September Question Thread!

Maybe a bit of a cope question, but Who are your guys’ predictions for the 2028 presidential nominees? Who’re you hoping wins the candidacy? James Talarico is my #1 cope answer but Gavin Newsom is a charisma demon.

Walmart Brand

There's this guy in the comments who doesn't like guest episodes, could you do a neverending conga line of guests just to spite him? They don't even have to be anyone noteworthy, just pick up people at random and bring them in, it'll be funny.

Jon Jafari on safari

Do you guys wanna come over to my place to play some checkers? I got grape soda and have a free Domino's Pizza offer! I'll even let Sween be allowed to say the N-Word. Please come over.

Jesus is canon in Dragon Ball

What is your wildest night life experience? I used to work night security for an art gallery (no joke, it was known as the VAG) so ive seen some wild stuff. We had an art piece outside the gallery called "Gumhead". People were encouraged to stick their ABC gum on it. One night I noticed someone getting real close to the gum covered abomination. My coworker got the guy to go away, but revealed over the radio that this guy was taking pieces of gum off the art and shoving them in his mouth....

Daniel the Demon-Slayer

hey guy, yesterday we were supposed to have a rapture. What if it did happen? But nobody really noticed because theres just not enough people that were worthy enough to be raptured. Would that be reassuring?

Tacko2D

so a followup to chris’s teen-jesus story, its in the righteous gemstones which is danny mc brides show but whats really funny is the person playing “teenjus” is an 80 year old walton goggins 😂

nintendo direct narrator trying heroin(first time)

Hello all-fathers. Have you guys heard about the Frank Sinatra karaoke murders in the Philippines? Apparently there have been many cases in the Philippines of people being killed whilst singing My Way by Frank Sinatra. With that said, if you could choose, what song would you like to hear right before your death?

BeatoMyMeato

Hello my favorite work appropriate podcast. Not a question just a shameful story. On episode 356 you asked "Who even calls the FBI?", I did, on myself. I was in middle school and had a T-Mobile sidekick with access to the Internet and Wi-Fi at home (a dangerous combo). Needless to say I basically just used it for porn. One morning I was watching some MILF JAV porn at like 240p when my phone blacked out and had a notice that my phone had been locked by PRISM for illegal activity and that if I didn't pay $500 in fines my info would be forwarded to the FBI. In a horny panic I emailed my local regional FBI HQ and apologized for looking at pirated porn while underage and begged them to not tell my parents. They actually got back to me and told me it was probably a virus I got from the porn site and that I just needed to take it to Geek Squad to get fixed. They also advised me to put down the porn and focus on school instead. I was absolutely mortified and embarrassed at the time but it's a funny story now.

Heath back from the fields. what did I miss?

Hey fellas, we can suggest all day long who to have on the show but what show would you guys like to be guest on yourselves? If any.

Michael Rojas

Greetings, you vile serpents. What is the most annoying trope in your favorite media genre? I, for one, can't stand humanoid aliens in sci-fi. The Sangheli and Krogan are fine, it's shit like the Greys or half of Star Wars that annoy me. I understand that was the only real option for aliens back then, but now we have the technology to do something more. And I'm tired of hearing the excuse "with so many planets, it's bound to happen." Brother, the human form is rare on Earth, and we're from here; what the hell makes you think it would be any more common beyond the stars? If you want to see some unique alien designs, check out Wayne Barlowe's "Expedition"; it's the most out-there shit you'll ever see.

I hereby sentence Chris to death by starving turtles

Heya boyos, no clever nicknames today because what I have to share has deeply upset me and I want to share the pain with you all. There's a tiktok account of someone going around a local uni campus and pissing wherever they can get away with, and not in the bathrooms, and posting them to tiktok. IT GETS WEIRDER, there is now a spinoff with the twist of shitting on a highschool campus. I hate this city, I hate this state, get me the fuck out of here. The accounts are TAMUCC Pisser and VMHS Shitter respectively Much love, Your friendly neighborhood slut

Slut in Theory but not in Practice

Knee how Driver, Passenger, & The one with his ass out the window. Anything you boys love to eat more than anything but rarely do since it is a bitch and a half to make? Love my grandma's bulgogi japchae but I don't like standing in front of it for 7 business days.

Round_Eyed_Asian moving into his own place after 26 years; all homeless welcome

Guys did you know RFK is actually deeply ashamed of the condition he has that causes his vocal cords to bounce? I wonder if that’s what made him evil

Hammer Game

my trusty tank crew, I have applied for my contractors license so I can quit my fuck ass job. do yall have any good quitting stories? I would also settle for times you got to put a customer or manager in their place. much appreciated fellas. Hopefully they find someway to unweld the tank hatch soon!

natl.ParkStranger

Hello Excellent role models for future generations, Hypothetical for you: Every time you piss it goes into your face or your debt increases by 1 dollar every minute. Also, Derek I've decided to start listening to cumtown thanks to you. Cheers Freaks!

orange cat enjoyer 🐈

Helllo bastard, whore and gender bent chris,

kingkong's dingdong wrote in

Can I get a Happy Birthday? I'm asking in late September because mine is on October 7th

PleoTCA

Hello solid sween, liquid sween, and naked sween It’s been funny to see a lot of content creators I watch become metal gear brained the same time I am (obviously bc of delta). For an extra ammo you guys should create your own absurd metal gear esque alternate history timeline of events for a contemporary history moment I.E the mossad takes out Harambe, or punished venom Ethan Ralph. Much love keep up the good podcasting📦

Logan McDaniel

Hey funnymen and other, which member of the OneyPlays/SleepyCabin group would you most like to have on that hasn’t already? I’d be keen to see Chris O’Neill come on.

The Girl Who Loves Deer

Hey guys, Has anyone noticed that the lore of Charlie Kirk and Steven Crowder are getting mixed together? The college campus change my mind guy is Steven Crowder but I see people giving Kirk the credit. Thoughts? Did Kirk pick up the mantle since Crowder faded into obscurity?

Dmnsrage

He's the key

Molested By Annoying Orange

Hello Gay, Retarded, and Bitch. Question for Sween, do you think that the medium of comics will ever regain the mainstream popularity it had in the 90's. Or at least be as popular as manga is now?

Molested By Annoying Orange

Sween, Chrastopher, Deerick, if you could change one small thing in history, no matter how far back and how much it could impact things, what would it be?

Tom Sweeny—Beloved Children’s Writer

You guys should make a gay parody of this sandy hook tribute song that will i am produced for the 13th anniversary of the shooting this december https://youtu.be/DsSn_-NRwBQ?si=ZKr6yPNdfEMEG1Ud

Is there even one good reason to be conservative genuinely

Hello Mexicans, have you seen the new sonic game, Sonic racing crossworlds? They have a Spongebob collab as well as a Avatar the Last Airbender and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles collaboration planned down the road. I'm so curious that I have to check it out. Thoughts on this malgamation of IP and will it do anything new? I certainly hope so!

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

What’s up ticker, grub, and brumak? When I started working at the previous hospital I was employed at, I was charged with running instruments to a trauma surgery in the OR. After several miles and two hours of constant sprinting, on my last run I delivered some clamps to the circulating nurse. I was new and didn’t know the names of instruments and would often refer to them as shapes. When she asked me what I had brought her I said “I dunno it’s a trapezoid.” And at that moment, the patient on the table literally fucking exploded. His chest went pop and canceled his subscription to Xbox life. I took the instrument back, went to the basement, and consumed a pop tart to process what I had just seen.

The way Derrick mispronounces posthumously hurts

Hello gents, obviously a "Dream" guest for you guys would be somebody like Keith David however; who would be a "Nightmare" guest, somebody who would be both miserable for you to talk to and also do terrible in terms of viewership?

Bullet With my Cum by Nonpoint

Even Freddy Mercury wasn't THAT gay, holy shit!

Jon Jafari on safari

Whats the gayest answer to a question/hypothetical that you've ever heard? One time a gay buddy of mine would only answer a hypothetical with "I wouldn't do that".

Jesus is canon in Dragon Ball

What’s going on metal head, halo lover , and every bad take sween. My question is simple. Would you prefer to take a shot of your dad’s cum or a shot of your mom’s period blood? Sweeney and Derek assume that your family is complete and happy for this situation. You cannot kill yourselves, you have to finish every milliliter (I’m an American but I want to make sure I mean everything)

Shot Uncle Colin Moriarty

Hello, White, Semi-Sweet, and Dark Since Chris is a retarded Zimmer hater, I’d love to hear Sween and Derrick rank all of his Scores! Mine is “Gladiator” for sure. “Elysium” got me through some tough times. Peace and love been watching since ep0 and Chris since 2015

Franklin Distelzweig

Yo, Cretaceous Chris, Sween the Bean, and Poo Pilot. This is mostly for Sweeny since he likes Critical Role. Are you excited for Campaign 4? Since Matt Mercer is not DMing, and having Brennan Lee Muligan DM it got me courious. Should I watch the last campaign or just go into this one when it comes out?

It's ya boy, Seanny D

Please gay with me

18 Naked Dereks in the showers at SWEEN RANCH!

Sup Honorary Honkies, have you encountered English fails that were so good you had to add them to your regular vocabulary? Mine were when a Korean kid wrote "Smells the poo" on the overhead projector in permanent marker, and later the same kid forged a note from one kid to another that said "Please gay with me". "Smells the poo" makes great bathroom graffiti, "please gay with me" is self explanatory.

18 Naked Dereks in the showers at SWEEN RANCH!

Not a question, just wanted to let you guys know there's a Nightmare Before Christmas Concert at the Hollywood Bowl October 25th and 26th featuring Keith David as Oogie Boogie

MaxSilhouette

Respect 🙏

Michael Rojas

Is this a feat? Hey you apple eaters, I'm moving out of my current apartment (1 bed, 1 bath) so naturally I'm throwing everything away. As I arrive to my bathroom to toss my plunger I realized the last 3 years I've been living here I've never clogged the toilet. Which is weird cause I know I've shat here before. I'm '5"11 and 160 lbs if thats means anything. So I ask, is this a feat. Thanks for reading and collapse.

Gym Broboy

Helping a brother out with this write in. That person with the Animan Animations name, this is what he's talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=782nI45iYsY

Tacko2D

Sup boys, this Q is for Christ of Fern (aka Christopher): can you leave the room and let D Diddy and King Kong talk about Kirk in the dirt? Even though trump didnt die, its lame you aren't talking about a piece of shit turning into manure

Kingdad and Christofather taking out charlies

Have you ever had a crazy experience in online gaming? Like for instance when i played GTA Online for PS3 a guy randomly spawned all of us into the center of the map and started giving us millions of in game currency. Then that server shut down immediately

PleoTCA

How’s it going, chumps? Not really a question but it appears Texas is gettin there own Zohran Mandahnj named Peter Talarico. I’m hoping this’ll cause a shift and maybe encourage there to be more Zohran’s in control. P.S. Charlie Kirk looks like Live-action Butthead

PleoTCA

Hi guys, I personally think that picture of Chris where he push his own glasses a little bit outward making it look like he has tiny eyes, can be a great scumbag shirt. I would pay for that shirt, here the example https://imgur.com/a/1QKJMRU

randeep kang

For sure, I suggested they stream playing overcooked or something

Buttstuff Actual

What’s up pillowbiters, With the recent talk of overcooked and Colin streaming it for Sacred, can we get a stream of you guys playing it (preferably in-person) so we can enjoy the ensuing physical violence between you? Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Buttstuff Actual

Hey y’all, were there ever any tattoo ideas that you had that you’re glad you never got. Over the pandemic I got way too into the persona series and thought it would be cool to get the main parties masks of p5 tattooed as a half sleeve but was a broke college student. Now that I have the money I have no intentions of getting it and am so glad I was broke back then

Majin Helen Keller

Hey there Sween and Derrick, how do you guys think Game of Thrones should have ended? Kingston, what do you hope to see in the books if they ever come out? More Euron Greyjoy? Jon Snow being revived or staying dead? Daeneyrs being less boring? Chris, go watch whatever movie is in the background or something while they answer

Linkin Park Faint Tune-I Need Dick, deep inside my hole, Dont pull your cock from me

If you guys got cancer would you get chemotherapy or just kill yourself? I have a severe phobia of throwing up so me personally, im leaning towards killing myself if that ever happens

Is there even one good reason to be conservative genuinely

Ahhh you watched that hit piece that conveniently didn’t mentioned how he never condoned nor downplayed that and decidedly didn’t go over the fact that he debunked this almost half a decade ago

My dick be longer than a Silksong runback

Hey, boys. Kyle Kulinski was on the Doomscroll podcast. Highly recommend listening if you haven’t already.

Gaymes Bond in Octobussy

Hey boys, did you guys hear about YourMovieSucks defending loli porn and justifying his beastiality fetish? Dude’s a creep

The Girl Who Loves Deer

Hello my guys I hope you are well. Happy Mexican independence day and here is my ask: Marjorie Taylor Greene has spoken openly about publicly naming Epstein clients and I had this thought like imagine she starts naming people and showing pictures of people and you see a picture of your friends and then somehow a picture of you like what do you do in that situation? How do you clear your name before you are instantly murdered? Be well boys.

googling what is a blumpkin at work

@Seansoko_ on Instagram looks like Derek and he just ate/drank(?) slimy okra water, thoughts? Also I always thought he kinda looks like Derek

Narcoleptic mattress salesmen

Not a question but I noticed a neat thing. Shoe's guest episode premiered 9/10/2020. Exactly 5 years from the day Charlie was permanently cancelled by the woke.

Colin Moriarty

Idea for an extra ammo: Guessing the movie from the letterboxd review

PleoTCA

This is just a thought about how the Podcast started. I genuinely think that if Derrick wasn't made a member after his guest appearance at the start, that maybe this podcast wouldn't have kept going. No offense to Chris and Sween. I just think Derrick helps keep the show in Balance. Just saying things would be so different without him.

Tacko2D

Hey can I just say the person or people complaining about too much snarktank content is dumb and gay. I listen at work a lot and it’s good to have a back catalogue because I could potentially still drain that shit in like one shift

Hammer Game

Greetings Better Fuel Huell, Better Rim Kim, and Better Fuck Chuck: I know absolutely nothing about Metal Gear Solid, but I recently watched Dunkey’s recap of the entire story and now I know even less about it. If I play the original games, will it make somewhat more sense?

My dick be longer than a Silksong runback

what do you guys think is the best response to diss track? MY favorite ones were that teacher responding to Jake Paul's Teacher Diss song, and then the Flobots made a response to Logan Paul's dog shit cover of handlebars

PleoTCA

Did you guys know that you can buy a copy of Boss n-word on Blu-ray? They renamed it to Boss though

PleoTCA

Greetings the single greatest justification for segregation imaginable. . . and Chris & Derrick. Has Chris (or Derrick/Sween) ever played Cursed Halo? If not, can we get a live stream / extra ammo / $1000 only tier where we can play it with you for 30 sec?

Funneling Sween's cut into the American Heritage Foundation

I know this probably won’t get read on the show, for good reason. But the backlash Chris is getting is completely disproportionate to what was said. 3 words and people act like you’re pissing on his grave. They really need to grow up

Walmart Brand

Greetings used napkin, penny, and chip. I have a hot take for Kingston and Derrick to seethe over. I genuinely think that to pimp a butterfly is so bad that em’s recovery is better. I will take no questions

The way Derrick mispronounces posthumously hurts

Good morning or afternoon, you fuckmothering motherfuckers. I've been a huge Borderlands fan since Borderlands 2 came out. When Borderlands 3 came out, it killed my enthusiasm for video games for a long time. With Borderlands 4 out and nearly everything I wanted from 3, I think it's incredibly fun. But I can't help but feel deadened to the marked improvement. I guess my question to y'all is this: What game, if applicable, killed your enthusiasm for video games?

Venom singing Strangers in the Night really well

The snark tank has turned me into such a bad person that when Charlie got Kirked, my immediate thought was "you murdered Charlie Kirk, you shot him in the neck, mr Gri-iiinch"

John_Pot

CHRIS. Were you aware that completing Spider-Man for the PS2 on Hero Mode would unlock the Green Goblin as a playable character? You can roam around NYC on a glider throwing bombs. Worth a look.

The Girl Who Loves Deer

Gay cover idea - People are Strange by The Doors - People are Gay

Dmnsrage

what episode does sweeney get fucked

Wolf Haley

I think its intentionally blown out

Watch flcl

Hey Dyslexia, Loki, and Kingston's Dad's son, If ya'll were actually able to sell N-word passes, how would you go about it?

What's more dangerous? Shouting the hardest of N-words you can or whispering -We Should Form A Union- in an Amazon Warehouse?

My beautiful boys! I started rewatching The Nanny and it still makes me laugh but it got me wondering, which butler would win in a fight, Geoffrey from Full House or Niles from The Nanny?

Kayla Rivera's dead and rotting baby daddy

Hello ChrisRoundGun, SomeFatGuy and Tom Swollen. During the pandemic, I was deep in the trenches of the tf2 community and scrounging for social interaction on several discord servers. Several conversations were had with femboys, and gay furries, and all the like, but one of these interactions always stuck with me. At one point there was an argument for jerking off being better than sex because when you're pleasuring yourself, you have complete control and can tailor to yourself. This always sounded like a virgin's coping to me, but I'd love to hear y'alls thoughts on the matter as someone who has yet to pop the cherry.

Bitchless Hxmo

Yo chris I'm going on a thousand mile road trip. Any advice? Also kill yourself because you're gay and bad. Toodles!

Gym Broboy

No question but I wanted to clarify Olivia only left the H3 show temporarily and it was over harassment she was getting about working for Ethan and not quitting the show, some of which came from Anisa herself, to the point of a mental breakdown and alleged suicide attempt

Gay

When do you think Bernie last came? Do you think he still be fuckin’? Do you think he says, “Bernie or bust!” when he’s about to pop?

Gaymes Bond in Octobussy

G'day! Long time listener, first time donor, been here since the nakeyjakey episode. I've listened to every episode and a lot of them multiple times over (I dont know whats wrong with me either). I've always enjoyed your stories of absurd encounters such as Chris offhandedly mentioning seeing someone dressed as a waffle fighting somebody outside a bodega or whatever. Would love it if each of you could share a story of ridiculous interactions with strangers. Ps Love from New Zealand!

Insatiable_Snark_ Fiend

This

Hey player !! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!

This is so sad dude I watched his earlier stuff and she was always such a sweetheart to the fans .

Hey player !! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!

This thread is the most horrifying thing on the internet. I love it.

Bruno Moyaho

Hi guys, here is more context about the dv video of bradtasteinmusic but there is a uncut version of the audio where brad at the start of the audio was angry at his now ex but couldn't give a reason why he was angry so he was trying to make something up on the spot involving walking the dogs. He also did hired his now ex as his channel manager, maid, and social media manager and didnt want to pay her even though he made her quit her full time job for him. What more is that his discord mods that now hate him leaked a 40 minute video of Brad making a cipher disstrack bashing his ex girlfriend and it's not good. Funny how this all started because he took a picture of himself with h3h3 and it ended with dv with is ex-girlfriend. Literally because brad turned insane cause he's was a big fan of h3h3 and couldnt handle the backlash from his own audience, he tried to apologize and lie everytime about his h3h3 opinion so people would leave him alone but brad doesnt know when to stop talking causing him to spiral out of control and leading him to what he has now became.

randeep kang

recently found out my brother still likes h3 and my friend likes asmongold i fear i have to put them down

Homeless Transfem who went back to school

You guys hearing about these pathetic losers trying to cancel people over jokes about Charlie Kirk?

PleoTCA

Hello my 3 pre HRT femboys. Would you accept $1 billion but you become permanently addicted to fentanyl?

SweenLicksHisHandsCleanAfterUsingTheToilet

In the last episode, you mentioned that you wanted to make Scumbag shirts for Chris and Derrick but couldn't find one for Derrick. You should use a pic of him from that video where he dresses up like the joker with lotion on his face. I would totally buy that

Man Of Action

Greeting, voices inside my schizophrenia and autism ridden brain, long time fan, first time question asker. Regarding the situation where Charlie got Kirked, do you think it was just a random assassination, or do you believe Trump orchestrated it to distract from the Epstein files, the birthday cards and stuff? Please never cease.

John_Pot

Hi there, Impidimp, Pangoro, and Garbodor! This one’s mostly for Chris and Derrick. In a previous episode, you guys talked about mixing could y’all take a listen to the first 35 seconds of a song called “Deer in Headlights” by I Wanna Be a Jack-o’-Lantern and break down what went wrong with the mix once the drums and lead come in? Love y’all keep up the great work!

Hey player !! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!

Hello shadows at the edge of human understanding, long time listener first time homeless. I once saw two homeless men 69ing besides a Staples in a bush (not at all hidden from the highway may i add). So What is the wildest thing you've personally witnessed a homeless person doing.

Mr. Widdle Willy

What’s up. So Eminem has a song called “Don’t Front”, a song I genuinely believe to be one of his better songs especially around the MMLP2 era. However, for YEARS until I think the 10th anniversary of MMLP2, the song was locked behind having to have bought a bundle with Call of Duty: Ghost that included the version of the album with that song. Until the anniversary edition you either had to own that or listen to it off YouTube through someone else’s upload. All to say, my question is has there been anything you guys genuinely wanted that’s been locked behind some stupid shit like that, aside from Elective Amnesia being Apple exclusive Chris.

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

Hey guys have you seen TheGamerFromMars's " 100 White YouTubers Who Said The N Word." I was disappointed that chris wasn't in it but Imallex and Videogamedunkey where.

randeep kang

Hey Can you guys take Idubbz back I don't want him in the same country I lived in,thanks

randeep kang

Heya, Thighs, glasses, and gap. Have you ever seen a meme in a language you didn't speak, but through the intrinsic language of memes you were able to understand the meme and laugh?

¿Seis leches? ¿en esta economía?

Now that Charlie Kirk’s a “moderate”, how does it feel to be the last 3 online humans with a consistent belief system?

HIV Positive Charlie Shein

Dear North Tower, south tower and, girthy 7th tower. Please don't read or do. This is for the unimaginative $25 and up Patrons: You're laughing, Charlie got Kirked and you're laughing. Gunman must have been a marksman, to shoot him from that distance and avoid his forehead Get Kirked Let's say, hypothetically, that my boy did indeed "protect his neck" Funny, Charlie ended up leaning left in the end. Claims to be pro-life *dies*. Curious. When I'm in a getting shot to death competition and my opponent is Charlie Kirk, debating a bullet midair. 😧 Total Kirker Death The good guy with a guy was 200 yards away.

Trump I-Framing through the consent of women & children.

Hello boyos from across the great plains, wanted to ask if there is an artist/genre of music that you didn't enjoy until wayyy later on? I am only now getting into Nine Inch Nails and wider industrial and its insane I didn't do so sooner. Thanks a million from a goth club worker and fellow degenerate

Schadenfreudian Slip

Really wish I wasn’t banned on Twitter right now

My Chris Hansen Tomogatchi needs to hit ur vape

I don't know what you're talking about I've always had this name and profile picture

Trump I-Framing through the consent of women & children.

Not a question but damn the replies to the news are lowkey insane. The fact that we’re at the point where people are memeing minutes after feels a little dystopian to just a few years ago.

Buster McTunder

Has anyone checked on Paul Joseph Watson recently? I feel like he’s been out of the spotlight for like 4 years at this point

UNSC Forward Unto Dong

Y’all have been awful quiet on socials since Kirk got slimed the fuck out

Bitchless Hxmo

What was your reaction to Charlie Kirk's death?

Dickabod Crane

Hey demons who inhabit my cars sound system! We’re planning a celebration for “the event” that transpired. My question this month is what’s the most surprisingly good concert you have been to, I saw simple plan play what’s new Scooby Doo followed by smash mouth for free at Epcot a few years ago and the vibe was honestly immaculate!

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Hes also hypothetically gay

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

You fucker. You beat me to it.

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

Let’s say hypothetically that a man who made fun of political attacks of his opponents, who was also a big proponent of the second amendment, hypothetically said that gun deaths are the cost of keeping “god given rights”. Now let’s say hypothetically this man was shot and died while obfuscating mass shooting statistics. Would you hypothetically feel empathy for this man or would you hypothetically say RIP BOZO. Just asking questions.

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

Hey, this question is only ment for Sween. Why did you do it? I know you did it. You took a 2 day trip to Utah, I saw you there. Denying it only makes you look worse. You literally used a toothpick and a slingshot. Just admit it Sween.

Jesus is canon in Dragon Ball

What was the best birthday present you guys have ever been gifted, whether that be by a friend, a family member, or a total stranger? My birthday is September 10th. I'm sure you can infer what I'm referencing.

Thiccgod

I don't know what leftists you're talking about but I'm literally drowning in the cum of my peers please send help

Trump I-Framing through the consent of women & children.

Hey comrades, it’s been a few hours since Kirk got shot. There’s obviously a lot of discord online, but I’m noticing a lot of leftist people mourning him. I understand condemning political violence, but the man stated multiple times that gun deaths were ‘worth it’ in order to keep lax laws on gun ownership. My question is when are we going to stop pretending like the moral high ground is going to save us? Thoughts and prayers

Fun fact the rapture did happen nobody went

In response to the me start of episode 355 (The Irresistible Man) the premise of a novel length suicide note in audio book form is literally the premise of 13 Reasons Why. Turning this into a question, which one of your bits would make the best Netflix original series?

Nicholas Brilhart

Charlie Kirk situation is crazy

CharlieKirk?MoreLikeCharlieMerk’d

Yo rest in piss Charlie, anywho you nwords gonna buy borderlands 4? Side note: Elon has been mad quietly lately.

Shot Charlie Kirk

What is your wildest night life experience? I used to work night security for an art gallery (no joke, it was known as the VAG) so ive seen some wild stuff. We had an art piece outside the gallery called "Gumhead". People were encouraged to stick their ABC gum on it. One night I noticed someone getting real close to the gum covered abomination. My coworker got the guy to go away, but revealed over the radio that this guy was taking pieces of gum off the art and shoving them in his mouth....

Daniel the Demon-Slayer

RIP Charlie Kirk

Cory

Hey, I was at the campus where Charlie Kirk got shot. The whole school was evacuated, I think I saw no less than 60 emergency response vehicles show up within 10 minutes of it happening. Jesus fucking Christ, guys, this doesn’t feel real.

If god is a woman, I’m coming for that Deussy

Charlie Kirk false flag or gay psychopath call it

TawnyMonarch

Did you know the bullet that hit Charlie Kirk was laced with traces of a really sexy man's hot sticky cum?

Cum Eat Chinher Gordon

CHARLIE KIRK SHOT. That's it. That's the question.

Timotheus865

Do you think Charlie Kirk's gunshot wound could fit a 4inch diameter penis? Asking for a friend.

Jesus is canon in Dragon Ball

CHARLIE KIRK IS DEAD

googling what is a blumpkin at work

He died doing what he loved. Strategically owning the Libs by bleeding out infront of them so he didn't have to answer their questions. His Last Words were: Counting or not counting gang violence? *Bang* This could be a turning point for the USA, when are y'all going do the podcast from a different country?

Trump I-Framing through the consent of women & children.

CHARLIE KIRK SHOT IN NECK

Big Boss

what's good Cobalt, Rubidium, and Tungsten-ston? Do you think there are certain movies that shouldn't be seen in HD? I recently watched the Darkman movie on 4k HD and in some parts you can see the blue screen not properly keyed out. Have a Day

PleoTCA

Knee how, reincarnation of the three fifths compromise. Do you guys ever think about how you don't react to things the way you should? Either muted expressions or feelings towards something other people are treating like a big deal? For example I have seen double digits of people getting shot or dying in front of me and the pressing thought was "I have math class in like 10 minutes I can't be here right now."

Round_Eyed_Asian moving into his own place after 26 years; all homeless welcome

Hey boys Did you all pick the same Mass Effect 3 ending? I'm hoping you didn't and will start yelling at each other for 30 minutes🤞

Sandy Hooked on a feeling

Hey Fellas, Did you see that patreon implemented live streaming. Would you guys ever consider doing some kind patreon exclusive stream, fore example since you mentioned maybe doing call ins, that might be a fun idea.

Emasturbation Cocklamation

Hello Steamy, Piss, and Erreckt. What noise do your cohosts make when they cum. Please demonstrate. Asking for a friend.

GeneralIntelligence

Listen to boss n word theme song (HD) on you tube it’s such a fucking banger

PepsiKong

https://youtu.be/zDKsUx6VAeY?si=LdJMod4RX75BuO6M 0:00 You’re welcome

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

Alright alright I don’t think I’ve ever written in before but have any of you guys heard of this andypants gaming shit? Dude lost custody of his daughter for making a shitty ai game, basing a character off of her (a ten year old stripper), and then PUTS CSAM OF SAID CHARACTER IN THE GAME. Bury that man under the jail

Logan McDaniel

this is mainly a question for sweener! this year has been fucking crazy for rap music and i was wondering what his album of the year so far. personally the new JID album and Clipse album are my favorite but i still need to listen to the new Little Simz and Tyler albums in full.

sween pls show off ur sneaker collection

Have you guys ever had an interaction with someone you’re a fan of that made you feel parasocial? Personally I took a photo with stavros and never posted it because I was like “well, I don’t even know this guy, and he has 0 clue who the fuck I am” even though realistically there’s no real issue with that

Hammer Game

P.s. quit bitching about you guys recording long episodes i need them to get through my 10 hours shifts lmaoo

Blight Howard

Hello my lovely uncles, Just to touch on a topic in episode 355. RogueLIKES are games where death equals complete reset/end of run, think binding of isaac or risk of rain. RougeLITES are games where there can be one or multiple forms of permanent progression to make each run easier, usually with a bit more focus on a story, like hades or returnal. Roguelikes CAN have permanent unlocks like alt characters and such but every run will still typically be starting from zero.

Blight Howard

Chris in ep 355 you can see a little brown Jackson. Can you show it off I'm acoustic and like being nosey k thanks

JulesAdventures

Hey there Sirhc, Kcirred, and Yeneews Would you rather lose all your skin, or lose all your bones? See ya, chumps 👋

Lae’zel’s Biggest Simp

Hello Blue Album, Pinkerton and Raditude With the concerningly naziish trend that culture seems to be on as of late, it's not out of the question that movie studios will begin to ride this wave by making "unwoke" remakes of popular films. If this were to happen, what movies would you think would be the funniest if turned "unwoke" (Such as an all white remake of Black Panther or Inglourious Basterds but they all die 20 minutes in and the movie ends)?

Majin RFK making senzu beans illegal because they turn you gay

Hey Chumps, What's the funniest alternate ending you've seen from a movie? There was a Movie called the collector about this robber who stays to deal with a night of traps by this serial killer. There's an alternate ending to this movie where discovers the serial killer was in the house. While leaving, he sees a little girl in the house he proceeds to flip her off and flees.

PleoTCA

Unrelated, but goated PFP

PleoTCA

How is going NayGiggers from Space Outer Favorite crackhead theories of yours? (theories that have no basis or evidence). It can be from real life or from any media. I like to believe that the world of Mad Max is only exclusive to Australia, and the rest of the world is still the same. I also love that some people believe that the Five Nights at Freddy’s world take place in the same world as Arkham Asylum.

It was me Barry. I’m the one who unwiped your ass just as you pulled your pants up

Do you guys think the Minions served Hitler? If so how responsible are they?

Bullet With my Cum by Nonpoint

Does burial by pusha T count as commercial rap?

Narcoleptic mattress salesmen

Chris, why haven't you messaged Jontron yet? All he can do is say yes, no, or come down there and slap somebody's wife. I know you can live with any of those outcomes, ech!

Jon Jafari on safari

Howdy Boys, formally fired listener here with a short anecdote and question. Some of the topics on the podcast recently reminded me of this kid I knew in middle school who I hung out with because his parents were rich, the only thing i remember about him from the years I knew him was that if I went to his house he would almost certainly be playing one of his 2 favorite games, Mass Effect 2 or Tak and the Power of Juju (1) and even as a kid I was confused by this dichotomy. Anyway this leads me to my question, whats better a good chicken sandwich or a good burger.

sandwich

Hey boys! So, my mom has been, thankfully, getting off the Trump train recently. And it's made me think, what level of insane shit would it take to make you change your opinion or ideology on something?

Jesus is canon in Dragon Ball

The topic of music come up a lot on this podcast. Especially rap, metal and punk. How do you guys each feel about the crossover between punk and rap or metal and rap. Stuff like Bodycount, Bob Vylan, Ho99o9 (Horror), Fever 333, Hourhouse, Dropout Kings, Oxymorrons, UnityTX,... Or for Derrick specifically, how do you feel about crossover metal genres in general.

The 1st Church of Keith David Presents SWEEN, The Darkest Cracker

Sup guys random question cause im curious cause u homies are from nyc So i heard mamdani the homie want to get rid of the gang database nyc. My personal opinion is i like mamdani but idk some part of me feels liek a really bad play considering what happened to that kid junior at that gas station a year ago maybe im paranoid and dumb cause i was born in nyc and some part of me feels like throwing that out would cause more problems…idk whats do you guys think about it cause most of the people on the database are hispanics and aftican americans..and theres been reports of bias because of this. I ask does the end justify the means and trust its oki if not im honestly curious have a good day people and keep talking shi to keep me sane lmaoo

ASTROBOY

Hello Shart shit and piss. Day one supporter first time question asker, My question is What’s the most insane shit you’ve seen either happen to someone else or more “I’ll keep this in the mental funny moments compilations”? When I was like in elementary I remember my neighbor walking to the front door of my house in the dead of night asking for help, and my Tia telling me not to let him in. I remember looking through the window and him looking confused and dazed until he fell to the floor and convulsed, and blood leaking like a faulty pipe. Apparently he had a brain hemorrhage and fuckin died and cops came a little later. Not traumatic per se since I’ve seen other stuff but more “woah wtf that’s insane, mom gets the camera”. Sometimes his son still looks at my family from across the street like he sees harbingers. Also I watch on YouTube sense I have premium and love to support as much as I can. Love ya fellows you’re good for when I’m working out, or for when I’m really baked. Also sween, please pop Lilys brothers tires before I do, I GO TO CSUN AND HAD TO COMMUTE FROM LONG BEACH SUCH BULLSHIT TAKE THE BUS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON OMG IM GOING TO BEAT YOU LIKE YOUR FATHER. I WILL HUNT YOUR CLAN

Narcissistic Moose

What's your final boss theme?? For me personally I'm a fan of when the final boss theme some how incorporates the game main theme into the mix. A peak example is God Shattering Star from Fire Emblem Three Houses. Even though the games story and final boss are absolutely stupid and GAY, the final boss theme at least have me feel like I'm actually doing something monumental.

Kingston merging with the sand trout to become gay

Shout out Derrick for putting me on to cog dis. I’ve been watching for 2 years so far and it really relit the fire in me to pay attention to politics again

GEARSxWARRIOR

ok writing in as you guys asked for it (on the andromeda debacle): I did play mass effect 1 and 2 however i was pretty young maybe like 7 so i didn't finish 1 i played 2 in preparation for Andromeda had a great time and finished it. then when andromeda came out i had a great time on it probably for its gameplay and I was 13 when it came out. although I will add mass effect 2 did stick with me more than andromeda did story and character wise

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

Hey there, voices inside my head. How far is too far when pushing yourself and your body? I work in the movie industry as a focus puller/1st Camera Assistant and it feels like every filmmaker is a self-harming psychopath in a Stockholm syndrome-like relationship with their work. Myself included. Recently i got a spinal injury at work. I got hit in the lower back and walked away with a micro-cracks on 2 spinal cords. Luckily it’s not too serious and will heal itself according to a doctor. (The only damaged part is the “spike” protruding from the cord.) However that didn’t stop me from going back to work way too soon. Luckily it’s a small scale TV production, so i could lay down and pull focus while resting. On top of that today i woke up with a high temperature. I took 2 pills, put on a mask and went to work. It’s a busy season so getting a replacement for myself this fast is very hard. Did you ever do something this idiotic health-wise? What’s the worst injury/sickness you pushed through to get work done?

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

I understand Kingston's Pain, my friend has told me multiple times that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown with ADD.

PleoTCA

LMAOOO wait that’s nuts

McFoley’s

What are you called? Rochestans?

Venom singing Strangers in the Night really well

Saint Shirt Guy will be canonized

Venom singing Strangers in the Night really well

Howdy, you scurrilous scalawags. Given all the shit with Amazon and it building a company town and all that weird nonsense, how does it feel to know that RoboCop had the closest idea of what the future would actually be? Also if you're gay and actually want to know what "Silence of the Lambs" means: within the actual story, it refers to the idea of the main character's effort to get past a traumatizing event that happened in her past. Watch the movie or read the book by Thomas Harris, do it.

Venom singing Strangers in the Night really well

Hey tungsten jameson, Chris radium, and Derek platnium, what’s your favorite kind of metal? Like actual steel metal materials

Narcoleptic mattress salesmen

What happened to the inward club?

Shot Uncle Kirk

But he's already in his closet.

Wolf Deity

Sup Mike, Jay, & Rich, Since Sween was talking about how unrealistic the people in Jaws were I just want to say you’re dumb & gay because it was based off of real events on the Jersey shore in 1916. People just genuinely thought that sharks wouldn’t eat people so they kept getting in the water. Scientists & Politicians called people crazy for thinking a shark could kill a human. So people have always been dumb.

American_Butter

I know you guys mention Marvel and DC on the pod, you guys fw other comics like The Goon or Hellboy?

PleoTCA

Hello Closeted homos, in a recent episode you were talking about star trek teleporters they do explicitly say you die when you are teleported, it is stated in the prequal moviewhen they are installing the teleporter in the enterprise. the way that they work is you are deconstructed and your pattern is saved in the memory buffer and then remade at the other location. There are even episodes where the original isn't deconstructed but a copy is made on the ground in both the og star trek and in TNG.

Kingston Jameson

I hope Sween's smile reading my name filled everyone's heart with joy. If you had to choose between fucking your cohosts on livestream with your friends and family tuned in OR each roll a dice and whoever rolls lowest loses all of their money AND takes on any debt of the other two cohosts, which do y'all vote to do?

Kayla Rivera's dead and rotting baby daddy

How many backshots would y’all take if every stroke meant one year is taken off the life of the person you hate the most?

Jesus is canon in Dragon Ball

This may just be a Sweeny exclusive question, but was Avowed really as much of a let-down as I experienced it as? Was I just tripping after being so hyped from the Pillars of Eternity games? Idk, bro. I like Elder Scrolls style games, I like Obsidian, but I'm really just feeling quite sad about it all.

Cum Eat Chinher Gordon

Y’all fuckers should check out Arcade Bops on yt. They’re a lounge band that does covers of video game songs and did a cover of Snake Eater that sounds even more James Bondish than the original. They somehow only have like 3k subs but 117 videos.

Big Boss

Hey waltuh, follow @jameson_laugh_daily on Instagram they post different edits of the j Jonah Jamison laugh clip every day

Narcoleptic mattress salesmen

Guaranteed chris will love this question

Jon Jafari on safari

Yo snark crew, Random thought. Imagine if Colin were hired as a project manager for team Cherry, and he kept insisting on raising the price of the game to 30 dollars. After months of this, one of the team members pulls a Desert Eagle out of his desk and blows Colin’s head shmoove off. Thanks all

Tej Brar

Greeting my lord gun of ray, majesty black guy and peasantson The snark tank has become an official religion and you three are considered its “gods” what lines of virtue would be written in the Snark bible/tome. Extra: King of haphazard would be your pope (or equivalent) and the only real requirement outside of what you three add to the Bible would be that every male would get a reverse circumcision (all tip no shaft) tap tap no take back

FrankenTubbie

Hello gents mostly a question for Derrick but what are the first steps to staring a band in terms of equipment that one wouldn't typically think to get or how to import recordings into a DAW? Thanks gay voices in my head

Batman Beyond is amazing. WB needs to burn

quick question! are midgets inherently funny?

Hate crimes commited on camera by ten hispanics in scumbag hoodies while ain’t no rest for the triggered plays as they molest

Sup NERDS. If you had to pull off a heist for the Hope Diamond, who's your heist team and what's your plan? Stay moist 💙

ThickJuicyBurger

Vern troyers sex tape got leaked like 20 years ago by his girl and i think that along with the general bullying from being small lead to a decade long battle with alcoholism and eventually suicide

Is there even one good reason to be conservative genuinely

Green Gay - Faggot Case Do you have the time To cover me in slime? I really want to get a taste of your nuts I am one of those Insatiable homos I’ll suck you off the bone, no doubt about it Sometimes I just start craving peen Sometimes my mouth wants dicks of meat It all keeps adding up I’m such a faggot slut Am I a horny boy, or am I just gay?

McFoley’s

Hey ed, ed and eddy. Derrick has brought up buckeye Arizona in a few podcasts and as a native buckite the rapid growth of the city is bananners. The only things that hasn’t changed is the sonic, that shitty saloon across from it and the steakhouse. Just giving u a lil update fr

Johnny Rash

Heyo people on my list. In a recent episode you guys talked about pedo catcher videos and it reminded me of a video my coworker showed me of a video where one guy throw a predator in the air and another guy punched him mid flight. It got me thinking about what insane combo from a game or any fictional ip would be absolutely insane to watch in real life.

I Over Use The N Word, Im Mexican

Hey boys, did you know that you just lost the game?

Siona's Fat Fucking Girl Cock

Hi Chris, can I move in with you. I’ll pay $267 per month to live in your closet

The real KANYE here

You guys occasionally bring up Stavie. Did you see he guest starred on Bert Kreischer’s podcast for a month. Apparently everyone is just hate watching the show and were ecstatic to have an actually funny host. That leads to my question, if you guys let someone host instead of you for a week and every one unanimously liked them more how would you move forward with the show?

Horse from Stallions of the Dead

Denzel Washington's confession scene at the end of Flight, but replace the word "drunk" with "gay"

Maybe Charlie Kirk was just hyper autistic and his special interest was getting shot in the carotid artery.

Damn that sounds really rough. Could be a good song too, I just can't hear it at all lol

Maybe Charlie Kirk was just hyper autistic and his special interest was getting shot in the carotid artery.

Hello Thing 1, Thing 2, and the Thing that Should Not Be. In episode 349, you guys were talking about gorillas and Sweeny asked "Do you think you could beat a gorrila in-" to which Chris interrupted and said "No. I don't think I could beat a gorrila in anything." And that got me thinking: What if you were in a contest with a gorilla, where a 60 second timer counted down and when time was up, whoever was still a gorilla would lose? Do you think you could beat a gorilla in this contest under these circumstances?

Maybe Charlie Kirk was just hyper autistic and his special interest was getting shot in the carotid artery.

Hey all, was there ever a tattoo idea that you had but never got and are glad you passed on. For me I got into persona 5 during covid and cuz of the isolation I pondered getting a half sleeve of all the party members masks, and now looking back I’m glad I was too poor to get

Majin Helen Keller

What do you predict would happen to your cohosts if they put on the Sonichu medallion?

If this is the last page why is over an hour left?

This question hasn’t been live yet. But I can already tell that Sweeney is gonna bring up the guy that can only see hooks.

It was me Barry. I’m the one who unwiped your ass just as you pulled your pants up

Genuinely amusing how in the bit from the most recent episode about Albanians being from Albany you managed to make a joke about every city in upstate New York except my home of Rochester. Was wondering if either of you who lived upstate ever went there or encountered someone from there and what your impression of them was. Love the show, keep up the good work

McFoley’s

Hello Black, Black, and Black? What are your thoughts on a hypothetical Smiling Friends video game in the same vein as The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Futurama games?

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Hello Warlock, Necromancer and Lard Golem What if you died and found out that Chris-Chan's CWCville is now your eternal afterlife? Thanks.

Dropping frenzied gorillas on Sweeney's exact location like they're Helldivers

Hey Homer, Marge and Maggie What's the strangest piece of media you've genuinely cried or generally shed tears over? Personally, there's this webseries called "Blark and Son" that was produced by Justin Roiland. It's just absurdist bullshit with grotesque looking puppets about a father and his teenage son. The series shows no signs of ever getting serious, until the literal fucking finale where it hits you with the most heartbreaking metaphor for growing up and losing your childhood joy. The episode ends with the single most depressing song I've ever heard, and since the series got cancelled by their network there's just zero closure or silver lining. Shit had me seeing water all afternoon.

Kingston in the Powerpuff Girls writers room be like: What if instead of the Rowdyruff Boys they were the Rowdyruff Hard-Rs

I don't know what I expected, but it definitely wasn't THAT

Doing a gorilla spin after sex

Even though I agree with you, there's no way they're going to read this. I don't even know if it would make for good entertainment value for them to read it

Doing a gorilla spin after sex

Oh man, I miss yikyak. It was incredibly toxic, but so much fun. I wish it came back to google/android too

Doing a gorilla spin after sex

How's it going Hellboy, Abe Sapien, and Carl the homunculus? I recently just discovered that Beavis and butthead is coming to fortnite as i write this. My question is what character would you want to see in fortnite? The funnier the better, they already got King of hill, bob's burgers, and Family guy in the game already

PleoTCA

Shitting, cumming, and farting until you have Colin on the show

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Gay?

Benny yahu and the genocides tm

hey bitches, question directed at Sween, but all y’all can answer In (dis)honor of the new Red Hood comic run coming out, what in your opinion is the worst run in either DC or Marvel?

lesbian cunt (evil edition)

🤩Hello Gaygun, Gayrick, and Tom’s Gay Weenie! my question is is there a game criticism (or any media criticism) that you hear from people that just grinds your testies with hundreds of shredded dimes? mine is the “nobody asked for ____” when questioning why a movie or something gets made…i mean it’s truly a retarded thing to say considering that the best art is stuff people haven’t asked for, did someone ask for a show about the dad from Malcolm in the middle to be a meth producing cancer ridden high school teacher??? and this mindset is so conservative coded because it implies that art needs to stay in some arbitrary confine. An artist showing you something you couldn’t have imagined is core to the purpose of art. Thank you guys for all the laughs and for sween setting his laughing emote to random <3

nintendo direct narrator trying heroin(first time)

Hello ghoul, goblin, and neighborhood sex offender. In celebration of Fall and the cooler weather me and my wife watched Evil Dead 1 and 2. I remembered Chris sucking off Evil Dead 2 so I was pretty excited. The 10 minute transition between 1 and 2 was the most confusing moments of my life as just did not understand what was happening. So my question is what is the most confusing you have been watching a movie?

Jumped MoJo JoJo

This is more of a question for Derrick, since he brings up Dexter occasionally. Did you watch all the way through the original series? I just finished it a couple weeks ago and was curious what you thought of the fat ugly donkey dick that was the show's ending

DooDadDangler

Greetings, Not a question, merely a suggestion. I'm not entirely sure if this had been done already but after listening to one of your Extra Ammos, I thought it would dope for you guys to do one pitching random ideas (Equipment, storyline, characters, etc.) for Derrick's Gangsta Quest. Cheers.

That dude who bragged about crypto scamming that cancer patient out of his treatment money is 100 times worse than Charlie Kirk

Hey, you cock snuggling cum dumpsters, What media related hot takes do you have that would make most people think you're insane, but you stand by completely? For example, I strongly feel that Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy is to Batman, what Chris feels the Halo show is to Halo. I'll hang myself and listen.

Macro

Hello gentlemen, long time listener first time question asker. What is your favorite moment from SpongeBob? I stopped watching a long time ago but I still ask if they are from stupid town, it's such a random but still yet still deep insult. Thanks and have a lovely (dolphin sound) day

No this is Patrick

Greetings Unga, Bunga, and Gunga. What's your weirdest, one-off interaction with a stranger you've ever had? When I was a teenager working at Walmart, I had a guy ask me to remove the emoji keyboard from his phone, and attempted to convey this by gesturing at his most recent text messages with his wife in which he was telling her off about getting the wrong type of milk. The message was half written out, then transitioned into a series of random emojis that this yokle had fat-thumbed into his message. Yes, he was angry I couldn't do it for him, and yes he said I was useless.

Gyro Owns The World

Listen, dude, I agree with you wholeheartedly, but if you think for a moment that we're gonna get anything other than "it's not that serious" or "we don't really care that much" you're gonna be disappointed. You're better off getting a murder confession.

Gyro Owns The World

Hello Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Boy Wonder. My question is for Kingston. Did you know that if you Google your name, a New York times article shows up from 2005 about the time of your infamous train mixup. It's hilarious reading it knowing the context of you and what happened. It also talks about how a year prior, the police had to come rescue you off the fire escape because you climbed down it and got scared. My question for you after all of this is, Why are you like this?

Thermos Grenadine

Greetings Some White guy, Derrick Todd, and King Raygun. As a new college freshman lots of weird things have happened to me, such as how me becoming YikYak famous for 3 days lead to me being insistently invited to a six person polycule. My question is what’s the weirdest situation that your online presence has gotten you into. Thanks up the laughs and stay awesome 🙏

I’m like Benjamin Button but in reverse

Hey player !! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!

Hello my 3 favorite morally dubious minorities! I got a quick one for you. What's your least favorite song from your favorite artist? I can't think of one off the top of my head rn, but curious to see your answers. Thanks for the laughs and the brain damage.

SquidJuice

Bonjour, subjects of slurs; what was the strangest way you or someone you know hurt themselves? When I was 12, I was checked out of school early because my uncle was hospitalized, and my mom wouldn’t tell me why. It wasn’t until we visited him that I learned he tried to take a shit in the woods while hunting, then a copperhead bit him in the taint. Thankfully, copperhead venom isn’t that potent, but his pelvic region swelled to the point it looked like he somehow internally shat himself. 'Till next time.

I hereby sentence Chris to death by starving turtles

On a scale of 1-10, how uncomfortable would y'all be with smashing Krystal Fox?

BrewVap

What’s the worst injury any of y’all have gotten. As I’m writing this I’m almost done recovering from a bruised rib I got in a mosh pit at an emo night club 3 weeks ago, for context I’m 5’8” and ~170 pounds and thought I was invincible after being slammed onto the ground several times edit: correction, 4 weeks, also forgot to mention that it got bruised because me and another guy as tall as kingston rammed into eachother like orks

Kremlin_Da_Gremlin

I wasn’t going to post this again, but holy shit. I’m a big fan of all 3 of you for a long time. But somebody really needs to tell Derrick that his constant overly aggressive need to be right all the time just drains the comedy and good vibes out of the podcast so often.

13 gorillas vs 3 Jeepers Creepers’s, who winning

Hypothetical time! You are paid 100k a year(tax free) but you must repeat school from 1st grade to 12th grade indefinitely. You also must participate in everything. You taking the money?

Daniel the Demon-Slayer

Stupidest, most asinine thing you’ve ever heard one of your co-hosts say, on or off the air? In a previous episode Sweeny took me out when he described himself ‘imagining’ a light that was so bright it started to hurt his eyes, so he had to STOP imagining it.

Bitchless Hxmo

Hello my beautiful progerian polymorphs, My question this month is in regards to the “gen z stare” (basically service workers not caring anymore about your absolutely lobotomized questions) I’ve found myself more baffled than ever that adults who are maybe 10-15 years older than me and some younger, (I’m 29 this month) are unable to do the most basic of actions with a smart phone, like are these people from a god damn tupperware infomercial. But I’ve found myself giving people the “oh wow you’re a retard I’m so sorry” stare more and more and I’m just dumbfounded at the utter buffoonery

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Howdy PHellas. It seems like Supreme Leader may croak at any time. If you could pick his afterlife, what would you pick and why? PS. Where commentary track?

Green Gobblins Greasy Gunt

The Senate

Have you three beautiful men seen No Man's Sky lately? Hello Games finally added fully custom built Corvette class starships with walkable interiors and more. I get that we shouldn't excuse games that release broken and unfinished but I give Hello Games the exception. They never gave up and now it's, in my opinion, the best space exploration game.

She Unga my Bunga

A long time ago I hooked up with somone I really had no business hooking up with: I was drunk, she was drunker, and it was overall a pretty terrible experience. Afterwards, as she's laying on my chest and looking at me with her dumb drunk face, she says "did I tell you I'm an angel?" then before I can let out much more than an "uh", she reaches off the side of the bed to pull out a notebook. She opens to a page with multiple names and descriptions, points to one and says "this is a list of my personalities, and see? This one's an angel!" and I immediately knew I had to get her the fuck out of my house. Do yall have any wild stories of "sticking your dick in crazy" too? If not, I hope you find entertainment in this story that haunts me to this day

Doing a gorilla spin after sex

Howdy snark bois. What is a song that is exclusive to a movie you watched that has stuck with you. For me is "Betcha Never" by Cherie. I heard it in the Batman Mystery of the batwoman movie and its bruned into my psyche. Keep on truckin

Hispanic Clone Trooper

Hey y’all, been listening since Ep 1 but my first time paying up. Enjoy my monthly tithe. I’m ashamed to say I was plagued by a nightmare recently where I found myself in a tiny padded cell with Sween. I wish this was a joke. The cell was so small we couldn’t stand upright and we both wore straight jackets. We spent the hours arguing over superhero power scaling. The dream ended with me awaking in a cold sweat. So my question goes as follows: Have you ever had a dream including one of your co-hosts? Homo-erotic daydreams count so please provide explicit detail. Thanks for all the laughs over the years, also don’t worry my username is rage bait. I do in fact read comic books.

Batman would molest Miles and Peter 2v1 no contest

Hello to the world's biggest Ernest fans Recently you talked about bad tooth dreams. I would like to share one that has never failed to disgust. I dreamed I was eating a sandwich when my tooth came out. I then bit the tooth, but it had turned into either plaque or a tonsil stone, so it went SQUISH and sprayed halitosis juice all over my mouth. Enjoy the rest of your lives :)

18 Naked Dereks in the showers at SWEEN RANCH!

Good afternoon gentlemen, A very long time ago Sweeney mentioned he was reading the wheel of time, to which I must ask, did he ever finish it and what did he think, and for the rest of you has there ever been some hobby/series you wanted to get into but the barrier to entry is similar to a 15 book long series that you just keep putting it a back burner because even the thought of starting exhausts you. Also Sweeney demonstrated discomfort at some of the similarities between how caribbean people talk and us over here in Ireland, he should look up how people from county cork talk if he really wants a fright. That is all, good luck to you

Finghin McCarthy

Not a question but in an extra ammo sween mentioned warhammer Orks not being able to be smart but they actually get smarter collectively the more they fight, they turned retarded after they fucked up all the other enemies at the time. which included godlike wizards and soul horror robots

The5’3Homo

Extra Ammo Idea: Fuck, Marry, Kill. You each pick 3 people or characters for each of the others.

Jacking off with a vegetable peeler

When did you feel the most ALIEN due to the collective stupidity of those around you? I live with 4 roommates whom I didn't choose, and we just realized our vents/Ducts are completely CAKED in black mold. Theyre all a few years older than me, yet are repeatedly waiting for me to complain first to maintenance so they can send their own like 3 word complaints. I've literally explained to these engineering students why it's bad to be inhaling black mold spores like theyre children and am met with a look as though I'm "being a bit much".

Sweeney bouncing on a big ball, eating goo

How are you finding Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater remake?

Willy

Hey fellas I’m sure the answer is probably not but you think we’ll ever see sony revisit some of their ps3 original stuff like fat princess and pain? Even a super stardust remaster or port would be great.

Horse from Stallions of the Dead

Extra ammo idea: you guys should take an existing snark tank character like the dumpster giggler or King Dad and write a creepypasta around him. After you guys have the lore/story established, The snark tank community can artificially inflate the interactions the story gets on places like r/nosleep or wherever else it gets posted. The point is to see if we can end up making this inevitable abomination Go viral like siren head or the back rooms. With Halloween right around the corner I find the idea of a cheesy internet horror story surrounding something as ridiculous as shirt man or pizza time absolutely hysterical. Thank you for everything you guys do

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

Hello Superstraights. Not a question but some clarification. Mosquitoes are necessary to the environment, because they're food for animals that mainly eat mosquitoes such as birds, and their diseases help thin the population of animals that would spread even worse diseases. If I flipped right now you wouldnt even know

Her Kirk game kinda bad

Hello Timon, Pumba, and Mr. Mosby. I propose a very simple hypothetical for your primate minds to ponder: Press a button and Charlemagne Tha God explodes or do not press the button and he does not explode. Discuss. Also Sweeny what is your favorite Tyler the Creator album

Paladin Of Pain

Hey, hamas in disguise. This is mainly for Chris. Since you have such love for doom, I was wondering if you knew about an indie game called ultrakill? I think it'd be right up your alley But for Derrick and Sween. Did you guys have a favorite indie game?

David Dreidleman lead singer of Jewsturbed

Hello trio of dripping cumdumpsters Recently in episode 350 Chris was talking about Naruto and how it strayed from being about ninjas, which made him lose interest. My own version of this is my first time playing a metal gear solid game, which was MGS 5 (I had never interacted with the classics). Having no real idea about Hideo Kojima and his fentanyl-spiked-coke-fuelled writing, it was an uncomfortable for me when fire kids and zombies seemed to appear out of nowhere, in what seemed to be a fairly normal, grounded and competent action shooter game. What is your experience with something that completely threw your expectations for a loop and did it effect how positively/negatively your experience was

Asking a dolphin rape victim what they were wearin

What's good my three musky queers. First time writing in, been here since episode 0. No question for y'all, just want to let you have the Hasan Vocoded video since it seems like you guys couldn't get ahold of it for a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61DN03TXaQk

Queen Christine

Whats your favorite audio of domestic abuse? Mel gibson is goated but brad taste in music is a new classic https://youtu.be/XHjs23-8aK8?si=yrMvCK36n_DLm2kb

Is there even one good reason to be conservative genuinely

You can remove Trump from the presidency but you have to eat every edible part of his body in a week. You can cook him any way you'd like but you have to eat him all or he respawns. He is delivered to you pre-butchered and there will be no retribution.

ShoreMcLoving

Would you rather have four balls or two cock heads?

Bullet With my Cum by Nonpoint

Hay who’s more responsible for the current situation? The Left or Right?

Purposely running over butterflies when mowing

Hi does Derrick like or have an opinion on Acid Bath? They're a mid 90's sludge metal band and I love both of their albums deeply. Fun fact: the first album uses the last painting serial killer John Wayne Gacey made while on death row and the second album uses art from Dr. Jack Kevorkian who assisted patients with suicide through euthanizations. Thank you for making funny podcasts it helps get through the workday.

Rukia Kuchiki from the hit anime BLEACH

please switch sween and derrick’s seats it makes me violent

mongrel intruder

sup cunts with the big news we’re all hoping for on the distant horizon, what are your predictions for when IT finally happens? also Sween check out the new Rich Brian album 💿

Charlie Kirk’s Neck Just Did That

Hey I just wanna know

Gym Broboy

Please for the love of god look up "Matt Damon Arthur", he haunts my every waking moment

twink hole twink hole little star

sup gay gay and FLAMING gay. I asked this to some peeps on the discord but im curious on your thoughts. Do you think if the Raid Area 51 meme happened in a post insurrection world it would have gone as far as it did. 150 people ended up at the gates and 1500 at random festivals surrounding it so it wasnt a small amount. what are your thoughts?

Sniper that's only accurate when he has post nut clarity

Would any of you (mainly Chris tho) go on Jacksfilms new talk show if invited? Would love to see it

Colin Moriarty

Sup José Queervos, On episode 353, you boys asked what Niles from Fraiser sounded like. He more or less sounds like Gordon Ramsey but only yelling 1% of the time and not being out of breath when speaking normally

Act Man commits random acts of violence

Hey fellas Long time listener first time caller. I don't have a question just wanted to pass a long a gay cover idea. Umbrella by Rhinna but instead it's "Sucking on Fella"

Double-Barrel ShaBoingBoing

Is darkness faster than light? Cause before light reaches the end there's darkness in front.

Fuck you Kingston you wrapped an orphan kebab

Hey boys, I just wanted to inform you of a new slur. I am cajun, born and raised, and we have our own reclaimed slur, Coonass. It's because cajuns were considered on the same level as black people back in the day, especially because its a mixed race ethnicity so there are black cajuns. Do with that info what you wish, but you just can't say the word because you aren't cajun.

A sentient jar of Cum

hi gay!! whats the closest a game has come to physically damaging you? personally, valve's deadlock has had me so locked in at times that ive began to develop chronic gamer posture and im now actively watching my posture

THE TRANSSEXUAL SLICER

My impression of derrick making a joke: "what if Britney spears but n-word" then starts drinking some god awful great value shit with ice

Fuck you Kingston you wrapped an orphan kebab

My impression of chris making a joke: "what you mean i love *insert a terrorist organization here* they're the best

Fuck you Kingston you wrapped an orphan kebab

What's up Doesn't speak into the mic, Chews into the mic, and Tard Wrangler. If you became god emperor who would you send to the firing squad for execution first based on minor annoyances and pet peeves? Personally, people who don't return their shopping carts would be the first to become brain mist. And counterpoint, who would get the golden ticket for a good life for small positives or things you find admirable? People who rescue elderly dogs from shelters get to cut all lines at Disney World or 6 flags, and get only green lights when driving. Thank you for your time.

2Blurry2Bigfoot

My impression of sweeny making an original joke: "what if jay Leno but brutally raped in a mini van"

Fuck you Kingston you wrapped an orphan kebab

Chris tell me how am i suddenly arguing with a nerd that i can use gpt to more easily remember programming language terms then googling every single term. Pirate software ass bitch

Fuck you Kingston you wrapped an orphan kebab

Hey boys, this questions exclusively for Sweeney. My question, do you feel like you have a compulsive need to present yourself as an intelligent person because of expectations set by certain family members? As someone who's studied behavioural psychology for many years I want to know, specifically were you surrounded by people who were academically quite accomplished and successful? A behavioural trend I've noticed from you in the way you interact with the other two on this podcast, You seem to have a long and somehow rudimentary answer for almost everything with any sort of intellectual implications, despite most of the explanations you give being conclusively wrong or just blatant misinformation. The way you word things sounds like you're intellectualising conclusions on the spot . (Making shit up)

Sweens Resident Evil arms (ep 67 1'29'15)

Hey twink, twunk and some twigga as a Florida native who finally robbed a Publix for this subscription, what’s your beef with Florida and what parts have y’all visited/experienced. I have been to other states and live in NC for 3 years but still love Florida above all else. Fuck the politicians tho.

The5’3Homo

Hello Tiddies, Pussy, and Balls. Which is less gay? Having sex with a very attractive woman but she has a penis, or having sex with a very attractive man, but he has a pussy?

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

Salutations buckos, What is the worst city/town you have ever stayed at? Prior to a cruise I had to stay a day in Galveston, TX and the entire town was covered in a film of grease, the waters were gray & brown, and everything smelt like BO mixed with piss.

Ate Uranium and busted on his face, melted right through the bone

Hello, has there been a music video which ruined a song for you. Thanks for the show.

SgtShrew

Give me an impression of Trump breaking up Netanyahu at a fancy restaurant. Sweeney is the waiter. Go!

Magnanimous Colin

Dear: The return of the Glasses, Nigroid with the Hightop, and Greenscreen man. I have a question: Why do we dislike those who record deeds of good will but promote drama and toxicness? Thanks for reading my question from the Ugly Bastard Vtuber known as [DOOMBOT] and also much love from The Hotsticks Podcast

Hotsticks Clips

Hello voices in my head that say slurs. In episode 2 of season 2 of the new DC show Peacemaker, Tim Meadows (of SNL fame) plays a character who suffers from "bird blindness", a disability where he is incapable of telling the difference between any type of bird, and only knows the features of different birds from what he has read/been told. I immediately thought this sounded like a bit straight out of one of yall's ridiculous improv sessions. With that context, my question is -- what is the most ridiculous, podcast-tier, stupid character trait from a show/cartoon you've ever seen? I'll take my answer off the air.

Sween the Grouch

If you had to uproot your life and move to a different country, where would you go?

I came in his gay ass so hard that I made MPreg real. You're next, boys.

Why does it hurt

Straight actor Dichael Mouglas

Sup fag 1 2 and the black one. Have any of yous heard of the 1992 classic movie gayniggers from outer space? Yes its real keep sucking dick boyss

ImagineTransCumDrippingOffAlexJone'sRotundHead

Hello, affirmative action podcast. Listener and lurker since the beginning here. I once drank my father’s piss on accident. What’s the closest you lads have gotten to consuming a relative’s bodily fluids? Won’t hear your responses as I’m catching up but cheers regardless

Crusty Kamikaze

Hello, The Fart Spank Podcast. Not a question, just thought you would all want to know that there was an erotic 1995 Doom-ripoff called "Immoral Cumbat"

TrumpoCop “It’s all Computer”

Hey ya'll, I've recently learned 2 months ago, Konami announced that they're remaking Silent Hill 1. How would ya'll feel about a Silent Hill 3 remake, or Dead Space 2/3 remakes ( even though ea decided to shelf the franchise cuz they're dumb, retarded & stupid )

Colin Moriarty

What’s up pillowbiters, Just thought you should know that earlier this year, a falconer for an Italian soccer team was fired for posting pics of his new penile implant online. He also was previously suspended because he performed a tribute to Mussolini at the end of a match, as well as praising him on a podcast. Do with this information what you will. https://apnews.com/article/lazio-eagle-falconer-fired-cc2e23c88825aa76f2759e5144f6caec Thanks and keep grabbing those ankles

Buttstuff Actual

Hello Derrick and the...."other" ones, I have a genuine question for yall this time apart from all the other gay shit. Do yall actually not like disturbed? (It would be understandable since the Isreal stuff came out), but yall talked mad shit about them for awhile there, just wanted to know either way. Thanks for all the laughs!

Nostradumbass

Hello Sweeney and co-hosts. Do you use any apps or services to read comics, or do you keep everything physical? I’m interested in reading Absolute Batman after seeing he kicks a baby into the ocean and was trying to figure out my options to read it. Thank!

Deep Fried Piss

Question for our good boy Sween, when it comes to getting glasses. Have you considered getting the red UV contact lenses that Mario Williams wore in the NLF I think they would suit you pretty well imo.

Thugzilla vs Mothra: Thuggin' and Buggin'

Hey guys, A few episodes ago someone asked if there was anything you now say because of someone. I wanted to add to this and say i now say “beat the piss out of” because of Derick. It started because i thought it was funny and now its just assimilated into my vocabulary

AHUGECATACLYSM

Hello, my favorite Always Sunny cast members. As fans of comedy TV, what I'm about to ask may be considered blasphemy, but here goes: In your opinion, is there a comedy scene that you think works better when condensed into a single frame? For me, it's the "What happened to the stairs?!" bit from Ed Edd n Eddy. Don't get me wrong, it's a funny scene -- but I love the frame where Eddy looks in horror at the dirt outline where the stairs used to be. It somehow gets funnier the more I think about it. Bro, Ed's parents TOOK the STAIRS. Hard mode: no highly detailed painted frames like the ones in SpongeBob or Ren & Stimpy Thank you for your time, and thanks for all the laughs.

Unravel The Sky

my intrepid tank crew, I just passed my contractors exam, trying to leave the fuck ass federal government. when did you all know you could quit your dayjob for your passion? any tips for someone starting their own buisness?

natl.ParkStranger

Sorry Chris and Sweeny but Derrick could you give us an overview of your Raid account? What legendary champs do you have or want? Where are you in the endgame? How do you like the TMNT collab?

Michael Rojas

Hello bing bang and boom Yall talking about the person on the train reminded me of my own experience with crazy people on public transport. One time a man with a thick Congolese accent told me he like my earrings and after saying thank you he said “if you are man, women, whatever you are beautiful and god loves you” and before I could react grabbed both my cheeks and kissed me on the forehead before going back to his seat. I was so shocked I burst out laughing in the middle of the bus. As New Yorkers I’m sure yall got good subway stories as well.

gey eagles be like takin penis, takin penis, gonna take cock with my anus

Greetings fellas! A couple years ago, me and my girlfriend at the time wanted to 69. She went to the bathroom, she came back, and we got into position. I look up and I see unwiped shit on her asshole. It completely killed my boner but I powered through it qnd didn't say anything because I didn't want her to feel bad.

🎵I wanna knowww, have you ever seen the gayyy 🎵

I've recently finished Way of King by Brandon Sanderson, and I absolutely loved it. What are your guys favourite books, and if you don't have a favourite book, what's your favourite setting? Stay snarky.

Welcome to the Gay - Gays and Roses

This isn't a question just a fun fact: Hell in the Christian Bible is a mistranslation that's just never been corrected

Snarktanks Hungest Trans girl is going to Ohio

What’s a movie/tv line that’s 100% improved by adding the word gay to it? “My momma once told me I was gay.” -Forrest Gump

sauce

Who is someone you dont like as a person but would bang? for example I cant stand Candace Owens but I would pipe her through the mattress

Sniggins

Hello albino twink and dark endless voids. My question is what type of dictator would you see yourselves being?

Distraught DM

Hey Chris, Derrick, and Gay Uncle Kingston, What are some close brushes with death you guys have had? For me, it all involves rattle snakes. Never got bit by one fortunately, but I did end up walking too close to them a couple times

Linkin Park Faint Tune-I Need Dick, deep inside my hole, Dont pull your cock from me

Hey what are your favourite games that everyone else hates. not like how some hate fallout 4 but ones that a large majority hate. for me it is mass effect andromeda i played it on release and loved it

Derrick (Not chauvin) is innocent #freehim

Hey Waltuh, Update on my submission from last month, recently got my paycheck for the two hours of training from the job I had, and recently gotten an entry level job at a hotel! Training starts tomorrow and I’ll be working part time as a housekeeper. P.S. the fuckers at the first job tried sending me the a $30 check for the 2 hours of training I’d done for them… 😤😮‍💨 so I should be back on track for college come the winter semester

Narcoleptic mattress salesmen

Hey Waltuh, (collective) Who are your guys’ top 3 OST composers? P.s. examples include Danny Elfman and Daniel Pemberton (writer and composer of little big planet’s OST and the Spider-verse Films

Narcoleptic mattress salesmen

Hey there dink, bink, and tink. Not a question but I implore you guys to check out a video series by Reggles called "Megameat" it's a total redubbing of the entire megamind movie that took him over the course of an entire year. He not only redubbed the voices, but the entire soundtrack via Acapella. Here's a link to the playlist of all 15 parts: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCFkWxGfvC3BclsIhX5gP8pPEoG_M63O8&si=I2lFxZ9yKxK-gKEg Please check it out in your spare time as it's right up your guys' alley in terms of humor

I'm still in a dream Slur Screamer

What’s up, racist, gay, and twink? With the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy being re-released in theatres this month—and the first time the director’s cut of Spider-Man 2 is being screened in theatres—what’s a movie you’d like to see in theatres either again or for the first time?

A Prostate the Size of North America

Hello Kuk, Pung and Ollon. I recently played Dishonored for the first time and while I enjoyed it quite a bit, my main take away from it was "that was a 2012-ass video game". I cant really put into words what that means, but do you have any piece of media that is "very X-year" to you?

Hard Dicks by Parhomore

Hey there Snark-inators. I recently watched the Bio-pic "Straight outta Compton." And it's made me want to get into Rap music a bit more, any suggestions? Secondly what's a Bio-pic you either hate or love.

MasonTheMetalHead, sang Gaydioactive at Karaoke.

Shooting to the quick, the teleportation convo yall had in 352, the game soma does a pretty good interpretation of it, also if I can add to the little ceaser debate. Little ceasers is the preferred pizza over here where I'm at. I've tried domino's from other places and every time it comes out awful and expensive. If anything little ceasers is the one going up in the world. Before you go on a tyrade I've given it multiple chances so that is proof enough for me.

CrimsonPassione

Not a question but did you boyos see the test animation for a Batman Beyond movie in the style of Beyond the spider-verse WB needs to burn in reference to my name

Batman Beyond is amazing. WB needs to burn

Hey Waltuh (collective), I remember Dereck asking for a patois podcast to listen to and I just found one I think he’d like, it’s called ShopTalkJa Podcast. Sionara!

Narcoleptic mattress salesmen

Dear 1, 2 and 3, Many a year ago I was run over by a passenger train (long story, tl;dr I was drunk) and my foot was degloved and I shattered about every bone in every limb. Fortunately, there was no organ or brain damage, but I no longer have a foot and I’ve got hella arthritis for someone who is 27. Anyway, what’s the gnarliest injuries y’all have ever experienced? Thanks for talking to one another and answering questions and stuff 😘

If god is a woman, I’m coming for that Deussy

Dear Trio of Insulting Names, if the three of you were each being hunted by Kingston‘s dad, and you had a one day head start, who do you think would last the longest?

BigUglyJordan

What do you like to do when you get to the part of Halo 2 where you get to the Arbitoreum and Breaking Benjamin plays? When Cortana says to consider sitting this one out.

What an octo-shame

Hola Chris, King Nd Derek, I’m playing GOW for the first time through the Reloaded remake and I think it’s a bit dogshit but the moment to moment gameplay is hilarious (headshot sounds mad loud, berserker shenanigans) but the question is do yall have any gameplay moments from GOW that u will never forget?

Call the chiropractor I’m back

What's your top 3 halo custom games? (if you say fat kid i will fire the gauss cannon pointed at your window)

you fucking fucking you bloody (you bloody!)

Greetings, allies. Can you even imagine what passed as ragebait 60 years ago?

Siona's Fat Fucking Girl Cock

Greetings AWaB, ABaB and ANaB Bruh, Predecessor (Paragon 2) has been out for like a year and none of you have mentioned it. What happened to the podcast I joined because I never thought I would hear anyone else speak well of Paragon

Friendly Fire Exercise

Hey Chris, my favorite and the other one. A few episodes ago you were talking about the horrors of teleporters, and Chris and Sweeney’s fears reminded me of the video game Soma. It’s effectively that exact premise of how the mechanics of transporting consciousness between bodies works and the horrors of what happens to the copy left behind. I was wondering, have any of you played it? If not it’s a really cool story if you can get past the gameplay being from that lame era of horror games when it all boiled down to boring loops of hide and seek.

SpookyThanatos

When I was a kid one of my friends told us how he strangled the neighbors cat and thought we would all feel bad for him for going through that

Dad's Big Hairy Weiner

Hey would you guys do something like a dnd one shot or play it at all?

Dungeon Dragon

Hello gang My question is simple yet beautiful, what video game mods would you install to real life if you could, the mods act the same way they do in the game I.e. a CJ skin would look like him but no one notices/cares

I have no dick and I must cream

You guys talked about Blimpy's lately. Growing up, I was friends with his nephew, who I once watched smash a frog with a rock (this is real). What are the most troubled things you've seen a kid do in your youth? BTW, this guy was like 17 at the time so it was extra psychotic.

wacky racists

Howdy Boyos. Asking again in case it was answered on the episode that you guys couldn’t put out. Awhile back I put down Oblivion to play Expeditions 33, after you guys waxed poetic about it. And I loved it. Additionally, Derek, and Sween were the reason I jumped into BG3 when it finally came to Xbox. In my first playthrough I binged act 2 in one go, playing 25 hours straight with no sleep and only stopping periodically to eat. I’ve played many games for many hours but never anything like that before or since. My question for you is what is the longest uninterrupted time you’ve spent playing a game in one continuous session. Cheers.

ColdstoneET

Hey you fucks. Just wanted to put this here to clarify, I don't actually hate Colin! I did this as a bit for when Chris asked us to change our names to Colin's. So I did that, but combined it with my old name of "Younger Sheldon (plus a horrible death)", BUT I instead made it so it's "Young Colin (plus Suiside)" (Did this since Chris said Colin was "teetering over the edge for years"). TLDR; I have no hate for him, I just think young Colin killing himself is funny P.S. If this doesn't get read each week, I'm just going to keep reposting it until it is, fuck you Big P.P.S. Love you <3

Young Colin doing nothing but playing mega man 2 for a whole week straight

Hey guys, love the show, in a recent episode you guys said unbelievable movie like scenarios are becoming more believable cuz the world sucks, my question is, would that apply to porn to, which porn openings that you've seen have become believable in your eyes if any. P.S. gay

Jason

Hey superman size me, tiny eyes and the inventor of cum, I thought id give you some background on the real story behind my patreon name. Im half British half St.Lucian (pronounced like the name Lucy) and when I was 6 my dad died of a stroke, everything was super sudden and my mum didn't have time to find a baby sitter to keep an eye on my whilst she took me and my older brother (like 9 or 10 at the time) to the hospital to sort some stuff out, so she had to leave me with my grandmother on the St.Lucian side. She was already not very trusting of her since my grandmother was bitter from day 1 (didn't approve of my dad marrying a white woman) but was in a rush, my grandmother saw me as the golden child and doted all over me, so the day after being dropped off, she immediately bought tickets to fly me and her back to St.Lucia, and was only caught because my Aunt happened to pass by her seeing me in tow with luggage and asked what was going on. Anyway I got news that she died due to diabetes related issues a couple years ago on my 24th birthday, best year ever.

Straight Vegeta uses Gay Lick Gun

I guess ill just sneak another one in here cuz the pickings are rough. Do you guys shoot guns or have any funny/interesting situations regarding them? Im trying to become a gunsmith in canada and the amount of times ive almost died at the range cuz someone gets scared and waves the loaded gun aroun. Thanks and fuck you :)

BuddhistJihadiSamsaraAwaits

howdy Bitch hedburg, Bleven Wright and Kevin Hart but sexy and intellient, what would you do if being gay never existed, except one day you wake up and you're the first one , and you invent gay culture? would you be the gaysiah or would you accept conformity in your perfect simple world?

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

How's it Going Joel (Or Mike), Tom Servo, and Crow T. Bat? Besides Keith David, Did you guys have other most wants for Guests on the Podcast? Alternatively, were there any podcasts you guys wanted to guest star on? personally, I would've liked to seen you guys guest star on the Pizza Party Podcast before it ended. Have a day

PleoTCA

Hey, guys. For your first movie watch-along, you should do The Strange Thing About the Johnsons. It’s Hereditary director Ari Aster’s student thesis film and if you aren’t aware of it, don’t look up anything about it, just go in blind. I promise it is an S-tier choice for you guys. It’s on YouTube. Take care.

Gaymes Bond in Octobussy

*disgusted

Hate crimes commited on camera by ten hispanics in scumbag hoodies while ain’t no rest for the triggered plays as they molest

When you all worked in retail/hospitality did you ever have a customer sooo bad you were on the verge of flipping out or did flip out?

Ball Clamper

Hello boyos! Recently started dating this girl and things have been great so far. As we were thinking about our future together, we got stuck talking about balancing our relationship, my career in accounting, and her career in culinary. How would you recommend balancing work and a relationship? Would like your advice ‘cause I don’t have a lot of relationship experience and y’all apparently do. Thnx!

Zorgolon

I, for instance, would have gay hotdog disease.

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

More of a statement. Someone mentioned a drawing competition for making your gay album cover i believe. That is something i would be very interested in participating in. I made the verily shirt

pp. choose, 1 of every 10 people you see is a hallucination. or 1 of 10 people you see has all their sounds amplified

Hey y’all. I have a recommendation and a question for all of you chucklefucks. Season 2 of Dandadan is airring now and I must say it is PEAK. Even the dub sounds great to my weeaboo ears. The problem is, there are a few scenes that I just cannot defend due to comedic minor nudity. They don’t “show” anything, but its still crazy. Do you guys have any media that you love but can’t defend?

Walmart Brand

Hola papas, if y'all were in charge of adapting a video game or game series into a movie trilogy, what game series would you guys pick, and how would each of you map out the three films? I love y'all unconditionally 😘 😘😘

groggo doggo

I assume you all have a favorite slang term for penis right? One you find the funniest? Like one eyed trouser snake, or meat mallet for example.

Using Ben Shapiro's balls as a speedbag

Hello my three gay polyamorous dads, Would you rather lose 5 inches from your dick size or gain 10 inches?

Scooped James

I just completed the first year of a job outside of college and had the money to get something good for myself. I got an Xbox Series X since I was still using an original 2013 Xbox One (I was too broke to get something new until now). I'm happy with the upgrade and it got me thinking: what's the longest you've put up with shitty hardware for games?

Rat Beef Sandwich

Heya, boyos! I'd like to start by saying that I'm disappointed every time you guys post a submission thread because I see the notification and get hyped that there's a new episode only for my hopes to be dashed against the rocks like an ugly little baby's soft skull. Which brings me to the question this time. Have you ever had similar feelings? Where you thought something was one thing and it turned out to be something else?

¿Seis leches? ¿en esta economía?

I don't have any clever names but I'd like to ask what do you do when you feel like your dream is slipping away from you? I'm 30 and feel like I'm too old to go after my dream of writing for movies or TV. I wanted to write for video games but that industry has turned into a wet match in a dark cave.

DuMauria Oliver

not a question but wanted to top the last two guys stories relating to sex toys. Iraq, 2003. USMC 0311, a nobody, but caught wind a unit was allegedly going to a whorehouse during night combat patrols, so naturally we were ALL asking questions (remember we’re all sexually frustrated 19-20 year old boys some never even got laid) but got no answers so eventually we dropped it. wasn’t really an issue til a bunch of guys from 1st Platoon, Kilo Company got herpes all around the SAME TIME. Brass thinks: “they HAVE to be fucking someone” so they gather us all up and Doc goes: “okay guys, where’s the whores? We ain’t leaving til we get to the bottom of this dick epidemic..” fucking Marines turn red, some look at the ground and wasn’t long til some private goes: “ uh doc .. there’s no whores… we been sharing a pocket pussy..” all I remember was doc saying “JESUS CHRIST boys.. at least clean the damn thing.” After that, Doc ordered a pallet of hand sanitiser for Kilo Company. We all had a good laugh for a bit.

Why don't plankton run into the krusty krab w/ a gun and blow everyone shit smoove off

Fellers, one of my favorite pieces of trivia is that the idea of robots combining was popularized by Getter Robo. The author got the idea from getting in a three-car pileup Is there any sort of accidental genius moments you can recall from one of your favorite pieces of media ?

believe in the me that believes in you

Simple question for sween since he's mentioned kamen rider on the pod multiple times. Which one's your favorite?

The Big CheeZe

Hello my favorite pumpkin spice Oreo, With the recent statement from the director of Expedition 33 saying that “Clair Obscur” will be a franchise, with each entry being a completely different story with different characters, would you want a Painters vs Writers game/in the same world as Ex33, or just a completely different world altogether?

My dick be longer than a Silksong runback

Hey friendo. This question is more directed at Chris but Sween is more than welcome to interrupt. My boss just told me that if he was my height, he would take his own life. For context I’m 5’4. As a fellow vertically challenged man, do you actually care about height? I can’t name one instance in which I wished I was taller.

My Chris Hansen Tomogatchi needs to hit ur vape

If you guys were on an episode of House MD what would your ridiculous reason for being a patient be and what is the ridiculous cure?

Twink Floyd

Hey y'all, this one is for Derrick but feel free to answer as well. Since derrick is someone whomst has an injured testicle, and since most folk have two entire testicles, do you think its a 50/50 chance that they both take shared damage or do you think one takes more, generally, like a shitty crit? Been watching chris since 2017 and been a supporter of the podcast since its inception, please dont stop making these, my life would get noticably worse.

BuddhistJihadiSamsaraAwaits

Greeting slug tuggers, We need to see gangstaquest made. Let’s assemble a team of engineers and conquer the game awards with some bullshit.

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As someone who think Hideo Kojima is pretentious, i understand Derrick's point about Hereditary

PleoTCA

Greetings Godzilla, King Kong, and Mothra: What would you look like if you each turned into giant monsters? Bonus points if you can think of other people to kaiju-fy.

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

How do you guys feel about our own gay parodies we've been making? We have a few on the subreddit and at least I would love to know your reactions to them, positive or negative! Stay gay, queerbaits

Colon Mortuary, AKA Dead Ass

Would you rather cum violently everytime you sneeze? Or have every adult human within a 500 foot radius cum violently everytime you burp?

Bum Stroker's Dickula

hey, my favorite white supremacists. I have a question for you the other day. I was playing an episode while I was cleaning. Usually my girlfriend is fine with me having an episode on, but she looked at me disgusted because of some liveleak joke. what jokes or things you find funny have other people found disgusting or morally reprehensible.

Hate crimes commited on camera by ten hispanics in scumbag hoodies while ain’t no rest for the triggered plays as they molest

Dear Snark Tank, If you were taxidermied in a natural history museum exhibit like those fucked up lions roaring over rocks and shit, what action would you like to be immortalised doing to educate the public?

Shrimp Tits

Whats up guys, has there ever been a celebrity or historical figure that you looked up too but later found out was a horrible person?

The Dead Spider

Greetings and salutations to my three favorite DEI podcast hosts. What is the most annoying Internet fan base in your humble opinion? Thanks, Love you bye!

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Hey guys, i was at costco last month, I saw for lack of a better word, a retard that was humping the hydroflask display. Going at it way too hard. Needless to say, you should disinfect anything of that sort when you buy it. I guess I feel like telling yall because it felt like a more tame version of what Derrick saw with the Testicle Man

Tacko2D

Tips for stand up comedians starting out?

Bannacis; Greek god of the herb

Why are you guys so dumb and gay!? I don't understand! Keep it up! That is all.

Colin Moriarty

Hello Puerto Rican Freakazoid, Creature from the Bronx lagoon and Black Dexter's lab have you ever been in a situation in school where the adults make you out to be more insidious then you were actually being? I was once suspended from school in second grade for extortion and intimidation. This was all because I was teaching a girl moves from dragon ball like wolf fang fist and tiens volleyball attack shit like that. The girl was in first grade and she was paying me in dented cans of pennies 5 dollars a day that she was stealing from her mom. One day she came to me and said she couldn't pay and me being an autistic child said very plainly that makes me upset and walk away. She goes into full meltdown thinking I am gonna murder her with someing I watched oolong do on last night's episode. She had no idea she never watched dragon ball but what ever she goes to her mom in tears saying im gonna beat her up cause she can't pay and the mom goes to the principal saying I turned her daughter into a criminal for stealing from her and I am gonna do this this and that. They call me into the office and the principal is grilling me like im an actual mob boss he threw his like table calender at one point saying I could go to jail. The girl is also in the room crying with her mom yelling at me too. Then my mom bursts in the door and she starts cursing my principal out what the he'll is this I'll kill you real angry pr mom type shit then I'm finally able to speak and I say the whole story and they ask me did I ever threaten her and I go no I dident even care about the money and they ask the girl did I threaten her and she admits no she just thought cause she on TV when people say that thier not happy when you are suppose to pay them they come beat you up. I was still suspended for 2 days my mom was pissed but she slammed the 60 dollars on the table that I had collected from these dented penny cans and said to the mom " here take real money since your poor ass is paying for your rent in Hobo money" she then drug me out the office and I went home and played Mario party with her.

Elmo's Dad looks like a true scumbag

Hey Major Glory, Valhallen, and the Infraggable Krunk. I'm writing in to try and bring some amount of attention to this since YouTube keeps deleting any comments I make about. The government is starting to try and stamp out mask usage because it disrupts facial recognition technology used by the police. The city of Jackson in my homestate, Mississippi, has recently implemented a mask ban, inspired by a similar one in Louisville, Kentucky, that can result in a $500 fine, 90 days in jail, or both. Sorry about this not being a funny write in, but I just wanted to share this because I'm sick of seeing where this country is going and I'm hoping that bringing attention to these things will help in some small way. Stay gay, fellas, and here's hoping Trump drops dead sooner rather than later.

Crazak53

Hiya Chris and his 13th and 14th reason why, if y'all had the Futurama What-If tv and could each ask it 1 what-if for it to show you, what would you each ask it? Bonus points if you wanna make up the scenarios it gives y'all

Kayla Rivera's dead and rotting baby daddy

Yo did y’all see the gooner at the korn concert slapping meat.

So gaped they call him slip in jimmy

Good day gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave