Episode 15 - Question Thread

How much money would you have to get offered to pick a newborn baby up by ankles and slam it into a brick wall with full force?

Hey guy´s, not really a question here but I just wanted to thank you all for making this stressful time in my life alot better. I know things are hard for everyone with the corona virus but there has been some extra stress in the town I live. We have been having earth quakes and it turnes out that the volcano right next to my house has like a 10% chance to erupt. So thats been fun. But this podcast has legit been a really good distraction and I have laughed harder than I have in some time. So thank you guy´s. P.s. If you had to choose death by volcano or death by virus wich one would it be?

icehot1

Why is bethesda such a shit ass company and why won’t they let me play Doom. Excusing my saltines a real question for you: if you had to be the leading expert in one niche subject, what would it be.

Hello Ronald Raygun, Sweeny Tom, and African. It is the future and you decided to get your eyes replaced with better ones. They offer to wake you up during the halfway after your eyes are taken out and before your new ones are out in, so you can experience true blindness. You have a lot of anesthetics in you so it won't hurt and you can go back under to complete the surgery at any poiny. Do you decide to wake up during the halfway point so you can experience true blindness?

the Blampy that Dangles

Hello you cancerous growths of human flesh. Why the fuck is doom so damn good. Doom 64 I mean Ps fuck your chicken strips

Long legs and no arms or no legs and long arms? Also hope you guys are well and safe, fellow tankers too.

Greetings, salutations, hello, and hi. I wanted to start by thanking you for your gift to this chimpanese society we have. There is a true lack of light without your torpedoes of sarcasm, despite the demonetization station fully functioning. Question for each: Chris, have you trained with your guns yet or do you still negate yourself and everyone you know and love with it? Tom, how long in your classes until you can perform surgeries on yourself to vote for rainbows instead of Mike Pence? Derrick, besides metal, what's your most lethal genre of music, and why haven't you stolen Tariq Nasheed's career with it yet? Derrick's Replacement (If applicable): Why do you hang with these infidels and why won't they let you tell the truth about it?

Have you guys seen that shit with the new Marvel superheroes team and their names? Reality itself has become the personification of Satire and I cant decide whether I would rather laugh or shoot myself into an early grave

He Ho Fagottini Fellows. here's a hypothetical. you have the chance of bringing a team of pokemon to the real world, what pokemon would you have on this team?

Hello Small Black, Illiterate Black and Spicy for White People. A malicious and spiteful goblin has stolen your sense of smell. God, figuring you deserve small mercies every now and then, allows you to retain the ability to smell your 1 favorite scent (not constantly, just whenever you would normally smell it) . What do you pick, and why?

Hey there, my dear MC's of the endtime, If corona would give you weird mutations, would you seek it out to get said Transformation? If so, what would be the desired change to your mortal wrenched bodies

Salutations Snarktastic Swine You have just been brutally murdered and are now a ghost. Who killed you? Why did they do it? And how do you enact your spectral revenge? Also, if Chris really doesn’t want to play DnD, maybe the Halo Mythic rpg would be more appealing? If not, then I’ll replace your spine with twizzlers.