XaiJu
The Snark Tank
The Snark Tank

patreon


#287: The Game Awards Was Actually Good?

#287: The Game Awards Was Actually Good? #287: The Game Awards Was Actually Good?

Comments

That moon thing is just a "Joe Dirt" quote

Jocelyn McLey

enough to make a grown man cry

I'm 4ft11

the math shit at the end was so stupid i genuinely respect these guys less. imagine being in your 30s and not knowing what scientific notation is. and sween gets extra shit for being a NURSING STUDENT and mistaking it with Eulers Number

Turniue

I think I just got it mixed up because they were talking about Stupify, I haven’t listened to disturbed in like 14 years

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I don’t know a single person who ever thought the neighborhood singer was a woman and i know at least 3 people

ThroatCoatGoat

Nope, It is "Inside The Fire" by Disturbed

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

RSS on Apple still not working. Since December 5th

SydneySweeny’sFutureExHusband

Everything between 283 and 288 isn't showing up. The new Luigi episode dropped for me. Everything in between isn't on

Dmnsrage

Podcast Addict

Dmnsrage

one of the most frustrating things about this podcast is when sween is right but incapable of explaining himself.

mongrel intruder

I'm 20 and the Beastie Boys was my first thought when I heard about the Naughty Dog game, so it's not an "old" thing.

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

I love that Chris keeps mentioning the Substance best movie that came out this year fr

Does this unit have a soul

In all seriousness, if you sort your posts by type the most recent posts are not classified as "podcasts" so this must be the issue.

Elon Is A DEI Hire Because Hes Ret@rded And Gay

I emailed the snark tank business email. Maybe one of us can get support lol

Mr. Pang

The RSS feed is 100% messed up rn the newest episode on there is the destiny one from December 5th

Mr. Pang

This, I was actually trying so hard not to just turn this shit off

Loudmouthnobody

My Dick Hart

One Woman Roving Band of Raiders.

It’s just weird to not just be like “yeah I thought he was a girl” and to leave it at that. It has to be “everyone else has the same experience as me because it’s not possible that I was the only one mistaken”

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

Yeah I like him most of the time but then there’s part of him that’s so obnoxious it almost outweighs the enjoyable parts of listening to him.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I never played it so I wont disagree. But my point is that his arguement wasnt as nonsensical as they were saying

The Demolisher

I like Derrick but he is unironically the reason I stopped listening to the Snark for a good while. Man's takes are cartoonishly bad sometimes and he will call you stupid if you disagree.

The Albino That Lives In Your Walls

Already said this in a standalone comment but figured it fit your topic well enough Derrick saying "people are just so egotistical" and then moving on to immediately say in no uncertain terms that he would bet ANY amount of money that everyone who disagrees with him actually secretly had the exact same experience as him is fucking poetically retarded.

MojaveScribe

Derrick saying "people are just so egotistical" and then moving on to immediately say in no uncertain terms that he would bet ANY amount of money that everyone who disagrees with him actually secretly had the exact same experience as him is fucking poetically retarded.

MojaveScribe

I mean yeah I’m not going to try say he is anything but all I know is its easily the worst part of the show when he acts like this. It almost make it more annoying that it’s something that doesn’t matter, if he was being this headstrong about a serious topic it would at least make sense, but this is just so stupid.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

Stupify by Disturbed

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

except it really isn’t that much better than most of the GOTY nominees. it’s an incomplete story with an awful conclusion the dlc is hard carried by like 3 bosses

mongrel intruder

Ngl, when I heard "Intergalatic", I also immediately thought of the Beastie Boys.

Johnny Somali 2 Korean Boogaloo

Reply to chris: We're talking about the patreon's private RSS feed for the patreon members.

Alcoholic Master Chief Yelling CORTANAAAA

What is the song they’re referencing with “Devin, let’s go to seven eleven” at the end?

Cum Master

Fun fact years prior in an obscure interview, the final boss for the Mafia games was confirmed to be Eric the Human

Clark

Shaft Spunk you retards

Madea Oblongata

Anybody got a Timestamp on the verily bit? Trying to rewatch it

Jelqal Queer Solid 2 Bums of Verily

Yeah that part was like actually astonishing. Like I don't like too label people narcassist because it feels too self centered and unnuanced, But it actually feels like coping to say otherwise with him after that. Like bros cartoonish in the segment.

The Demolisher

I agree, its just crazy how unhelpfully mean they are to him. Its like if some ones struggling to make there point and there your friend, Id figure you would help them clarify. Im all for jokes their just so mean to sween all the time Also appreciate how respectful your comment was, in truth was not expecting that lol

The Demolisher

Same here

king_ryan_james

I usually agree but tbf Sweeney was being redundant like Chris said. If he said it just like you did then it would be a lot less confusing

crisco

My friend once put on the Fry’s dog episode while we were on acid and like 5 years later I still haven’t forgiven him for it.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

People are “latching on to it” because you’re just being super annoying about it Derrick. You’re literally telling people they probably didn’t think it was a man because to you it’s more likely that everyone else is just lying/remembering incorrectly than you just being incorrect about something. No one actually gives a shit you thought the singer of this one hit wonder band was a female, they care that you’re incapable of just being like “oh I was wrong” and it’s crazy annoying

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

FYI I did just try re adding the rss feed url from the patreon app and it only shows shows up to 283. Dunno what’s been up but I have just been using the patreon app anyway. Good show as always

Jordan Carter

Guys, come on how hard is it too understand Sweenys point? "I agree this doesnt qualify but this DLC is of higher quality than most of these games." Theres a point where yall just obstinate.

The Demolisher

A dinosaur with a gun just makes me so sad that there hasn’t been a remake of Brute Force yet. That game was so good and I’m seemingly the only one who still remembers it.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

because patreon is a dogshit platform.

mongrel intruder

Hearing that “maybe we can put it on credit” are actual lyrics and not what I always just misheard has blown my mind. Truly one of the songs of all time.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Really hoping Chris saw that gator missing the food that was edited to have the halo 1 SFX. Such a perfect edit

Schadenfreudian Slip

Fun fact: in that scene from Napoleon Dynamite with the steak, the actor who played Pedro was laughing so hard that he had to leave the scene. He was supposed to stay in it

Jack

Online discourse is like those videos of yapping dogs with a fence between them but when the fence is removed they get shy and/or stop barking

Swavant

I think Talion from the LoTR games could beat Arkham Batman. One of the most OP characters ever.

Panda Junkie

“alexa play stupify” got me so fucking bad

East Coast Heroin Baby

I had to pause my game when I heard Mo-Jew Jo-Jew cause I was loosing my fucking shit laughing so hard

Jarvis, take me off Epsteins black book

Derrick talking about himself at 1:27:40

Chef Savage

The books are widely about Ciri, Chris.

Noah Friscopp

What does RSS mean? Realgay Sexual Sex?

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

I love the part where they talk about how RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE RSS IS STILL BROKE

Elon Is A DEI Hire Because Hes Ret@rded And Gay

No way

Clark

Almost 4 hours thank god

Clark

Just so you know cancer cells dont under go cellular degeneration. So no we arent cooked, we have cells that dont degenerate

The Demolisher

idk what's in the water but this one and the last episode have been top tier. good shit boys

crisco

My favorite part of the game awards was when discord "died" for Chris while he was streaming it.

Dunder Funkly Dunkly

And hoes being sween and his 100 hypothetical clones

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

Balatro got scrubbed by a rerelease of a VR game I genuinely kinda hate the game awards theyre so anti-Indie its infuriating

Paz

I messaged the podcast account so maybe one of these will get through

Mobius

Been having issues myself with the rss feed. I just messaged Derrick on twitter to let them know of this problem

The long slinking shadow over Ohio

RSS feed, broken, patreon support says this is on the podcasters and they can't help. Just an FYI although I've about given up on it since we've been telling you for like a week now, boys

Mobius

RSS feed is very useful for listening to back episodes. If you only care about the current episode, listening on Patreon is fine I guess, but the RSS feed is helpful for listening to all the shows, and Snark Tank puts out a lot of content. Also, it's not Patreon having issues, I talked to their support, it's broken on The Snark Tank's end. We're giving them money, having a functioning RSS feed is a basic thing for any premium podcast.

Mobius

Silent Hill 2 Remake was my game of the year and the fact it didn't even win ONE thing it was nominated for left such a bad taste in my mouth. I honestly just can't stand the game awards at this point. I laughed my ass off at the puppets roasting it.

LilCompanyCreditCard

I getcha. It was just genuine curiosity. I only listen to this, LSM, and Chapo, so it’s not an issue for me.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Sometimes you just like things to be in one place, to be used the same way as other podcasts, to be able to queue it with other podcasts.

Alcoholic Master Chief Yelling CORTANAAAA

Chris, Split Fiction is an isekai. When will you acknowledge weeb supremacy?

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

I just have all my pods/subs on one app. If it doesn’t show I don’t think of checking another app until it’s weeks later

Kevin Whiteacre

Not trying to be a dick, but ever since Patreon has started having issues with RSS, I’ve seen so many complaints about it. Why is it so important? It’s just another app. Or would you liken it to Steam users who are incredibly loyal to their specific platform and can’t be bothered with any other launchers despite the enticement of free games?

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

I’ve missed the last 6/7 pods cos the RSS feed is broke. Gonna kms

Kevin Whiteacre

I just realised Derrick is black

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

"Never agro a joker bear, lad."

Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.

Fix the RSS feed you smooth brained drooling homunculi

out_of_focus_bigfoot

Crocodilians actually have quite noticeable maternal instincts. They're very picky about nesting sites, will guard their eggs and young and once hatched some species will carry their young around in their open mouth or on their back

Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)

Alright you get a pass this time for being late with a long episode just don't do it again.

My left nut

Happy Holidays!

Stratman

Nearly 4 hours were so back

Chris

Two, three hours episodes in a row?!?!?

Giving my SS number to the hot singles in my area

I bet these hoes forgot and just remembered to post

Filthy Animal


More Creators