The Old Boy (2025)

I'm still struggling to find a way to document and present the more complicated story roots and storylines of my characters, it feels like the struggle to do so is the story of my life because I've never known a moment where I'm not worried about it, but I'm sure I'll get there in the end. It just feels out of place in contrast to what I usually post, and I worry about how jarring that might be for my followers. I guess this is a "follow your heart" moment, but it's not always easy to follow your heart when failure could take food off the table!

It's like, one day I'll post some mad bikini wrestling match in a hot tub, and the next day I'm uploading a picture with me telling you all about the family ties of 3 huge male mobsters. I guess consistancy isn't my strong point, right? Like there's a price to pay for having a wide palate. But maybe I should be pushing the lore more, I don't know.

Anywho, here's the stuff I wrote to go with this picture;

Even though he's only going to appear briefly, I needed Bill Chastof updated for the next Kulana episode. But on the plus side, this means that all 3 main members of the Old Boys Mafia have been updated to G8. - Sascha Blaze-Zephia, Bill Chastof, and Kalo Blister.

These three the backbone for Kulana's home, Dread Town City. The story is that hundreds of years ago the Old Boys were a super-soldier military unit deployed to police "Dread Town", which they did, before taking it for themselves. These three immensely important gentlemen rule the streets with a benevolent iron fist. - There are extended members of the Old Boys besides the main three like the blue skinned Dorian Fox, Eeiijee Tyro, Bill's wife May and many more, the most notable for followers of my work lately would be Lee Silhouetter, who we all know has been around a long time!

The importance of these three guys extends far beyond just one city on the Obsidian Planet, given that all three are hundreds of years old, and are fathers and sons of other important characters; Sascha Blaze-Zephia is the brother of Haitterson, Demimis and Menikash Blaze-Zephia. Sascha also has more children than I have braincells (so, about 50...? LOL) and he is the son of Blazinious Collier and Sophus Zephia. So he's quite the axis!

Bill Chastof and his sister Venna-Row Chastof were created by the infamous Dr. Fleshless, and Bill and his wife May Chastof are the parents of Venice, Tyranna, Nyrinne, Westiny, and Nyrinne began a family of her own, too!

Kalano "Kalo" Blister we could argue is the simplest, notable solely for 'enduring' his ex-wife Emily "Mimi" Rose to create Kulana "Kula" Blister. But we all know, that's hardly a null accomplishment!

These three hard bastards will gladly bash your skull in before slipping into the Satin Fanny for a pint afterwards, likely before Sascha and Kalo begin arguing about something meaningless while Bill stews in a broody silence.