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#307: Sam Seder Has An Orgy

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3:12:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

2:07:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

Yall are completely wrong about the Ethan thing 😭😭 yall do not know enough about the situation

I transitioned and now all I want is dick

Man you guys really miss everything with the Ethan/Hasan stuff. Can’t believe you uncritically believe the bullshit Hasan narrative. I found Ethan through Hasan joining him to do the leftovers pod and have followed the drama loosely since then. Ethan is 100% in the right and Hasan is an obvious lying scumbag

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Damn, I miss CiCi’s. The closest one was an hour away until they closed. Now it’d be a two hour and fifteen minute drive.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

If I'm eating cheap pizza with the intent of killing myself, I'm going for CiCi's over Little Skeezers or any other major brand. That buffet will do the job...

Rat Pobertson

I see, thanks for the info

RoachDoggJr

I wonder if these guys will talk about Democrats trying to deport their Latino neighbors because they voted for Trump instead of the crippling alcoholic?

GundamStyle69

I'd just recommend watching Ethan's video. I don't think Ethan is doing anything wrong fighting against constant slander against him from Hasan's audience. I can see how it might look unhinged if you only see it briefly from the outside but I think he has good reason to be passionate speaking out against Hasan. They're both kinda bottom feeders since they do react content but we're fans of this show so I don't think that's inherently a problem. Hasan is a verifiable scum bag though.

Eric the human

All you need to know is they’re both scum-sucking bottomfeeders

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

I know lady gaga started a whole movement calling her fans that just to get Howie to do it

RoachDoggJr

2:22:18 Ian from the H3 podcast just left the show and didn’t give a full reason why, you guys are right

Clark

Moo

GundamStyle69

Stan Lee Harvey Oswald

Stan Lee Harvey Oswald

It's a very well documented that Asian Americans do not benefit from these policies. They are called White adjacent which means they don't count since they are not ethnic enough to qualify for these policies

GundamStyle69

I watch subbed because I wanna hear the original performance. Also because a lot of anime dialogue is kinda cringe and basic. So hearing it in English is real tough to sit through. Also on top of that japanese humor is so different from american humor that japanese actors are better suited to deliver the jokes. Not to say I don't enjoy certain dubs or even prefer some.

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Never seen him again

RoachDoggJr

He's in prison

RoachDoggJr

Would you mind giving some clarification? What specifically would you like them to know? Genuine question I'm ignorant on the matter myself

RoachDoggJr

You guys have such a narrow view of the Ethan Hasan situation and hearing you guys talk about it so authoritatively was painful. Please look into it more if you're gonna talk about it. Still love you though full homo.

Eric the human

I unironically fucking loved the cow segment. 🐄

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

I busted my homies cheeks during the sleep over, he didn't even know it😳

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Not really, they generally have an easier time than other minorities

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

For every time Derrik has a shit media take or Sween No Buts a bit they get tazed

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

I think cows are female. Cattle or bovine is the name for both

Stan lee is a fraud that stole credit and got rich off of jack kirby and steve ditko’s characters

Dei policies screw over Asian Americans all the time

GundamStyle69

Anybody remember that guy on Facebook live that went around recording himself shooting people? Whatever happened to that guy

GundamStyle69

right on

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Gundam 00 has a S teir english dub

GundamStyle69

TexasTaterSalad

There was a "your mom" joke in there somewhere when you guys were talking about heifers.

Smitchy The Kidd

That fucking Orson Welles commercial lives rent free in my head

Damien Sawyers

Sween I think Superior Spider-Man would agree with you ahahahahah

Joshua Jones

Regarding subs vs dubs, I go with subs 100% of the time, reason being that I more easily pick up on bad acting since I speak English. The one legitimately great English dub of an anime that I know of though is Steins;Gate. All time favorite.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Rare GundamStype69 W

Roadside Piss Bottle

Bless your heart man Gman.

Mr. Hot Salsa

Honestly can't stand Borderlands. The humor is only 50% of that though. I think the game is dull, repetitive, ugly, and it ran horrendously on OG hardware.

wacky racists

I wonder what everyone here thinks of Borderlands and how the humor has not really aged well in any of the games including the Tiny Tina DLC with the poorly aged Game of Thrones Quest.

GundamStyle69

Yeah that guy who was against social security needs to be trebuchet to the sun

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Plus it's not really a schizo episode since I come here knowing that no matter what I say it will piss you guys off. Plus it's not even like it's costing me anything to be here it's just a dollar

GundamStyle69

YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME!

GundamStyle69

You guys really only scratched the surface of the Sam Seder Jubilee. There’s a bunch more of insufferable cunts, especially the guy who wants social security eliminated.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Howie Mandel needs to stop being a bitch ass and just do little monsters 2. It's what everyone has been clamoring for.

Eric the human

Did that kid ever make it back?

Roadside Piss Bottle

The lore continues to thrive

TheHybrid Theory

This is genuinely a great idea, especially with how often bits are referenced/reuused

Clark

2:55:06 Chris's Larry David moment

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

My niece got done bit by a copperhead

Clark

I’m so happy the patreon has their own exclusive lolcow

Clark

Sam Seder? More like, Sex Seeker

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

I want snark tank negative bingo where they're punished for each letter and get an ultimate punishment for when they spell bingo

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

He pulled a knife on me once

RoachDoggJr

One time, I saw a small kid get carried off by a group of them, they're no joke.

RoachDoggJr

Over here in Hawaii we have giant roaches that we call b-52s because they are fucking gigantic and they fly directly at you if you turn the lights on or walk near them. The biggest one I've seen was probably like 3 inches. I don't know if it's just like mentally my brain replacing the sound but I swear whenever you kill a big one of them you can audibly hear the crunch like Sweeny is saying, shit is fucked.

Kyle Lupien

Why’d you summon him

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I went back and checked my Xbox messages not that long ago and I’d been sent some wild shit. There was one telling me they were going to cut mums head off and I desperately want to know what I did to get that message 😂

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

How long we reckon we got until that GundamStyle gimp shows up in the comments having a schizo episode ?

Sween breathing Apneically into the mic


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