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#275: Making Bad Predictions

this was recorded on november 4th...

#275: Making Bad Predictions #275: Making Bad Predictions

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Chris’s idea that the proximity to major events and the weather outside the seasons and the time of year, resulting in consistent personality patterns probably has a lot more salt than you guys actually realize because brain developments during the first few months of life can affect your personality for the rest of your life, (especially prenatal development) While I don’t think Chris was aware of this at all, doesn’t change the fact that it’s a brilliant realization. I usually listen to this podcast because you guys act dumb and it’s absolutely hilarious. It yall also occasionally drop great bits of insight.

50 Shades of Gay

Shout out to Born of Osiris

Feverdream -

The squirrel incident is more fucked than they know. They took the squirrel to test for rabies okay? Guess how they tested it.. They cut it's fucking head off. This thing was a pet, they tried to rehab it but the squirrel liked the people too much.

F.i.G

Be strong. My partner is trans, I'm Mexican and bi. We're all feeling a little afraid. Keep on keeping on.

American woman, I AM GAY

Eat shit

Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books

Hit the nail on the head

Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books

You don't know how much I appreciate that, thank you so much 💕

LilCompanyCreditCard

I love how Chris keeps saying he predicts Kamala to win by a good margin then brags on Twitter when Trump won because he won some good money of betting on Trump. Some coward shit tbh

crisco

half the country is alarmingly uneducated, kinda hope they kill themselves

she knocked on my loose til’ I sit and mourn

What’s scarier, a 13 story tall grinch running at you, or Pete Buttigieg fighting in the gears of war universe and not only surviving, but becoming an apex predator

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Jason blundell leaving the COD zombies team took so much love and passion with him. I wish I could look into a crystal ball and see what the state of cod zombies would be right now if he didn’t leave

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

That’s fair

Mumford and Gay sons

I hope you know that those election results are not a reflection of the whole country. A lot of us still and will always care ♥️ I’m here to listen if you need an ear and I relate to your pain as a woman

Liliy Herrera

He wasn’t saying he didn’t like it because he’s grown up now. He just is saying as he grew older he hasn’t connected with the music much.

The Talibum

haven't listened to this just yet but just want to say that you guys always make me laugh and have through some very tough times, so I thank you for that. As an LGBTQ person who's already lost friends to suicide upon the election results, I'm in a very dark place rn. I'm trying really hard to keep fighting, really. hope to listen soon and have a laugh at least.

LilCompanyCreditCard

He has initial D like funny car show

American woman, I AM GAY

That person who mentioned new magic wand is so woefully incorrect it’s hilarious. The entire Igor album is about “Igor” going through this endless cycle of toxic love/this toxic relationship/situationship with this man who keeps using Igor as a side piece who he throws and retrieves whenever his girlfriend is giving him the business. New magic wand specifically is about Igor reaching his apex of anger and desperation to be with this guy because he’s tired of being confused as to whether or not this man loves him and wants to be with him in the same way Igor does and he proposes a solution where it’s either she dies or everyone dies

Mumford and Gay sons

Sweeny is so incredibly autistic. He talks about having “grown up” and that’s why he’s just not the biggest fan of Tyler’s newest works compared to his older stuff but his older stuff is literally described by Tyler as immature and his newest album is inarguably the most mature thing Tyler has put out

Mumford and Gay sons

To be fair trump is also declining mentally so he might not perform as good as a second term is for a president or maybe even worse than the first time. Or at least I hope maybe the repubs will control him like the Dems with Biden and in that case some crazy shits gonna happen

YaGuyALT

The Bohemian Rhapsody effect

YaGuyALT

Sween going to Sea world is an L

Martian Manfucker

Hey snark tank team, wanted to know if any of you picked up Forever winter yet? It's a horror based extraction shooter with a touch of cyberpunk, mad Max and aliens isolation all wrapped into one. Still in beta so be kind to it, fantastic bones I'd highly recommend y'all check out!

Suspicious-Fox-35

Props to you guys for putting this out despite the outcome.

Special Needs Cannon

lol from what I heard Canada and a lot of Europe isnt that far from following suit. I’m not too far from Illnois already so im thinking of moving once I can afford to and relocating my job if anything is open.

Does this unit have a soul

Be safe my man. Don’t let those fuckers get the satisfaction.

Martian Manfucker

Please be right Richard D Ross. You have the D initial like funny pirate show

Martian Manfucker

Yo I can't believe Trump promised to Jelq during his whole inauguration speech

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

You guys talking about fucking around with a microwave and causing crazy shit to happen is basically Steins;Gate lmao. Go watch it, it’s my favorite anime. Has an awesome dub as well.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Epic the musical is incredible actually

Dipshit

Freddie mercury was diagnosed with AIDS in 87 and Live Aid was in 85

Madea Oblongata

MN? Toronto? 👀

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Luis Guzmán is Puerto Rican......

Hannibal Lecter politely asking to suck your dick

Just left Indiana to study somewhere else. God bless 🙏

Cum Master

Y’all jinxed us

Uncle Remus constantly singing the n word

Remember when the beaver drove the bus straight into a fire they said wasn’t real? Yeah I miss that cuz now the bus is hot with this regular old human driver who replaced him. Give me the beaver back, it was so great before the fire.

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Same. I know people who hate the squirrel thing as much as me but they would also turn around say the projects should be destroyed so the Zoo can be bigger for the animals. Conservatives randomly become animal loving hippies in the right scenarios.

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

A lot of presidents get more done the second time around but idk if a four year gap between helps or hinders more

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

The image of pissing a silly band fucks my up and I don’t know why

cam ham

God, I hope you’re right.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

So glad to have big daddy Trump back so we can objective women freely once again

Katana Silver

The way chris passively shrugs off anything terrible that happens in new York never ceases to impress me. Saying the twin towers were ugly anyway, being unsympathetic towards that woman in the twitter videos that got violenly beaten in the subway and now the squirrel thing. The dick riding is something else.

mitchel0001

Splitting an atom releases so little energy you wouldn’t notice. Also normal atoms don’t cascade like isotope.

cam ham

For what it's worth, Trump basically did none of the shit he said he was going to in his first term around. And half of the staff he has that are Project 2025ers will probably be booted by Trump at some point since his cabinet rotates like a lazy susan on a merry-go-round. He just wants the fame and prosecution immunity.

Richard D Ross

And then you die!

Richard D Ross

Or well, Kingston would and then show the other two against their will

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

Brother that’s not an effective threat they’d just want you to film it and make sure it goes up somewhere

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

I agree I would be fine with all the visual fuck ups but audio fuckups will make me change my YouTube review to 1 star again for the 10th time this year after 1hr of troubleshooting and ultimately giving up and then hearing 2-3min in realizing its a bit Also, as chris guessed in episodes prior, fuck hillary for poisoning kamala's campaign just by existing around her

Swavant

the DOC was the best in nwa but he lost his voice in a car crash

a jeff

Sorry fellas I voted for Trump cause it would be funny. Funny remains to be seen

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

We are here for you brother

Guggie

What bothers me so much about the squirrel incident is conservatives getting so riled up about it, but where’s that same sentiment when a citizen is wrongfully killed by the police or our children are turned to mist by a school shooter?

Guggie

Oh, for sure. I would love to finally have someone I want to vote for, rather than just voting against the opposition. I still think about how much better a Bernie presidency would have made things.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I'd let Chris buy me a coffee just to give him the pass.

Stratman

Next episode: america is COOKED

mitchel0001

As a trans guy in Indiana haha im in danger!

Does this unit have a soul

its actually probably fine now. we aren’t using 70s microwaves anymore. https://youtu.be/fljZ_jaUq-c?si=KyZMi0muX-MAN7ij

Yan Uli

Alexa who was president of the united states during the 2020 recession

Yan Uli

Surprise most Americans have basic common sense. They elected somebody that didn't get us into a recession and yes we are in a recession that doesn't change because the government changes the definition of the word

GundamStyle69

Infinite suffering

Armadillo

Thing is while both parties are 100% controlled by their elits (damn, the DNC is still controlled by the same elits that controlled the party back in the 90s while Clinton was potus) the GOP is always fucking scared of their own base and always bend to them while the DNC despise their base. I might be wrong in your vision but I think “harm reduction” is a terrible way to run a campaign. Obama in 2008 was the last organic dem presidential campaign and he had so many progressive promisses (even thought he gave up on most of them pretty quickly after he became potus). Since then every time the dems try this centrist strategy of appealing to republicans they get fucked (both Hillary and Kamala). God, even Biden had more populist promisses then Kamala, I do think they have a lot to learn here but will probably learn all the wrong lessons.

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

2:17:00 Thanks for jinxing it Chris

CycloneofChaos

Bungee Cum possesses the properties of both rubber and cum.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Suprise! Most Americans are retarded

UnnamedDrone

Yeah, I have so many thoughts about all of it, but for me it comes down to both of the parties being controlled by big money and refusing to meaningfully address the material conditions of the average citizen. It’s all economic, it’s all about class. Up until now, I’ve been pragmatic about voting for harm reduction, that even if I can’t get everything I want, getting anything at all is a win. But it apparently wasn’t enough for most people, so now we will see if minds are changed now that we are diving headfirst into an accelerationist world. I’ll believe it when I see it.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Dude I tend to agree with you, from the moment her campaign became oficial it was probably already too late, the fact that de ran a terrible campaign gave Trump his biggest win so far even given him the fucking popular voto. Republicans are way better in getting their insane message to the masses but I do think beating a washed up Donald Trump would be impossible if Biden wasn’t a piece of shit and the DNC actually had primaries. The way they did things alienated the base. I do also hope you are still being able to vote and have your voice heard in 4 years brother :/

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

Yeah that part were Chris is explaining astrology having some potential is crazy

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

While I agree with you that her campaign could have been run better, there was no way she was going to win, either way. Republicans and media successfully convinced everyone that inflation is still going nuts (we got it slowed back down, different from price gouging), transwomen are destroying ciswomen’s sports, and that immigrants are everywhere and terkin’ er’ jerbs and rapin’ and murderin’ our wives and children. They tacked that onto the incumbent, and people viewed her as the incumbent, which is retarded. “You say you’ll do this, but why haven’t you done it already, HMM??” Is retarded. VP is not the president. We saw all the negatives about Trump and knew all about his plans and said, “Yeah, I want that shit.” Yes, we really are that bad, yes, we really are that stupid and media illiterate. I hope I’m still able to vote in 4 years, but the pessimist in me is leaning towards “we are living through world history”.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I don’t think people want to hear this

tytychicken

Also that person who wrote in is retarded, A7X first album is the best thing they’ve done.

The Talibum

I'm so mad I cleaned my apartment

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

I just feel like the Harris campaign was probably one of the worst things I’ve ever seen a major party put out. First you put up a senile potus for reelection klling any chance of a primary and making sure your base has absolutely no voice. Then Harris started her campaign on a plataform of going more and more to the center and right. Then by the end of it this shit felt like a fever dream LIZ FUCKING CHENEY IS YOUR BIG CAMPAIGN BOOST? Like, even the republicans hogs hate the fucking war criminal Cheney family and Kamala is here campaign with Liz and alienating a huge chunk of the democratic base saying they don’t matter. Will the DNC learn anything from it? They will learn only the wrong things cause at the end of the day no party loves losing and asking for money more than them. I just thank God every day for not being born in the US cause as a leftist dude this country feels like the fucking hell on earth lmao.

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

Change the intro back or I’m going to tie a bungie cord to my nuts and jump off a bridge

The Talibum

My sister dose that too and she’s old enough to vote.

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

Trumby kinda gross and probly geh

Haggis

Junior year of high school my friend invited me over to his house for the first time. At some point, he proceeded to make a cup of noodles in the microwave WITH A FORK IN IT. I stared in disbelief as the fork sparked and my friend scrolled on his phone unbothered. When I asked him “what’s wrong with you” all he said was “I do it all the time”.

BeatoMyMeato

Wouldn't be a major event without y'all being completely wrong about the literal day before.

Carl

Life sucks

Really bad at tying knots


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