November Question Thread!

Hello Roy, G, and Biv! Now that the hype for Starfield has faded, what are your thoughts on the game? I think it’s incredibly boring in it’s writing and overall game design.

Kingston looks like Lego piece 2550c01

Boys If you could make one famous person gay, who would it be?

DevinIsPregnant

Boys, this is very important. What race is Franklin the Turtle? I think he’s black.

Fortnite Balls All In Your Face

hey bois, So I was homeless when I started listening to this podcast so you are onto something but anyways what’s your favorite insult? mine is you baby backed bitch

Hyperbolic Cum Chamber

Hallo educated black man, musical black man and Puerto Rican. I turn 35 on Thanksgiving this year, so that sucks. Got a question, though. How would you three handle waking up with each others genitalia each morning and only the original owner having any sensation of what happens? For example: Chris wakes up one morning with Sweens dick & balls and decides masturbate. Chris'll feel nothing, just Sweeny will get full sensation.

The homeless cat that Shane Dawson impregnated

hey bitch! I bought a house and I'm going to miss my mortgage payment to ask you guys what colors I should paint my Bedroom, Living Room, Goon Cave, and Sunroom? Kisses for Sween. P.S. FUCK Chumba Casino!

Hey dick, cock and penis. Curious if you boys have had any gay dreams, I personally had one where I folded Joe Rogan in half on a picnic date. Cheers! Also, to my pervious question about verbose insults, my friend called me an autistic elephant. He ended up being half right.

Evelyn G

Yo gentlemen. What's an unintentional funny line in a piece of media? For me, it's when a character in Halo: Glasslands described shooting an Engineer as shooting an autistic child. I couldn't stop laughing for an hour.

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hello the 2 chocolate cookies and the creamy white goo in the middle. Long time listener first time question asker. I am EXTREMELY Bisexual and an enjoyer of trans-women. Anyways my question to you is have you ever watched porn (with intent to cum) and found your self laughing hysterically at something random that happens in the video. I for one have a story when I was watching a trans-woman get her dick sucked in a car by this guy in a car whilst she is driving, they go through a drive-thru and when asked what do you want you can hear an audible *pop* when he takes the dick out of his mouth and he just says "a 2 piece dawg" and then goes immediately back to suckin' after getting their food. I laughed so hard at that because it came out of absolutely no-where

Captain Ball Sack

Where are all the gay covers actually recorded in song form? Also, can you separate the extra Ammo's from the regular podcasts to be able to locate them easier? Just joined and I have to search "extra" and scroll to find the content. New patreon kinda sucks

B

Hey Fellas, long time questioner and first time listener. What would it take for you to actually kill someone, whether its something they did, or someone is paying you.

Hey guys. Do you believe in an afterlife? And if you do, what version of it do you believe in? I believe that you're reincarnated and however you lived in the past life will determine the circumstances you're born into. If you lived like Austrian painter, your next life will be complete shit but if you lived like wizard water walking man, your next life would be significantly better

DuMauria Oliver

It's that fighting game developer again who subscribed to the Patreon out of spite to get one question read. I don't have a question, I just wanted to note that I FUCKING FORGOT TO CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION AND YOU CUNTS STILL HAVE MY MONEY. This flub is entirely on me, but I hate you all.

Demon Days and Discovery (Daft Punk) are the some of the best and most influential albums of the 2000s prove me wrong

Hello cock featuring balls and torture. Listener since the start, subscribing before ep. 200. Question: if you could pick anything, what is something you would have for free, but everyone else has to pay for?

Makeshift Mousepad

Question for gay, gayy and gayer. would you rather have sex with a guy (can be fictional) and you're the top OR have sex with a woman (can be fictional) and she has to peg you. No you cannot end your life

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who would win in a fight between Ethan Ralph and boogie2988 either combat or in a verbal argument

randeep kang

Does trauma make funny people?

I Purposely Run Over Butterflies When Mowing The Lawn

Good evening fags of the forest. Long-time patron hopefully first-time question asker here. I'm a big fan of small artists/bands with substantial discographies (both in age and quantity) such as Magnum or Armored Saint. I wonder if you've heard of either of these bands or if you have any similar discoveries you'd like to share with us (I'm thinking less than 100k listeners on spotify).

Gape away, gape away, break that f-slurs balls - The Slime of the Rubbing Cocks by Black Faggot

Hello 3 of the 4 horsemen of the Gaypocalypse; for $300 million would you accept the infamy and reputation of Chris-chan? The info would be a google search away. No legal consequences, only social ones

Kingston looks like Lego piece 2550c01

You guys introduced me to boogie and the wonderful video of him begging for keemstars forgiveness, which i showed to my roommate. He mentioned that boogie begging reminded him of a coworker of ours, and that image has made me lose all respect for that coworker. What are ridiculous reasons that you have lost all respect for somebody else?

Curious Whorge

If you could bring one fictional to life who would it be?

If you could replace one world leader with yourself who would it be?

If You Could turn any men in to women who would it be?

After finally getting my first question read I'm back to correct my mistake and ask a banger. you get to replace santa's coal with a small item to give to all the shitty people of the world. Go NUTS stay gay fam

Gay Ice Nine Kills be like. Its time to gape a guy to hell with good insertions, to hell with where I cum

What’s good cast of Chin Check by NWA. Any recent music recommendations lately? Can be an album, a song, a gay parody, anything. Mine, for the metal heads, is God Of Fire by Fit for a King. Cheers boys

That one Always Sunny episode with P Diddy in it

Hello left testicle, right testicle, and Shaft. Long time listener and first time question asker. (I finally coughed up five bucks because I needed to hear you talk about JF killing his wife.) Anyway, if you had to put on the Potara earings and fuse with some one (that person will be cool with it in this scenario.) Who would you want it be? This is DBZ rules, not DBS rules, so you and this person will be permanently bonded into one super being. Thanks for reading the question. Love you all!

ComicG

Hi Latino, Latiyes, and Latimaybe. What is your go-to party trick? Mine is hyperflexibility where I bend back my thumbs 90° and bend my fingers back so they touch my forearm. The bone cracking noises never fail to disgust people and I feel more alive from it.

Reluctantly crouched, 'bout to blow a guy. Cum is pumping, he's humping in time. (The Distance)

Hey there Negro Trio. What if the most strangest sex term that any of you have ever heard of? Mine is the Slovakian Traffic Cone in which you stuff the small end of a traffic cone into the ass of someone and then jizz, puke, piss, and shitt into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the intestines. The the receiver takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat. Thanks for the show!

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Hey emo-negro, glasses with a homunculus attached, and Abyss, Do you think that There is a fictional character that would fit way better into another fictional world rather than their own.Thank you very much for these podcast they are the only thing getting me through my sad homeless existence.

Did u guys know that Tariq nashid is a fed no joke

What do you guys think has been the worst take in this shows history? Mine is thinking bisexuals are half gay or that One Piece has a good story.

Twink Floyd-All and all it was just another dick in my ass.

Hello bussy destroyers. If the three of you were stranded on a desert island who would you eat and or fuck first

Adhdeviant

hey cream team starring Chris the Cunt Crusher, Derick the Dong Dealer and Sweeny the Sweaty Sexorcist. I have personally have beef with the restaurant chain Applebee's, Mariah Carey's "all I want for Christmas is you" and Stuart Little. I hate everything about them, from the decore to the fact that someone chose a fucking mouse over a real child. my question: Is there a something that you hyper specifically hate? perfect example is Chris and Imagine Dragons; it can be anything but I'm looking for the reason why it fills you with hatred.

FrankenTubbie

Hello boys! long time listener and patron. My question is - what band/musical act do you think has great potential but is held down by a certain aspect. I.e a lackluster band member or something of the like

Hello chocolate, hazelnut, and salt. What was the most out-of-pocket thing you’ve said as a kid, or heard a kid say. I didn’t know the meaning at the time, but when I was playing UNO with my family, I noticed that my gramma was loosing against everyone, so I intelligently said “awesome, we’re gang-banging gramma”. I was 10.

A gay grim reaper called the rim reaper

I bought a 1.41L bottle of Pine-Sol: spring blossom thinking it would smell nice. My apartment smells like The Gap. What a waste of $12.99. Truly my most regretful purchase, what's yours?

Magma Tea

Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy Derrek how do you feel about the Between the Buried and Me......stuff?

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

Ayo, new Patron here. Ditched an old patreon sub I wasn't enjoying anymore, and dipped into this one while still saving two dollars. Feels good. Keep up the good work, fellas.

The Coat Ghost

What is the play of the game of all human history

Benis

Hello kinkstain, mulatto, and black. I literally got this subscription just to shit on Mr. Big black and ugly for not knowing what a stall deck is in episode 188, clearly you've never asked yugioh player about skystrikers before. Got me thinking though, what's the worst experience you've had with someone while playing a game, any kind of game.

Hey-ho gay bros, you guys have mention the budokai games a few times on the show so I was curious what you guys think about the announcement of budokai tenkaichi 4 a few months ago? Excited, don't care, or praying for the downfall of whoever makes it,love to hear what you think.

CF0298

Hello Fart Tank trio, on a recent episode you guys were talking about burger toppings. This got me wondering how you guys feel about eggs on a burger, and if you've ever tried it. I absolutely love it, and if a restaurant offers it I will get it. Do yo think I am a crazed freak for this?

Zacmagak

Hey Ed Edd and Eddy Is there any works of art that you think were pretty much Devine intervention? Like a work of art that could have very easily never existed but the stars aligned just right for it to actually be made? For me personally it’s J Dilla’s Donuts album. The story of Dilla is so tragic but with that being his last album he recorded in the hospital and it being as amazing as it is. It’s almost like God made sure Dilla finished that album. Anyways love the podcast P.S. get psychicpebbles back on

I once saw Sweeney do 50 slow handstand push-ups

Ok, Gay song idea. All the things she said by Tatu. It's already a lesbian song but I can see you guys putting a twist on it, maybe even a bit metal, and making it for the Bois. And since sweeny can't singy he should be in the music video looking out the window or going through his daily life thinking about "all the things HE said" because he's BIG GAY.

Sydney Sweenys Tit's as two Moons

https://youtu.be/8yxg1kdi0hw?si=x46_wEzejllDjqPd

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

What’s crackin’, Ed Edd n Eddy if they were minorities? The Papini Brothers are heading to a convention for the first time in Ohio. Got any tips/advice to share from your experiences? Have a great day.

The Papini Bros present Master RoshiFlow “We smokin Dino Caps and Flying Nimbuses you stupid piece of shit”

Greetings Hispanic Scott the Woz, Black Peter Griffin, and Communist Revolutionary Derrick. Long time listener. Much shorter question this time. Out of the three of you, who does what in the literal Snark Tank, if it was actual tank. Who is the gunner, driver, guy who sucks off the crew, spotter, etc. and why? Much love and thanks for helping my work commutes be much more fun and less depressing.

Dank McMuffin

Boys, Boys, Boys Have you seen this gay shit? There's a whole ass gay arc! It's I'm Not Gay by MCR btw https://youtu.be/zLBDmkG77Ng?si=BWRIAO8kKmeRVmno

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

What it do, my n-words and n-word adjacent para-social homies? Long time fan, been watching Chris since he was just a disembodied voice, Derrick since 2016, and Sween since his first appearance on Twitter Trash. I’ve recently been playing through the Mass Effect Legendary edition, currently about 10 hours into 2, and was immediately reminded why I loved Mordin Solus so much after not playing since the original release in 2010 on 360. What are some of your favorite characters in games that you forgot about until going back years later?

Cyrus Fisher

What up Chris and the dark tank What’s the most out of pocket shit a fan has said to you when meeting in person?

Lemon Pepper

Hey Goon, Goon and Gooner, it's my birthday on the 16th! I'll be 22 which means I've been watching Chris and Derrick for 8 years! Anyway, I've noticed you guys wonder in a myriad of podcasts who is around Dracula Flow. Dracula Flow 1-3 were uploaded to PLUMMCORP RECORDS, Joji's newest YouTube channel. That's right boys, Dracula Flow is yet ANOTHER meme pioneered by Filthy Frank. Love y'all happy Gobble Day.

MojaveScribe

That'd be some much needed Snark Tank lore

How’s it going my three favourite distractions. My question is this: Let’s say there is a new reality TV show that brings together 5 internet celebrities to live together in a house for 10 weeks, in a similar style to big brother. The twist is that while the “celebrities” are told that millions will be watching on a daily basis, there are no cameras and no footage whatsoever. Basically the people will just be removed from society for almost 3 months just for shits and giggles and to give the world some peace from them. Which 5 reprehensible bastards are you throwing into this house so that we can live without them for a while? Keep up the good work guys, you make my workday almost bearable.

Dr. Rococknik’s Obscene Peen Machine

With the holidays upon us, can we expect any gay parody Christmas songs?

Marcus Shorten

Sup gay lords,lord ofthe gays, are we going to have more guest on the show before the end of the year. I hope you guys can get either Jontron or The Actman.

randeep kang

Hello The front, middle, and back of a Human Centipede. This being my first time Patreon question lets keep it simple. Best/Worst songs to time your humps to durings sex? My say is "Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce. Thank you, you help me edge at night.

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Whats up reverse straights, superheroes are brought up here occasionally and I know fuck all about most. However I was wondering if you guys knew about Dogwelder a DC hero who according to Wikipedia is "a thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers." No other question, just wanted to know if you were aware of the GOAT.

a jeff

Hello you three shadow people who murdered my girlfriend in my benadryl fueled hallucinations. She would like to ask: Does two dumbasses and a hamster running on a wheel accurately describe this podcast?

GothicDecay

Hey boys, have a quick one here, I was curious how Chris and Kingston met, and maybe hear a story or two of when you two had first hung out. Have a great one dickheads

Ethan Teige

I’m a bit of a city slicker. Occasionally I’ll meet one of our city’s abundant homeless population also meandering about alongside me. One time I saw a guy holding rusty African curved sword (it was a real fucking sword, I swear to Christ it was either a shotel or a kopesh and I wasn’t trying to get close enough to find out) that he dropped, picked back up, and then kept pretending he wasn’t the most intimidating and fascinating person I’ve ever seen. Do you guys have any stories about some absolute freaks you’ve met just going about your daily lives?

Hearse song andthedicksgoinandthedicksgoout

Bro please tell me you saw the tik tok of Louis Armstrong on the moon

Greetings my sleep paralysis demons. What's a piece of media you picked up for a stupid reason. I started watching Doctor Who after my friend told me that after one of the saddest episodes ever, the doctor breaks into a random old lady's house and starts eating fish sticks and custard

I wore my 3 sween moon shirt for a mothers day party and got weird looks for some reason

Greetings, bastards. Wanted to know if any of you have any “nightmare roommate” experiences that you’re willing to share. Also get Noel Miller on the pod, you penis wrinkles

sauce

What’s good Dingos and the baby, this is a serious question for Sween. So you’ve said multiple times that you’ve been learning Spanish, as someone who’s considered the black sheep of the family for somehow not casually absorbing the language what’s some tips you can give to a struggling novice. Much appreciated my Afro Latino brother

Judahwong Ni-ni-NAHHHH

Given the reaction to the finale of Attack on Titan, do you think its acceptable for endings of plot heavy media to be “just alright” or do you think it’s fair to expect the ending being one of the best part.

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hello my three estranged dads. I was just told that I was the Kramer to my friend’s Seinfeld after i bought an officiant license on a whim to marry another friend as a bit. This made me wonder, what are the most Kramer-like things you 3 have done?

Curious Whorge

What's the word case of post nut clarity you've ever had

Adhdeviant

First time commenter, years long listener. Greetings, Driver, Gunner, and the Tank itself. For context, I've always been just outside the proximity of wild shit, from joining my workplace right after someone Overdosed and another coworker had a breakdown after stalking said overdoser, to reconnecting with a friend after he and his boys jumped one of their friends for being an abuser. My question is, have you ever shown up to a situation right after shit has hit the fan or been just barely distant enough to miss character developing moments?

Move well Study well Play well Eat well Rest well

Hey Small, Medium, and Large. New patron here and I have more of a recommendation than a question. I’m sick of all the Canadian slander on this pod and I want to show that we do have value beyond being home to one of the worst places on earth (Quebec), so here are some Canadian music recommendations for the boys. For Chris I want to recommend a band called Billy Talent. They’re sort of a pop punk/ hard rock group. I specifically want to recommend they’re fourth album Dead Silence. For Derrick I want to shout out Priestess who unfortunately are from the forbidden lands (Quebec) but are a really cool metal band from the early 2000s. They’re first album is they’re best so I’d say listen to that one. And for Sween since I know he doesn’t dare entertain the idea that Canada is an acceptable place to live I’ll recommend a hip hop group from Long Island that he might already be familiar with, Leaders of the New School. It’s where Busta Rhymes got his start and I think they’re really underrated more specifically they’re second album T.I.M.E. Thanks for all the great content and sorry for the length of the comment Chris.

Ted Kaczynski

Hello cum, cunt and curmudgeon, I once knew a guy who started identifying as a woman because his crush said she was a lesbian. What's the craziest shit you or "someone you know" did for pussy?

'Go your own gay' by Fleetwood Mac

Hello snap, crackle & Chris. Just had my first snapple (it was in glass bottle don't worry) and God dam is it good. I can't get more because I'm Irish. What's a food you love but can't get because it's not in the USA?

masky

Hello disembodied voices following me around the darkest depths of the foundry. If you had to revive a dead video game genera and bring it into a new golden age, which one would you choose? (For me it would be the classic RTS. Warcraft, Dawn of War, and Age of Mythology proved that even one of the most competitive of generas can still be enjoyed for its singleplayer campaigns.)

Letting a venomos snake bite my balls so that I can poison my bitch with my toxic cum later tonight

Hey there Christopher Gayman Cumdumpster, Derrick the Thighmaster, and dumb gay black bitch. What are some songs you don't like or think are misses from artists you love? For me it would be stuff like Lovegame and Government Hooker from Lady Gaga.

Yo it's me Vladimir Vladamirnovich Putin, Im going to send Ethan Ralph to destabilize Lithuania so I can take it

If you guys were given an unlimited budget, what is the most elaborate way you would fuck with someone?

semz

You guys missed something crazy. Just watched episode 187 where you guys talk about wifeswap. I can't believe you guys did not mention the fact that one of the wives and her son ended up getting killed by another of of her sons

Twink Floyd-All and all it was just another dick in my ass.

What's the stupidest costume you ever wore? Mine was when I brought a clothing iron to school on Halloween. When people asked why I was carrying it around, I'd just look at them deadpaned and say, "I'm Iron-Man."

i am normal now

Hello Latino, Latiyes, and Latimaybe. Who would win in a battle between Penis-Man and Lord Sex Man?

Reluctantly crouched, 'bout to blow a guy. Cum is pumping, he's humping in time. (The Distance)

Hello birch, oak and mahogany. Which Cryptid creatures do u believe in or seem the most plausible? Thanks for the content and Stay Gay 😎

My dick fell off

First time patreon here, considering animals don't exercise does it ever concern you that we have yet to see one at peak physical performance? Love the work.

hey there quacamole nword penises. i really liked baulders gate 3 but in act 3 it feels like it putters out and im just trying to wrap it up but not really enjoying it. is there something you can think of that starts out great but finishes poorly

buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime.

Sup no mom/dad/sister. Any deep cut content that shaped your senses of humor? Back in high school, I watched a lot of Whose Line is it Anyway? and BalloonShop (I had no friends). Keep up the good work, also sorry Chris.

wait woah, hold on, this guy is subscribed to the patreon for $300, he's so cool and probably has lots of friends and a huge PP

Heya fellas. Do you guys have any out of pocket/weird opinions on who should voice who in media (games, movies etc...)? Though Keith David voicing everyone would be fun, I personally, after Chris's insane admission that he gains energy and power from making people believe falsehoods, would be delighted if he replaced Debra Wilson as Savathun from Destiny 2. I know Destiny and Bungie as a whole are in a shitty place, but the idea of Chris voicing Savathun without explanation or acknowledgement sounds great.

Avici Monday left me strokin’,Tuesday I was through with gropin’,Wednesday my aching balls were broken,Thursday waiting for cum

Hey guys In a very early episode, Chris mentions how breaking something expensive makes comedy much better. What are some other instances of expensive things getting wrecked that got a laugh out of you? For me, I once witnessed a woman getting her brand new Lexus getting T-boned as she was leaving the dealership. I couldn't help but cackle like Sween would.

A half-black, half-Vietnamese person named Bich Nga

Yo what is up darky darks and the skinny spick. Question is: are there any single save file games that you wanted to replay from scratch but haven’t cuz it meant deleting a childhood/first play through save file. Mine is my childhood save file of SSX tricky that I have fond childhood associations with my older sisters

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hello boys, Have you seen this animation yet? 👌👌 https://youtu.be/jrBAcZUsasE?si=A0PuDC5tlb0ERBAN

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

Bing chilling boys, I’ve been doing my best to get more into content creation, I have a few video ideas written down, some short skits and other commentary like videos. I know a good amount of video editing and I’m not afraid to post something, instead of scraping a project because I don’t see my 1 to 1 vision. My question is; should I learn/buy after effects and photo shop to further improve my skills and open more options when it come to transforming my videos or am I good with premier pro for a while. If you’re curious of what I have so far, my accounts are all the same ok tiktok,Instagram and YouTube (FrankenTubbie). Ps. I made my character by just imagining if the teletubbies were Frankensteined into one creature

FrankenTubbie

That makes sense. I was trying to watch a more recent episode of it and I thought I was missing something

Zero

Just in case your comment doesn’t get acknowledged, I HIGHLY don’t encourage you to check out cum town. They’re done with it since 2/3 hosts left within the last 2 years and it’s 3 idiots who talk about nothing and leave in A LOT of dead air and when they try to break silence it’s just “suck a dick Adam”. I’d say look at compilation clips or look at their individual work (Adam Friedland, Stavros Halkias, Nick Mullen)

FrankenTubbie

Sup bitches, new listener so I don't know if you've ever talked about this: What were your 21st Birthdays like? To keep mine short and sweet I mistakenly didn't eat food beforehand and had a double shot of crown and was instantly fucked for the rest of the night. We went to two more bars, I fingered a stripper during a lap dance, then came home and ate a whole Large Meat Lovers pizza by myself in one sitting. I walked to the gas station and got a half gallon of chocolate milk. I chugged it and fell asleep on my kitchen floor for about 14 hours. How about you?

Ghost2894

Howdy hey boys, this question is mostly for Derrick. You bring up Cum Town a lot, I've never listened to it and was curious what episodes you would recommend for someone that wanted to jump in. also discord is fucked up again, can't post verification in the verification channel.

Zero

Hello my three nightmares, I've never had a question read after two years so here I am once again shouting into an empty void. In the last episode, you asked if there were reverse weebs in Japan that love America. I actually have a good friend that is literally this, so I want to hear your thoughts on her dumb life choices. She's obsessed with Disney and wrestling, and she wants to marry a big American military guy and be taken back to America. She literally entered the Japanese Self Defense Force straight out of high school just to get closer to the American soldiers. There's one big flaw in her plan though: This bitch is 38 years old and still barely speaks English. She texts her current boyfriend with Google translate, and never understands anything he's saying. What do you guys think of this stupid life path, and you have ever committed to something this hard while also leaving out an extremely important part of it? Thanks everybody and goodnight

DanTheManWithThePants

여보! not a threat, somewhat a threat and if I could I would commit murder on (note: I'm Mexican & Cuban). With last week having Derrick admit watching chainsaw man and the conversation then spiraling into penis man. I was reminded of this manga called "Nigga Dog" that has the most wild premise and I DEMAND you all go look it up.

FrankenTubbie

Hello snark boys first time patron and question asker here. After your recent discussion of yoohoos it made me remember the story of when my college roommate mixed pink Whitney and yoohoo during a night of drinking aptly naming it pink shitney any bad drinking expirences or mixers your friends made. cheers boys

Liam Sheedy

Hello Colony, Salvations Grip, and DARCI! As a relatively recent player to D2 and Loving it (Its not a problem its a solution). What are your Favorite Exotics, Builds, Raids, Moments ETC? (VOW is best raid)

Chris bitchanado and Sween Blackman how do y’all feel about the Into the Light and Final shape

Hello, you 3 pre-femmed boisluts! The woman that raised you and your current partner switch minds. The only way to get them normal is to fuck one of them till completion. Which do you choose? If you cop out or kill yourself, you condemn all 3 of you to Hell. Love your work

Kingston looks like Lego piece 2550c01

Hello orangutan, chimp, and silverback gorilla. Long time listener first time patron. I've never had a reason to write into the show until I heard the Spiderman argument you had the other week. Chris is right, nothing about Spiderman's power set is unique to a spider. Fuck you Sweeny and your stupid fucking argument but thanks for keeping my awake during my late night drive from Houston to El paso.

Heath Smoker going is off to Vegas.

Hello Caramel and the Chocolateers. What holiday/special occasion would you choose to make culturally pervasive months before it happens the way Christmas is? I’d choose Valentine’s Day to make lonely people sad.

Mikey Neapolitan

Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that my cat is very eepy right now.

Alexander and Alejandro el homosexual

Hello bois! I just wanted to add a follow-up anecdote to my candy bar question. Reese’s is a good answer. Unfortunately, one of the two times that I Had Covid, my taste buds were altered and peanut butter now tastes terrible to me. Which is extremely sad because I used to love peanut butter so damn much. Feel bad for me and thank you for discussing my question!

Pouring Hot Sauce Into Derrick’s Gaped Rectum

Do you have any examples of finding real life loot? As in valuable/useful items found out in the world. I ask because this May I accidentally found a trophy elk deadhead out in the desert. It's a skull with antlers that's potentially worth thousands if sold.

Staingo Jenkins

Hey men, I just want to hopefully not alone voice my frustration and disappointment about Bungie. Really feels like they just strung us along only living up to their potential when they disappoint the player base. Sad to think what they could have been.

I love FOV sliders

Hello Chris ‘3 atoms long’ raygun, darrius from mortal kombat, and the man with the sexy thighs, recently in the fighting games community there has been some tension with Mortal kombats 12$ fatalities and street fighters 100$ TMNT collab, and now people are concerned about what may happen with Tekken 8s release. My question for you all is what you would need tekken to have to be able to break this awful trend of paying more money in 70$ games?

BAAM is making cum and lots of it

What is your ultimate goals in life you little snarkies. Mine is happiness and I think it's the goal of pretty much every human even if they deny it... Unless if they're absolute psychopathic husks.

Hello Holy Snark Tank Trinity! I have a question mainly for Derrick. I don't know if you are aware of, or if you watched, Jared Dines' Musician Mansion? If you did watch, what are your thoughts?

The 1st Church of Keith David Presents, Dr DisRespect's Careless Whispers

Hello dad's who went to get milk, been listening ever since I discovered you guys through daddy Jonathan Young. What's something you guy's got into through weird circumstance.

That_One_Furry

Hello snark bois, what are your 3 favorite Mass Effect characters, doesn't have to be restricted to companions. Mine are Legion, Captain Anderson, and Garrus. Have a lovely day y'all.

AllHandsOnDick

Hey there minority blink-182? What memes are really tickling yalls pickles these days? For me, I've been inundated with FNAF memes the past few months and I cannot get enough. Love you, boyos.

huggerderek

Hello "gentlemen". Listened since episode 0 was first posted, but only just now joining the patreon cause the ads finally got to me. My question is, what is your least favorite ad and why? Mine would be the god awful pharmacy ads about RSV. The sound of some old lady nagging to her husband, STANLEY, drives me up the wall every time i hear it. Keep up the high jinks!

Debirez

What's up The gAy-Team, You boys see the new Scorsese movie and what did you think?(I thought it was good)

DerrickHand

Three stooges , what fictional object would you want it you could have if, could also be a list if you want a full set from a single series like each lantern ring or Spiderman suit to match the webshooters, i personally would go for the omnitrix from ben 10

Hey big dick, bigger dick, and Sween, How do we feel about Capcom taking a hard stance against mods while making their new engine assumidly due to a player leaving a dude Chun Li mod on during a tournament?

Howdy 50 shades. Don’t got a question this time around, I just wanted to let y’all know there’s an episode of SpongeBob where Gary gets a voice translator and he’s voiced by Keith David.

Hey there black, blacker, and white but not "white-white", What's the most interesting or worst rabbit hole you've gone down? Sometimes the internet introduces me to the worst types of people against my will (you boys included) and I just can't help but dig deeper to see how bad they get, even if I end up wasting hours of my life. Chronically online politics especially is a special kind of hell to be subjected to.

Kamko

This man seems an actual angel at the intro... Yo, that flute is psycho.

i am normal now

DIZZY GILLESPIE. Please look up pics of Dizzy Gillespie. You’ll know it when you see it.

Somebody Told Me by The Killers - Breakin’ my back just to suck my dick, cuz women ain’t close in a place like this

You enter your room with your head down to your phone. The door shuts behind you with the click of it's latch. That's when you see him. Twilight Zone Man. He atomizes the fabric of you soul with a stare as the two of you lock eyes in your stunned silence. "Imagine if you will..." he says, before he proceeds to rip ass then light a match and hold it in-between the two of you. For exactly one second, you watch as the entire room ignites in a blazing fireball that engulfs you. You blink as you recoil, but when you open your eyes, you find yourself sitting in a carriage across from a rugged, fair-skinned man with locks of faded gold. "Hey. You're finally awake," he he says to you. My question to you gentleman is this. If you had to live out the rest of your days in Skyrim's world, what would you ACTUALLY make of your life? You can't use magic because you're from our universe and you aren't any kind of chosen one. I'd try to settle down at the bard college and hire a wizard to help me use Dwemer tech to make beats and broadcast magical radio.

i am normal now

hello ghosts of queer past, present and future. long time listener, first time patreon supporter in fear of losing my free shit. I've been looking into picking up an instrument, not only to learn something new but to hopefully acquire some actual skill and put it to good use. For this, where do you suggest I start? For reference, the last time I played an instrument was in 4th grade on the drums. I'm 24 now and live in a duplex P.s. what Chris and Derrick did to my childhood through there cover of "its terror time again" made my loins burst and it will never leave my daily playlist, keep up the good work

Ronnell Leon DuBose

How's it going Pee, Wee and Herman? No question this time, just wanna brag that I'm licenced to control big ol' stationary construction cranes now. Moving up in the blue collar world baby! My wages are still shit but at least I can say that I "have a career" so that's ok I guess. But fr holy shit can we kill and eat the Bezos's of the world yet? I'm tired.

SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing

Hey Fur, Wreck, and Stone Quick and easy: would you rather sit on a pie and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a pie?

The Vegan Necromancer (I Got Consent)

hi hello and fuck off if you could enhabit the body of one human on earth for 24 hours, who would it be and what would you do? you'll maintain your consciousness and return to your own body.

commie cumstar

Hello Chris and Derrick ONLY! Of all the video game companies and publishers, which one do you think is the worst? For me Activision is the worst by far, I think we would be better off without them

Oral sex is bad, I don't give a shit, I'm fucking her mouth till the cancer hits

Hey there Snark Tank trio! I've been listening for a while for free but after promoting the Patreon, Chris said, "or you can not and you can suffer in whatever puerile existence you're currently fucking rolling around in" in ep. 182, so I decided I'd give up that life and throw a couple bones in for my favorite podcast. Simple question: With the release of Starfield, Bethesda may finally be working on Elder Scrolls VI. What are your biggest hopes and fears for this game? What would you like to see in story, gameplay, etc.? I'm a huge fan and am impatiently awaiting for any scraps Todd Howard can give me.

daddylars, the uncle ruckus of the goon squad

Hello off brand bad bunny, Soulja boy wannabe, and Kingston. The question I have for you is: Have you ever had a job or somethin you have worked on that you ended up regrettin? I’ve been a welder now for 6 months and I fucking hate it. My poor back. Great show, you beautiful bastards.

Hello you color gradient of inclusivity, South Bama Boy here. I've been listening to this podcast for a while now and was wondering; what were the greatest influences on your senses of humor? Besides LiveLeak

help me I'm stuck in a well

Hello photoshop color gradient, if you could take the credit for any music artist’s discography and everyone would believe you made it, who would you choose? I would go with Daft Punk since they are my favorite artists of all time.

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Hello gentlemen whos signatures I forged to take out various loans, hypothetical for yall. You get pulled over and the officer asks for your licence and registration. After you hand them over, he stuffs them in his pocket, smiles gleefully and thanks you, then drives off without another word. What do you do?

Sweet Delicious Gluten, HFCS, and GMO Free Pussy

Hello our schizo demons. People have certain phrases they repeat. A running joke among my friends who listen to you all is we will repeat ones you all say. Chris - "Can I say something?" Derrick - "Look it.." Sween - "What happens is..." Do you all remember any particular phrases like this you'd hear others say?

DevinIsPregnant

Hello my Nightmares before Christmas, I rewatched the SAW films with my girlfriend recently and after hearing Sweeny talk about deep frying his balls in a previous episode, it made me think about what sort of ways would you SAW trap each other?

The Royal Cum Catcher

Hello you 3 beautiful bois. I don’t have a question I just wanted to correct some misinformation sween has on dragon ball z as some one who has watched all the anime and read the manga. Vegeta has never blown up a planet that was a filler episode and not cannon. The only people in dragon ball who have blown up planets are freiza, buu, and beerus. And if you’re going to say it doesn’t matter that it’s not cannon in the saiyan saga he still blew it up, then you have to concede that one of Superman’s abilities is he can fly around the earth and turn back time because he did it in the movie.

John Strickland

Hello Tri-disaster, has there ever been a story of something that's happened at school that's passively made it's round to you that sounds too exaggerated to be true? My high school had a story passed around of an edgy white kid making a presentation in history class about how he wanted to make one of the black kids there his slave.

Jack-O's ODBT

What’s up Ningens(humans)? What speeches in video games stay in your heads rent free? Personally, mine are the Gabriel act 2 in UltraKill and Death’s final boss intro in Castlevania Lament of Innocence

Featuring a icy handjob from a frosty Edmonton hooker

Hey there body horror, existential dread and fate worse than death. Let’s say you’re in a bar. The regulars are assholes and the barman is a cunt. You spot a jukebox in the corner. An idea flashes in your head… What’s the most anoying song you would pay for and leave playing 12 times in a row while making your exit?

Genderbend Chris, Sween and Derrick and make them FUTA

Hey y'all. Just finished Spider-Man 2. Found out towards the end of the game that you can fast travel, and wondered why I would want to do that given how fun swinging through NYC is. What's an aspect of a game put there for convenience that you ignore either because it's more fun that way or to better immerse yourself?

Repost cuz I posted this late as In the October. Understand if it isn't read. I just hope it pisses you off.

Listen to Swords Drawn by Army of the Pharaohs and see if you recognize the sample. They are like Jedi Mind Tricks.

Hello Dumb stupid and gay, 1st time question writer. why does New York have such a weak sandwich game? the chopped cheese might be one of the worst sandwiches I've ever eaten. I'm from Philly and to be honest the sandwich game over here is way better. It's like Chris's intelligence argument. New york put all of their points into pizza and some Italian food. Philly has better hoagies, sandwiches and the Italian food is almost as good as NY. i'm visiting in December and will get back to you about NY Chinatown. in conclusion Philly > NY. PS. Bodega is the most stupid name for a store ever. Its a papi store or corner store. fuck you.

Listen to Swords Drawn by Army of the Pharaohs and see if you recognize the sample. They are like Jedi Mind Tricks.

Thanks for the serious answers to underrated musicians, loved the Howard Jones shout out. Now let's go weirder. What is your favorite penultimate track on an album? Mine is Metabolic by Slipknot off Iowa. A song Corey Taylor has said may be their hardest song.

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Greeting reclusive goblin, thing 1 and thing 2. new patron, long time listener and ChrisGayGun enjoyer since 2015 (yikes). My question to you is wether or not you would find it disconcerting if pocket pussies, instead of being silicone or whatever we’re lab grown, actual-flesh genitalia, similar to lab grown meat advancements in recent years. Would you use them and would they ultimately replace the xx-chromosome folks? Love you guys

The Bren Word

Hey snarkoleptics. My question is a quick one, have you boys seen that video of a guy getting knocked out by a cat? If not you’re in for a treat, I think sween will especially enjoy it? Thanks for the entertainment while I do mindless clerical work and also Spider-Man should 100% be gay

Mrmaxxpower

Hi-diddily-hoe you facetious little meat bags. I recently remembered when I gained consciousness as a child, it was early in the morning watching both my parents get ready for work. I was holding a crash bandicoot plush that I’m pretty sure just fucking vaporized into thin air and the windows were all bright orange from the sun. Was wondering if y’all had any interesting memories of when you gained consciousness and had to come face to face with reality as young spuds. Enjoy my hard earned money you welfare queen wannabes.

That one Always Sunny episode with P Diddy in it

hello floyd maywether, pink floyd, and george floyd. Are any of you degenerates aware of the internet violence cesspool that is the new live leak aka instagram reels? Is this how you psychopaths like to get your murderous fix sweeney in particlular? SWEENY STOP BREATHING IN THE MIC 🗣️‼️

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Hello bad gaming takes, bad, societal takes, and just straight up bad takes. If you had to put an anti sjw and a breadtuber in a fight who would it be? I would love to see a WWE style cage match between Tucker Carlson and Kat Blaque. Keep up the bad takes, you make me very gay.

Twink Floyd-All and all it was just another dick in my ass.

Bruh, high society is FULL of drugs. After all, they have more than enough money to get it

Papa_Gzeus

What's your opinion on people using cocaine or any adjacent drugs for work? My brother works in a safe injection center and the amount of suit wearing, trade broker, cocaine/meth sniffers is surprisingly common.

Hey gang. First time question asker here. I wanted ask if any of yall developed negative traits or habits or fears in school that you still carry to this day? For me it was my hypochondria. Between students who smelled like onions/had smelly plaque in their teeth, and shit and piss being visibly splayed out in the middle of the bathroom floor, it's needless to say that I developed a bit of an obsession with cleanliness. Love the show and thanks for the laughs.

Cumming kidney stones like a machine gun

Snarkafellers, it is I, the man behind Gayhemian Rhapsody, Splooge Yourself, Man and other masterpieces. Unfortunately my art will have to be put on hold as I am officially too gay to maintain a job. So my parting question is this. If you could team up with any musical artist to do a gay cover who would it be and what song? Salutations, bitch

Hey Do you know of any movie tie in games that were actually good? The ps2 King Kong game featured decent survival horror and sections were you get to swing around as big monkey and beat the fuck out of dinosaurs, it was rad.

Hey there ChrisRayGun, SomeBlackGuy and Lispy Jimmy. What's a product or service that was PERFECT the first but dogshit Everytime after? Penis

Next time on Death Battle, Kensington vs The Bronx

Hey Ochoa are there any songs that you like that you can no longer listen to due to a certain experience being tied to that song?

Questionable

Hello creatures from another realm. Do you have a specific game, movie, show, etc that you associate with a time of year or holiday despite the piece of media having nothing to do with that time. For example my is Halo CE and Christmas because I always play the campaign in the days leading up to the holiday. Thanks!

The Southern Transfem

Hey N word, Thicc N word, and Steve from American Dad. What’s the best show you guys have been to? For me it would have to be Rammstein nothing like watching a man ride a massive metal cock with foam shooting out of it. Keep it sleazy degenerates

Spongeboy me bob get a glass I’m squirting

What's up Master Grief, N-pass dealer, and The Sween, As punishment for Sween's dogshit takes on medical stuff that make me sad that nursing has to associate with him, Chris and Derek: What sound would you choose to replace Sweeney's laugh? Sween, you can regain your laugh at the cost of never being able to say any slur again.

Baldur's Gape

Hey Chocolate Bear, Vanilla Bear and an actual Bear. What's a game mechanic you've encountered that you wish more games would implement? The game Outward is an ugly janky mess of a game but one of the best adventure/exploration experiences I've had. The world map has no player marker so you need to use your compass and landmarks to triangulate your position which I though was really cool. Loving the podcast.

Kissing your dad on the mouth

Hi guacamole nword penises. If a rapist rapes another rapist, is it consensual sex? Both want to penetrate but neither wants to be penetrated. Resulting in an oroboros of semen and anger.

buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime.

Hello my local gay bar DJs. Short and fun one here: Have any of you ever made the seinfeldian mistake of combining two amazing things together and ruining those two things by themselves to a detriment? Like George combining sex and food, as a teenager I discovered PMVs and ruined both porn and pop/EDM for myself for a couple months.

Definitely not a Bomb

Howdy Penis-Man, Hardy McHardhard, and Throbbing Cock. If the Snark Tank were to direct a porno movie, with an unlimited budget, what would it be about? PS, Chris, I emphatically agree with your take on Spider-Man's name only making sense if his web shooters are organic. I've been saying that for a while now.

BigUglyJordan

What's good you beautiful bussy boppers? You get to take over the body of someone you hate for a whole day: who do you choose, and what do you do? (P.S. if you die, you don't get to return into your own body)

Papa_Gzeus

Howdy partners! The year is almost over so what do you guys believe is your movie or game of the year? For me it’s John Wick 4 and Resident Evil 4, thanks guys and enjoy your last 7 days on earth.

What's up, the voices in my head that won't stop arguing. My question is for sween. How do you feel about the Remake of Persona 3. I for one, do not like that they changed all the voice actors, a Persona 3 without Liam O'Brien and Yuri Lowenthal seems wrong. As well they won't have the extra context from portable or fes. I look forward to Derek and Chris roasting you for being such a weeb.

Cum the DNA of the soul

Greetings heathens! If you were a character in a fighting game, what would your finishing move be? Anyway thanks for the uptick in content to keep my sane while I truck all day.

Hey Titty Ticklers, After playing Insomniac’s Spider-Man 2 it’s clearly the best one to date but everyone still has some minor or even major issues with their formula. So my question is, if the Snark Tank made a Spider-Man video game what would it be like. Web-swinging mechanics, bosses, pace of story/side activities? Much love,

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Dear Gay Christ, The human laugh box and Sir Cumsallot If you could have an orgy set in any game universe where we fucking?

CreamPuffKun

Dear Jiminy and the Coal crickets, if there was a song to beat up each other to, what would it be? I’d love to see you guys fighting to Levels by Avicii, no elaboration.

The 3 terabytes of Porn on Chris’ old MacBook

Long time fan, much love

JerryBeansman

You guys should do a gay cover of Beggin’ by Måneskin and call it Peggin’ I think that would be funny and also neat

JerryBeansman

Can Crash Bandicoot say the n word?

Gayyyymers happy no nut November. If you could take any gaming ip and give it to a different studio. What would you pick? I would give Mass Effect to Larian Studios to get CRPG Mass Effect.

Hello, Major Glory, Valhallen, and the Infraggable Krunk. If you could curse one animal with human level intelligence just to see what it would do, what animal would it be?

Crazak53

Hello fellow humans, long time lurker and first time question asker, would you rather have sex with your cousin and nobody finds out or not have sex with your cousin but your entire family believes you did? I personally would just fuck my my cousin. Love from the greatest city in the greatest country Toronto, Canada

What's up Pod Save Bros, what the actual fuck happened to your discord lol

Dio Lixzon

Hey hey hey my handsome homos! What are some incredibly dumb and dangerous things yall did when you were younger? Pretty high up on my list is hanging off the roof rails of my friend's Tahoe while he did donuts

Papa_Gzeus

I have to bring this up because I hate Sween SLANDERING the TRUTH of Darth Jar-Jar. There is nothing in star wars canon pointing to Gungan's being unable to use the force, and only says that they are uncommon, and in fact there is a force sensitive canon Gungan named Roo-Roo Page from Clone Wars show, therefore Darth Jar-Jar is valid, Sween has aids and is a fool of cosmic proportions and therefore should eat a penis. Chris is he tries to refute this say something profoundly racist.

Big Uncle Fungus

Hey guys, frequent concert goer here. I’ve been to a few shows where the opening act completely blew away the headliner. Unto Others opening for Arch Enemy and Spiritworld opening for Kreator to name a couple. Have you been to any shows where that happened?

Tino Krebons

Hey you, you and you. Longtime listener (thanks for getting me through Covid era). any recent music recommendations? This podcast has put me on to a lot music I missed in the 2000s cuz I was 9 and not yet sentient thank you Ps: I recommend Yuno Miles, an up & coming, promising artist

Hey, Michael, Raphael & Gabrielle. How and where do you meet chicks? I feel like I got the looks and charm to pick up girls but my anime conventions and Digimon tourneys don’t have many options? Keep up the good work ~Snort

dort snort

Would you guys consider doing a straight cover of Lookin’ Cute/Feelin’ Cute by Jonny McGovern?

Somebody Told Me by The Killers - Breakin’ my back just to suck my dick, cuz women ain’t close in a place like this

After months of being unable to pay tribute, I return once again to my three beautiful boys (on the highest tier too, so I can torture Chris with my horrible names, how do you like this one? 😂) My question has a bit of context; in a recent episode you guys made jokes about Vince McMahon and in an even earlier episode, a fellow patron asked a question related to “AEW” and CM Punk (the question was about public freakouts). As a longtime fan of both pro wrestling and Chris’s channel, it’s surreal to see him bring up the subject, since he’s not at all involved with that stuff, and I even think he said wrestling was stupid once, but I can’t remember (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, Chris.) And now for the actual question: What’s a surreal bit of crossover from 2 things you followed individually that you never thought you’d see? A good recent-ish example would be Tucker Carlson actually uttering the name Chris-Chan when he was still with Fox News. Keep up the hard work guys, and happy to once again be contributing to Derrick’s daily Rhino pill budget. Edit (Nov 4, 2023): This crypto scamming mf Logan Paul just won the United States Championship. Your opinions?

Logan Paul has been the WWE United States Champion for over 90 days, and has defended it fucking ONCE

Hey there, Derrick, Sweeney, & Chris. What is the absolute smallest or pettiest hill you will die on? Bonus points if it unnerves the other two hosts. Thanks guys, hope you enjoy Autumn. -Riley

rileydelete

What's poppin' Hwhite boy and the Dynamic Duo (Sweeny is Robin) would you rather turn one of your cohosts gay and subsequently ruin their relationship, or, you forever lose the ability to enjoy video games and music? You can still play/listen to them and tell if it's good but you feel 0% joy doing it

The Nightman

Hello, the 2 balls and cock of Exodia. Been watching since episode 26 and you are the first Patreon I’ve joined. My question is, would you rather have a symbiote or the powers of Alex Mercer from [PROTOTYPE]?

Kingston looks like Lego piece 2550c01

Hello you Beautiful Bastards! You are about to be executed for your crimes against humanity (Let's just say you killed every dog), what is your last meal? I know Sweeney's is probably Raising Caines.

Sween with the face of a 10 year old white girl

hey nigahigas, how come patreon doesn’t get video anymore? you’ve done it a few times and it rocked

child endangerment

Hello there, you obsequious dick sucking bottoms. Since you all mention Dragon Ball a lot, what is your favorite moment for each of you in the series? Mine was when Goku turned Super Saiyan 3. It still gives me chills down my spine every single time I watch that scene.

Uncle Remus constantly singing the n word

Heyo Gang, Is there a story you've heard someone tell that changed how you viewed them forever? For example: My dad used to sell guns when he was in college. He also unpromptedly mentioned that his best clientele were klansman.

Squishy

if you could turn into a swarm of any animal, which would you choose? some rules; its a direct mass conversion so you cant be like 8 bears, but you could be like 8 cats. and its 5e polymorph rules, so damage doesnt carry over. i'd turn into 37000 locusts and give people biblical nightmares

if i, chris ray gun, had one wish, i'd wish that women could only speak by shouting their names like stupid fuckin pokemon

Hey snark. What are some songs that remind you of winter (not christmas)

Maddy

hello ass, tits, and personality what are some albums you think are nearly perfect, if not perfect. for me, Evil Empire by rage and Sufferer and the Witness by Rise Against are albums with no bad songs whatsoever (P.S. thanks for putting me onto Rise Against christopher raymundo). (P.P.S i have encoded a pipe bomb into this message and its going to blow up.)

let derreck read the names you tyrant

Greetings, Gaylords. Since it's the month of thankfulness, thought I'd ask a thematic question. Y'all have said on the podcast before that you prefer a chicken thanksgiving dinner to turkey, if I remember correctly. So what would be your ideal chicken dish to serve (i.e., kind of chicken cooked, seasonings applied, etc.)

DripMH, Lord of Homeless Drip

Hello, podcast that I put on when I pretend to be working in the stock room! Have you ever heard a weird take from a celebrity or comedian that you like about another celebrity/comedian that you like? There's an episode of Mr Show where Tom Kenney is playing Robin Williams and the entire bit is about how he's hacky and annoying

Hey Chris Kyle, Enderman, and Rodney King. Would you guys let Chris build your house cuz he likes working with his hands, let Sweeney nurse you back from near death cuz he was gonna be a nurse, let Derrick play music at your wedding? Merry Christmas Gooners

James Saint Little

Hello Lust, Gluttony, and Sloth. What are some things your childhood brain made up to explain how certain things worked? For instance, we had a freezer with an ice dispenser that had a setting for cubed and crushed, and my sister thought that for the crushed setting there was a tiny robot in the freezer scraping ice against a cheese grater.

Howdy, Lint Lickers If the Purge was real how would you protect yourself from the Hooligans having a silly goofy time? Also have you ever heard of Digbar and his gay parodys?

Frieza calling black Saiyans the N-word

Hey Casting Couch, Bang Bus, and the LayZBoy in the corner the cuck sits on while his girlfriend gets Blacked. You’ve been hired to cast the first season of the new reality show “Survive”. It’s like survivor but it’s life and death. 10 celebs are abandoned on an island, in teams of 5, with only enough supplies for one team. Team Captains are Walt Jr. and Dylan Mulvaney. Who do you cast to fill out both teams?

Paul S

What's a hot take you have that's in/about a niche subject, so none of us know if your opinion is hot or not.

Natasha Bedingfield - Pocket full of semen

Hello Charlie's Niggas, What is animated movie or series that you hate, but remember deeply? Mine is Eight Crazy Nights by Adam Sandler. His worst movie by FAR! Also, look up Banana Man by Tally Hall. Their music video is very strange to say the least

Xavier Renegade Angel Reference Whippity whippity whoa What do you call these Wind Monkies Windaboo Wiggers. I caught this wigge

Hey Snarkos, do you guys ever forget to screw your PP on before leaving the house? I sometimes forget and I end up with cum spontaneously erupting out of me into a thick puddle as soon as I get into the car. :(

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

Do you guys have any false memories you swear happened? I remember Harry Belafonte speaking at Obama’s inauguration and then dying like a week later because he defeated racism and could finally rest.

Somebody Told Me by The Killers - Breakin’ my back just to suck my dick, cuz women ain’t close in a place like this

Hey there my favourite gay musicians, if your girlfriend and mothers soul was magically swapped between bodies, and the only way to reverse the swap was to have sex with one, which one you choosing? Your gfs body but mothers mind, or your mothers body but gfs mind?

Nile Hay

Okay so outside of Sweeney's apnoeic breathing, Derrick's dry mouth and whoever is making that mouth slopping noise in the background of every episode- what's a little thing that people do that irrationally bothers you to no end, something you clearly need to get tf over but straight up just can't?

Hey there turkey cock gobblers. In a recent episode of South Park, it was revealed that Token's(the black kid) name was ACTUALLY Tolkien after J RR Tolkien and that stan was being incredibly racist all along thinking it was token. In earlier episodes they actually changed the subtitles so whenever anyone BUT stan says his name, it reads Tolkien. Can you guys think of a situation similar to this in any other media?

Stacy's Dad is So Gay and it's Rad!

Boys, While Cammy is so fine I would suck the dick of the person who was last inside of her just to get a taste, which Street Fighter male do you think rides the Ford F-150?

Dear Squirting Serans, In my company messaging app an admin employee recently posted a pic of a grandma in resin, but it wasn't the one Chris posted. It was a different old woman, room, and family. I thought it was insane because I was listening to Snark Tank when I saw it. --KEITH DAVID PSA-- he voices Doctor Tenma in the Pluto anime and is amazing, stop watching modern subs you weeb nerds, Nolan North is also in the show. Thanks for doing the pod

Parker Luckenbach

Hello the three schizophrenic voices in my head, long-time fan first time patron here. With how much y'all have talked about how "unique" sonic fans are, did any of you hear about the Sonic concert touring the world? I saw it, and witnessed Shadow beat up Silver on the same stage that Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. The show was somehow amazing, and every sperg in the Dolby theater was crying.

jenamphetamine

If you were to produce or direct your own live action or animated movie what would it be about? Who is the lead actor?

EvilMasterSean

Is there an album that you consider a band's best work that sounds absolutely nothing like their normal sound is or what their fanbase expects and/or wants? My Example would be The Canyon by The Used and Pressure Machine by The Killers. Weirdly enough both bands are from Utah and very anti-mormon.

The new Three Cheers (MCR) remaster goes hard

Where's the weirdest place y'all have ever shot a load? Mine was when I lost my virginity in a church, the place was empty and the only option I had. Long story short I pulled out and shot a hot one right on the foot of an oversized Jesus statue. See ya in hell and thank you for all the work you do.

The snark tanks favorite wrestler

Hello snark boys, I created a patreon account specifically to torment you at the low low cost of 5$ a month. My question is simple, who would you cast in a live action gears of war movie? I need at minimum your picks for Marcus, dom, and carmine. Thank you for all the content, and remember, if she wont suck it from the back, she's not the one.

Hello The Three Splooges. Do you have any food hot takes, and do you ever use them to your advantage? For example, I once put pinapple and anchovies on the same pizza because I knew that no one else would want a slice but that I would still enjoy it.

The power of your penis in the palm of my hand

Hello my honorary F slurs, being men of the heterosexual persuasion, how have your partners reacted to your collaborative gay parodys? Btw as a bi guy I give you all the F slur pass.

Scooped James

Hi Cosmo, Wanda, & Wandicimo! Remember that Tim Allen movie, The Santa Clause? Where he kills Santa Claus & then Transmongrifies into Santa over the course of a year. My question is if you had to kill & then become Santa, what would you do?

Uhhhh... fuck. I had one like 2 days ago man

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

Hey my Gay Cover Boys been listening to the show since Ep 1 and it’s been awesome to see the show take off. If you had to beat a Halo 2 level on Legendary without dying or else be beaten to death by Phil Spencer with a real gravity hammer, which level would you pick?

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Dear Wrong Puerto Rican (Chris), Right Puerto Rican, and passable Puerto Rican What are some wild things you passively witnessed during your High School days, or general teenage years. There was a High School talent show and after it ended everyone was dismissed together. Just in time for everyone to see a man in the park across the street light himself on fire and die. The smell will never leave me. So i was wondering if you guys ever saw something wild as a teen and just had to walk away after.

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Hello hello you beautiful men, hope you're doing well. I'll get right to it: you guys have brought up games like Bloody Roar 2 and talked about how sad it is that a good series like that is just lost in limbo for eternity. Now say you had the power to reintroduce a series like that again; what game(s) would you pick, and what developer would you entrust this great responsibility with? Personally I'd give the Boktai series to Supergiant Games. I'd like to see their take on something more stealth oriented, and I trust they'd do the music justice. Have a good one lads and don't let the ominous forces in the backs of your minds win.

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Hi boys, with Halloween just gone, I’m still in a spooky mood. If you were tasked to create the most fucked up haunted house possible, what would you include? Weirder the better. Keep up the good work you sexy slags.

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Hello Steve Ray Gun, Spurt of Ignorance and Donald J Trump Parody Account. Recently been playing Alan Wake II (it’s phenomenal imo) and it’s got me thinking: What was the first video game you played that you considered to be a true masterpiece? For me it would be Disco Elysium, it’s a game that genuinely had me questioning my entire life playing games up to that point due to its sheer quality.

TheQuartermaster

Hello grule, cum, and piss (I’ll let you figure out who’s who) are there any launch titles that y’all really liked? I personally liked infamous second son mostly for the gameplay and street art mini sections. Thankful for you boys for bringing a smile to my face after having to work with elementary schoolers at a daycare. For the love of god don’t have children.

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Hello Gay, Very Gay, and I Hate the Gays. With the recent Bungie news, what are some gaming OSTs that are so good you listen to them on their own outside of their respective game?

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Hello slut, skank, and Sween; I wanna know if you have any memorable Thanksgiving stories. For me, I have the amazing memory of my aunt and uncle having a WWE smackdown type fight in the middle of my grandparents house where my aunt grabbed the nearest dining chair and threw it across the kitchen at him because she found out he was cheating on her.

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Hey guys, what's the most out of pocket shit You've ever heard a coworker say? One of my line cooks once told me that "women are more likely to be gay because they have weak blood". He did not elaborate.

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Keeping it brief so I can finally get my question read. How old were you when you realized u were interested in girls. I was talking with my buddies and they think I'm weird for having sexual intentions so young. I was about 9.

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Hi globs of goop. You get the chance to swap two songs from one album to another. They can be the same artist or two separate ones. What do you do to improve a project or completely disrupt an otherwise good project?

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Hello dumb, dumber, and inescapable black hole of bad takes (Sweeney). What do you think Jerry Seinfeld's take on the Israel situation is? Not the actor, the character. Maybe George and Elaine can get in on it too.

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Hey guys, what’s the dumbest game or activity you came up with as a kid? When I was in high school, my friends and I would sit ~15 feet away from each other with our legs spread out really far and throw half-full water bottles at each other’s ballsacks as hard as we could. It was hilarious at the time.

Krayg

Who’s toonforce would you want to have and how would you fight each other with it. Toonforce is basically the world breaking things cartoon characters get away with like wile’e’cyote being able to get blown up and still survive. I would want SpongeBob or Patric because they seem to be invincible and too dumb to understand the consequences of their all powerful actions so all the complications of immortality go away.

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Hey fellas, I was thinking of a story that happened to me a couple years back and wanted to know if you had any odd band interactions. My weirdest one was I got a handwritten note apologizing for the delay of a CD I had bought. They had to special order me one since they hadn't made music in over a decade, and they removed the option to purchase the CD a few days after I got it. Yes, I'm one of those weirdos that still buys CDs. Can't trust Spotify all the time so I buy them for backups

Hey Twunk, Gigachad, and non-pedo EDP445, if you suddenly found yourself in a situation where death was both imminent and garunteed, what would your last act, in an attempt to spite God one last time, be?

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Hey sexist, racist and xenophobe, what's the dumbest thing you or a friend did for money? (Besides a job or some shit). Had a friend back in high school who ate a bug off the ground for a singular buck. Thanks and know I'm always watching.

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Hello my children! Have you ever fallen for Chris’ gaslighting? I did for the Full Metal Sheen bullshit. I was out delivering a pizza when I first heard that, and then created a memory of me watching the faking show. Also Dr Drew died

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He fellers, sorta late vaguely Halloween-related question. What is the best most S-Tier chocolate/candy bar? I’ve always been a big advocate for KitKat myself. Thanks for the entertainment you pathetic goblins.

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hello ye three kings! if you could time travel and take one medieval peasant into the present day, what would you do or show them?

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Hello twink, bear, and otter. What is the worst possible game to mod so everyone is nude?

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Hello Rick, Topher, and Ston, I wanted to write in to give Sweeney some overdue props. As a goofy and out of pocket as he can be, he's funny as fuck, and is correct about things a lot more often then he gets credit for. So cheers to you Sween, and for the other bois, my question is this: what is something you must begrudgingly admit that Sweeney is right about?

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With the Recent Bungie layoffs what do you think the state of the game will be come Final Shape? Also Favorite Builds/ Destiny 2 Moments

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Hey Puertorican, Puertorican’t, and certified Cholo Derick Has your dark humor gotten you in trouble with normal folks/non-online people? For me, in the third grade a teacher was telling my spanish class about a case where a man chained his child to a tree and I blurted out “poor tree”. Needless to say, my parents got a call from a VERY concerned teacher and I had to see the counselor. Thanks for all the laughs and the increasingly amazing thumbnails.

Sweeny showers in sneakers.