek would become a vanilla-chocolate swirl ice cream cone due to his sin of race mixing.

Get Burgermeister Meisterburger on the podcast

Attempt #2 Hey snark boys. Returning patron (last seen in the credits ep18 in 2020) and been a fan of Chris since way before the podcast. At the time I last gave you money I was a university student living in London. Since then I dropped out and returned to the States due to covid, worked in education for a few years, returned to London to complete my degree, lived off selling my plasma for a few months, attended Linkin Park's secret return show live and now work a job that has nothing to do with what my degree is. With my most recent paycheck I was able to finally completely pay off a huge debt I had and thought I can spare the cash to support the only podcast I listen to that has helped get me through some of the toughest times in my life. Seriously, I appreciate yall a lot. With all that dick sucking out of the way, here's my question: with the way digital gaming and streaming leads to not owning nothing, I've spent the last few years buying up as much physical media as I can (most recently acquiring a Game Cube and PS2 for the first time) and its made me wonder, if you can only save 5 games from your physical collections when society collapses to play for the indefinite future what would they be?

Call me Donicca Lewinsky the way I slob Big B Bill

Hey small, medium and fat, my question is simple: What annoying online personality would each of you pick and force to fight one another the death in a free for all, and what melee weapon would you give them?

Using Ben Shapiro's balls as a speedbag

When designing Animatronic Sween, did you make that little reset button that you usually have to push with a paper clip in his ass? It seems like something Derek would do just for the humor, “Sween bot’s yelling racist shit again, shove the dildo in his ass and reset him!”

Shard_of_Odium

Not a question, rather a solicitation, but I was wondering if sweeny would like to get in touch about buying a 9th printing Californian print of chapter one of dragon ball Z and a cloak and dagger (featuring Spiderman) golden age comic from me (list legitimate offers on the show)

Cock, robot cock (daft punk)

Hey my favorite POC's. This is mainly for Sween, but I'm sure all of you guys can throw in your two cents. How do you feel about gangsta quest becoming a dnd one shot/campaign? Derricks description of a wizard summoning some random hood dude to stop a mad tyrant king sounds awesome for the dnd format. Honestly you could probably blend element of tabletops together and then homebrew other things when needed. I would also love to see an extra ammo about the plot/gameplay elements of what gangsta quest would be. Thanks gays!

David Dreidleman lead singer of Jewsturbed

You guys liked my question last month but didnt actually read it which is really weird because it was a very good question If you could give an animal human intelligence so you could fuck it, what would you choose? If it helps, you can give it nice tits or something

Expedition 33 got fuckin robbed

Heyo gayos I've recently been rewatching brickleberry and it made me wonder if you guys have ever seen it some of the worst things you've ever seen but pretty funny thanks guys stay spicy

senior spicyweiner

Hello the voices in my head that I'm convinced are real. Have you heard of Albanias new AI minister it's an entire government cabinet position for an AI woman? Who appears to be pregnant and her children are ment to be given out to other. We are getting all the worst parts pf scifi at this rate!

Gofooyourself

You ever accidentally cum in your eye? It stings :(

The Bengali Belly Wrangler goes to Taco Bell

Hello three beautiful boy toys, quick question, when is Chris and Derick going to update Sweenies AI? he clearly isn't gay enough and still believes Lilly exists.

goobesoft

Kingdad kicking off the Superior Sween saga

Walmart Brand

How would Sweeny feel if Kingston Dad called him a waste of jizz and wished Derrick was his son instead?

One bad Faggot dont ruin the whole bunch guy

How's it going Chris, Derrick, and Tungsten-ston? when I was four years old I got beamed with a soccer ball while I was in the stands while playing a copy of the spongebob movie the game on GBA and played it on my DS With that being said, Was there ever a game you wanted to play but was cancelled? For instance, The team behind Night in The Woods were making a game called Revenant Hill and that sadly was canceled.

PleoTCA

This one is dedicated to beloved political commentator Rick Blackman. Please take the Funko Pops off your shelf when you're recording your serious videos, it is very distracting to see a lifeless eyed Vegeta doll out of focus in the background staring at us.

Corinth

Def gotta ask them a Hazbin question now, dw I’m not stealing yours

Get Burgermeister Meisterburger on the podcast

Hey you three cretins of the multiverse. Now that you've rigged the election and Mamdani won, do you think Cuomo will give himself the big sleep?

Patreon doesn't allow the R word by saying no special characters

Since Charlie Kirk is getting cucked so hard that he’s making a deal with Malbogia becoming Caucasian Spawn, how long until we find JD Vance ripped apart by chains and Trump gets crucified by meat hooks? Also nuke Israel

UNSC Forward Unto Dong

Hello Chris, Dereck, and Kingston Sr.’s Batiman son, Did y’all see that Ben Shapiro did a 40 minute video with no ads on Nick Fuentes? Is it possible that Nick Fuentes has officially become the first person to get a jew to work for free since Himmler?

Young shot Colin Moriarty with a 50 cal sawed off

What do Y’all want for Christmas

Rudolph with your ass so tight wont you ride my

If Kingston's dad went to the Hazbin Hotel, how long will it take to Niffty to try and fuck him?

PleoTCA

Hi rock, paper, and scissors, First, I am here yet again to remind you three to listen to Hayley William's new album if you have not. Second, Derrick, will you ever put the old theme song on an episode, just for fun? P.S. Don't forget that it's Movember. Take care of your mental health and take some time to learn about testicular/prostate cancer prevention! :)

NurseBob

Knee how my DEI podcast. Do you know anyone who is inheretly disrespectfal to food? For example, my sister will no joke buy a whole rack of ribs to eat two of them then throw the rest away. Friend or family that does any wild shit with food? Wishing yall the best.

Round_Eyed_Asian having pussy for both breakfasts, brunch, lunch, dinner, and dessert

If you were interviewed by Nardwuar, what obscure record would he pull out of his asshole to present you with?

Tyler Robinson

But they’re YouTubers, it’s literally impossible for them to wake up at a normal human time.

Tyler Robinson

I didn't know Kingston made sd cards and SSDs

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

Hi the funny one the black one and the fat special needs one. What's your go to one pot recipe? I'm talking couple of ready made ingredients put in a pot and let cook for 30-50 minutes no other steps necessary.

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

Gotta get good with your fingers and your tounge brother

If Dave Rubin and Dave Rubin had a kid he would be named Dave Dave Rubin Rubin

Harvey Danger

If Dave Rubin and Dave Rubin had a kid he would be named Dave Dave Rubin Rubin

What if 2 guys stood ass to ass and one guy farted really really really hard into the other guys asshole would he explode yes or no

If Dave Rubin and Dave Rubin had a kid he would be named Dave Dave Rubin Rubin

I've been infirmed and im using the time to watch classic mob movies. What're your favorite mob movies and why?

I started this company. YOU KNOW THAT I'VE HAD SEX WITH GUYS?!

Meestur Derrick. You said you might come to az for Thanksgiving. You also said mama blackguy lives around Buckeye. Well i have a food suggestion for you in phx. Its on 43rd Ave and Thomas. Called Ta Carbon. Get a carnesada + Tripas burrito...UGHNPH I bust everytime. Ok thanks love yal bye. Also thats for the little brown Jackson content in one of the ep 350s

JulesAdventures

Do yall have any funny stories of chaos or ratchet behavior from your school years? In my middle school art class our tables were arranged in a U-shape, and I shit you not, every single time the teacher turned around, people threw stuff at the kids on the other side of the U. It was all fun and games until someone hit the crazy kid in the face with a marker and caused him to lose his shit

Do jewish conspiracy theorists wear tin-foil yamakas?

Hello to the gay, the bad, and the ugly. Not a question, but just wanted to thank you guys for helping me be able to laugh through some different hard times in the past 6 years. I know you guys say that you don't feel like you do anything important through the podcast, but you've helped me get through hard times, and I'm sure I'm not alone in that. Keep up the good work

I am sick and in a fuckload of pain. my immune system is fading away. breathing hurts and i am deaf in one ear. i doubt highly i

Howdy various funny fellas. In episode 370, yall were talking about Ready or Not and it reminded me of whenever my friend and I co-op that game. We would deploy Operation Epstein Island, fire off tons of flashbangs, and kill everyone in the mansion level disregarding civilians or worrying about end score. If youse guys could control swat teams, what fucked up operations would you send them on?

Uncle Phil riding that Cryptid Patron

Sup guys, I saw Derick Instagram story about his problem with McDonald's breakfast menu going back to the 10am cut off, and I have a solution to his dilemma. Just waking up early, you can thank me later Derick. 👍

Craig the Canadian vs Craig The Destroyer

Greetings and salutations you wonderful slurs, what is a workplace pet peeve you have that ranges from kind of annoying to I'm about to burn this place down?

Sween hit the Pentagon

Idea for an extra Ammo, You pitch a movie about the snark tank podcast

PleoTCA

Is Tom Sweeney related to the Character Mr. Sweeney of Ned's Declassified? and if not, how do we make it canon?

PleoTCA

you have to assemble a team of youtubers like a dnd party, what are their classes, stats, and their quest? PS: youre all gay

pp. people living in bc times must have been really scared by the countdown

Would you have sex with man butt if it auto jelqed your penis real big?

Absolute Horse Piss

Sup you bunch of beautiful boys! gonna have to cut my subscription short for medical reasons. My question is what Era of games had the best style? Chris recently posted some stuff on Instagram about early 2000s tropical vibes And it got me curious. Stay nerdy and keep the laughs coming.

Kharn the Betrayer Ravaging dat EreBussy.

You should be fucking shot for this question, gamer.

Do the genie give the blumpkin? Asking for a frend

Hello Sorgay, Homald, and Goofag, How would you feel if (Friend of the show) Bibi Netanyahu did a press conference and at one point he pulled out his phone and on the notification menu was "This Is Homoween" P.S. Fuck you for not using "Here's the blumpkin king" or replacing pumpkin song with blumpkin song

Do the genie give the blumpkin? Asking for a frend

Hey my favorite Oreo, I recently realized I don’t think I’d fight someone cause they were being bigoted to me in fact I might cry, so I was wondering what would y’all reaction be to being called slurs

Homeless Transfem who went back to school

Hey Ed, Edd, and Eddy How have yall been the last two months? I’ve been getting back on top of bills and had a blast working hhn this year. My question this month, is a sloppy joe with cheese a cheese burger?

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Pecan pie easily

On my way to the boynecologist to get a boybortion for the brown baby cooking in my butt oven(I have to shit really bad)

What’s up Chris, derrick, and Brendan fraizer’s the whale? It’s me, the guy who needed friends upon moving to a new state, took Derrick’s coworker advice too far and hooked up with my coworker. I come bearing more news and begging for more advice. I DON’T LOVE THIS WOMAN! She’s fine. I like her but like entirely platonically. How do I safely break up with her. PS her birthday is in a few days Update she broke up with me, life is good, we got Taco Bell after and then watched a guy have a seizure on the ground

On my way to the boynecologist to get a boybortion for the brown baby cooking in my butt oven(I have to shit really bad)

Hey Femboy, T-Girl, and the word on black crayons, Is it just me, or does it feel like all these young Republican guys are just sexually repressed and scared? Like if I put one in a chastity cage and made them cum it would be a transformative experience. Anyways, just an observation!

Nostradumbass

Greetings, Spite, Loathing, and Hate. We're all in agreement that nobody is doing NNN this year? Firstly, I can't afford to lose any size Second, the world is too stressful to not jerk off every day.

Address Starship Kannonbomb

You're gonna write the live action Crash Ehrmantraut movie, right? RIGHT?!??

The power of the suck... on the jaws of my man

Hey fart tank, my question is why my balls itchy🤔? Also when is Sweeny gonna show us his weenie?

William S

Hey, cunts! With more remakes popping up now—shit like Silent Hill 1 and Campaign Evolved—my friend and I have been wrapped in a debate about if remakes are anti-art and purely consumerist. Their stance is, if I recall correctly, that remakes strip the games of their charm and idiosyncrasies inherent to their era, seeing them as limitations rather than creative choices. I agree with them to an extent, but I also think remakes are a great way to get new eyes on a franchise and the like. Just curious what your thoughts on the matter are? Stay gay, my favorite homosexuals

Slow Learner Reads 100 Words an Hour

Hey boyos. I recently found out about the "Gay Daleks" sketches from the 90's British TV series "TV Offal." My favorite clip is when one of the Gay Daleks (parody of the robots from Dr. Who) says he's going to "Ex-sperminate" and shoots cum. Cheers!

Kofi Kingston Jamison

That is fucking WILD

David Dreidleman lead singer of Jewsturbed

Hello Chris,Fat ugly stupid Digimon bitch, and Derrick. Question for the midget black, when are you going to do the gay hatebreed parody titled "I Will Be Gay" by GapeBreed?

Collin Kirk

Long time jerker, first time nutter. Guys please I'm begging you, check out the Twitter account Cape Cod Rape Victims Association (CCRVA).

Hanger 17B

Gday gaygaygay! This is for Chris mainly. I discovered an album the other week and have been listening to it heaps. Its called INERTIA by Grandson. Ive heard people liken them to Rage Against the Machine and im curious if you've heard it and what you think? And if you haven't heard it, I highly recommend the whole album!

CrabCrabCrab

Greetings shrek donkey and lord farquaad. What’s a game or a concept for a game that you think about or would like to see made. For example every so often I think about the survival game BioWare wanted to make instead of Anthem.

Halo tbag

Hello bleach drinker, Gay hater, and male to male trans man <3 Have y'all considered having Lily or Jojo or Chris' dog as a podcast guest? Just to add a little sanity to the cast, y'know. Jokes aside, a woman on the podcast would be dope. Much love

This question is from AComfyKnight and she says: Help I'm scared of women

hi guys i dont know if you guys can tell by my name but its a indian name like Sandeep. So as an indian man, the reason why you see so many videos of indians getting hit by trains is because its a test of strength. To see who can claim the title of OMEGA indian, like how spartans throw there kids in pits to survive same thing. Im lying

randeep kang

What is the closest you guys have gotten to completing No Nut November? If you don't have anything, what's the longest you've gone without busting in general? Thanks for Homoween

Punished Leno

Happy thanksgiving (i think, i'm still Norwegian) snarkies! What's the most kid-coded thing kids can't have? I recently got in touch with my inner child and bought two lightsabers so me and the boys can beat the fuck out of eachother (gay) but if I had that as a kid I definitely would have given at least three other kids brain damage.

Hark hear the balls sweet silver balls all seem to say ding dong i'm gay

Hail Council of Snark Are we getting the complete Snark Tank gay collection? I'd buy it. Also Derrick, anti-facist is a banger are you workin on more political songs? Thanks for the laughs gentlemen

THUGZILLA *Uses Atomic AK on Nick Fuentes*

Hello snark soldiers. What’s the worst thanksgiving interaction you’ve had with family or friends?

Hispanic Clone Trooper

Racist

kweermo

Hey, look it’s, a little, and dead meme. Here to ask the REAL questions: Where the fuck is Mario Judah?

Jon Ron Topher

It ALSO has a wildly expansive rape system including facors like anal depth and tightness.

I started this company. YOU KNOW THAT I'VE HAD SEX WITH GUYS?!

Hello no buns, big buns, too much buns. What's your "it should've been me" moment? Mine is when i heard about Mr.Hands

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

I was going to send in my girlfriend application for Chris to y'all so that you would judge, mock and criticize it but I realized something. I'll never be the One. I'll never be Her. I'll never be the reason for that sparkle in Chris' eye. But I'm here to plead, please Chris give me a chance. I too could give you much satisfaction. My glass bottle Snapple cosplay can stay on during. ☕🍋

Chrisnotgettingthexmasmerchonlineintimecuzhedidnthiremeasmanager♡︎

Hello gay, gay, and black gay. (Mostly for Kingston)Have you heard of F.A.T.A.L.? Its a table top rpg that uses slurs, has armor that turns the wearer into a racial stereotype, and makes you "sacrifice retards" for certain spells. Just seems like something you might be into. Keep on gayin', y'all!

I started this company. YOU KNOW THAT I'VE HAD SEX WITH GUYS?!

hello boys, this is a gay question but do you guys spend time with each other on thanksgiving? do you guys participate in friendsgiving? what do you cook if you do?

mongrel intruder

Hey there spiritually a Kobold (Chris), Spiritually a Duergar (Derrick), and spiritually a False Hydra (Sween), Now that we're in November and the year is almost over, what's your game of the year?

The muppets show up every game awards so Geoff Keighly can keep fucking the shit out of Miss Piggy

Like all of you, I respect Eminem and have enjoyed a lot of his music over the years, especially when I was younger. But I had a realization that he's done irreparable damage to the hip hop industry by inspiring a generation of dogshit rappers to pursue hip hop just because they're also angry and white. Do any of you also have any artists you think are good or at least not bad but have negatively affected their genres or mediums? Could also be good movies or video games that had negative impacts too

Do jewish conspiracy theorists wear tin-foil yamakas?

hey male manipulators, i have a question primarily for the rotund one: sween, what do you think of the rapper Kenny Mason? i think he's insanely underdiscussed for how many streams he has and how great his lyrics are. i guess to extend this question to the other two, who are some artists you think are not discussed nearly enough compared to how many listens they get?

all the peens are long and the cum is great california creamin on such a winters gay

Yooooo that’s sixk asl

I bought my Switch 2 with Uncle Ben’s Credit Card

Hola my three gay dads, first time popping my question asking cherry. Which of these four pies is ELITE during this time of Year, Thanksgiving Day, or anytime tbh - Pumpkin Pie - Sweet Potato Pie - Pecan Pie - or a Cream Pie Thx always for the laughs gang and have a happy holidays 🤟🏽💙

I bought my Switch 2 with Uncle Ben’s Credit Card

Hello Snark, tank, and team. I had a teacher I called a pedophile in class because he was an asshole all school year. Now that I'm grown up I feel bad about the way me and my other classmates treated him. Did you guys have an asshole teacher and later realize that they didn't deserve the harsh treatment they got from you or other classmates?

VHasCumToo

What are some of your favorite artists either that broke up very early on or just had tiny libraries (we’ll say 3 albums or less) mine are Audioslave, gnarls Barkley, and this small band from Minnesota called New Medicine

spider verse art direction is just better Fortnite

Sup chuckle fucks, Was wondering if any of you guys had some crazy thanksgiving stories. A few years ago my family had to deal with one of my uncles being arrested for running an illegal gun operation in NJ the day before we were all supposed to get together. Happy Thanksgiving and stay classy. 🙏

Sweeny Todd

Yall think the gov still gonna be shut down until the holidays, maybe even into next year?

GEARSxWARRIOR

So with insomniac doing another M Rated wolverine game. What other super hero do you think could be done a lot more justice with an M rated game. I personally have hoped they’d revisit the Punisher. The og Xbox game was way better than it had any right being.

Guess who’s getting a walking dead spin-off

Make it 1 minute

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

Please do a Halloween themed episode where you call it a Halloween special but your infact just wearing a hat

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

Are you reposting this

kweermo

not much of a question but i just wanted to put yall onto this archive. this guy has been optimizing & repacking a bunch of delisted steam games. the delisted transformers games are on here & playable online. (look up how to join the WFC/FOC warehouse fan servers, shits pretty active rn) along with street fighter x tekken & a bunch of other sht. theyre downloadable straight from here & theyre actually safe lol. tested several games, u just need 7.zip to extract em from the direct downloads https://archive.org/details/@rohankar

shock.wav

Hey guys, just wanted to know if anyone is interested in seeing guillermo del toro's frankenstein? Just saw it last and thought it was great! Happy holidays and take care

Al Quraan

https://youtube.com/shorts/0AYX2qbtbcY?si=lo3FdiyvefLQk1Mo

Roadside Piss Bottle

Hi Crisp, Klingon, and Derelict - long time listener first time question asker. I was watching one of the remote episodes of the podcast and noticed that Derrick and I have the same bendy little desk lamp. My question is: what is the last time you recognized something that you own in the background of something you’re watching? Mine is when I was watching one of the remote episodes of the podcast and noticed that Derrick and I have the same bendy little desk lamp. Thank

Brian, The Radical Radish

Hey guys hear about Sam pepper blowing out a kid's eye with a Roman candle india, then fled the country. He even got the gall to say that the they started it, when he found out the kid eye is put of her socket. What the fuck.

randeep kang

Hey Future skull measurements; In the last episode you talked about the Halo remaster and it got me thinking, Were there any decisions put into one of these remastered games that absolutely drives you up a wall based on your experience with the original I absolutely love Oblivion and I really like the remaster but the re-recorded voice lines for some of the characters are genuinely worse than the originals and it baffles me that they let that happen Ps. Go to the small dick for problems reddit, it's very funny

dangers awesome

Does anyone have a link to the “meggerdeth” video I need it to send to a friend and I cannot find it

Downhome65

Dear misters snark, In a previous episode y’all were talking about how fantastic Tetris is, and I would like to share with y’all how Tetris saved me from evil. Back in 2020 I was wasting a *lot* of time on Twitter. I had deleted the app from my phone but would constantly log on via desktop web browser. I would type “t” into the address bar and Twitter.com would auto populate. I did this so frequently it became muscle memory, to the point where every time I opened Firefox I would instinctively type “t, enter” and waste away on that hellsite. To combat this, I deleted my account and erased twitter from my browsing history. I then visited Tetris.com several times in a day. From then on, my muscle memory would take me to the Tetris website where I would spend countless hours enjoying Tetris, and I never used Twitter again. So, to turn this into a question, have y’all ever been able to successfully turn a bad habit into a good, or at least neutral one? Thanks so much, ❤️ J.J. Jizzinson

GayPop Semen Hunters

Hey there, my dudes, Seeing as you guys are generally all music and movie connoisseurs, I was wondering if you guys have music videos that you absolutely adore. Not necessarily music videos that you think are the bests of all time but some that you personally love and would probably watch on repeat (Whether it's because of the story, mood, cinematography, etc.). I would list Music Sounds Better with You by Stardust, Acid Rain by Lorne, Symphony by Clean Bandit and Labyrinth by Mondo Grosso as some of my GOATs. If you haven't seen some of them, I highly recommend. PS: For anyone in the thread reading this, I'd like to see your suggestions as well. I'm always on the look out for amazing Music Videos. Have a good one.

Napster of Puppets

Hello, gay minos, There’s been multiple convos about movies that were lightning in a bottle that can’t be replicated. The biggest two being Ghostbusters and Back to the Future. To combat the “nostalgia” argument, can you think of a modern day argument to that? Best I can think of is Tucker and Dale vs Evil. If you have not watched that movie, do yourself a favor.

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

Hello Snark boy, Lava Girl, and Sweendriod, I recently had a falling out with a friend I've had for 10 years, and it's unlikely we'll ever be friends again. Any advice?

Scooped James

Fun fact when the Spanish conquistadors came over they wore thick cloth, a breastplate and believed that a bath a month was enough so the natives gave them a fuck ton of soap but the Spanish being nasty fuckers thought they were being worshipped with these offerings of animal fat. Their guns still took a while to reload and had Les penetration than there javelins. The main thing that killed the natives was the spread of diseases and filth off of the Spanish. My question is if you could give any past culture or empire a modern technology and knowledge of how it works, what would you give, who would you give it to and why would you give it.

The Bigfoot that only shaves his pubes

Oi ‘Ughie that NexBox is diabolical mate!!

Hey y’all, been listening since Ep 1 but my first time paying up. Enjoy my monthly tithe. I’m ashamed to say I was plagued by a nightmare recently where I found myself in a tiny padded cell with Sween. I wish this was a joke. The cell was so small we couldn’t stand upright and we both wore straight jackets. We spent the hours arguing over superhero power scaling. When we disagreed Sween would kick me. The dream ended with me awaking in a cold sweat. So my question goes as follows: Have you ever had a dream including one of your co-hosts? Homo-erotic daydreams count so please provide explicit detail. Thanks for all the laughs over the years, also don’t worry my username is rage bait.

Jack Cairn

Sup lads. What is genuinely the worst movie or video game you have ever seen or played? I've watched a few bad movies, but can always find something to like about them. However Aliens vs Predator: Requiem is genuinely the biggest piece of Godzilla shit i've ever seen in the 30 years of being alive on this space rock. Dumbshit story, could barely see the movie because of how dark it is, and the maternity ward scenes showcased why some screenwriters need to be blood eagled (If you know...). Thanks for making my work days go by faster by listening to your gay asses <3

Using the power of AI and VTubing to bring my dead dog back to life.

My dick don't work and it make girlfriend sad. Advice? (Genuine question)

N-word Scissorhands

What's good voices my doctors SWEAR aren't real(jokes on them, I replaced my pills with tic tacs). With the ever increasing horrors that is AI and our societys ever decreasing cognitive faculties, how long do you think we have before a fake ai video inadvertently causes a war or conflict SOMEWHERE in the world and which nation would be the first to fall for it. Stay classy and remember, pills are for schizos

ShowingMyCat9/11FootageSoSheTooCanNeverForget

Hey boys, just needed some life advice. A few years ago, I moved out of my hometown. I had an easy well-paying job, made good money, had a tight friend group, and had everything running like clockwork. I missed my stupid retard-ass family, so I moved back to my hometown in 2023, and it’s been catastrophic since. I’ve not been able to hold a job, I have an insane ex, my family no longer cares that I’m back, my best friend from high school that I reconnected with fucked me over, along with some other former friends just ghosting me. The only thing I have left going for me is my current girlfriend. I’m still struggling with what I need to do. Do I go back and try to capture my old life, or stay with a good woman that actually cares about me? She doesn’t want to move away, so there’s no room for compromise. Happy Halloween, cheers.

UNSC Forward Unto Dong

If one of those $20,000 robots which are remote piloted by a human person (possibly a man), had a "woman" variant and you fucked it, would that make you gay?

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

could you expand on this?

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

Ok so i have a question and it is how does derrick feel that despite Chris having connections to the industry he has never once pitched gangster quest to any of them?

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

Who's top who's bottom and who's in the cuck chair

Bullet with my Cum by Nonpoint

Hi Chris and the ☹️ boys. Why do i feel like an retarted pig with down syndrome being raped by steve McQueen whenever my questions get read?

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

Hello 2 cums (just chris since he so handsome) and one fat shitty bitch boy who deserves a pool table shoved up his ass (Kingston), do you ever accidentally give the impression of being a racist/anykindofphobic, etc.. for example aperantly at my old job at a retirement home i somehow gave the impression of hating homosexuals despite being gay myself. It explains why i wasn't very liked by the rest of the staff

Sweeny is okay now derrick deserves a skin blister

What's your gayest moment!

Young Colin gifting himself a present (it's a bomb with a copy of Mega Man 2 inside)

Hello Chris Raytheon Investor, Derrick Pilots 9/11 planes, and Tom Sweeney. I work in fast food and as a result have met some true troglodytes, so I gotta ask, do any of you have a story or anecdote of a particularly stupid coworker or customer?

Trans Dragoon, who really needs to be healed

Hello twink boy thicc boy and that one. Question mainly for Derrick. With how MAGA aligned the UFC has become. Will there be a point were you go nah fuck this and just give up watching the product? Cause seeing cesspits of humans like Kash Patel, Elon and RFK is really testing me

RacistYoungColinBeLike. YoThatsMyFavoriteNegaMan

Hello hollow husks haunting my nightmares. With the Louvre being heisted by some guys cosplaying maintenance men, how would you steal the crown jewels? Stay criminals!

ThickJuicyBurger

Hey you goobers. Since it's the Fall season I wanted to ask you three fools a fall season related question. Of the three of you, who's cum do you think tastes the best?

Sween's ass is grass and I'm feeling like a cow

Hello people I will one day skin and make into skin suits. You guys have any stories about crazy people you've met. Mine is that a woman (white) walks by my job and screens the n word at imaginary black people.

Adhdeviant

What should Thanksgiving turkey be replaced with? Duck, steak, pussy perhaps? I appreciate any insight you might be able to give to this matter.

Eating yogurt in the bathroom

Any interesting Thanksgiving dinner debates/arguments with family members

Collin Kirk

Can you help me cure my gayness

Yall ever piss green instead of black like it usually is

How's it going, fuckers? We're now in November which means we're in the cusp of Thanksgiving and Black Friday and I'm curious if you guys got any wild Black Friday Stories

PleoTCA

Woah chill I’m talking abt establishment democrats who do nothing to prevent ppl like Trump from abusing power. I’m not talking abt like Mamdani or AOC or anything. I also mean the way that the left drove away a lot of their base by focusing on dumb shit, I probably should’ve rephrased my comment tho.

Purposely running over butterflies when mowing

8 months when I was 14

kweermo

If I don't cum for more than 3 days it hurts when I finally cum

kweermo

Can you cum so hard that your balls explode

Beezlebozo

Salutations Salacious Crumb, Savage Beast, and sween. What version/era of a person would you bring into the modern day? I think I would bring back 2016 Ethan Klein and forcibly make him watch an H3 podcast live ala A Clockwork Orange. Cheers

Almost a year without an upload Chrissy boy

Hey baby gang! I actually love when you guys talk politics, I think Chris and Derrick are a lot better suited for it than they think & I find it very insightful. Anyways, do you guys think the Left or Right are more responsible for this current situation? Love you! Edit: I mean people like Kamala and Biden sitting on their asses while Trump takes over, not taking about normal left like Mamdani or Bernie.

Purposely running over butterflies when mowing

Hey gang I moved to Austin on a whim with some friends and I fucking hate it. The End.

Gym Broboy

Have any of you genuinely tried doing No Nut November? One year I lasted about 7 minutes after waking up on November 1st before I decided it wasn’t worth it.

The Mold on JK Rowling’s Walls

Real

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

Hello godless chimps and quasi-human. Have yall considered killing yourselves

I'm not gay I'm just deeply closeted

Speaking of No Nut November, what’s the longest time you’ve gone without busting? I swear I’m not lying, I once went 35 days. When I started back up, it was horrifying. I had so much prostatic fluid built up that it came out like milky piss. It took until about the 4th time jorking it that I was back to normal volume. P.S. I’m the guy who busted in gym class doing pull-ups.

Kyle Kulinski’s YouTube Video Titles

Hello my real life friends (not parasocial). Have any of you ever broken anything in a fit of gamer rage? Controllers, keyboards, etc...

Hunting Puerto Ricans for sport

You furry fuck!

E A Sports, It's in the Sand! (Saudi Arabia)

Hello homos, Give me 10-20 minutes on why turkey is ass and is a conspiracy by Big Chicken™️

Lizurd

Had to cut off my grandparents for being bigots abt , so this will be my first year missing thanksgiving and Christmas with my family. Have you ever had to cut any family members off and how did you deal with the fallout?

Butt what is it good for Absolutely nuttin

Hello my fellow raging racists. I'm an operator at a nuclear power plant. What are some misconceptions you had about nuclear power before you learned about it? Hell! What do you think goes on at a Nuke plant? I'm always curious what people think of nuclear power.

E A Sports, It's in the Sand! (Saudi Arabia)

Hello, wretched of the earth. Its my birthday month (Nov 15th) and the present I want from you all is this: who would make the prettiest girl of all the hosts? I think that sweeny would get huge tits but hes rectangular prism shaped, so I think it's a game of who's genes win between Chris and derrick

Address Starship Kannonbomb

No question fellas. I went as Little Red Fellow for halloween this year and NOBODY clocked it. Sorely disappointed, that is all.

emoticons going like this

Hello friends and doppelganger Which modern sony first party game is actually worth playing? For reference I really like ratchet and sly the most. I have played rift apart

young Colin seeing Aliyah and thinking I need one

Greetings to the gremlins that live in my phone. No question, just a guest suggestion. It would be cool to see Jared Dines and Austin Dickey. They are both active musicians and YouTubers. They seem like they could hang with you degenerates. Also, Jared Dines is in a band with Howard Jones called Scion. Keep up the “mid” work lads

Big Shirtless Ron

Since Half Life 2 was named Game of the Decade for the 2000s, what is each of Y’all’s Game of the Decade for the 2010s? And what do you each think is the 2020s front runner so far? Thanks you Zionists.

Changing My Name To PleoTCA So That I Can Also Get Like 4 Questions on the Show in a Single Month

SWEEN! Who's the best One Piece girl and why is it Carrot?

Jelqing but for Girth

Sup Mexican ambiguous, honorary Mexican, and soon to be Mexican. My question is your coworkers have been abducted and replaced with skinwalkers, what are the dead give aways that they're imposters?

Craig the Canadian vs Craig The Destroyer

Hello to the only POC content creators I watch, this question is for Chris and Kingston. Have you ever watched MTVs Downtown, and if you haven’t, I promise will raise my tier membership if yall go watch it.

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

A few years ago I was on a night out with friends and an older couple asked if they could join us to the next bar since the one we were in was closing. I said yes and spent most of the night getting drunk and chatting with them and at the end of the night he gave me his card and said if I was ever in Berlin to look them up and they'd return the favour. The next morning I googled him and it turns out he was the director of nuclear nonproliferation (disarmament) for NATO. Being in LA I'm sure you see famous people all the time but have you ever actually struck conversation with any of them and if so, do you have any favourites?

Ian Miles Cheong's biggest hater

Hey there my precious dads and Sween, have y'all ever wanted to do more content in The Snark Tank channel beside the podcast and gay covers. It would be fun for you guys to do more activities together, like a tier list video for example where you guys try out different stuff and rank them, like I don't know, fucking sodas for example. That could be fun 😊

Kingston's Long Lost Guatemalan Son

First time question asker! I’ve been suffering along with you guys since right before the pandemic and I don’t normally feel compelled to ask anything. This is extremely important though: Kingston, I have a new word for your ever growing lexicon. This is a direct quote from The Lord of the Rings: 'No niggard are you, Éomer,' said Aragorn, 'to give thus to Gondor the fairest thing in your realm.’ Look up the meaning and origin of the word, you might get a kick out of it. Much love for the years of entertainment snark boys. I really appreciate you!

DantePadfoot

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Black Quagmire Says Niggity

Gay

Mr. Hot Salsa

Good afternoon Soft A, Hard R, and Sweeny. What's your favorite non-cum/piss based drink? I'm a firm Vanilla Coke advocate and would gladly die for it. Stay Gay

Jared Fogle isn't allowed near his inner child

What's up the only podcast worth my cash Special seasons/months or times of year I know spooky season is coming to a close but I just wanted to say I like tying in my life events to this time of year I got married 3 years ago on 29th of October & I typically take my yearly vacations around this time to prep my Halloween costume party & anniversary special dinner night But I most definitely love staying in with the wife & watching scary movies with her. I know most people tend to plan important get together/events around Christmas but do you guys have any unorthodox times of year that you plan get togethers or organize your life around to try to celebrate more around? like around spring summer or fall or even a special month that has significance you?

watch Shelby Oaks by Chris Stuckman in theaters

What are your favorite parody songs?

Geoff Keighly took Miss Piggy home to slam ham

Hello, Men. Has anyone else noticed "weird" being used like a slur recently? It bugs me.

E33 is a neil druckmann game for Jacob Gellers

Hey there Chris, Derrick, and demon. I’m not singling out Kingston for no reason. At my uncle’s wake in July, my mom had asked to borrow my speaker to play some music. The thing is, when she turned it on, it directly connected to my phone and played the last thing I was listening to: this podcast. I can’t remember the episode but all that was heard was Sweeny’s evil cackling. I instantly recognized it and completely turned off my phone before anything was spoken. I was so ashamed I simply kept my gaze down. I had completely forgotten about this until I went drinking with my cousin and he said, “yo, do you remember that demonic laughter at our uncle’s wake?”. Stay safe.

BeatoMyMeato

On my way to the boynecologist to get a boybortion for the brown baby cooking in my butt oven(I have to shit really bad)

Watch this video of Brazilian kids recreating DBZ fights. https://youtu.be/n2tyIIsl7f8?si=-yqtTYMa_Sx62f2I

Kyle Kulinski’s YouTube Video Titles

Now I know ai is unethical and blah blah but what’s your favorite abomination you’ve seen AI make? Mine is when they show ring camera footage of various animals preform a kamehameha of shit at old ladies

Eat cum

Hello there boys, I recently stumbled upon a video from 2008 of a 7 year old kid that stole his grandmother's SUV and with a friend driving it down the road 3 blocks crashing it. What caught my eye is the pure Kingston energy of the kid saying : "I do not care, it fun to do bad things" and when the reporter asked him if he cared that he could have killed someone he says "No, I wanted to have some fun with my friend". My question is, do you have a youtube video that embodies your personality. Thanks (The vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4)

No this is Patrick

Hey guys! I remember there being lore about people getting into car accidents while listening to the show. I wanna be canonized as I was rear ended by a semi while listening to the sween solo episode. Thank you guys for keeping me sane during recovery and fuck you Kingston.

I started this company. YOU KNOW THAT I'VE HAD SEX WITH GUYS?!

Hey mommy's good little batty boys, long time listener and supporter here. Question for Derrick and Chris, what is a good electric guitar for a beginner? I already have years of experience of sight reading and music scales from playing trumpet. I've also been dabbling into music software and tried to create my own music but even with that kind of experience, I'm ass at it. I would appreciate for any helpful tips.

Queen of Faphazard (I got so hard for a gay ass guy, in the end, I came inside his butt - Penis Park)

Derick ruined the og god of war theme as I play it I just start saying “I am gonna fuck a sheep” thanks for the laughs boys

Tankis The Trash Man

Happy Holidays Coquito Chris, Soul Food Derrick, and Mexican Sweeney: Can Chris pull some strings and get David Jaffe on Snark Tank? David started a show with Gene Park and it’s hilarious, David is crazy. I think there’s some interesting conversations that could be had about Veilguard and GoW.

We Gettin Riyadh Money

Hello dark lords of this very spooky time. If you could tear down one monument and replace it with whatever you wanted, what would you do? I would replace the statue of liberty with a femboy dressed in the same attire but with a slightly shorter dress just to piss off old white people

Seymour Butts

Hey Prozac, Alcohol, and Gun: How would your lives be different if you were straight and well-adjusted?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

Niggas posted a day early. How many dicks would a bigbutt fuck if a bigbutt could fuck dicks.

Duckmaxing

You guys brought up the idea of plotting out a soulsborne style game but with Lolcows as bosses. I love this idea so much and I'm desperately hoping it becomes an extra ammo.

Doing a reverse Fent lean at the Radahn Festival

Do you think Mario Judah lost weight so he would stop being confused with Sween?

This podcast is sponsored by Gay Butthole legends

Hello Cummo Kaiba, Yummy Yugi, and Joey Squealer; long time listener, first time Patron. What was your "12 year old me was onto something" moment for an interest/hobby? For me, I was a huge fan of the Yugioh animes when I was younger, until my girlfriend got me into the actual card game later on. Thanks for all the fun episodes that make the ride to uni bearable.

Kamen Rider D-icks

Hey guys, im trying to explore new music and also just generally curious. What’s a song or album that you’re listening to frequently these days? Me personally I’ve been going through noname’s discography and exploring some Spotify recommended rock and indie shit.

Quube

Hiya, boyo's. Being a listener since episode 0, I remember a time where Chris had supernatural powers of either premonition or willing things to happen (which led to Dr. Drew's demise). I bring this up cause I noticed Chris stopped using this power. My question is, what IS the deal with airline food? But seriously, is Chris just scared of using his powers lately? Thanks and have a shit day. The cool shit not the bad kind

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

Hello to my three beautiful bouncing baby boys. Who would you rather have as President? Ben Shapiro or Nick Fuentes? And you can't kill yourself

Unc on a Trunk

Hey boys, just a quick little anecdote about Xzibit since you talked at length about him on the last episode. I saw him live at one of the strangest concerts I've ever been to. He opened up for Hollywood Undead and Cypress Hill in Denver a few years ago. He was completely shit faced, and his set was absolutely dog ass. Somehow his DJ was more coherent. Anyways, keep wiggling weiners, boys

Bisexual Jewish Ginger who can't pick a struggle

Hello gentlemen. What is something yall do that’s very nostalgic for you? For example, playing video games on a gloomy and cold fall day brings me back to my childhood like nothing else. Side note I turn 22 this month so it would be sick if yall locked in and read my damn question. Much love to you baby boys.

Barsoap, The Gay Bar Of Soap

Fo you ever find yourself struggling to deal with the way men are portrayed in society? I’ve been having an argument w this girl I’m dating and she thinks it’s okay to say/do XYZ to men bcz they’re the oppressor group, but to me, treating someone differently based on the way they were born and nothing else is bigoted. I understand there’s a lot of shitty men out there, but it’s not like being a man is what causes that. I guess my question is how can I get over this argument? I can’t even look her in the eyes rn

She chern on my obyl till I disaster

One for Chris and Sween - for the Chickensgiving stuff you guys have done in the past, what dishes have you enjoyed the most, and are there any new ones you'd like to try making in the future for it?

Rat Beef Sandwich

Can you guys do an extra ammo running through the specification of gangsta quest? Story, mechanics, gameplay, etc. it would be entertaining + I’m a software engineer and would like to use it as instruction to make an indie version of the game Bless up homeboys and Chris

splish splash I was gaping his ass

Anything you guys looking forward to that’s been perpetually in development hell? Sweeney how many of your children would you sacrifice for Winds of Winter?

Walmart Brand

Hey guys. Sorry again Derek for being afraid of you for being black. Anyways, if you were tasked to make a No Nut November-style abstinence challenge for every month what would you choose? For example, No Judaism January for Jewish people, No Fred Durst February, No Derrick December, etc.

Aspergers in Paradise by Jimmy Bufu

Hello boys. My question is a pretty quick one. What do you guys think is cooler: magnets or lasers. I know a real thinker. PS so happy it's Thanksgiving soon.

Imagine Dragons Official

Boys. My employer is changing my hours so that I work from 4am to noon. Should I take an angle grinder and chop off my balls?

Are all furries pedophiles by default?

Dear dark meat, dark meat, and light meat, gun to your heads what staple thanksgiving food would you be the most willing to fuck to completion?

BigUglyJordan

Hey you trio of derelict husks, when movie watch along?

Emasturbation Cocklamation

If you were to be made into a snark tank human centipede who would be front, middle and back or would you be a triangle to make it fair

Bubble

Im 10. Why does my peepee hurt?

Yo guys it’s me Charlie. Hey did y’all see sween fuck that guy just now?

How much cum can cum cum cum if cum could cum cum cum?

iram

Greeting boys, You are shot back in time to your final interaction w a person of your choosing. You can say anything to them and it will not have any permanent consequences but you can’t physically hurt them. Who would you choose and what would you say?

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