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#260: WTF is The Rizzler?

Hey guys! This was supposed to be out already, but Derrick's computer went tits up and then Derrick got covid. We'll be back in the studio one he's good to go! Sorry about that.

#260: WTF is The Rizzler? #260: WTF is The Rizzler? #260: WTF is The Rizzler?

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“What about honey chicken nigga??” took me the fuck out

Lae’zel’s Biggest Simp

You guys are tripping i love getting cummed on

Empire Ants

*Chris starts reading the names* *Looks at timestamp* *1 hour left in the podcast*

Jack

Yeah lol they were like 15 in 2003 expect Derrick who was 36

Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books

Lol sure

Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books

We’re cosco guys of course we preform transgender surgeries on unborn illegal alien babies then abort them

beating jimmy carter to death in a pillow fight

Gimme your meat, boys, and free my hole, i wantya to get lost in my butthole and drift away

Chef Savage

I donated 5 bucks and didn't get my august question answered. WHYYYY!!! looking at you Sween >:(

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

Brother may I have some oats

sweeny is just steven universe but gay and black

Idgaf about red dead but the conversations about it are funny so I like listening

mitchel0001

sween, i love you, but you're wrong on this one. french people are not latino because Latino doesn't mean people of Latin descent, it means people of Latin *AMERICAN* descent. I think you're confusing the convept of latino with all people who speak a romance language. also Portuguese people aren't hispanic unless they're from a part of brazil or portugal that speaks spanish

Gungologungish

The reason for the massive spike in Indian racism is because of India's push to get their citizens online, which has caused 4chan, reddit, etc to get massive amounts of indians users in a very short span of time.

Scaring Derek in Greenface

I liked Mass Effect: Andromeda. I liked Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. I liked Independence Day: Resurgence. I liked Ghostbusters (2016).

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I wonder if Derrick's computer problems are directly tied to the CPU memory leak Wu Kong is giving certain setups.

Rat Pobertson

This is my favorite BioWare podcast.

Noah Friscopp

That walz guy lied about his whole life.

nobody

Swear to god, that was the first thing I imagined.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I’m dead nigga -Darth Vader

The easiest way to throw off the Snark Tank is by saying, Noooooo

It’s me! I’m the Zodiac Killer! Whoopie!

Katana Silver

This podcast mainly talks about Mass Effect, Red Dead Redemption 2, Gears of War, Halo 3, Keith David and politics

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Darth Vader died. What kinda jokes we got?

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Let’s get this off the ground. That fat kid is now the Ham Rizzler.

Cyrus Fisher

Gotta stop sucking all that dick, but I get it. It’s a hard thing (Heh) to give up.

Cyrus Fisher

i’m really gonna miss that opening theme

mongrel intruder

Minnesota mentioned. Also, I have been workshopping a gay version of awake and alive. Hasn't gone anywhere cause im retarded though.

Smitchy The Kidd

Dudududu berserker berage

manuel iop

Funnily enough, I have never played any Bioware game, I don't really have an interest in rap, I don't care for politics although I agree we should probably have a healthier relationship with politics but that's an entirely other conversation. I still watch/listen cause I found you guys funny, got introduced by Christoper and his channel. Now I also watch his stuff on LSM cause the people on there are pretty dope. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME CHRIS, thanks for the content fellas

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I was totally thinking that the term Latine was much better sounding than Latinx. It would be so easy to just replace the -o or -a ending with -e.

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Derrick Blackguy suffering from a chronic bout of Gay Flu once again 😢

Nathan Wagner

Feel better soon Berrick

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

I'm the jizzler

Putting my entire dick and balls between Cammy's thighs and telling her to flex

Not the xrated DHC

Special Needs Cannon

Derrick, are you all fucked up & sick… for me??

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

*Dutch's voice* Get well soon for me Derrick

Swavant

FUNNILY ENOUGH, I think Latinx is so unpopular among Hispanics that it could absolutely be put into the same category as neo pronouns for just how really really unlikely you are to run into someone asking you to use them lmao

Tantalized Funyuns

The term Sween was looking for in the case of gender neutral Spanish was Latine. Chris was pretty much on the money, Latinx was something conjured up by the "Subjects of Yakub" and pushed onto Latinos despite it fully not working in the language. From the few enby latinos I've talked to, most of them don't really care about Latino being the agreed upon as gender neutral even though it's literally the male one which is kinda funny but also I get it, it kinda is what it is. But if you want the one Hispanic people might actually fucking use, you just make E the last vowel that would otherwise gender it. So if you wanna call someone nonbinary a fag but like be conscious about it, you go with Pute or Marice or Jote I guess lmao. It's now dawning on me how many single word variations we have on it Jesus fucking Christ.

Tantalized Funyuns

Idk guys, idk...

Empire Ants

Hang in there, Derrick. Hope to see you healthy again soon!

rileydelete

Fuck me, someone get this man a kitkat mf needs a break

Stratman

Chris if you're reading this you should watch "Oriemo" it's a pretty cool anime that was actually a big inspiration for Netflix's "Castlevania".

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

Your Flat!

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

Carmen Insider is the best thing

Haggis


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