#271: Hasan and Ethan Sitting in a Tree

First of all, youre a morally illiterate retard who doesnt realize that "jews wanting to a place to settle" is just advocating for an ethnostate. Second, This line of logic is exactly what allows Israel to keep acting like a rogue state and disregard any sort of ethics and also it doesn't even apply correctly because israel has been constantly encroaching on recognized Palestinian land and settling it just in the last few years. You don't get to kill and rape a population for decades and then throw your hands up and be like "well what are you gonna do, they're already there". Ethan is just a moron who doesn't even get the principle argument against Israel which is that it is fundamentally an ongoing colonial apartheid ethnostate that treats non-jews as second class citizens and therefore mustn't be allowed to do that.

BARACK OSAMA

Hey, can you guys not let Kingston read the names anymore. Jesus Christ

Jack

Churro fries made me sick asf, i do not recommend 😅

Feverdream -

"Resistance" lol ok bud

Chef Savage

To your first point, yes I know that’s why I said it’s not inherently a bad thing. Secondly I agree that Israel shouldn’t have been a thing in the first place, but Jewish wanting a place to settle is not inherently bad, and now we’re way to far gone and it’s been an established country for over 70 years now so it’s just being childish to be like “well they shouldn’t be there in the first place” because there’s nothing we can do about them being there now, they don’t have anywhere else to go, and Ethan believing that they shouldn’t just all be displaced is not an extreme opinion to have.

The Talibum

Also I find it hilarious how you're like "erm it's not even a bad thing" when it by definition has required and resulted in the displacement, genocide and subjugation of people who had already been living on the land for thousands of years. Zionism is by definition a settler colonial project and those are actually in fact bad due to the reasons listed above. Dipshit.

BARACK OSAMA

Believing in a the necessity and right to existence for a "Jewish state" (zion) ie. Israel is the literal actual definition of zionism

BARACK OSAMA

Sorry their form of resistance against a genocide is not up to your standards

Dr. Man-love or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock

Touche. But you know what I mean. LOL

Seth

I thought when Sween confused Egghead with Whole Cake that he was going to correct himself. But he just kept going. Although I somewhat agree in the anime they make Sanji lamentation over his family kind of boring. The pacing is just too slow, but that's the anime for you unfortunately.

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Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I’m convinced people like you have such a surface level knowledge of what’s happening and just want to sound smart by saying Zionist like you have any clue what it actually means. It’s not even inherently a bad thing, people are distancing themselves from the term because the political movement has became extremist and the label has become synonymous with extremism, but wanting a nation for the displaced Jewish people of WW2, and now wanting to keep that nation is not in and of itself a bad thing. You’re only calling him a Zionist because he doesn’t want Israel to be dissolved, and displace all those Jewish people again, which is an opinion any reasonable person should have.

The Talibum

I was H3’s biggest hater for years, I had jumped of the train when most people still liked him, I couldn’t stand his personality and I thought his content sucked, and then he actually started sucking as a person. With all that said, if you think he’s wrong in this situation I fear someone has replaced your brain with a kilo of heroin because you must be in a perpetual state of nodding off to think Hasan is right in this, or 99% of other situations.

The Talibum

The whole anime is Mid and forgetable even Sween admited he doesn't enjoy watching the anime anymore in this episode.

Joe Raygun

More characters in Dbz have charcater development and overall depth than Vegeta Derrek

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

Piccolo goes from an evil prince of a demon king who wants to conquer the world to a mature adult who helps forge a strong warrior and learns more about his namekian roots, Gohan goes from a shy pacifist kid to a bold brave fighter who is willing to protect his family and friends when the time calls for it, Trunks fights to protect his future timeline and the past even though it won't affect his future, and gains a better understanding of how his master and masters friends and family were like before they died

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

It’s kind of not hard to remember Egghead island when the arc just fucking ended my guy. So no that’s not a valid excuse anymore. And to confuse it with Whole Cake Island, which was 2 arcs ago is stupid. How are you gonna call yourself a fan of the series and not remember basic shit?

Martian Manfucker

Imagine simping for a pirate

Chef Savage

Kinda hard to remember shit when it's 1000+ episodes long bud lmao

Chef Savage

Holy hell, I’m not even that big of a Harry Potter fan and this is pissing me off. James Potter and Tom Riddle didn’t even go to school at the same time right? RIGHT? No wonder Sween hates Harry Potter, he doesn’t even understand it at all. Like hot damn.

Master BFE

Derrick watch the dub of JoJos for the first 2 seasons. English voices are sick and they’re accurate to their ethnicity. Just feels more immersive.

Guggie

Kingston is retarded. Only Tommy and Angelica are related

Zack

Getting Harry Potter lore wrong immediately after having different Harry Potter lore explained to you is PEAK Snark Tank. Love to see it.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

Just fucking up all the Harry Potter lore, I love it, more please

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

He has the takes of a pretentious manga reader who only watches the anime, and never reads the manga.

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He just fundamentally does not understand the story, especially if he dislikes Luffy.

Martian Manfucker

Sween saying he's adopted is the same logic as Marty Funkhouser saying he's an orphan.

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It should literally be illegal for him to speak a word about One Piece.

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It’s was supposed to be Final Flash but Gayer

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Whenever Sween talks about one piece I wanna kill myself, and now Chris is saying dumb shit about DBZ Kai I’m so upset. And after that Egghead comment confusing it with Wholecake island, I no longer care what Sween thinks of one piece if he can’t even fucking remember what happens.

Martian Manfucker

I'm waiting for the sequel

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

I did the exact same thing, but I couldn’t remember what the occasion was until you said it. He seems to be allergic to context and nuance in favor of drumming up more drama and bullying people.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Yeeesh. I jumped off the H3 fandom in 2019 after the false allegations against ProJared shit he was helping spread around and then doubled down when called out. Tangentially seeing how much worse he’s gotten in the years since has only confirmed my choice to dip out was the right one.

Cyrus Fisher

Kingston saying he’s technically adopted is like Logic saying he can technically say the n word

Clark

I think calling him extreme and dangerous (lol) is taking him seriously in some regard.

La Raza

This is big

My uncle’s fentanyl themed funeral

I feel dumb asking but what has Ethan done thats zionist supporting?

greengroblin

I love the intro it sounds like the highest end of porn music possible, very fitting

50 Shades of Gay

New intro is sick

Damien Sawyers

In my opinion Ethan is dead wrong on the yemeni guy. Any metric he’s using to declare him a terrorist could be applied to his own wife Hila. But I guess he’s gotta turn a blind eye to that sort of terrorism when it’s your wife

Dr. Man-love or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock

Also it defiantly sounds like a porn video intro

Maddy

I can't stand this now intro please don't force change onto me. Imagine if they removed all the music from halo and replaced it with pop music you can't do that!

Maddy

Thought you were hyperbolizing with the "mental breakdown" bit, but after looking at some of this shit he really seems genuinely manic and insane Saw a video of him just in the bathroom making poses and pretending to stab himself and just had to stop looking. It is legit the type of shit a schizo dude posts that gets 10 views before he leaps from a building, but Ethan actually has an audience

Rather find your gf fucking 5 shaggys or 1 scooby

Intro threw me off well done

Pan_of_Jello

Also, surprised with how much you've glazed (in a positive connotation) Andre 3000 and not talked about Class of 3000 at all not even Sween

Swavant

More kingston patois!!! Do a quarter of an episode where he only talks in patois and chris and derrick act like they know what hes saying and then a quarter of the way in, have kingston talk normally and just never acknowledge that he did that

Swavant

Thank you snark tank, very cool

Cum between her cheeks call it a Nutter Buttet

Sween got Egghead confused with Whole Cake Island 🤦‍♀️

Queen Pifi

That’s crazy. Emma is great.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Derrick might turn a blind eye now but Ethan is literally having a mental breakdown on instagram rn so it won’t be long before he realizes what kind of person Ethan is. Ethan just attacked Emma Vigeland on his instastories and said really unhinged shit about her turning a blind eye to mass rapes cause she was defending Hasan. The irony is that Ethan was the one that refused to admit the mass rape of Palestinian woman by the IDF. Ethan is crazy and everyone that leaves H3 gets to live on his head rent free as he starts a parasocial relationship with these people (see what happened to Trisha).

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

Completely agree.

Clark

This is not because you are Autistic, it's because you know that the original fit the feel of the show much better.

Seth

I’m always disappointed that Derrick accepts Ethan’s framing of issues, but it’s understandable considering how much of a crybully Ethan is. I wouldn’t want the insane H3 people tearing our boys apart.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Hasan is an extreme and dangerous sociopathic loser who should not be taken seriously in any regard. The fact that Ethan even worked with him shows how idiotic he is.

Seth

Both of these dudes should be drawn & quartered I think

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

Chill.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Sweeney last episode: I am not the final boss of racism Sweeney this episode: Jim Crow worked a little bit

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IceCreamRickShaw

Ethan is a piece of shit. He hates being calling a zionist but repeat every zionist talking point. He’s slowing morphing into a new form of Michael Rapaport.

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

I miss the old intro. No hate to the person who made the new one it’s not bad at all, I’m just autistic, and don’t like change.

The Talibum

5am drop let's fuckin go i just started work

Jojo

Cool DJ set start

Stratman

hey

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Hasan and Ethan sitting in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G-Myself

Paz

Under 3 hours? Seems we are being punished 😭

MysteriousCup

Final Gay!!!!!!

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!