Next Doctor Whooves and Assistant QnA Script

[First of all I want to say that I've been neglecting showing DWnA content on patreon, so I'm going to start trying to be more active about it. Since the QnA is taking a while to record, I'm going to release the script for it]

Derpy: Alright, now we can finally start with all of us here! Sorry your invention didn't go as planned.

Tick Tock: That's alright, every failure is a learning experience.

Doctor: That's the spirit. Alright question inbox, what do you got for us?

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Anonymous asked:

Doctor did you figure out how to use the bathroom on your own, or did Tick-Tock Have to teach you?

Doctor: [flabbergasted] What kind of- goodness! I figured things out in a way that works best for me, let's just leave it at that! -McArthritis

2

sunsetshimmer asked:

Aside from puns, does the Doctor ever make any bad jokes? Like knock knock, who's there, apple etc.

Derpy: It's hard to tell if his jokes are bad or we just don't get it because it's something from his universe that we have no clue about.

Doctor: Yes my humor is often lost on ponies... I apple-laud a good fruit joke though, hehe.

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bipolarlullaby asked:

Hey Derpy, maybe you should wear a green bow, or a green scarf, that could look cute on you. After all, you need to wear something green to make you guys look like a green trio!

Derpy: If it's cold I could wear a scarf, yeah... I don't wear things very often. Just feels kind of weird to me, don't like how it feels on the fur.

Doctor: Sounds like a hypersensitivity to me, a hair accessory might be the least noticeable.

Derpy: Hmm but I like my hair as-is...

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steampunkequestria asked:

You mentioned before about becoming a green trio. Perhaps a nice green ribbon for her key would work for Ditzy?

Derpy: Oh! I like that, a ribbon around the neck with the key wouldn't be a bad idea at all. Oh but.. I don't know if it's a good idea to have the TARDIS key all out in the open like that... maybe not... You know what? Maybe we just match for special events, how about that?

Doctor: Fine by me.

Tick Tock: Same.

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cherryblossom1800 asked:

Um you guys go to alternate universes so is it possible that in some of those universes tick tock can express emotions i kinda wonder how he would seem if he was hyper and energetic as the doctor or bubly like derpy/ditzy it would be kinda cute ^-^

Tick Tock: I did used to have a much more expressive presentation, maybe not entirely hyper but certainly more energetic. Like... A healthy combination of Derpy and the Doctor's energies.

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Anonymous asked:

Have any of you been to Australia before? I would like to know your experience there.

Doctor: Well, obviously I've been there and I can safely say there aren't many places in the universe with as many dangerous creatures as Australia has. But I wonder what is the pony Equivalent of Australia...?

Derpy: What's Australia?

Doctor: Umm do you know what kangaroos are?

Derpy: Oh, yeah, I do!

Tick Tock: I... Do not.

Derpy: They're like... …. hard to describe...

Doctor: Giant upright hopping rats with long powerful feet and a nasty attitude.

Derpy: Close enough.

Tick Tock: Where are they on your planet?

Derpy: Waaaaaay way south of Equestria, most ponies haven't explored that far. So to answer the question, neither Tick Tock or I have been there.

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supersaiyanrycon99-deactivated2 asked:

hey doctor why don't you ever carry a weapon I mean a simple dagger or blaster would make things like fighting easier even if your only use them for intimidating your enemies?

Doctor: It's just not me. I don't want to use brute force or threats of bodily harm if I don't have to. Usually, there are other ways.

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supersaiyanrycon99-deactivated2 asked:

hey doctor I was wondering have you told ditzy of your adventures in your universe and fights against the daleks, iceman, the master etc.

Doctor: I've shared quite a few stories but I try to keep the more... severe adversaries out of it. It's not that I think she can't handle them, I just don't like talking about them.

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Anonymous asked:

Miss. Doo, what have you learned about, from the Doctor? Also what have you learned about the universe he comes from?

Derpy: Ooo boy that's a lot of stuff, I don't think I could list it all. I know a lot of constellations now, he's told me about some of the human things that are similar and different to us, he's showed me a whole lot of games and strange technology. Just... a lot!

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Anonymous asked:

When is the next Birthday your gonna celebrate?

Doctor: That's a good question, which one of you is closer to your birthday?

Derpy: Uhh... I don't even know how long we've been traveling... I was 8 months away from my birthday when we started travelling.

Tick Tock: I was three months away.

Doctor: Oh then that puts you about the same, we'll pick a time to celebrate together, how's that sound?

Derpy: … Yeah... Kind of messed up that I don't know my real age any more.

Doctor: I'll remember, I always remember, you won't miss a day.

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buttermuffin123 asked:

What kind of plays do you guys like?

Derpy: Romance comedies!

Tick Tock: Stories about trickery and cleverness.

Doctor: Musicals!

12

Anonymous asked:

So Docter have you met the Crystal ponies or seen the Crystal Empire and if so what do you think of them?

Doctor: Crystal ponies?

Derpy: Oh, that's an old legend from history, an entire empire was locked away from the world by an evil king and it was full of ponies whose coats shined like crystal.

Doctor: That might be worth investigating some time...

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Anonymous asked:

Doctor when will you do your laundry?

Doctor: When I have enough of it to fill and run all my washers and driers at once. It's just easier to do it in bulk.

Derpy: Gross.

Doctor: I've been washing this tie by hand don't worry!

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xclassgaming asked:

Derpy and Tick Tock, what is the weirdest thing you have seen the Doctor do?

Derpy: It's always weird when he's always licking things that probably shouldn't be licked. It's hard not to react to him like you would a toddler when they put something bad in their mouth.

Doctor: My immune system can handle it and it serves a very important purpose, I can taste the makeup of a thing, down to its time signature.

Derpy: It's still weird to watch.

Tick Tock: [mumble] I taste test things too sometimes.

Doctor: Inquisitive minds can't help using all their senses to the fullest!

Derpy: Okay okay just be careful.

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redjukebox asked:

What is Tick Tock’s favorite color?

Tick Tock: Green. Did I already answer this?

16

diddlebox asked:

So Doctor, I know about the secret nickname you have for the TARDIS(wink wink ;D), do you also have a special name for your sonic screwdriver? Or even one for your tie?

Doctor: Ahh haha... Screwdriver I sometimes call bud, like 'watcha got for me bud'. My tie is just my tie but I could name it.

Derpy: Ooo what kind of name?

Doctor: Uhhhmmm... Fred.

Derpy: What kind of name is Fred?

Doctor: A very distinguished human name.

Tick Tock: Frrred.

Derpy: Fred Fred Freddo Fredarino.

Doctor: Don't make him self conscious.

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sunsetshimmer asked:

So Doctor, if you ever ended up regenerating into another type of pony, which would you want the most? Stay earth, pegasus, unicorn, crystal, bat, sea, zebra, or something way different like a changeling?

Doctor: The OBVIOUS answer is unicorn but if you want me to pick a less obvious answer, I think a bat pony sounds interesting enough, I saw some in Neighers.

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Anonymous asked:

Derpy, have you given Tick Tock a basic rundown of the 500 years of history between his & your present time?

Derpy: I've done my best, to what I can remember at least! I let him borrow my history book that I forgot to return to school... eheh...

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galaxy-donate asked:

dear ms hooves if you could how about you make a buttercream muffin cake in shape with edible muffin pony shapes of doctor and tick tock and yourself on the large muffin cake for hearth's warming eve?

Derpy: I'm determined to give The Doctor and Tick Tock a proper Hearthswarming, Tick Tock hasn't experienced one yet. So I accept the suggestion!

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Anonymous asked:

tick tock as someone who sometimes struggles with expressing emotions due to physical limitations, how do you express your feelings to ponies without directly saying what your feeling?

Tick Tock: I try to use as much body language as I can, though even that is limited at times, as my legs are rather stiff.

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tobera asked:

Hi Derpy, Doctor and Tick Tock! Apologies if this has been asked before, but what kind of music do you guys like? Given the Doctor's record player, I also assume they have a vinyl collection far more interesting than mine so I'd love to see it!

Doctor: I can appreciate all forms of music in one way or another! Humanity's best hits are my favorite, no one does music like humans. Well, ponies certainly do in this universe, I have a lot of music to explore.

Derpy: I like Sapphire Shores and stuff like that, pop music, upbeat things, songs you can dance to.

Tick Tock: My exposure to music was limited, so I hold an appreciation for the more bardic style of music.

Doctor: There's a thing called bardcore where modern songs are turned bardic, I'm sure you'd like that!

22

galaxy-donate asked:

dear doctor, can i ask if you ever told derpy that you were once married to a queen? i hope derpy doesn’t read this one first she will freak out

Derpy: What is everyone expecting me to do when finding out about the Doctor's past flings? I don't get it.

Doctor: Not flings, mostly accidents.

Derpy: Right, exactly, that's even less reason for me to worry about it. Honestly Doc, it's kind of expected. You WOULD get into marriage shenanigans with a queen, wouldn't you?

Doctor: Just comes with the package I'm afraid...

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ask-the-doctor15 asked:

Hey Doctor if you and ditzy travelled to a world where everything is in slow motion what would your reactions be to it?

Doctor: [slow motion voice] I've neeeeverrrr ruuunnnn sooooooo sllooowwwww....

Derpy: [slow motion voice] Weeeeee'lllll geeeet theeeeere eeeeeveeeentuuuaaalllyyyy....

Tick Tock: [snicker snort]

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buttermuffin123 asked:

Derpy besides muffins and bananas what are some of you favorite foods?

Derpy: I like coconut curry! And orange french toast! And stuff with peanut butter!

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doctorfunwhooves asked:

derpy can the doctor ever fix your eyes

Derpy: Wha? Um... Listen, even if he could, this is how I'm used to living. It would feel wrong if I wasn't functioning how I always do... I don't think I'm that hindered by my eyes. I might have said differently when I was little but I've learned to accept myself as is.

Doctor: Let's stop here, question was a bit rude though I'm sure they didn't mean to be.

Derpy: Yeah here's good. I had fun!

Tick Tock: This was pleasant, I agree.

Doctor: Well, until next time!