"What’s the matter? Can’t handle a little holiday heat? Typical... I guess I’ll have to show you how to really enjoy Christmas."
(She leans in closer, her voice dropping to a sultry whisper.)
"Go ahead, stare all you want. It’s not like I dressed up for you or anything... but if you’re lucky, I might just let you unwrap me."
(She flicks her hair over her shoulder, her gaze daring you to respond.)
"So, what’s it going to be? Are you brave enough to handle me, or should I find someone who can?"