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To say that the Japanese have the greatest hold on jazz fusion music is absolutely asinine and proof that you don’t know anything about jazz fusion lol

I Use My Cat as a Hand Puppet

Minimum wage in Ireland where I live is €13.50/hr ($15.81/hr), its insane to me how you guys work for $7.25

Spike The Lizard

Calling Pizza a pie is insane… it’s bread, pies are pastry or potato with a lid over the filling. Pizza is not a pie… Same as chocolate isn’t candy. If pizza is a pie then so is pasta bake. If chocolate is candy then so is a croissant.

Enby Autist

Australians do REALLY good punk rock music ngl

GhostyBoi

Hell yeah Loser Gender 4 eva

Derek’s Netanyahu voice sounds like Sam Eagle from The Muppets

My first official job in 2003 was $5.15/hr.

Altered MrBeast

You can make poptarts really delicious if you toast them and put butter on them. Especially the smores flavor.

PapaSmashySmash

I like this girl so much She's always on my mind We have an awesome time We never crossed the line She don't wanna mess-up the friendship "Friendsies" I'm in a frenzy, 'cause my bedroom's empty And I'm gently attempting to win her over By being as good as friend as I can be She's tempting but riddled with doubt Friend zone is like the mafia You'll never get out! (Yeah) She doesn't know the half In my wallet I keep her photograph I've made my decision For you, baby girl, I'd change religions 'Cause in your eyes I see heaven Girl, I think about you 24/7 Before this story ends I wanna know, can we be more than friends? I put my hands up in the air Try to act like I don't care But tonight, I'm all alone Because now I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone Now I'm in the friend zone (Now I'm in the friend zone) (Now I'm in the friend zone, oh yeah) I've got the blues, 'cause we're not knockin' the boots We're talkin' gossip news and shoppin' for shoes I hate when you make me watch Sex and the City until the day ends I'm not your gay friend But I'll do it, just to get next to you Just to prove I can best the rest the dudes I'm obsessed with you, I pester you 'Cause when we ain't together, I'm probably texting you Ugh, you make me the maddest I just want to change my Facebook status To "in a relationship" but "it's complicated" Well, you're makin' it hard for me 'Cause I just can't walk away I just can't walk away I just can't walk away I put my hands up in the air Try to act like I don't care But tonight, I'm all alone Because now I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone Now I'm in the friend zone I know you don't notice, but there's no excuse To date that other dude, he's a total douche He's got a few broken screws, I'm so confused That I'm gon' have to show the dude That you deserve better, and you know you do Always feel free to cry on my shoulder, boo 'Cause if I ever go with you, I'm sure I'll stay I wanna leave now, but I just can't walk away I just can't walk away I just can't walk away (I just can't walk away) I just can't walk away (I just can't walk away) I just can't walk away (I just can't walk away) I just can't walk away (I just can't walk away) I just can't walk away (I just can't walk away) I just can't walk away I just can't walk away I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone Now I'm in the friend zone I put my hands up in the air Try to act like I don't care But tonight, I'm all alone Because now I'm in the friend zone I put my hands up in the air Try to act like I don't care But tonight, I'm all alone Because now I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone I'm in the friend zone Now I'm in the friend zone

Gym Broboy


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