April Question Thread!!!

Hello there, question for you guys if you could bring back one gaming franchise what would it be? For me it’s Left 4 Dead and The Infamous games they both have great gameplay and would really shake up the bullshit Fortnite gaming formula.

The Dead Spider

Hey there cockboys, I have a request to please read the names in a combination of the following voices: RFK jr, trump, punisher, Louis Armstrong, kingpin. Please do this because we give you money. Xoxo

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Guys I have a problem. My girlfriend's boobs are so insanely big that I can't show anyone pictures of her because it just looks insane and people think I just like her for her boobs. What's a fella to do?

kweermo

Oh bruv .9 also this video is terrifying https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86j18TG/

Trump sending me to a gulag over student loans

ECH!

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Hello GAYS, Derrick recently posted on Instagram talking about Shadow of Rome, a PS2 game, being an underrated gem. It got me thinking, what are some gems from the past that you miss? I remember liking Clive Barkers Jericho. It was a weird demon hunting/paranormal time travel game. You go back to WWII, then to the crusades, then even Rome. Your squad also had demon powers and you would switch between constantly when playing through the levels. Worst part though were the constant QTE's that were fucking everywhere and sometimes didn't even make sense.

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

If goku is autistic den so is deh gaaaaablin slayer

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Dat depends on what the other 96% feeling is, ECH!

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kweermo

Hey lovers and Kingston. You are each granted a Wabberjack-esqu power. To use it on someone, you just have to make eye contact for a moment. When you use your power, the person will go blind, lose the ability to taste anything, turn invisible, turn into a bomb, or completely lose the ability to physically feel anything (no pain, no pleasure, no pressure, can't even feel the ground they're standing on, nothing). Who are you going to make miserable?

I - I let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccwie! And he didnt wear a boicondom! Am I gonna get fagpreggers now!

Serious question: is Goku autistic, given he's so hyper fixated on training for combat?

I knew a Virginia but she wasnt slim

Sup Christopher Gunther, Lean Mean Sween Machine, and Derrick. Thanks for answering my question, I wasn't expecting it to be that fast. You have a time machine, it has infinite uses and no concern about paradox. The only restriction is that no matter what you do no one will know you exist, though you can still do things. Have fun. Also FATAL is an erotic TTRPG where you roll for such lovely stats as anal circumference and depth, or penis length and width.

Usurer Guildmaster

They should print out sween bucks too, make it a bundle

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Not really a question, but I actually do think you guys should make a Pot of Greed Sticker

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This one is for my favorite butt pounders, Which fighting game has your favorite roster? For me (not that anyone asked or should care) it would be a tie between Guilty Gear XX and Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Thank you guys for the years of laughs and entertainment

RFK's brainworm

Greetings and Salutations morons, what is each of your favorite one-hit wonder? For example, my pick would be I Wish by Skee-Lo

Farthugger

Hey there cockboys, Out of the actors Dolph Lundgren, Thomas Jane, Ray Stevenson, and Jon Bernthal, how would you rank the on-screen portrayals of Frank Castle? PS check out the short film “ Dirty Laundry “ on YouTube for what Thomas Jane’s punisher movie should have looked like. Thanks for the gay

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Yo melty boy here (I live in Phoenix and it hot) we did day light savings a couple years ago. First time since the 60s I think and it fucked everyone's day up and it was on the news. But the people that do daylight savings are the rez peeps. And some northern injuns. I can say it my Tata was at wounded knee. But also some cities on the red don't do daylight.

JulesAdventures

A question for Chris, the better and most handsome host that I, Colin, feel inferior to in every way possible: How does it feel having to co-host alongside someone with as inconsistent ideals as myself? P.S. I'm gay

Sween getting scared by Beetlejuice before he even does anything because of his name

What up gay, lesbian, and bi-got. If yall had to pick 3 cities to add one law to fuck over the residents, which cities would you pick and what devious law would you enforce.

Dipshit

Thanks for answering my question last time Chris, but now I got anotha: ECH!

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All terrorism is ethical to the people doing it

kweermo

Whats up funny, funniest, and least funny. I wanted to weigh in on your conversation in episode 163 about terrorism. I wanna make it clear that there is such a thing as ethical terrorism, like the rebels in Star Wars. A real life example would be putting estrogen in the water supply of the American Nazi party to force feminize them. If you could commit ethical terrorism against someone, who would you target and what would you do?

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

Kingston what would you do if animated Bart Simpson bursted through your bedroom door and said “Kingston help, it’s me! Your dad!”

Corinth

Hello Warrior, Thief, and Mage! First time question asker here. In lieu of the Oblivion remake and ES6 coming "soon" my question is about the Elder Scrolls. Favorite playable race and favorite play style.

Lightskin Sweeney

Hi 3 “straight” guys, since the patreon has passed 2K and jalen is possibly joining for an episode, Sweeney should go bald topped (keeping the sides) on jalens episode to celebrate. His hair grows back super fast anyway, that nigga will be fine 👍🏽 Happy trails

GayTheQuicksterAKATheDICKSTER

Hey guys real Colin Moriarty here. With Oblivion Remastered shadow dropping. What game would you like to see randomly remastered with no fan fare and dropped on your lap on a random Tuesday?

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

How can this be?!

Kingston’s 19 year old girlfriend

Hey Goon Men Group! First time asker. I used the Kingston's dad joke on my best friend and it shut down his brain mid game of cod zombies. If you could emp anyone's brain with a bit what would you use?

Dumb fuck in an Arby's parking lot.

Good morning or afternoon, Snarkmongers. What does it mean to "hear" your thoughts? I can think of past moments or songs I listened to and perceive the sound in my mind, but isn't that more of just a brainial signal? Not like sound waves travelling from a source to a receiver, but a simulation or even a speculation. Or maybe I'm just overthinking this because I'm gay.

Mel Blanc screaming like Sylvester about a real murderer with him

I don't like em'! I don't like fallllllmmmer! ECH!

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Hey guys, here's a scenario for you guys. You get to fuck a fighting game character, Morrigan for Derrick, Cammy for Chris, Marissa for Kingston, but you gotta fight a Falmer. Yes, a Falmer from Skyrim. Those nasty underground snow elves. Defeat it, and the woman is yours for one night. You want another night? Gotta fight another Falmer.

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

Disney is removing Earl of sandwich and is actually replacing it with a portos

googling what is a blumpkin at work

Hey Colin Moriarty here, question for Chris specifically how do I Colin Moriarty feel about Trumps recent tomshittery; have I changed my mind on voting for the corrupt orange rapist yet? Much love from a Co-host of Sacred Colin Moriarty

Thigh Fucking Derrick Infront Of Jojo

Fun fact; Charlie 'chocalstien' bucket is actually supposed to be Indian tn the book

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

Whats up Hispanic Calvin candie, Django, and Stephen? What’s the most memorable way your parents ever messed with you? When I was 6 I watched Wallace and gromit and the wererabbit and it scared the shit out of me. I ran to my father for comfort. He was definitely drunk at the time because we had family over for a holiday. he told me that a cool fact about wererabbits was that they ate six year olds, and I couldn’t sleep well for months afterwards

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

Not a question, but a bit deep into expedition 33, there’s a character that sounds like Kingston’s dad. Even does the “awww” (Esquie for those who are wondering)

Gay-Z and Cockafeller

Hey Gaylords! Question for Sweeney, what happened in the summer of '96 to make you hate the gays? P.S. your tooth gap has gotten wider over the last 8 years

ChrisMaldonadoShow

Fun Fact James Earl Jones is in this movie for some fucking reason.

American_Butter

Have y’all even heard of the hit 1986 movie Soul Man if not I would really recommend watching the trailer on the pod. (If you don’t want to it’s a film about a rich white kid who gets cut off. He still has to go college so he dresses in black face to get a scholarship.)

American_Butter

Hey Chris Gay Gun, Queerrick Fagman, and Tom Sweeney, Not a question, just pointing out something in the podcast that bothers me the more I hear it. It’s Chris’s constant misuse of the word “ostensibly.” He seems to think it means something like “effectively” or “essentially,” when it actually means “apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually.” I have never anyone use this word as much as Chris does, and yet I don’t think I’ve ever once heard him use it correctly. He seems very intelligent and well spoken apart from this one glaring and consistent mistake that makes me cringe every time.

Alex

Does Sweeney have a speech impediment or is he just retarded?

ChrisMaldonadoShow

Heya hoya boys Follow up on my last question that i frankly feel gay and stupid for not including. For Christopher this time actually, since it released the same day as the ghost album. Have you heard the new viagra boys album yet? Any thoughts? P.s - Devin townsend sounds nothing like what i expected, thanks for the recomendation Chris. Still nothing for kingston, wagwan

Blackface Sanji

WRITE AND DRAW A COMIC!!!! Chris already doodles shit during the show, and you cums in the past have already talked how yall drew comics during your school yard years. You guys could write the story as chris draws it, or even take turns drawing each panel. Maybe it can become merch like an awesome tote bag design. Eat shit and die. P.S. when Jojo and Derrick inevitably get divorced who gets the cum?

Gym Broboy

OOPS I spoiled that Kingston dies in 12 days

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Last Year you said that you were gonna do a election extra ammo for your dictatorships and we haven't heard anything since, is that still happening or what?

Man Of Action

ech

I'm 4ft11

ECH

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Ohhh noooo

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ECH! Fun fact, dogs actually expect you to watch them go, makes em feel more secure if they think you're gonna protect them from predators. At least that's what I heard

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ECH! You can't rush quuuaaaalllliittttyyyyyy!

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Hello homos! It Thursday! Where Episode! Need for not kill self at job! Your's truly, Grug

ChrisMaldonadoShow

Talk about video game prices more in depth

dort snort

Hello Lord Derrick, Emperor Chris and Peasant-son. Upon Chris’s recommendation I watched Severance and it is now in my top 10 shows list. My question is, if you could sever yourself for a job, task, or period of your life, would you do it? May Kingston’s dad bless all of you.

BeatoMyMeato

Hello Kingston, its me Kingston's Brother. So I just got back from a Comic Con and this shits lame with all the funko pops they got going on here. Its kinda crazy how these things got popular despite having zero personality. Seems theres a lot of dogshit that gets popular. I guess I don't have a question, just a gripe about stupid shit like those Funko Pops.

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Still better than Kingston's real dad. ECH!

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ECH! Kingston, please come get your dyyyaaaaddd, he's ruining my vacation. I just wanted to get some neat footage for my next video and he's tackling rhinos and ripping their horns off with his bare hands! ECH!

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! KINGSTON'S DAD VS ADOLF HITLERRRRR BEGIN I agree with you on everything . . . WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

I'm 4ft11

When is the Sween Youtooz reversible plush where if you turn him inside out he's evil Kingston, dropping?

If Sween locked in he'd look like The MAXX

What's good Ethos, Logos, and Pathos, Long time listener, first time donor here! Listening since Covid and love the content, however I'm not much of a Video Gamist, and I just recently started watching DBZ for the first time after somehow evading it entirely during my childhood. So my question to you is this: is there any media that you watch primarily for the personalities, regardless of content? Thanks for the laughs boyos

Squimp is bugs

Hi boys Actually its for Derrick again, fuck you kingston specifically. Whats your feeling on the new/upcoming Ghost stuff thats come out? Would love to hear your thoughts on the album once its out. Piss and peace

Blackface Sanji

Hey there fellas, in a recent episode y'all talked about stuff we were told as kids that as adults we know to just not be true. For example I remember as a kid my older cousin told me that if I looked at my dog taking a dump I would break out in worts. I don't know where she got that from and it's something that I always remembered taking my dog out to handle his business. Anymore crazy warnings y'all might have heard?

Michael Rojas

Derrick, Shannon Sharpe was accused of rape. Riff on that a bit, if you would.

Dave Grohlerderby

Hello Hispanic manic, darksteel Sweener, and…. Um…. yeah you get nothing Derrick 😕. Screw characters with plot armor. What’s your favorite character with plot cancer? A character that the story is against at all times.

Chris purposely mumbling over the trump mortar name will never not be funny

This is my impersonating of a snark tank episode Chris reads half a question, sween interrupts about something not important, derrick says it's gay 2 hours have past half a question has been read. And now chris is reading the Patreons while Kingstone struggles to stay awake and Derek interrupts every 3 names to call someone nobody has ever heard of gay. Anyway if you had to fuck a fast food sandwich 3 minutes after ordering it what sandwich y'all fucking. If you lawyer yourself out of it your nose hairs turn into testicles

Conan O'Brien starring as Kingstons penis

Seconding this but maybe find a way for people to see others questions and like/vote for the ones they want answer. That way you can avoid repeats and get more input on questions people like. Patreons ui is mega gay aids so maybe something off site would work better.

White Kingston

Hello masters of the universe. You 3 now control the internet, past present and future. If you could remove 1 thing from the internet, person event or anything of the like. What would it be, why, and how would it alter history and/or the future?

White Kingston

Why are you invested in loser ytber drama. Nobody should ever admit to giving a fuck about this.

White Kingston

Hello people who can read and also sweeney. Have you ever stopped listening to an artist because of crimes that came to light or just overall scumbaggery? Personally I had to stop listening to disturbed because David Draiman literally went to Israel and signed bombs that were being dropped on Palestine. (Yes I unironically listened to disturbed well into my 20's) Be well my guys.

googling what is a blumpkin at work

Hey gay, gayer, & gayest. Simple question, how're ya'll feeling about the Oblivion remaster? I'm pretty sure it was made in a similar way as the Shadow of the Colossus remaster was.

Colin Moriarty

This question better get read

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Not a question, but one idea is to have a deadline each month that people have to submit their questions by, like the 15th or 10th of that month, so there won't be hundreds to go through, and you won't increase the homeless population by updating the tier price

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Hello Misogynist, antisemite, and homophobe and Chris and Derrick. Chris has said before that gta4 reflects 2008 New York perfectly. Do you think that Gta5 does the same for 2013 and that GTA6 will do the same for 2025?

Shooting Liquid Venom out of my Naked Solid Snake

I could be wrong. Maybe hes alright. Might be an assassins creed thing

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Hello Snarkers, Your conversation about preferring controller to mouse and keyboard was interesting as someone who is the opposite. Growing up I played mostly pc games at home and consol game when I would go to friend's houses. Has there ever been a game that you got but couldn't get into because of the wonky controls or just a discomfort of mouse and key?

Clamuel Esquire III

Heya, boyos. I just started cyberpunk 2077. I'm enjoying it quite a bit so far. Now if I remember correctly, all of you have played the game. So, I'd like to ask; is there anything in the game I should make sure to do? Alternatively if you can't think of anything, what faction would you yourself like to be apart of?

Gay little beetle putting on his gay little tie before heading to his gay little job at the gay little dick sucking factory.

Hey, Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Where are all the gay parodies at and why have you not done one for I2I from Goofy Movie? Here, I'll help you get started... If we just suck on each other's cocks You'll find we're always hard as a rock And maybe love is the reason why For the first time ever, we're doing it - guy on guy

SpectreBull

Hey regarding the chupacabra thing. In the recent episode. I swear I've seen something creepy and demon like when I was a kid (I know dumbass kid imagination) The reason I think it's real is because there was actual things happening in the world apart from the sighting. I can give info later if you want. But my question is have yall seen some crazy shit you can't explain?

JulesAdventures

With the recent news with the pope dying and one of the last things he did was meet JD vance. All I can imagine is he saw when he turned his head for one frame fat longhaired version appeared only for a second and that was enough for him to leave and warn God personal, and wasn't Kingston's dad I'm sure? Anyways RIP I guess and keep the laughs coming that's from you guys that is not a dead pope. Cheers.

My left nut

Pope Died

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If none of yall have worn booty shorts and a cute shirt, then looked at yourself in the mirror while obscuring your face, you should, surefire way to know if you're trans or not

Gaper in a Gay land

‘Sup stinkers. I’ve started watching Columbo recently because hey, why not? Problem is that you’ve all made it hard to take seriously since Peter Falk’s voice sounds so much like your Ben Shapiro impressions. It’s impossible not to parrot along to every line. Point being, any shows/movies/etc that y’all treat the same way? Where you want to take it seriously but there’s too many bits in your head.

Hardon of Akkok

What’s up Hispanic Calvin candie and his two low performing mandingos. What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen? For me it has to be love on a leash, a movie about a woman entering a sexual relationship with her dog, something that could be interesting but is ruined by awful pacing, the story itself, bad cinematography, and far too much green used on the set.

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

Hey snarkers! Have you seen the video of Kingston in Texarkana, Texas ramming into teslas on a four wheeler? Metal as hell!

kai

Hello cracka with a soft A I wanted to respond to something you said during your animaniacs conversation. There are tons references to 90s media in modern cartoons. For example the show OK K.O references Korn and System of a Down.

ShoreMcLoving

Who has worse brain rot, millennials or gen z?

Hedgeneral Hogspital, the Sonic soap opera

Hello dark magician, red eyes black dragon, and blue eyes white dragon. My question is simple, why can't we solve all our problems with a children's card game?

Jon Jafari on safari

hi guys Drakengard had both themes of incest and a pdfile character coming back to his family murdered because he chose to jerk off in the woods.Also the final bosses dead body caused a illness that killed all the humans, that why NierAutomata is all robots, and the dragon gets shot down by missiles and dies

randeep kang

Wassup The Illusive Man, Frank Fontaine and Kefka Palazzo. I recently had to change my online pseudonym (I formerly went by 'Doombringer') due to some inane shit. So I ask you this, have you ever thought about changing your online pseudonyms or have you always felt you were locked in with what you initially chose?

Corinth

Hey guys real quick I don't know if anyone has said this yet but you could make the question tier $10 and as make the question only episodes only for $10 tier and keep insane extra ammos for the $5 tier so that one still has an incentive. Keep it up guys just so you know if you do up the question tier I'm just going to pay more and ACTUALLY go homeless.

Homeless Bc I must play Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2

Hello voices in my head at work. Question for Kingston. Could Dr. Strange make a portal going into someone’s ass and fuck them through the portal? Even more could he fuck himself using a portal?

Sebastion Vitt

I'm sure you all are thankful that school is now a thing of the past, but as a college student studying evolution and genetics, my plight is far from over. What was the most cancerous course or subject you had ever taken during your school-faring days? For me, it was statistics; the day I'm ever shown an algorithmic spreadsheet again will be the day someone's going in the dirt.

My liege, a second dragon has hit the spires

he guys when can i get a halo show rewrite for extra ammo

randeep kang

How do you discern someone being a hypocrite, or they are growing as a person. I almost agree with all the grift call outs you guys have of people like musk, Rogan, Kennedy, ect. As someone who has grown and matured over the years, but also value consistency, how do you define or observe the traits of those terms differently? To me it feels almost exclusively like an eye ball test/vibe check scale and didnt know if you had a better outlook on this

Majin Helen Keller

Hello RFK Jr's favorite autists. Quick note on the Drakengard discussion in 318: the Nier franchise was spawned by a joke ending of Drakengard 1 that was added last minute where the main character travels to a different dimension while fighting basically God and gets shot down by the Japanese Military in 2003 which spawns the Nier franchise, although at some point in the year 30,000 in the Nier universe they invent Dragon androids that are heavily implied to somehow go back in time and through dimensions and start the Drakengard universe the time line is like Drakengard 3, Drakengard, Nier, Nier Automata, then all the canon alt media stuff like one of the endings to the game being told in the 5th performance of a concert

Maliboo_Maliboo

Hello wannabe Samurai, wannabe Viking, and actualized Twink. I'm playing Dead Space for the first time, the remake, and without getting spoilery, are there any cool tips, secrets, or things I should do in game to enhance my experience? Feel free to say if better going in blind, but at this rate I'm likely to keep the plasma cutter glued to my hands instead of using any other gear since it's so iconic.

A Nuclear Powered Toaster

Hello eldrich horror, should be a twink,and every argument is life or death. What is the best food when your highly inebriated? Rasing Canes slaps when I'm high as a kite Thanks y'all for keeping me sane in "these times"

Trump sending me to a gulag over student loans

if you go on, with no space, you goon.

It’s Angela

Greetings Better Fuel Huell, Better Rim Kim, and Better Fuck Chuck! Long time listener, first time questioner. I actually started listening to you guys in Senior year of high school and now I’m graduating college, so that’s how much time has passed, Jesus Christ. My question is: why do shows like Hazbin Hotel seem to get an exorbitant amount of hate for using tons of curses but the myriad of other adult animated shows that do aren’t held to nearly the same standard? The show isn’t perfect or anything but I think the online vitriol that surrounds it is incredibly stupid.

Tuberculosis voice- It would mean a lot to me… and Kingston… if you stopped fuckin all those gay little beetles, John.

Hey you dragon dildo collectors, Are there any people you're surprised haven't been cancelled yet? Maybe due to their actions or beliefs, or some crazy incident they were involved in that just flew under the radar. Charleston White is a really good example, he's literally admitted to gang raping women and supporting the sexual assault of Asian women and kids and I've never seen anybody bat an eye aside from one Aba and Preach video

june 14 is the no kings anti trump protest and is happening nationwide!!

Hello! Been listening since 2019 when I was 13 in the 7th grade, I'm now currently 19 and have been graduated out of school for more than a year now. Although never missing an episode, I never thought to write in, but I had a dream recently that was too fucking absurd to not tell someone about, and this was the absolute perfect place to share it. I don't remember the exact specifics, but one way or another, I achieved the great power to summon every cum that has ever happened. I ended up getting really mad at someone in my dream, so I sent a cum airstrike over their town. Not realizing how many gallons 8 billion years of cum would entail, I accidentally just ended the world by doing this. If you had the ability to summon an airstrike or tsunami of cum onto one place, where would it be? How many years of cum do you think would be a safe estimate to drop that wouldn't end the world? I am really itching to hear this discussion.

Daggz117

Hey you stinky fucks. Imagine, if you will, a man with a 3 inch penjs, but an 8 inch urethra (measured from the same place, I know it goes to the bladder so it's longer inside) so that it's almost like a flesh straw inside his dick hole that extends an additional 5 inches past his tip

Gaper in a Gay land

Sup mentlegen. Just wondering, what was the very first video game you guys ever played? Mine was actually the original Super Mario Bros for the Nes (yes, I'm that old).

Sylvester Stallone's Secret Piss Addiction

Hey men and other, not so much a question but a general sentiment of gratitude for being my favourite podcast since episode 0, and specifically Chris, my favourite content creator. Y’all make my day when I see a new episode pop up. Love ya. - Angie <3

It’s Angela

Hey Derrick where do I find a EU baddie to get citizenship lol

Trump sending me to a gulag over student loans

P.S. 1st timer.

Colin Moriarty

I recently started researching cryptozoology again, so I am compelled to offer a hypothetical. You are offered an UNGODLY amount of money to find and capture a cryptid; all equipment needed will be provided. What cryptid would you choose, and how would you capture the elusive bastard? Personally, I would hunt the Lusca; It would take an entire crew, but fuck it, I'll figure it out.

My liege, a second dragon has hit the spires

This one is more for Sweeney but the others can answer as well . I recently got into the Pokemon tcg and can’t stress how ridiculous it is to find any packs at target or Walmart every time they get an order they sell out by the end of the day . My question is should these people be catapulted into the sun for making it so hard to get into the hobby of collecting I understand some cards are worth bank but the scalpers are getting so bad I’m thinking about not getting into the scene.

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

Hello impidimp, rillaboom, and slaking . Not a question and a bit long but I was trying to come up with a Pokemon that would match Chris’s face so I asked chat gpt and it said “Chris Ray Gun has a pretty distinct look — short stature, glasses, stubbly beard, kind of a mischievous smirk, and a bit of chaotic energy.” It suggested scraggy and impidimp which was hilarious because its reasoning was “ Pure chaos in a small package. Mischievous, loud, weird little goblin vibes — which kind of fits Chris’s persona, especially in his comedy/rant mode.” They also suggested Mr.mime Hear me out: weird, quirky, and sometimes unsettling in a funny way. There’s something a little Chris-like in the awkward charisma of Mr. Mime. Much love to all you guys you make work so much more bearable.

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

Hey, Caribbean batty boys. First time patron first time question asker. In youre opinions what is the funniest way someone has accidentally died? After all that fat kid falling from the ride is really fucked up but really funny.

Derrick thoughts on the new Whitechapel album

To clear the anti-indian allegations, please name your top 5 favorite indian people. If that's too hard, name the top two.

Borah

Hey 3 MUSKeteers, I recently got Space Marine 2, on Xbox a couple weeks ago, & I've been absolutely addicted. My question is, what is your favorite faction in the 40k universe. 2 of my favorite factions are Orks. Only cause all the shit they make, work just because they believe it does, & the Salamanders for how ruthless they are in battle, & that they'll sacrifice everything to protect humanity.

Colin Moriarty

Hello Andrew Ryan, the Netherbrain, and Oda Nobunaga. I was recently diagnosed with Mono after refusing to see a doctor for like two weeks. Have you guys ever had a genuine illness and just refused to see a doctor for whatever reason? And did you eventually see a doctor anyway or did you just let it fester until it went away?

Corinth

Hello my son. It is i you're dad, Kingstons Dad!

Colin Moriarty

Hey horse fuckers. Have you guys ever heard of Dixon Dallas? He does these country songs but they all so fucking funny. I definitely think sween will love him.

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

also no skits

randeep kang

just watch content cop feels like the main why ethan hates ian which is the ian not defended cps allegations it feels like he agreed on cps

randeep kang

(pronounced You-Zz-Way-Less) Hello, Starbucks, Dunkin, and and Waffle House, I want to know your thoughts on my opinion, and I am of the opinion that VERY PARTICULAR slurs (like retard/sped, as they applied to and were used against me) should be used in comedy and potentially even out of their intended role but still as insults for the purposes of watering the words down in a similar way that Nazi and racist were back in the day. Those who want to be rude and derogatory will always find the sharpest knife, so dulling some blades is useful even if it propagates insensitive language.

Uzweilous, The Fan

Hello Gusano, Moreno y Gringo I'm writing in because you mentioned my home town of Danbury, Connecticut very briefly taking me out. Coming from a very unimportant city with little to no cultural impact means that whenever I hear about it in media it genuinely shocks me. The same goes for my home country of Uruguay, which similarly goes unmentioned in English speaking media. My question is; as people from large, culturally relevant cities and countries (New York, Vegas, Puerto Rico, Jamaica) was it ever weird seeing places you've been to or grew up in, in media. And if not are there any feelings when it comes to seeing so much media based in places you're familiar with. Is it annoying seeing inaccurate portrayals of the people and culture you grew up around? P.S. Danbury actually isn't as white as you might think. We're actually like the 10th most diverse city in America. Mostly cause there are just a shit load of Latinos; especially Brazilians and Dominicans.

Sparse Humor

Hello malformed monkeys. Have any of you played and beat Returnal? Im playing it right now and Im obviously getting my ass violently ate. Im not that good at games in the first place so i thought that if any of you beat it, it would make the possibility of me beating it a little more real. Thanks for weekly lobotomies

My penis is 3 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect

Hey fellas, i know you guys have touched on this in the past but I just went through a break up of a relationship that lasted only a few months, im 20 and a junior in college, do yall have any positive advice? Ps thanks for making dumbass jokes to get me through this hard time

Halo 3 Mountain Dew

Whats up Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and emperor Hirohito. In episode 91 uncle majic Chris asked if clown college is real. I have a friend who is a truly goblin esque individual and he went to a Wendy’s with his father. He ran into an old friend is his and was speaking to her and my friend learned over the course of this conversation that his Irish electrician father living in western Massachusetts was in fact a clown and knew this woman from clown college and he’s never been the same since.

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

Hey big D Derrick, I am in a band with my friend and we’ve been making a lot songs we consider fit to preform especially recently, but neither of us have ever done anything like that. How did you get into preforming? Where do you think we should start? We’ve got a few hundred monthly listeners on Spotify but we want to expand and try our luck at doing this for a living. Thanks guys much love

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

You guys get sent to the universe with Ryan Gosling Black Panther, who are the other avengers and what other weird minor differences might there be

Sweens Dad is just Javik from ME

Hi all. First time asker but been a patron for a while now. Chris, when is the Halo show video coming out, it at all? I'm re-lietening to some of my favourite episodes and in 193 (the Marge clit burp incident) you said Feb 2024. Any news? Love the show, keep the shit up.

Cock Sucker(Adept)

Off topic: But get an AARP membership. There's a crap ton of discounts you can get for it and you only have to be 18+

Stan Lee Harvey Oswald

Every argument that Derrick gets into is the most important argument of his life.

Cunt Jerkula

Hello mass, effect, and 3 My friends are trying to convince me to go to louder than life, which would be my first rock festival. Great lineup but I have only heard bad stories from festivals and I get anxious in crowds anyways, have any of you been to a festival like this before? If so what are some good things to look forward to? On the fence if I want to go or not. Also Derek your balls are hanging out

Me tink me gwan teik me own life

Hello Sweeney, my son, and Christopher, my daughter in law. Who are your mains in Rivals and are there any characters you’re hoping they release soon? I’m personally excited for Uncle Ben, where his ultimate is just getting shot and fucking dying.

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

Because Chris, as a bottom, is always looking for a top

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

Real talk. Are you guys starting to wonder if it’s safe to express your political opinions? Call me a pussy, but I’m kinda getting to where I don’t want to talk about it anymore because I’m legitimately afraid of being sold into slavery in El Salvador. Stay safe.

Dave Grohlerderby

he guys search up the name of the dinosaur with an estimated 500 teeth on google thanks

randeep kang

Hey there Honorary Lithuanian, Honorary Mexican, and dumb idiot gay retard, here's a scenario for you boys. You get to have sex with any fighting game character, doesn't matter the franchise, but you gotta fight them. Your don't have to win, just fight them. Issue is, it's going to hurt, BUT you won't ever die. Getting hit with a soul fist from Morrigan won't blow you up, it'll just hurt a lot, but you do get fuck her after. If you want to fuck a girl again, you gotta fight again. You doing it?

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

Why did Chris start at the top of the questions instead of at the bottom wtf

googling what is a blumpkin at work

How much would each of you want to be paid to actually follow through with the following: Derrick, you must swap genetalia with Jojo and swallow her loads every night until the day you die. Sween, you have to box your grandma in a professional context with no punches pulled. And Chris, you must 100% every Halo campaign (Legendary + All Skulls) on co-op with the entire Imagine Dragons group in one sitting. Enjoy :)

It’s Angela

Hello Hispanic manic, darksteel Sweener, and…. Um…. yeah you get nothing Derrick 😕. A new piece of technology is available that replaces your eyeballs with an upgraded version of them. One of the features included being able to seamlessly Mod any person you see into a character of your choosing. For example, if Derrick wanted, he can mod jojo into looking like Tali from his perspective. Here’s the question, at what point would it be considered cheating (if at all) to be dating someone while also replacing her model into another character from your perspective?

Chris purposely mumbling over the trump mortar name will never not be funny

If you were to be the next president of the United States how would you clean up this mess? The first thing I’d do is reinstate Sherman’s March, you see, Sherman didn’t go far enough. The next thing I’d do is make playing lip smacking asmr out loud instead of using headphones illegal

StraightSlayer making the world gayer

Hello my Freaky Kings, Long time viewer and finally returned supporter, got a question for you all: What video game or fictional race would drop into a different fictional setting for maximum tonal whiplash? I think dropping D&D Dragons (Chromatic and Metallic, with their gods) into Mass Effect, or dropping the Flood into the Smurfs.

The Dudeslayer

Hey there cockboys, In episode 316, the subject of washing chicken with dawn was brought up. It got me thinking, have you or your friends worked in restaurants , and if so, what is the worst thing you have seen or heard about food prep behind the scenes? The only thing I’ve seen is someone calling “5-second rule” while picking up sliced onions off the floor, which I’m sure is nothing compared to other health code violations that have happened. Thanks for all the laughs.

This podcast is brought to you by cakefarts.org

Hello to my three parental replacements. Thanks for reading my comment out a few episodes ago. I now am fully invested in the parasocial relationship I have with you three. It was also funny hearing Chris’s tone drastically change when he realised I was British. That aside, I have a question that may have already been asked but I’m going to ask it anyway. How have you conquered imposter syndrome if you have had it previously? I’ve been struggling with it for a few years now and now that I’m looking to start a youtube channel about science, i’m constantly battling with the feeling that I don’t know what I’m talking about. Any advice? If the above question has been asked already, have you three ever succumb to parasocial relations? Cheers lads all my best.

The Harmacist

Thought I'd actually ask a question for once, what's Jimmy Neutron's robot dogs name?

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

Dear Snark Tank, If you were taxidermied in natural history museum exhibit like those fucked up lions roaring over rocks and shit, what action would you like to be immortalised doing to educate the public?

Shrimp Tits

What happened to this podcast . Im rewatching the pod from episode zero and there’s a couple of them where if you guys are talking about a clip you actually played the clip .

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

Hello Windows XP, Windows 10 and Windows Vista, I'm currently in the tail end of my second year of college and I've already had to use MS Word a lot for essays and similar projects because that's what my school uses. I always used google docs in highschool, so I was confused and angry when I found out MS Word has an AI editor which rates your writing and grades it lower if you use any word above a fourth grade level. I literally get a little blue line telling me I'm wrong when I say "due to" instead of "because". This brings me to my question: What's a seemingly minor feature in a piece of software or game which annoys you to an unreasonable extent? Thanks for keeping me laughing since highschool, also you're gay!

JD Vance ferociously sucking on Elon's soy boobs and then demanding that he says thank you afterwards

Hello monkeys, regarding the Sween's PC convo at the end of #316, sween needs to roll the Nvidia drivers back to the Dec. update 566.36, the new 50 series drivers are famously fucking up all older cards performance, take it from a guy who has a 4070 Ti Super.

Farthugger

Sup Gaylord Focker and company(debate) , is it just me or do you guys also think Marathon looks kinda mehhhh, Chris how does it feel to know Bungies days are numbered

Wake up! Gotta lotta dick to put up in butt

Hey boys! no time for cute nicknames! I’m stoned cleaning my kitchen listening to episode 316 right now. Can you guys PLEASE do an extra ammo where you take old questions, or even the advice thread ones, and ask them to ChatGPT, instead of answering them. Thanks, You’re queerly neighborGAPE inside a-man.

GreyGhost wants to suck Lune’s toes

Sup boyos I had to double dip and ask Sween a question due to the Wilson Fisk jokes. Sween, there's been talks of making a Blood Meridian show and many fans want the actor that plays Wilson Fisk to be cast as Judge Holden. Since the Judge is one of your favorite fictional characters next to Superman, do you feel Vincent D'Onofrio (Fisk) could do the role?

Derrick Pilot eats corn the LONG way, YEAH

Hi Danny Devito, Big Show, and gay Anton Yelchin (before the accident) I have a dumb kid who LOVES anything halo related. This includes the tv show. I love that I can connect with him through a mutual halo appreciation but how do I tell him his tastes in TV are garbage? Have you ever had anyone you love but just cannot see eye-to-eye with, media wise? Sinqueerly, Daddy

Hedgeneral Hogspital, the Sonic soap opera

Have you guys seen the new Tenant Unpleasant trailer? It looks really similar to the Cogs of Conflict game from last year, and it has the same developers as Volume Impact: Andromeda.

It’s Angela

What's good? Not a question, just to clarify some things regarding the alligator encounter. No, I did not wrestle the gator for 5 minutes, I just whacked it with my fishing rod and a random metal pole. I did have a gun on me, but killing a gator out of season without a license would've gotten me into a world of trouble, and the gun was too weak to deal any real damage anyway. I knew the gator was at least 14 feet because I'd dealt with large specimens before when hunting them with my father. Louisiana has the largest and healthiest alligator population on Earth so colossal individuals aren't too rare. Also, The largest American alligator on record was killed in 1890 in Louisiana, measuring 19 feet, 2 inches.

My liege, a second dragon has hit the spires

Hello The Arm, Mike the One Armed Man and BOB. I wanted to ask you all if you have ever had an unpopular opinion on a piece of art/media that later became the popular opinion?

PM Candidate for the Ultra Thieves

Hello Puerto Lich'n, Doctor Kingston and Mister Sweeny, and Derrick. I know that Sweeny has talked about his love for Dungeons and Dragons, but what about other TTRPGs? I think Chris might like World of Darkness since you can be a monster in different time periods, such as the Dark Ages, Victorian England, or the modern day. Derrick might like FATAL because he's gay.

Usurer Guildmaster

A pleasant forenoon to you fine individuals and Sweeney. First time patron, yadda yadda. I've been watching the Hannibal show with my roommate recently, and the gore is actually a bit much for me, someone who regularly laughs at shit like Mortal Kombat and Saw. It's not to the point where I'll stop watching, but my question is this: Is or was there anything, a show, a movie, a game, that was just too much for you and you had to drop it? If so, what was it and what went over the line for you?

Mel Blanc screaming like Sylvester about a real murderer with him

If you three were forced into a human centipede situation who would be the head, who would be the ass, and why would Sween be in the middle?

RFK coming home and in a normal yet defeated voice on the verge of tears telling his wife I can't keep up this charade

Hi small, medium, and large! I’m one of your “gifted viewers” as you sometimes call them. Not a question but recently my friend pointed out that this podcast is one of my autistic hyper fixations, on a similar level to one piece and roguelikes. I find this especially hilarious considering the hyper fixation starts and ends with the podcast itself and I feel no personal connection to any of the people behind those silly voices. I brought up the “you’re it” alt-right Walter white jr. joke in therapy recently.

Colin Moriarty

Hiho cocoa coffee and creamer! If you could force anyone (musician or otherwise) at gunpoint to cover any song would you choose? I’d make Chris and Derrick to cover help is on the way by rise against. I am also holding YOU at gunpoint, so there’s that.

GayTheQuicksterAKATheDICKSTER

Sup guys. Your discussion abt Metroid made me so happy as that is my favorite game series of all time. Derrick is kinda right with the switch bc all of the 2D metroids are available through the emulators and dread. BUT Sweeney completely forgot abt metroid prime 2 and 3... Anyway what game or movie do you love that you wish more people experienced

Homeless Bc I must play Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2

Hey fiends, just a little fun fact about the Japanese language. Did you know that they have no equivalent word for “Cyborg”? They have words for Robots and Androids, but not Cyborgs. This is why Android 17 and 18 are very clearly cyborgs, but are called Androids due to a lack of an equivalent word. Okay bye

Corinth

Derrick do you remember when the actor playing Ellie in the TLOU show, stared as the little girl in Game Of Thrones that got crushed by a giant?

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hey ya snarkaleptics! after your reaction to the rainbow bridge 3 album recommendation and it’s insane album art i wanted to share another album that is very unique, eccentric but also accessible and that’s “Volcanic Bird Enemy and the Voiced Concern” by Lil Ugly Mane. Chris I think you’d especially get into Benadryl Submarine, Headboard, Broken Ladder & Porcelain Slightly if nothing else! and chris i highly recommend it while high. So my question for you guys is would you rather have to sit in a room with your immediate friends and family (yes sween gram gram too) and watch the most vulgar episode of the snark tank (and the comedy shorts rapist bits), or be forced to sit down with elon musk and given him a false sense of adoration by giving him fake praises for an hour? i’m not saying this because i like elon, in fact i want him to be contorted 360 degrees by the rat king from The last of us 2 and then sent to the sky by chris redfield. Thank you gang for giving me something that keeps me smiling even when im having anxiety attacks <3

get richard kind on snark tank

Nanou nanou bruvs To derek: As the singer of alien ant farm (Dryden Mitchell) apparently spends his time calling republicans gay on twitter, i think its a good idea to make a gaylien ant farm cover. Drink piss, love you bye

Blackface Sanji

Hello, first-time patron. Three years ago, I spent the entire day fishing and setting traps in the bayous outside New Orleans. During sundown, when I caught my last fish for the day, an alligator, easily 14 feet long, launched itself onto my boat. For 5 minutes I struggled with the fucker until it finally ran off, at the cost of one of my fish. With that said, have you ever had a tense or hostile encounter with an animal? Cheers.

My liege, a second dragon has hit the spires

What show is worse in your eyes? A drama that’s afraid to permanently write out characters regardless of their actions, practically nullifying the drama cuz there are no consequences. Or a show like Dexter or any standard shonen anime, that always starts out promising but can never seal the deal and end well?

Majin Helen Keller

You guys infected me and my friends mine with the improv bad to the bone riff but and now we do it on call too thanks

The Mega Faggot

Hey dingus and dongs, who’s the most recent content creator in your memory, who is astoundingly unfunny, to the extent that you question how they got popular at all? Mine is richblackguy on tiktok.

It’s Angela

I'm someone who prefers listening to soundtracks from games and other media because it helps evoke emotion and think up stories. My question is: do any of you that one moment where the music helped add to the scene and made it memorable?,example: the warthog run from halo.

CrimsonPassione

Not a question, but a response to the comas in the 1700s pondering. Comas prior to modern medicine was just being medically dead. There are old coffins with scratch marks on the inside because people woke up.

bullbreakingkingston

Howdy Snark boys! Have yall seen the new DMC animated series on Netflix, and if so, what are your thoughts on it? I got halfway through it, knowing nothing about DMC, went to Steam, bought DMC The HD Collection, DMC 4 Special Edition and DMC 5 Deluxe Edition, then finished the series. It only cost me about $30, im almost done DMC 1, and cant wait to start DMC 2

Rape-it Ralph

What's good you lovely degenerates? With the increasing madness going on with Trump and his sycophants, it's getting harder and harder to tell who's lying to cope or grift, and who's just genuinely retarded and brainwashed. Since yall are even more online than I am, how can you tell if someone is eating crayons or licking boots?

Sadam Eye-zer

Hey guys, Other than Heights, The Depths of the Ocean and BIPOCs, what are some of your biggest fears? I'm personally unreasonably scared of Needles and Worms.

KyleXGuys Click here for Clone on Clone Action

Hello snark Bois, Easter is right around the corner and that probably means a family get together, yay happy Easter! Anyways any tips for dealing with any of the family who deepthroat hard for the rapist orange?

theknut

Question for Derrick What was that weight loss supplement that almost killed you? I wanna test something and maybe not be a fat ass and gay like Kingston. Have a good day gents PS good luck on the weight loss to those who apply

Trump sending me to a gulag over student loans

Not a question but a request, I think you guys need to behold this video of a gorilla eating its own freshly taken shit; https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jhd2RN/

Buster McTunder

Good evening r/h3snark, you guys have been giving Walten Goggins his flowers in quite a few episodes recently, as is well deserved, but one crazy role he was in that I was surprised about was Fatman with everyone's favorite Mel Gibson as Santa Claus and his black wife. Goggins plays a hitman sent to kill Santa who is also vexed about being considered a naughty child. Funny modern schlock for the whole jew hating family!

Putting black face on my light bulbs

Howdy fellers. A few episodes ago, yall brought up frieza being sliced by krillins destructo-disk. It was actually friezas own disks that sliced him. Meaning frieza stole krillins attack. What a bitch, am I right?

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

What up gays and gooners and nothing inbetween, not the most inventive question of all time but one that could interesting ramifications. What would you guys do with the show if you had infinite budget and no time restraints. This could be anything from designing an elaborate set to cloning a lifesize replica of Sween to eat and devour in the middle of the table (no dialogue)

Jai Axe

If sween says “what you call it” and calls it the wrong thing one more time I’m going to set fire to a medium sized library

Majin George Costanza

Hello 3 Gay Dwarves in a trench coat, I'm curious about something on the production end of things. I know you guys have struggled with getting episodes out "on time" in the past but I've never actually been able to figure when that is for the patreon. So I guess my question is, when are episodes SUPPOSED to come out? Like what days of the week?

ChrisMaldonadoShow

Am I racist for thinking Arlene from Garfield was black when I was a kid or was Jim Davis racist for drawing her like that?

If Sween locked in he'd look like The MAXX

Howdy there Chrissy, Derrick The Chad Black Blackmen, And Lord Thomas Sweenard. I have a simple question. Who do ya'll think gaslights the most on the podcast? My money is on Chris

FlexDAD

Hey you wacktacular attacks, what would you do if a man in a pickle suit stole your girl?

Jon Jafari on safari

Hey Man, Man and Gay Man in disguise First time talker here, I don't have a question, I want to say in the Grummz episode Derrick mentions a movie where you see Dafoes penis, I want to mention that is not HIS penis. It was a penis double they got for the film because, I shit you not, his penis is just distractingly huge and they thought it made the scene too comical so they needed a smaller penis. You can, however, find a video from the 80s of him dancing naked and can see his absolutely massive hog dangling and swinging P.S I'll photo shop Derrick out of the Jar if he makes a hereditary watch through and uploads it to the Patreon

Maliboo_Maliboo

Pizza Time son or Penisrine daughter?

It's not a chastity cage, it's cock armor

Hey manly men who are not gay (unless…) This is mostly aimed at Christopher, but all are welcome to chime in. Why have I heard nothing on Snark tank or Sacred about the new Remedy Coop Shooter FBC Firebreak? Figured you or Colin would have seen the trailer by now but I’ve heard nothing on the shows about it. Looks like Left4Dead in the Oldest House which sounds awesome to me. Have a good one.

DisneysTheGAYFamily(TheyllMakeUWannaFuuckum)

Bungie Marathon ARG Question With Bungie's new Marathon game currently in the alpha stage, they're running a really cool ARG that takes me straight back to the Halo 2 days with the I Love Bees ARG. Have any of you (specifically Chris, the #1 Bungie fan as far as I can tell) seen or heard about it? I'd love to hear your thoughts. If not, check it out sooner rather than later!

Snark

Greetings, Caucasoids. Did you know that Ben Shapiro bass boosts his audio to sound more masculine on his show? If you listen to other shows that feature him, he sounds far more soy-ish. That being said, what is the gayest way you have seen someone (who is clearly not masculine) try to appear masculine? PS: aside from Matt Walsh’s “fishing trip”

Jon Ron Topher

The incompetence is feeding into the corruption so probably that

The Smashing Blumpkins

Mi Salude Green Goblin, Shrek, and Kermit What is the most bizarre fear you hold? I fear that, while driving on the freeway, I will suddenly go completely and irreversibly blind have to navigate that situation?

Having gay sex and listening to Weezer cuz I’m trying to make this Buddy Holler

So apparently, Dire Wolves are being genetically brought out of extinction by a company called Colossal Bioscience? Though a doozy to ponder, it's probably not too long before the earth is full of wacky animals. What is one species that you would bring back? Serious answers are okay, but diabolical answers are funnier.

I knew a Virginia but she wasnt slim

Hey snark guys with a z, Did you see the video of the little black kid punching some white guy in the nuts on Bourbon Street? It had me in tears. K thanks bye.

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hey hey boys, since you guys brought up the iconic “He burnt my patch” video in a recent episode I implore you to look up more airsoft “full auto mag dump” videos. It’s literally just people dumping a fully automatic spray of like 300 BBs in 3 seconds on unsuspecting people, and watching as they fall to the ground as if they just had the wrath of god rip their soul apart.

Corinth

Hey howdy hey "friends". I've been mulling over an idea for a hot minute and wanted to bounce it off of you guys. Titanfall 3 is popping up in the rumor mill again, which is great if true. But instead of a third game, what if they just added a titanfall game mode to apex? They already make good money from it, I think it'd be a smart move. Any similar ideas for other i.ps? Keep up the funny, gents

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

The best ones have Red Dead in them, undeniably

Undefeated Homeless Champ

Hey Hey, Hey, and Hey. Boy I gotta ask. Do yall have any interest in growing the Podcast through YouTube content? I think you guys could benefit a lot from personality driven content, like tier list, challenges, Twitter trash, etc. It seems to work for channels like Cold Ones. Thanks and keep raping! P.S. When Derrick and Jojo inevitably get divorced who gets the cum?

Gym Broboy

hi guys Remember in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Volgin was able tell Snake was wearing disguise by grabbing his cock and feeling his balls, cause he knows his lover penis by heart. Also for some reason ur guys dads do the samething to u and state that ur no son of their.

randeep kang

Couldn't come up with a good question, so all I can say is having no more ads is pure bliss.

55A-allFATE

Hello, digital voices in my ears. I recently watched Papa Meat’s video on “Rock of Love” and I got a fever dream idea for a show in which various ruffians compete to become Kingston’s new pappy. My question is, what sort of trash television series would you guys come up with if given the chance?

BeatoMyMeato

Hey guys! Upgraded my patreon tier to break out of the homeless shelter. Not sure if anyone has brought it to your attention, but the name you read at the end with monstrous cock is a reference from a ghost song “monstrous clock”. I know Derrick said he wasn’t the biggest fan of them, but it’s a great song. Also, thank you for showing me Unto Others, they are sick. Have a good day gay-o’s!!!

Kingston gooning to flabber’s beetle bumpkins

Hello Puerto Rican Ladyboy, African American Babyface and Jamaican Racist , long time listener and first time question asker here. I recently played Far Cry 5 and I noticed that every time the villains were monologuing, or I went through a set piece, I was really interested and intrigued, but whenever I was in the open world playing regular missions or in combat, I had a genuinely terrible time and almost died of boredom, which in tandem with the setup of the cult makes me think the story would make for a much better movie than it does a videogame. So my question is: Can you think of other video games that in regards to story or otherwise would be a lot better if presented in a different medium like a movie or comic book for example.

Blonde, blue eyed German man asking the little armenian woman wearing the army hat on a date

Greetings you bouquet of slurs, we all love fucked up videos but what's your favorite on the internet? I really like the elephant turning a man into origami. He's beating an elephant until the elephant realizes that it is in fact an elephant and then turns him into a paper swan.

Hibernating little Gaytle

hey snuck tankers, me and a buddy came up with this WILD concept and want to hear your opinions. what if superman was real and was are definitively good as you could posibly get but REALLY REALLY liked wearing and collecting nazi paraphernalia to the point where you don't even think he knows what the nazis are

The Smashing Blumpkins

I hope they answer this one, I'm fascinated

Jon Jafari on safari

Sweeney talking about "the tale of the white negro" reminded me of the funniest shit. There's a police drama here in the UK called Line of Duty. In the first episode the main characters are talking about going after a black cop who they think killed someone. The English cop says they can't do anything without any evidence or they'll be accused of racial profiling. The very white Irish cop shouts him down, saying "Don't talk to me about racial profiling. I'm the nigger in this department, nobody's blacker than me." Unfortunately they've retroactively cut out the hard-r, but I know for sure that it happened because I rolled on the floor laughing for like 10 minutes when I first saw it. Do you guys know about any great moments like this that we can't access anymore because of the phase out of physical media?

Gorillaz 19-2000 - Get the coon, get the coon shoe shine.

Alright yall, which part of this current regime is going to do more damage to the US: the corruption, or the incompetence?

Sadam Eye-zer

Are we just cooked when it comes to good games coming out? I was super hyped for Avowed, it’s been a month and no one even remembers that name because it was so bland. Is Elder Scrolls cooked?

Authentic Shaggy

What’s up used napkin, penny, and chip? I too hail from the northeast, the great state of Massachusetts! In a previous question I had mentioned moving to Michigan and during my time I’ve come to one conclusion. Good pizza does not exist outside the northeast. What do I do to rectify this?

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

You guys have been talking about back in black enough for me to bring this up . When I was in my teens I proposed to my friends that if I were to ever make a movie and there was an intro for a badass character I would score it to break on through by The Doors . What’s a song you guys would insert instead of black in back

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

Russel Brand is now a convicted rapist. Is there a movie that continues to age as poorly as Get Him to the Greek?

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

I get you, I love the old mortal kombat movies specifically for that reason, they're fantastic because they're terrible

Jon Jafari on safari

What's up guys. I've heard Derrick mention listening to EDM occasionally but was wondering if you guys ever dabble and/or been to a show/rave. Have you candy flipped at a festival before? Did you know that Shaq is a major dubstep DJ and spins around in the moshpit like Zangief? Appreciate it and keep the content going, it makes the news that much gayer to endure.

Somehow Epstein Returned

Christ, swink, and dickrick, I said to my brother today that I would legitimately pay money to see the fucked up unpolished version of the Minecraft movie that accidentally got released to theaters but I wouldn’t pay to see the polished one (I didn’t btw I fucking pirated that shit because are you fucking kidding me what retard would pay for that garbage. You don’t have to read this part, fuck I should probably have put that at the beginning cause you’re probably still reading it.) but my question is what makes the shittier version of something so much more enjoyable? It can’t just be “haha funny ps2 graphics”. I think it’s legitimately something to do with our human desire to see and experience the imperfect. But I’m also high and you probably won’t answer this, much love from Texas boys.

The man who cums hot wheels

Hail Snarkmen lords of the funny. Apparently back in the Neolithic age, somewhere in germany, there were several mass graves full of people with severed skulls and crushed shins. With evidence suggesting the assailants worshipped the skulls in some form. My question is if you were transported back to this time period how do you convince the skull cultists and shin takers that you, and your co-hosts, are Gods among them?....ya know to get them to chill or whatever.

Thugzilla X Gay Beatle Seeds of Bussy Garden

Hey gays, first time long time. Been following Chris sparatically for like 10 years, I'm almost 30. Finally decided to give you some money bitch thanks. Do you remember what your first album or cd was? Mine happened to be the og Shrek soundtrack and I still know every song on that movie because it was the only cd I had for at least a year and I would play it through my shitty alarm clock cd player combo.

AidsSpoon

What’s up, Fart Tank. Long time gay, first time homosexual here. Recently, I’ve been listening to a lot of Tom Waits and all of his albums have been utterly fantastic. Even his weaker ones are still great and mainly weak by his standards. That leads me to ask what musician, band, filmmaker, or developer that you think has consistently made amazing albums throughout their career? Also you’re all GAY

A Prostate the Size of North America

Mister Tank. With the looming price increase i’m thinking more and more of just replaying my favourite games. There is a lot of games i enjoyed and before finishing the last one on the list i could start playing the first one again. Do you have a list long enough to do that? What games do you have there? Thank you for your cooperation mister tank.

Colin Moriarty

What’s up Jamie Fox, Samuel L Jackson, and Leonardo DiCaprio? What’s the most inappropriate time at which you laughed? For me it was in English class when we were watching the of mice and men movie and when George shot Lenny the entire class erupted in laughter. We got a 40 minute lecture after that about why it wasn’t funng

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

I'm honor of Spiderman now being a streamer, what streamers would you hate to see with Spidermans power? I'd be morbidly interested to see how far public nuisance streamers would go with them

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Hello Weaver, Wyld, and Wyrm (Chris, Sween, and Derrick Respectively) You guys have brought up Hunter: The Reckoning a few times over the last few weeks and in doing so, you have awoken my Autism. It compels me to inform you guys that Hunter is based off of a TTRPG of the same name and is a part of the World of Darkness(WOD) Being that Sweeney is a D&D guy i highly suggest he looks into the lore(it may even make him love werewolves again) I would absolutely love to see you guys play the Xbox game together and if you like that you guys should also all play Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines too.

World of Dark Tank

Greetings, Queer Council. No question, but I offer illucidation. On a recent episode you brought up carpet bombing a single house. It might tickle your stems to know that there are Lo-Co (Low-Collateral) bombs, which have less explosive filler to limit damage to other stuff. In theory, you could have a bomber release a carpet of sorts of precision guided Lo-Co bombs onto a single house. Do with that what you will.

Beetle Fucker 10,000, the Fucker of 10,000 Beetles

I second this

Trump sending me to a gulag over student loans

Hello Top, bottom and switch, no preamble, just a question: Which Dragon Ball character would you vote for if they ran for president and who do you think would realistically win?

JD Vance ferociously sucking on Elon's soy boobs and then demanding that he says thank you afterwards

Hello Luigi, Toad and Wario, After the new Mario Kart reveal I started thinking about how many game franchises have bizzare spin off games which make no sense within the world of the games (mario kart, smash, etc). This brings me to my question for you scum lickers: If you could create a wildly inappropriate spin off game for any franchise what would it be? Personally I'd make "Last of Us Party" for the Wii, where you have to shake the Wiimote in a bashing Joel's head in minigame. Thanks for the laughs guys, also you like it up the butt BIGTIME!

JD Vance ferociously sucking on Elon's soy boobs and then demanding that he says thank you afterwards

Hey Gringo, El Goblino, and La Creatura. What are some displays of stupidity you think warrant the removal of someone’s human rights? I think if you harass an actor for something their character did, you should be legally classified as livestock.

Scumbag without the “S”

What’s up Chris, Sweeney, and least funny. I’m here to call you guys out on your country slander. I will say that 9/11 absolutely ruined country with the exception of one song, whiskey in my whiskey, a tale about a man who becomes an alcoholic after discovering that his girlfriend is sleeping with his friend, and he goes on to murder her at a club and then kill himself by becoming the train beyblade Chris always talks about. Good country often tells a very sad story, and y’all are dumb

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

Edit the fucking clips you're sharing on your phone into the show so the audience isn't left out of the loop you lazy bums

Derek would fail a 9th grade English class

Not a question, but a gay parody fact: In the mid-2010s, a band called The Irish Brigade made a parody of the song Combine Harvester called Kinky Boots, where they basically spend the whole song calling the British Army gay. The best line of the song is: "And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other’s hands. We are the British Army, and we're here to take your land."

♠♥ A real man never speaks ill of Jimbo ♦♣

Is sucking your own dick gay?

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hey snarky bears, I just came across a video called "SomeBlackGuy: a painfully slow channel death [Grifting Grievances]" by Glitch Poachers and thought Derrick would find it interesting, Happy Tanking

The Smashing Blumpkins

Hey negroids and chris chan, I enjoyed the "smart moment" where you talked about books, and wouldn't mind hearing more, maybe in an extra ammo?

Mama Im fuking his throat I don't know how to jizz

Hey black , black and the void when I was 9 I walked into my sisters room and she was listening to Dance With The Devil by Immortal technique . She let me listen to the whole thing. The song legitimately shook me to my core I had gotten chills from how fucked it was . So my question is have you ever had a similar experience with siblings or other relatives?

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

Hey there Front of the bus, Back of the bus and Backer of the bus. I'm so fucking tired of practicing scales. How do you guys keep guitar practice fun and progressive and when did you know you were good enough to play in a band? I really wanna do something with guitar but god I'm bored right now.

Peewee Herman be like- HA HA I'm still dead!

What the fuck is this "ahhh" shit?

I knew a Virginia but she wasnt slim

Hello ears, nose, and throat In ep 313, Derrick mentioned an anthology film that has willem dafoe’s dick, and i believe its called Kinds of Kindness. Its directed by the guy that made the movie poor things, which also has willem dafoe and emma stones tits if youre interested Another project that has emma stones tits is the tv show The Curse which stars nathan fielder and his prosthetic micropenis. A bonus fun fact about willem dafoe’s penis is that in the movie Antichrist, he had to wear a prosthetic penis because willems real dick was so big that it looked fake on camera Thanks for the giggles, my little niggles

My penis is 3 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect

Have you ever gone through Niel Cicierega's absolutely cacophonous Mouth albums? It's kinda fun to take an edible and see how far you can make it. The chaos feels like your style of humor and it makes me cackle from how audibly unhinged it gets. That, and every once in a while it will suddenly morph into an unexpected banger.

I knew a Virginia but she wasnt slim

Seasons greetings fellas, is there a character locked away in its ip that you firmly believe it would be better in other media? My example is Fiddlesticks from league of legends would make a excellent horror game or movie monster but is forever damned to that hellscape, never to shine in something its better suited for especially over a fucking MOBA game. Appreciate the much needed laughs through these trying times and hope april treats you well.

Some Guy

Since you boys (mainly Kingston) insist on continuing to show images and videos on your phones during the show, when are you going to start actually putting this stuff on-screen? I'm pretty sure you've done it before

Sadam Eye-zer

Hello Fag, Fagg, and Faggot, Have you ever heard an innocuous opinion from someone you liked but it was so awful they lost some of your respect? As bad as Derricks film takes are, him saying that "Sammy Hagar era Van Halen is better than David Lee Roth era Van Halen" makes me want to kill a random child and set him up for the crime. JK love you Derrick, yes homo.

Scooped James

Sup, fuckos. I recently heard Chris say he bought House of Leaves and I'm interested to hear what you think of the book. I read it for the first time last year after hearing so much praise about the book and ended up hating it. I won't get into why and id like to hear if you have the same gripes as me or if you genuinely liked it and why. Also Sween. You like manga. Have you read Berserk?

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

Hi babez, just wanna ask about the Patreon-Spotify integration for the 72nd month in a row. (Still wish to flex my homelessness when Spotify Wrapped comes around) Besides that, thanks for all the laughs as always, much love!

Marcus (Marcus)

I was listening to episode 313, you were talking about Uno on the 360 and you flash banged me with a memory. For some reason a friend of mine brought over a gorilla mask and I thought it would be funny to wear it while skimming Chat Roulette. I went through a few random people, when next thing I knew the Jonas Brothers popped up. The excitedly reacted to me and started shouting and pointing, I tilted my head like a confused dog and flipped them off, then hung up on them. What’s one of the weirdest celebrity interactions you’ve had?

Kingston’s 19 year old girlfriend

Greetings heathens, You're stranded on an island with one celebrity/political figure of your choice, who are you choosing and why? Your supplies are dwindling and there's no hope for rescue in the near future

ThickJuicyBurger

Hello cum Will you fucking read my dumb gay question please shithead, If you could assassinate one historical political figure who would it be I'd assassinate Margret Thatcher because she basically normalised the process of countries selling themselves to the banks

♪ I fell in love with a homeless gay ♪

Heya, Dark, Dark Souls, and Darkest Dungeon. This is kind of a question more for Sweeney, but what is your favorite lesser known comic or property you wish got an adaptation or more love? Not counting stuff like Invincible or Spawn. For me it's Hack/Slash, its a horror slasher series and there's an arc where they do Die Hard but with basically all the 80s slashers. In a tower.

Colin Moriarty

Heya, Snarkoleptics. Not a question, but with Daima having been wrapped up for a good bit now, despite y'all saying how you weren't particularly interested, I'd definitely recommend at least giving it a try. At the very least, I'd recommend watching the Goku vs Tamagami No. 3 fight.

Beetle Moriarty

Just went exploring an abandoned place for the first time, and got curious what is the craziest place you guys have explored back when you were stupid dumb idiot teenagers?

june 14 is the no kings anti trump protest and is happening nationwide!!

would you eat Kentucky Fried... Men?! Mwahahahah!

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

imagine you're getting annual checkup and your doctor leaves the room and comes back with Gregory House and that autistic bich from the good doctor. they both tell you that you're growing wings, you'll get to fly in a month but only if put in a medical coma. do you do it? no coma means daily exercise and losing weight to become a flying man in half a year.

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

With the main three fighting games (Street Fighter 6 - Tekken 8 - Mortal Kombat 1) having been released and played extensively, which one do you guys like the most?

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

What's up, eldritch horrors and sween Not a question, but I wanted to say, you definitely should NOT get rid of the discord, I met someone really cool, as my name implies. Also I wanted to let yall know that I met them on March 31st (trans visibility day) so that's a pretty cool Transmas Miracle

Gaper in a Gay land

Hello my three best friends in real life: i have a question about some world news stuff. What do you guys think about the microplastics crisis thing? Every day I open my phone and read some fuck ass headline about my favorite things in life containing thousands of microplastics.

SoberPodcastFan21

2017: first Sweeney Q&A on Chris’ channel, I’ll echo it here. Sweeney, why are you black?

GEARSxWARRIOR

Hey there cockboys, Back in episode 301, Derrick mentioned the residual drops of piss that stay in your urethra and drip out a few minutes later, no matter how much you shake. One trick I learned while fondling myself is to press up on your taint while still over the toilet, and sure enough 2-5 drops of pee will come out. That way my boxers stay dry and I don't have to dab my dick with toilet paper like a psyhcopath. Do you all have any bathroom tips and tricks to share? Thanks for the laughs, I'll shut the fuck up and listen.

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Hey dipshits, say you three were teleported onto an ice sheet and forced to fight a colony of emperor penguins could you three survive? And if not how many are you taking out? For context they can get up to 4'3" and be in colonies up to 20,000 pairs according to antarctica.gov

Sweens Dad is just Javik from ME

Hey gay buttholes! Lets say that some terrorists kidnap all three of you. The are willing to realese you if all three of you fuck each other. Do you take that option?

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

Good day faggots, on the Bernie "Salmon Shoes" Sanders episode, y'all brought up the possibility of getting Kingston clowned up for something. I am quite literally a clown girl (@jenamphetam1ne on Instagram), and I'm relatively local to the LA area. It would be an honor to get you all silly'd up with personalized looks inspired by reoccurring bits on the podcast.

Colin Moriarty

Saw RRR recently and it inspired me to see more SILLY type shit. With that being said, what are some out of pocket movies that yall recommend?

Studiobison

Hello funny one, kind one, and no longer smart one. I may be going to Vegas next year with someone Im interested in. Can you recommend any spots, times, or events? Cheers.

Death rolling guys meat like a gator

Whats up Lobotomites, Would you rather have Ethan Ralph on the show or Kingstons dad?

Punished Columbo

Where’s the weirdest place that you’ve beat your meat? Backup question if you all aren’t degenerates: What’s the weirdest thing that you’ve beat your meat to?

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

update: its the guy watching sheldon. i started the spinoff that follows sheldon's finale. I have now been placed Suicide watch

KyleXGuys Click here for Clone on Clone Action

Hey fellas I was curious if you guys had any interests that maybe just don't come up naturally in conversation. For example I'm pretty interested in maybe someday getting NCCCO certified to operate all sorts of cranes and stuff, and not even really for money, just to have that knowledge and skill. Anything like that for y'all?

Michael Rojas

Greetings fellow travelers. Do any of you ever sit and scroll through your videogame library for hours and be so indecisive that you don't end up playing anything? I've been doing this often recently since so much is coming out and I have limited time.

RFK coming home and in a normal yet defeated voice on the verge of tears telling his wife I can't keep up this charade

Howdy, Dutch, John, and Micah (Sweeney is Micah). What is the dumbest reason you've stopped playing a video game before. Mine is when I accidentally had sex with Morrigan near the end of Dragon Age Origins, I didn't have a backup save, and 12 yr old me was so upset that I didn't finish the game until this year. Keep up the great work of never staying on topic, you damn fools.

Clair Obscur Expedition 3 Month Olds

Yo, you misshapen creatures of the dark. Not question, but a fun fact. The oldest shark fossil ever discovered is around 450 million years old. That makes sharks older than trees, the Appalachian mountains, and Polaris the North star.

Thiccgod

Hey there gay porn parody of Ed, Edd n Eddy! Listening to you guys talk about Invincible on Extra Ammo inspired me to finally go watch it and I'm enjoying it so far, so thanks. It got me thinking about another comic in a similar vein as it and The Boys that I read in high school - Wanted. The series had a movie adaptation starring James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman but shared very few similarities with the comic beyond some superficial ones. Did any of you ever read it, and if so what do you think? I remember enjoying it but it's definitely of that edge-lord, shock value ilk. Thanks for the show boys, 'nuff said! P.S. if you're still on the search for a good sci-fi book, I'd really recommend the The Weep series by K Eason. Very highly Mass Effect inspired with a touch of WH40k, and there's only 2 books to worry about.

Brian Syrett

Hello there Cul-de-sac Brothers and Island Mexican! Is it easier to murder a 10 month old or 7 year old and why? (yes Sween, you can make the skin color whatever you want)

I - I let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccwie! And he didnt wear a boicondom! Am I gonna get fagpreggers now!

hey a Red Dead podcast, a Gears Podcast and a Spiderman Podcast having a Dragonball Z Podcast together, longtime Patreo firsttime listener here. You guys always talk about the old Spiderman games. Did you ever play the amazing Spiderman Movie game? its a sequel to the movie and it's far better than that. A crazy virus turns People all over new york into animal hybrid mututans and giant Robots try to finde them and spider man, theres a giant Worm robot which burst out of giant skyscrapers. Scorpio desgin look sick af, he looks like this evil alien mutant

Jelke Fischer

Hey gay, gayer, and gayest! What's your gayest moment in your life? (Aside from fucking man's butt raw)

Young Colin molested by a gay little beetle

Never had any problems with paying rent on time or being generally clean though, so that's nice

DanTheManWithThePants

I wrote in a year ago about advice for moving in with my friends, so I wanna give an update one year later. Roommate #1 and our neighbor friend had a falling out immediately and so never hung out together. Roommate #1 stayed in his room literally all year and never joined in when we were playing Mario Party in the living room or whatever. Even if the neighbor friend wasn't there. Roommate #2 got a girlfriend and began to blow me off at every possible opportunity. "Yeah I'll hop on at 4" only to message me at 5 like "yeah I'll be on at 7". I work overnight so fucking with my plans is fucking with my sleep, it sucks. As for myself, I got married in December and me and my wife are moving to Japan this month. Finally got the fuck out of here.

DanTheManWithThePants

Greetings, founders of the Casey Anthony Babysitters Club, Have you ever been offended by your own thoughts? My coworker’s mother, who he was living with at the time, had a stroke and then right after that he was complaining that he and his wife weren’t fucking at all. I thought to myself, “His mom’s not the only one having a stroke in that house.” I followed that thought up with, “Fuck, you’re an ass hole.”

Kingston’s 19 year old girlfriend

Were any of you boys excited of the small chance that evil KKKanye might have sacrificed Akademiks right then and there like I was?

SexHaver69

Boys the time has come, I can't hear "Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning, then the thunder" one more time. So we need someone in the Scumbag Battalion to plant evidence to "Ian Watkins" Dan Reynolds. If this succeeds we never have to hear Imagine Dragons again.

Heterosexual Lil beetle who doesn't need beetle dick, I don't need it, I DEFINITELY don't need it

What pulled you up from the worst depressive state you've ever been in?

Klurm

What is the best April Fools prank you have ever witnessed or taken part of?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

If you could force everyone in the world to sing one song simultaneously what would it be?

Questionable

This is less unhinged and more just childish

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

Not a question, just wanted to recommend Andy Weir’s books for some excellent hard sci-fi (boner joke incoming).

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

He would have done really well in a COD lobby

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

With Kanye dropping a new album and doing an interview in a black Klansman outfit the entire world united in not giving a fuck, I can't help but feel like his legacy and contribution to music would have been better off if he had disappeared in 2018 after Kids See Ghosts. Sween, what year and album do you feel Kanye should have stopped making music, at the sake of his own legacy? What albums would you sacrifice if it meant Kanye going down as a legend? The two other Straggots, do you have artist's or creators you'd put in the same boat with legacy's that would have been saved from themselves if they'd stopped at a certain point?

Gay Glizzyfr be like I USED TO HAVE STRAIGHT DREAMS UNTIL I FOUND OUT THERE WERE OTHER HOLES TO SCORE

Best April fools video from a YouTuber

Icecoldtip

When are we getting an extra ammo D&D one-shot? Sween can run it, Derek can play a gay bard, Jojo and Lily can hold the braincells, and Chris can sit in the corner and complain about turn based combat.

PermaDM Nate

If elusive Joe ran again in 2028 would you vote for him? Even though he’s more of a moderate than some of the other contenders, I appreciate how he seems to be one of the few consistent politicians in this country. On the other hand it’s hard to forget about the egregious Wichita Incident. Thoughts?

The Six Hands of Ant

Dom tell Grummz that I’m squirting grab the camera. No seriously please tell me you guys have heard about Grummz being exposed for possibly making and directing fetish porn.

Wake up! Gotta lotta dick to put up in butt

I feel like you need to give more context

kweermo

Sup cunts, gonna keep as short as I can my brother has always been a stubborn ass, we barely got along growing up, and he always vaguely had “opinions” but was never overt. Abt a year ago we started to actually hang out and mend things. However, he as been getting more and more open about loving Elon and defending culture war BS in the family GC in very hostile ways. Most of this has been directed at me like he wants to pick a fight. My family argue that his “confrontational nature,” is just his way of busting balls and to wait til he’s graduates to cut him off. Is this worth cutting him off and making every family gathering grueling/not going or is it possible to reach him somehow and if so…ideas?

Butt what is it good for Absolutely nuttin

Whats up Larry Curly and Moe, What’s the worst insult you have ever heard? Towards you or otherwise. My buddy was telling me how his degenerate abusive/alcoholic father used to tell complete strangers to “Eat shit and die” on a regular basis for the smallest things which I thought was wild.

Clark

Hello, Tank. If you could have any item infinitely replenish to full after it's use, what would it be? For example, a tube of toothpaste that never runs out.

Gaydos (The Ghost of Sperm-da)

What’s up fellas. I wanted to know what the most blatant act of racism you’ve personally experienced was. As a black guy from the south I don’t have as many stories as you’d assume but one time I waved at an old lady to be nice and she proceeded to sprint to her car.

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

Greetings Gentlemen, Do you think someone who has committed heinous crimes in the past (Mass murder, pedophilia, terrorism, etc.) can truly be redeemed if that person ends up sacrificing their life to save others? What heinous act do you think can or cannot be redeemed no matter what? Something to think about. Have a good one!

That frog ripped me off

Was up snark boyz i just wanted to ask u homies whats yall opinion on game optimization nowadays for pc so far i been having some trouble with some of the newer games coming out for console coming to pc just being a clunky mess…has it truly always been like this or has something truly changed in the industry lmk what yall think and if not its cool stay being cool peoples and sween… good job im proud of you

ASTROBOY

Just a quick one with the recent chats about Walton Goggins but have you seen his Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses he sells and videos he makes for them. Just a quick "fun fact" as sweeny might say, cheers for the laughs while I work sometimes I actually have to stop listening so I don't blow up the workplace getting caught off guard by wolverine meowing.

My left nut

Hello podcast that incentivizes video footage what "trope" of video games do you three hate, I have grown a hatred for the close up third person view. I don't want to smell my character's neck

deepthroating a cactus daily to sound like RFK Jr.

Hey 3 totally straight guys, if yawl are familiar with what's going on with the absolute universe in DC or the new Ultimate universe in Marvel; how do you feel about them? P.S. I checked out Childhoods End and it was really good, I'd recommend The Three Body Problem as it is quite similar though much longer

Kingston Jamison

worst bar experience?

Benis

Hey Chris Gay Gun, Derrick Fagman, and the black Peasant. Do ya'll fuck with Lady Gaga?

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve almost done in public? A few weeks ago, I was making a delivery to a Panera and as I was opening the front door, a herd of police officers were leaving. I had to stop myself from making 2 little pig snorts.

Kingston had a dreeeeam - Kingston had a dreeeeam - Beetle have a dreeeeam

Hello, gay, gayer, and n-word! How about that Grummz news, eh?? Personally I'm fine with being a breast milk stealing pornographer, but I wear that shit on my sleeve like a man!

Colin Moriarty

Hello skank tank I got into a beef with two of my friends recently because I said that the primary function of a gun is that it is a weapon and they blew up with all the “DARN LIBERAL MEDIA GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE YOURE WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD” you can imagine. These guys are super anti conservative but guns are like an activation phrase for the Fox News in the back of their brains, and I am also a gun owner, so the outrage made even less sense. Have you ever been blindsided with brainwashing activation mid conversation like this?

splish splash I was gaping his ass

Sup doomsday crew, yall got any recommendations for old cartoons like the boondocks for young adults?

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

Hey guys, not a question but just a reminder of my favourite Sween exert: He admitted that the reason he wouldn’t hook up with a trans woman isn’t because of her being trans, but because of the fact he’s terrified that she’d have a bigger cock and make him take it up the Caribbean starfish. Anyway, if Chris was a girl but looked exactly the same I’d date him. I’d date him how is now actually. Runs with scissors, ham sandwich and obituaries.

It’s Angela

Howdy woker, slowker, and stroker. Inspired by trump gaza, what would be one location that you would each just straight up imperialism take over? be it a city or state or country. P.S ur gay

ur one girl listener is trans (its me)

Hello fuckers, I have a question, you know how cartoons have those episodes where the main character wishes he was never born or when the dumb character gets smart and realizes life sucks. Well Chris did a bit about Mr Crocker reacting to a school shooter, so what if cartoons did an active shooter episode?

Kingston’s dad cooking the bat that caused Covid

hello (lower) nobility, if you could choose between the skyrim spell "fear", or the spell "calm", which would you choose and would you use it for good or evil?

pp. this is my shower routine. enter, wash ass, then face, then balls, then face again, then ass again, then face, exit.

Long time viewer, first time question asker. If you could add a sex scene to any movie between any characters, the characters dont have to be in the original movie, what movie would you pick, when in the movie would it happen, and what characters would be involved?

Furious George

Hello black, nega black, and Sween! Do you think Scotty from EuroTrip should legally be allowed to kill Matt Damon in front of everyone after the "Scotty Doesn't Know" scene

Corinth

Hey guys did you see on twitter that Jack ass grumz got outed as a massive freak who had a porn company under his own name later lads keep up the good shit

Tankis The Trash Man

Hello, my 2D time passers! Fourth time asker, never time answered-er. What are some games you've bought with little to no knowledge of beforehand, that ended up becoming an all time favorite? My example no one asked for is Katana Zero. And it's only about 6 hours long if you're terrible, so I recommend

I'll put my bust in you.Suck me hard so I can grow

yo yo, long time moocher since the zach episode finally here to support you freaks. If you could manifest one Halo weapon to utilize HOWEVER you wish which would u pick? I would grab a fuel rod cannon and take potshots at birds overhead. Luv u guys peace

hoobastanky

It's Simone Gurren Lagann

Roadside Piss Bottle

Have you guys seen the grummz shit? Apparently he’s an insane generate who would run “cat fight porn” videos for 20 years.

Gay-Z and Cockafeller

Hello 2 and a half blacks, any thoughts on fleeing too Bangladesh or something?

Conan O'Brien starring as Kingstons penis

Sup hates jews, hates Indians, and hates the two dumbasses making it impossible to monetise this very podcast. My question for you retards is have you ever gotten a boner an accidental boner at a bad time. One time I got a boner while being bullied at basketball practice and was called gay then the team point guard chucked the ball at my cock. Much love ❤️

Thigh Fucking Derrick Infront Of Jojo

How's it hangin' and danglin' y'all. I got a PS3 Slim and have been replaying many great classics. My question is what PS3 era games make you upset because they're just stuck on that hardware? Killzone, Resistance, and MGS4 feel the most criminal.

Just Wanna Cum Wanna Cum on You in the Moonlight

Hello Lads, Would you kindly tell me what plasmid you’d most like to have in real life and why?

Unwelcome Ghost

Hola Snarkotics, If you could replace one type of sound with any other sound, what would you choose? (For example, replacing all car horns with moaning)

Shitting out my ass to get the shit out of my ass

Greetings and salutations, Three Muskequeers, My fiancé and I recently discussed the plot of a made up movie where every child born on earth has a 50% chance of being born as Terry Crews. Our question is, if you could make a movie with any actor and any insane plot line you wanted, who would you choose and what would the plot be?

Piss Drinker’s Union

Dear snark tank, Got any horror stories of people you’ve lived with? Roommates and the like. I used to live with this absolute disgusting smelling, dirty, noisy, messy peace of shit retarde that I absolutely hated while his autistic ass tried to be friends. My day would get worse every time I saw him. He once smiled at me when he said something stupid and I got so close to giving him a flying knee that I had to leave the room. Fuck him

Shrimp Tits

Wagwam, batty boys. In the last episode, Kingston brought up some silly little queer sci-fi book for retarded homos, in which scientists created a black hole on earth and that "obviously destabilised the planet" and everyone had to leave. In reality, of course, any black hole created on earth would need to be made from mass that was already on earth and unless the scientists in question deliberately used a continents worth of mass, the black hole would have evapourated in under a second. As someone touched by tism, mistakes like this in "serious" sci-fi make me irrationally angry. 3 Body Problem damn near sent me into a coma. What are some things in movies and TV that make you lot irrationally angry?

Gorillaz 19-2000 - Get the coon, get the coon shoe shine.

Blessings to the funny goblin creatures who make me laugh like a hyena at my quiet laboratory job. We all know know the Star Wars sequel movies sucked balls. I think we should give them to George Lucas to do a Special Edition treatment. My question is what insane changes would you like to see George Lucas do to those films? maclunky

Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump

Hello! Just a comment today. I was listening to the podcast on a flight home a few weeks back when my girlfriends phone died. She decided to take an earbud and listen with me. Unfortunately she only caught the credits where you guys read all the gay names. Now she thinks that I'm gay and that all you guys are gay.

Ya Boy T Nasty

If every game is woke. Please make the most anti woke game. This could be a good extra ammo

Dain

Have your parents ever tried to ruin anything for you before you had a chance to get into it? The first time I tried to watch wrestling as a kid my dad told me it was fake. Also when I turned on a Michael Jackson song he told me to turn it off because he was black and gay.

Dave blunts stage dive tsunami

Sup fuckers A few episodes ago yall brought up Mormons. So, as a former Mormon, I thought I'd bring up a few tid-bits that you might get a kick out of. According to Mormonism, Jesus and Satan are brothers. God is actually a dude that became a god and fucked the virgin mary himself. Native Americans are actually isrealites. Last, but not least, Dark skin is a punishment for betraying god.

sam

It's only gay if you're recieving. What you're talking about is just bohemian.

Gorillaz 19-2000 - Get the coon, get the coon shoe shine.

How we doing ladies? What was the worst thing you've accidentally blurted out mid conversation?

Jelqing but for Girth

Hey gayified Christians! Everyone has that one show that they can always put on and enjoy. My question is: do you guys have a show that is the opposite? A show so terrible that whenever it's put on you make an effort to turn it off?

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

Hello boys, as a hospital COO in New York, I’m always seeking innovative ways to improve efficiency. If we replaced all waiting room chairs with those mechanical bulls from bars, do you think patient wait times would decrease due to increased turnover, or would we just end up with more concussions?

Tej Brar

Hello people I give my hard earned $5 to. My question for you fellas is, what is a trip that you took when you were younger that you fondly remember. What was your favorite experience from that trip or is there anything wacky that you can remember from that trip?

Imagine Dragons Official

Let's not go too deep into the realm of fantasy. We all know the female orgasm is a myth and that the clit is a psy-op perpetrated by big-woman.

Gorillaz 19-2000 - Get the coon, get the coon shoe shine.

Hey snarkies, this has been a BURNING question of mine for months but what was the game that made you realize they could be more than just mindless pass times and could have rich and moving stories? Also I rewatched episode 1 and going through all the episodes and it's funny how dsp was brought up immediately.

The Smashing Blumpkins

Hey two white men and one black guy(l’m colourblind)! I was just wondering if YOU knew why my parents got a divorce? Was it me, and if so was there anything I could’ve done to prevent it. Tell me in great detail what I’ve done to commit this tragedy.

Masonic

What’s up bop it, twist it, and pull it. What’s the absolute worst movie you’ve ever seen? For me it was love on a leash. A movie about a woman who enters a sexual relationship with her dog, which could’ve been interesting but instead it was ruined by horrible pacing, strange story beats, terrible cinematography, bad music, awful acting, and the dog becoming a human. Also there was far too much of the color green present

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Howdy little fellars and big fellar. Following from the Uranus discussion in the latest pod, I thought you might want to know that the planet Uranus was almost called the planet George. As the person who discovered it in 1781, William Herschel was granted the right to name the planet by the international scientific community. He named it George in honour of King George (yes The Mad King George) and the scientific community collectively said "Ew! Gross! Kill yourself!" and uncerimoniously took the naming rights back. As a compromise, the moons of Uranus are named after characters from Shakespeare's plays instead of characters from Greek mythology, as is the tradition for moons. Also, since I need to turn this into a question, do you think we should rename the planet Caelus, which was the Roman name for Uranus?

Gorillaz 19-2000 - Get the coon, get the coon shoe shine.

Hey there purple, red, and blue. With AI images emboldening the worst kind of people who can't figure out how a pencil works, I wanted to ask this: if you could flip a switch and become a genius at any single skill of your choice, what do you think you'd choose? You could be a 6-star chef, an artist whose work will be studied for generations, a paleontologist who discovers a new species on every excursion, or simply be able to make women cum with a wink and a flick of the clit. The possibilities are endless. Thanks for the funny stuff, boys!

BenaticBro

What's up big dogs? What's some of the worst wasted potential you've seen in media? As a former tester for the 3rd Tomb Raider reboot, I feel your pain Chris. And don't even get me started on Star Wars 7-9

Sadam Eye-zer

Greetings Teeny, Big Weeny and Sweeney, currently on episode 174 and slowly catching up, so I thought I'd ask something to leave for myself as a time capsule for when I catch up to this episode. Based on that, have you ever rediscovered something you once thought or wrote down somewhere and had an existential moment, whether because it was so insightful or just dumb? P.S. tell Big Weeny I'm sorry for being English

Aetherian needs help lowering his weapon in Halo 3

Hello Boy, Boy and Man, I hope you're surviving despite it all. Do any minor crimes drive you particularly crazy? And do you ever think about absurd punishments for said crimes? Personally I've thought that littering, should be punished with sawing the crimimal's hand in half (the flat way) and then sewing it back together again. That'd learn 'em. Thanks for the show Gaylords, it makes me teehee.

Saddest Substance (the cum is sentient)

Hello, Orange Chris, Mountain Derrick, and Diet Dr. Sween. If you could have a magic third nipple that dispenses any beverage you want, what beverage would you choose? Snapple? Champagne? Blue coconut slush? For logistics, let's assume the nipple is located on your sternum, you don't lactate involuntarily, and you produce realistic quantities of refreshment (24oz - 32oz per day).

Mikesapien

What's up Vegeta, Piccolo and Yajirobi. Serious advice question. I have a thing for a friend of mine who intends on transitioning at some point. What's the best way to tell them and what's the point where I need to stop having a thing for them to prevent being gay?

Putting a cow in an Ironbull just because it fits.

Greetings, degenerates. What is something you find to be best remembered than re-experienced? Examples from your personal lives are preferred, and you can't say "sex with my ex."

Haggis

As a white guy I absolutely have infinitely more of a right to say it than Candace Owens

kweermo

I only got charged $1 this month but I can still access this. I'm gaming the system and stealing from the 1%. Feels good.

kweermo

Salutations, Han Solo, Lando Calrissian, and Chewbacca, Not a question but an amusing anecdote; recently I was being driven home from the hospital after surgery by my 72 year old mother… on during the ride I decided to play the podcast for us, which resulted in me having to pause the show and explain to her what furries are…a concept she was wholly unfamiliar with, and it was about as awkward as you’d imagine. The whole thing was riot, but believe it or not she actually really enjoyed the show and laughed frequently. Thanks for being my favorite podcasters and bringing lots of joy and laughs to my life. - Lily

When someone say thank you, you tell them you're whale cum.

If you had to shut down the senate with a filibuster on any topic, what would it be and how long could you last? For reference as of the time of writing the record is held by Strom Thurmond, whose gay little special interest for segregation was so powerful he yammered about it for 24 hours and 18 minutes. (Cory Booker looks like he's making a play for it at the moment though)

sorry sir, this n-word pass expired last year

You talked about white people and characters who can have the pass but who are some black people who should have the pass revoked?

Sniggins

Hey Chrys, Derrick, and the oafish retard; Do you regret giving any games a chance? For example I decided to play through watch_dogs 1 and after beating it came to the conclusion that I've had blood shits that were better than that game.

dangers awesome

Hello Swerrick, Dis, and Creeny. In the spirit of April Fooling, whats the meanest or most elaborate prank you’ve ever pulled? The first weekend in April, my friends from all over the country are having a meetup I wont be able to attend due to my brothers wedding. So I’m taking a movie they’re all gonna watch and editing it to be really dumb and stupid and fucked up and time wasting. A few other friends are in on it and helping ensure it goes off well.

BigUglyJordan

Hello, you "people". I recently found out that shrapnel, like the fragments inside a grenade, wasn't a word until Henry Shrapnel invented the shell grenade. I think that's so fuckin stupid. If you could invent a weapon and name it after you, what would it do and how would you ruin the world with it?

wacky racists

Hey guys, simple question, can Sweeney actually read or is he just guessing really accurately?

ChrisMaldonadoShow

Greetings Megarqueer, Disqueered, and Playboy Queer I know you guys don’t watch anime too much but have you seen or heard of Solo Leveling. It’s a dope show that doesn’t have much of those anime tropes you guys don’t like , just a badass MC that levels up like a video game. Maybe watch the ice elf’s fight to spark interest.

Wake up! Gotta lotta dick to put up in butt

Sup Ben ShaQUEERO, AbiGAYl ShaQUEERO, and the executive cuck chair. As a kid I probably watched shows I shouldn't have until I was older. One of them being Seinfeld. And in one of those episodes George remarks he invented the "It's not you, it's me" routine when talking about a break up. Being a dumb bitch idiot retard 9 year old, I genuinely thought the tactic came from him. Is there anything from a movie or TV show you genuinely thought to be real, only to either figure out it was a joke, or the media just flat out got it wrong?

Colin Moriarty

Hello, Mammon, Beelzebub, and Asmodeus. Last epidose you guys talked about how Assassin's Creed Valhalla was poo poo garbage. It made me think conclusively, that i am the only person who likes that game. Granted im a norse pagan and ive liked vikings for a long time before that. What exactly about the game was bad in your opinions? Im pretty sure i have the rose tinted glasses on. Thanks homies. Glad AC shadows is doin good btw

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Knee how my pipeline to gaslighting friends & family. God just have earth a patch and all races have inherent but negligible buffs like its Skyrim. What are the racial bonuses that all the wonderful idiots on the planet now have?

Round_Eyed_Beetle Bussy Bellowing Beatles Beat Blumpkin Boys all gay and shit

Hey you sniveling sacks of soiled sacremental semen, I have a question for you. Do you have any irrational fears that others wouldn't understand? I have a fear of bees and I'm afraid of the dark (cause ghosts n shit like Sween are there). What about you?

Nostradumbass

Hello Donnie, Darko, and Derrick. You have 3 places of which you are trapped . You have a % chance to be rescued after a day of being stuck in these areas but there is a chance you may never return. You must choose one. 1: Planet Earth's orbit. You have a 45% chance of being rescued. 2: The bottom of the ocean with a 60% chance of rescue. However it has a 20% for an encounter with a collosal squid 🐙 (who knows what he will do to you?) 3: nutty putty cave in which you are stuck in the iconic pose. This has a 65% chance of rescue. You CANNOT kill yourself, you die of starvation if rescue never comes. Which scenario would you rather be in? You have the bare necessities to survive in these areas (space/diving suits, etc.) but are by all means trapped and your only means of survival is the set chance for rescue. Love from Racism.inc (Idaho)

If Sween locked in he'd look like The MAXX

Heyo, YooHoo Drinkers. In some cruel turn of fate, you three must build a team for some baffling version of Basketball with 3 teams For sake of brevity, build your 6 man basketball team to beat your cohosts'. Fictional characters are allowed, just no repeats

crazysunshinevevo

Happy late day of trans visibility (march 31st) Im not D1, alpha release, I watched the video of cris announcing episode #00 and was hyped. Been watching ever since

Gaper in a Gay land

Que pasta, Sweeny and The Slurs! If you could meet 1 lost influential figure, who would it be? For me, I'd like to meet the person that invented the N word. Stay supple heart emoji

Imagine having a complete family

What is something that has happened to you that is so strange/unlikely that it resulted in you being convinced it was staged? I one time watched a guy grab a possum by the tail from a bush and throw it in the air and punch it into traffic.

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

Hello anglo Saxon, little zerkus, and purple black. In the instants of a zombie apocalypse (or any apocalypse) what would your cohost have to do for you to feel justified in sacrificing them. (Kingston sucking COCK doesn't count)

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Hey, yall should not get rid of the discord server, om a trans woman and I found a trans man in the server and now we're best pals

Gaper in a Gay land

Hi fuckheads. You all find yourselves having somehow stumbled onto Kill Tony. At the table with the man himself among some no names are Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Andrew Schulz, and for some unholy reason Ethan Ralph. What kind of material or targeted remarks do you each come up with? Just sorta wax about the concept I guess.

Jacked Off 590 Times in 2024. Tracking since 2022. When and to what. Most in a day was 6 times. AMA.

Dear Bliggers When Sweeny decided to show the “Kill all Bliggers” video on the podcast, I had the idea to show my girlfriend the video. Every since then she’ll mutter “Bligger annihilation” or “Bliggers are in your area” My question is A. How do I stop her from continuing this B. Has there been a piece of media that has corrupted someone’s vocabulary

FrankenTubbie

Hey there big man bigger man and little fella, another scientist on the question thread here (microbiology). What conspiracy theory do you feel is most plausible? I used to feel like most theories were a bunch of hoopla then a bunch came up about three letter agencies distabilizing middle eastern countries to regulate oil prices and some started making sense.

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Are there any random one off phrases from media, be it a game, show, movie, podcast etc that became permanent parts of your vocabulary? I had like 3 examples in my head *today* but can't remember now, proving 1: God exists and 2: he hates me on a deep, personal level

Using Ben Shapiro's balls as a speedbag

Hello Ho, Mo, and Phobia. If you could give yourself exactly one cyberpunk esque enhancement, what would it be? Me personally, i want a heads up display that tells me exactly how much cum is left in my balls. Stay snarky and stay safe

Call it a smoke sesh the way im passing gas

Who is favorite villain?

dort snort

Not a question, but I had a dream where y’all posted an episode where Chris and Sween came out as gay and decided to pursue a career as drag queens. The episode was called “The Tuck Tank”. Anyways, much love from one of your only lesbian viewers.

a mean lesbian

On 311 you confused me for another Hittler Here’s the link for my uncles bad music video https://youtu.be/CEGcxDEtM1c?si=jYwlOiDRC8Mljk2M

PHD homosexual Jittler

Hey voices in the corner of my room, So this question needs some backstory: In my course (chemistry) we have to use chloroform to do a ton of stuff, and during a random lab day, this dumbass breaks a test tube of chloroform and stabs himself in the hand with it, practically injecting it. He passed out near instantly and had us ALL get police interviews. My question is, have you worked with/around someone so genuinely stupid that them being alive was a miracle?

I'm tired bossman

Do you think trump and Elon are fucking

StraightSlayer making the world gayer

What would you do if your partner grew a dick(8 inches and thick) and the only way to change it back is to get pegged? Would you do it or just leave them?

Kingston is my favorite Disney princess

Hey Dingus, Chingus and Kingus. If, for whatever reason, you had to move out of the US and you had the resources to start a new life abroad, where would you go?

Shitting and crying whenever I fail to be funny

Hello Chris and my two favorite DEI podcast hosts. If a YouTuber Hall of Fame were to exist, who should be inducted? Personally, Vsauce and the guys from Red Letter Media should be first ballot Hall of Famers. Thoughts? Thank you very much. Love you!

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Greetings Moe, Larry, and Sweeney! What's a song from a video game soundtrack that can stand on its own? I personally think Never Fade Away from Cyberpunk is such a decent rock song that it's become a staple in my playlists.

I took her to my attic anne i franked it

What's up gay gayer and gayerer What makes a video game great to you? I need a solid story to make it my favorite, but I need a fun gameplay loop to make me play it more than once a year

hey your awake, walked into the ice agent, same as

Can you stop being stupid and gay

Chris

Hey guys, I really wanna start learning to play guitar but I don't know where to start. Should I kill my dog?

DanTheManWithThePants

Just bought the shot uncle Ben shirt last night. Banger. My question is, what is the riskiest place you’ve taken a piss? I pissed behind a dominos stupid drunk in college because it was that or piss myself

Dumb Fuckington IV

Hey there Spicilo, Nappy, and Freizer with the hard R. You get to start in any one movie remake or sequel. What is your pick and what is your one ridiculous contract demand?

Hey Chris, Hugh Laurie here. Accidentally followed you while scrolling high on Vicodin and haven't bothered to unfollow

Sup the voices in my head, what's the wildest fan made cross over you've seen? For me it has to be the Dragon Ball Z x Roots cross over where Goku is getting whipped and Frieza is telling him "what's your name boy?" I'm not joking someone made this, look it up

Derrick Pilot eats corn the LONG way, YEAH

It’s your homeless city bus driver. Tell me some transit stories so I can sleep under my bus in peace.

Strippin copper to cop strippers

Why are you gay

Slip Dippium

Can you shut the fuck up

Odenzen

Good day gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave