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#248: Fogle-Ko '24

This was recorded before Biden officially dropped out. However, we did speculate on the prospect of him dropping out and who should replace him. We also philosophized on if Smash powers Yoshi could beat Arbiter.

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Derrick getting heated and jumping straight to Godwin's law is asinine. Comparing Lincoln to Hitler is bad optics no matter how you split it

JentyNips

I love this show but Derek says something retarded every episode and defends it to the death

BoughtCargo700

2:20:00 The correct lyric is "hey must be the cummies"

Jocelyn McLey

Can't believe I've never heard of "my norities" before. That's brilliant

Papa_Gzeus

Tbf, I throw a bandaid on any given scratch I get just simply cause I don't like the feeling of the scratch rubbing on something. But compared to what the bull moose endured, vs the morons in trumps crowds wearing bandages on their ears is honestly just laughable atp

Debirez

Yeah it scratched him and he’s still wearing the bandage like a pussy

Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books

I didn't think about it til the bois brought it up, but trumps "injury" has to be the weakest one in history. I mean, Roosevelt did a speech with a bullet wound before he went to the hospital

Debirez

"You know how scared I'd be being lost in the desert??" Skill issue

Staingo Jenkins

Finally someone who understands, 90% of the time Derrick has a take on something it’s either completely ignorant or he says I’ve done the research and the proceeds to say something that was already disproven… it’s so infuriating

TheLlamaGod1226

Never had churches chicken because ours looks like Stormveil Castle. The employees look like the enemies too.

Guggie

We need that rap battle

SerotoninCrunch

GOONED

SerotoninCrunch

45:39 Stella Doros

CycloneofChaos

Derrick there had to have been better people to compare lincoln to, than two literal nazis.

mongrel intruder

Lincoln WAS racist, but became less racist. He was against slavery, but wanted to basically deport all the freed slaves back to Africa. Fredrick Douglass befriended him and explained why the idea was dogshit, at which point Lincoln became an actual abolitionist.

I’ll carpet bomb the Gaza Strip… For a Quarter

man butt

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I need to hear Derick going super Sayian

Pan_of_Jello

I’m gay I like hearing the gay slur

Pan_of_Jello

For real man, especially since this is the Patreon release!

Cyrus Fisher

Did Derek just compare LINCOLN TO HITLER??????

Armadillo

Why would he Masturbate he's got birdo for werid face hole sex

Ave, True to caesar

When are y'all invite Sexthony Sextano, internet's horniest sex nerd in the podcast?

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Zero Sugar Cherry Dr Pepper is incredible

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Vouch, I’m a Coke Zero fiend. Regular Coke is gross to me, tastes like syrup

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

lincoln was friends with fredrick douglass and wanted black people to vote he wasnt racist at the end of his life this is why i hate derricks takes hes so ignorant and half-read also its basic middle school government that the opposite party needed to be vice president until they realized it incentivized assassinations andrew johnson half succeeded in bringing slavery back after that douglass even wrote a tribute to lincoln after his death and john wilkes booth was an anti-abolitionist too so lincoln freed the slaves befriended one of the most important black advocates in history then got shot by a dude who hated that he ended slavery (not that that was the only reason booth killed him but still) so even if lincoln was still secretly racist he did what he wouldve if he wasnt

a jeff

Anyone who has a soda problem like me needs to check out all of the Zero Sugar versions. Most are alright but some like sprite and coke are genuinely good and have 0 calories and sugar

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Churches is ass popeyes better

pudge

Only Ironman type challenge I've ever finished is BG3 honor mode. Raphael might be the most intense stress I've ever felt, think my life was shortened by a few years

Duke of Disorder

The Right wants consequences for words now. I’d say we’ve come full circle but I think we’ve been tracing the circle for a while now.

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

What’s up my norities?

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Ugh why did you edit out the f slur it’s so funny in a trump impression lol

Pan_of_Jello

you dont think he can reach down there with that tongue of his?? he literally can do what patrick star did in the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances episode where he said ‘i can finally touch my toes’ and proceeds to freakishly stretch his feet under himself and touch his hand. he’ll find a way #YoshiWillGoonAgain

darklord anri

I can't see the SEGA hat in this version. Damn.

preeroz.

I dont think Yoshi could masturbate, his arms are a bit too small and his tounge too thin

Paz


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