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#306: Transgender Mice

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2:20:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

2:02:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

1:59:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

1:47:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

1:00:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

Just block him

Noah Friscopp

These three have a comical understanding of Elder Scrolls lore/world building.

I fuck boy butts and I cannot lie.

Oh YOU getting the hammer too for that handsome 😤

Sween breathing Apneically into the mic

Dude chill all I did was share lyrics of my favorite song "Venom" if you can't handle it maybe you should buzz off! 🐝🤬

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Can we all find this retard in the comments who won't stop obsessively trying to convince everyone he's retarded and kill him with hammers please

Sween breathing Apneically into the mic

you just don’t get it

Benis

in Chris’s instagram posts a couple years back or so

Benis

whatever dude

Benis

Yeah but the people at this meeting clearly don't believe it's a thing or what's way more likely simply don't give a damn about climate change. Why do you think they are cutting down hundreds of Acres of rainforest? If they actually cared why would they be flying a hundreds of gas guzzling private jets and hundreds of gas guzzling vehicles to these climate change meetings? If these people actually gave the slightest bit of a damn about climate change you would think they would have every single one of these meetings over Zoom.

GundamStyle69

i know you’re a colossal retard, so i’ll spell it out for you in simple terms: the example you just provided is evidence of man made climate change. using that to support your argument that climate change is natural and not sped up by human activity is again, retarded.

mongrel intruder

Another thing I wonder if the boys will talk about all of the G4 climate change people that are currently tearing down the Amazon rainforest to build a giant Highway in the middle of it so they can go to a meeting where they'll talk about.... saving the Amazonrain forest forest....... hm when things like this happen it really makes you think those man-made climate change denial people have a reason to be skeptical

GundamStyle69

Well it's simple I like the commentary

GundamStyle69

Ah yes, the "anti-answer."

Rat Pobertson

Arabian coooock Makes me Arabian gaaaaaaay

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

I've only seen the one with the old lady who fell down the stairs

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Yeah but why do you please to spend the money? What are you getting out of it? Do you like people clowning on you? Are you a masochist? It's cool if you are, I just want to know what your deal is.

RoachDoggJr

The bird flu was not worth slaughtering Millions upon millions of egg-laying chickens. Especially when only two people have ever been infected with the bird flu and those two cases are years apart from each other which means it's extremely difficult for people to become infected with the bird flu. Hell it probably wasn't even Joe who ordered it because the man was so mentally compromised during half his administration that I am convinced that it was somebody else in his admin doing things for him which should be highly concerning for everyone since who knows many Biden admin policies were actually signed off by Joe himself not some unelected official

GundamStyle69

Well I'm here because I can spend my money however I please

GundamStyle69

She don't have any tho, flat chested, so what's the real reason? Hitomi J-cup got boobs

RoachDoggJr

Him getting aids 2 was wild

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Honest question, why are you here? It's clearly not for the camaraderie, everyone here just argues with you. Do you think the snark boys are funny but disagree with their politics? Do you just like to argue? Are you here to troll? What's the story?

RoachDoggJr

I'm sorry, but was there an alternative? Many birds were infected, and the best choice was to stamp them out to prevent further spread as much as possible. Even now under Trump, we are still killing them in mass. What I don't understand about your statement is the implication that the way the Biden administration handled the avian flu is that much different than how Trump is handling it currently. Things haven't changed a whole lot in that regard in the last couple months. In terms of the future, the Trump administration could develop a vaccine that could end things which would be great. The overall thing is I just don't see the handling of the avian flu as a "Trump vs Biden" thing given how they are both handling it very similarly. It just became a "Trump vs Biden" issue because Biden was placed the blame for egg prices rising even when it wasn't his fault. This very much could've happened under Trump.

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Derick doing the Meek mill and Diddy backshots sfx was crazy

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

I’m only back here because you liked my comment and I just have to ask why you’re even here still? Also I’d just like to say that the egg shortage was not only an American thing, it was a thing in Australia as well and it’s slowly getting better here. So I can say unequivocally without any question that politics just don’t have anything to do with that one. So maybe have some self reflection and think maybe if you’re just factually wrong about this thing you’re saying so confidently then what other bullshit do you think is true? And why on earth do you think subscribing to a Patreon to argue with other members is a sane thing to do? And why do you think all your opinions are sane when you’re clearly not a mentally well person if you’re wasting time doing this?

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I mean I don't know Mr hot Salsa would it be a bad thing if I was gay????

GundamStyle69

I like how people are saying that I suck penis and I'm gay like that's supposed to be some kind of bad thing.

GundamStyle69

I have no idea how I would be a redneck considering that I live in Colorado. Besides if anybody's a pedophile it's you especially when you came at me with a concerningly specific accusation.

GundamStyle69

Or maybe because the Biden admin Mass slaughtered millions of egg laying chickens and their populations are just starting to come back to normal levels

GundamStyle69

Is this that annoying Southpark Deadpool guy back with another account?

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

You suck penis

Definitely Stephanie

Sure they're lowering, but I don't think it's because of Trump and his administration. It seems like "The Eggmen" (idk what else to call them) are just slowly getting a handle on the avian flu, making it so they no longer have to keep killing birds to stop it from spreading.

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Family Blue Lives Matters is just Blue Bloods

The Peen Goblin

I love how the current administration in America is like, presenting the concept of easily accessible, FREE, revolutionary & cutting edge healthcare & surgery, that would make the lives of a non-negligible amount of people significantly better, as a bad thing

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

Chris finally says the n-word on the podcast, after a millennia of being tempted, and it gets censored. It really is 1984.

Roadside Piss Bottle

Why are you gay?

Mr. Hot Salsa

I wonder if These boys will conveniently Leave out that Egg prices are going back down in the next episode? Or if they do they will find some way to make it a bad thing. I also wonder what their thoughts are of the actual genocide that's going on in Syria

GundamStyle69

VENOMMMMMMM

Clark

Why is Kingston so confident about India not having a desert 😂

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I don’t believe that you believe that they’re homophobic. You’re just making shit up to try upset people but you’re just being a fucking retard.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

He might have been referring to several studies related to hormone treatment. The studies were done to gain insight on LGBT medical care. Google "A Mouse Model to Test the Effects of Gender-affirming Hormone Therapy on HIV Vaccine-induced Immune Responses"

Hastur-Mora

Speaking of old commercials, have you guys ever seen that one life alert commercial that feels like a horror movie?

Split but it’s Steve Urkel kidnapping Laura

I got a song filled with sh- for the strong-willed When the world gives you a raw deal Sets you off 'til you scream, "Piss off! Screw you!" When it talks to you like you don't belong Or tells you you're in the wrong field When something's in your mitochondrial 'Cause it latched on to you, like- Knock knock, let the devil in Manevolent as I've ever been, head is spinnin' This medicine's screamin', "l-l-l-let us in!" L-l-l-like a salad bowl, Edgar Allan Poe Bedridden, shoulda been dead a long time ago Liquid Tylenol, gelatins, think my skeleton's meltin' Wicked, I get all high when I think I've smelled the scent Of elephant manure, hell, I meant Kahlúa Screw it, to hell with it, I went through hell with accelerants And blew up my-my-myself again Volkswagen, tailspin, bucket matches my pale skin Mayo and went from hellmann's and being rail thin Filet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics '97 Freaknik How can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida Proof's room slept on the floor of da motel then Dr. Dre said, "Hell yeah!" And I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man And I know they're gonna hate But I don't care, I barely can wait To hit 'em with the snare and the bass Square in the face, this f- world better prepare to get laced Because they're gonna taste my Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum And I'm not knowin' when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (W-w-when they get bit with the) Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum And I'm not knowin' when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (W-w-when they get bit with the) I said knock knock, let the devil in Shotgun p-p-pellets in the felt pen Cocked, f- around and catch a hot one It-it's evident, I'm not done V-venomous, the thoughts spun Like a web and you just caught in 'em Held against your will like a hubcap or mud flap Beat strangler attack So this ain't gonna feel like a love tap Eat painkiller pills, f- up the track Like, what's her name's at the wheel? Danica Patrick Threw the car into reverse at the Indy, a nut crashin' Into ya, the back of it just mangled steel My Mustang and the jeep Wrangler grill With the front smashed, much as my rear fender, assassin Slim be a combination of an actual kamikaze and Gandhi (Gandhi) Translation, I will probably kill us both When I end up backin' into ya You ain't gonna be able to tell what the fuck's happenin' to ya When you're bit with the Venom, adrenaline momentum And I'm not knowin' when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (W-w-when they get bit with the) Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum And I'm not knowin' when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (W-w-when they get bit with the) I said knock knock, let the devil in Alien, E-E-Elliott phone home Ain't no telling when this chokehold On this game will end, I'm loco Became a symbiote, so My fangs are in your throat, h- You're snake-bitten with my, venom With the ballpoint pen, I'm Gun cocked, bump stock, double-aught, buckshot Tire thumper, a garrote, tie a couple knots Fired up and caught fire, juggernaut Punk rock, b-, it's goin' down like Yung Joc 'Cause the Doc put me on like sunblock Why the f- not, you only get one shot Ate sh- 'til I can't taste it Chased it with straight liquor Then paint thinner, then drank 'til I faint And awake with a headache And I take anything in rectangular shape Then I wait to face the demons I'm bonded to 'Cause they're chasin' me, but I'm part of you So escapin' me is impossible I latch onto you like a parasite And I probably ruined your parents' life And your childhood too 'Cause if I'm the music that y'all grew up on I'm responsible for you - fools I'm the super villain Dad and Mom was losin' their marbles to You marvel that? Eddie Brock is you And I'm the suit, so call me Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum And I'm not knowing when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (W-w-when they get bit with the) Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum And I'm not knowing when I'm Ever gonna slow up and I'm Ready to snap any moment I'm Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em They ain't gonna know what hit 'em (W-w-when they get bit with the)

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Iron willed principles ☆☆☆

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

No, I typed it while I was horny. Too much blood to my gock

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

1:02:58 The best by Jafar

Stan Lee Harvey Oswald

He has a humiliation fetish don’t feed into it man

Clark

I mean, that would be cool. Like Gotham City.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

I kinda like having terrorists and insane people move into the country. I don't see why it's such a big deal. I think it's pretty cool you guys are just overreacting.

J

Why are you still here? What do you gain from this? It's genuinely embarrassing that you pay for this podcast

kweermo

Okay Clark the fact that you said that has me seriously considering contacting the FBI because your computer needs to be searched. Seriously does this not concern anyone else that underage children was the first thing that pop up in this guy's mind as a response to this? I mean seriously where did that even come from because I've never said anything close to something that disgusting.

GundamStyle69

proves how little research you do. Countries emptied there insane asylums and their prisons and had their criminals sent here because our border was wide open during Biden's presidency. Do you realize just how many watch list terrorists are loose inside our country because of our border being open?

GundamStyle69

Speaking of Trump being brain dead, I’m positive that any time he says “they’re emptying their insane asylums into our country”, he has it confused with people being granted asylum. Like, he can’t understand the concept.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Lockjaw with your hand is just lockclaw.

Smitchy The Kidd

Glad chris is recovering ok from the Aids

Futt Buckerson

I feel like people stay stupid because everyones too nice to tell them theyre stupid or theres no one in their echo chambers to tell them otherwise

Swavant

Dude did you type this while you were drunk?

Sadam Eye-zer

I mean... you're literally paying for it. That's like paying for admission to a titty bar and then complaining about all the areolas on display.

Rat Pobertson

Fucking word flashbang

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

Are you surprised?

Mr. Hot Salsa

You doing alright, bud? What’s got you acting up? You can be a little vulnerable, most of us are well-meaning.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Do you have a humiliation fetish? Thats the only reason i could come up with as to why youre still paying money to comment stupid shit when it seems all this podcast does is piss you off.

5'5 But my throat 6'3

Lol yooo chill

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Why not have everyone change their name to roachdoggjr?

RoachDoggJr

Where can I find the Paramore gta video at 1:43:30

SoberPodcastFan21

Ur gay

Mr. Hot Salsa

Fun fact: a quick google search of GundamStyle69 reveals he’s a pedophile incel redneck with yellow fever, don’t let him get to you

Clark

Then do a cringe choose your fighter meme with a bunch out of touch politicians that are desperately trying to be hip with the kids!

GundamStyle69

Hey look everyone it’s GundamStyle69 the same guy who watches underage Koreans do weird shit, say hi to RinRin for me

Clark

Boobs.

GundamStyle69

Ever notice that the onion articles have rk be more and more I've the top in an attempt to not be a regular news site

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

I love how blatantly homophobic you guys are by using gay as an insult under the guise of humor. Btw your side is more cringe than elon, I mean did you see that choose your Fighter video????? AOC and her fellow morons don't have the excuse of being autistic to cover their concerning lack of commen sense.

GundamStyle69

Not trying to hate, just genuinely curious. Why is pokimane so loved I really don't get it.

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Alright! If you wanna get in on an epic annoying credits read, change your name to “I am become meme”

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style


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