Carrot Cake and More

This might be disjointed and all over the place, but fuck it, I'm sure you'll get the point. ALRIGHT - YO family, what's Pillsbury Poppin' lately?  First, let's get the classic lip service bullshit outta the way:

First, sorry I been silent for...ever and everywhere, especially lately.  And I know there's a lot of weird rumors and speculations and "FACTS" rolling around (sensationalized gossip is fun and exciting!) - but trust - I'm perfectly fine, just been busy with life and everything that comes with it. Travelling, restructuring my brand, getting mad pussy (in my imagination), same drill.  Happens to all of us at one point and another...our lives won't always follow the same track indefinitely. And you can relax - I'm not addicted to meth, that's just fuckin' silly. Niggas watch too much Breaking Bad, and now everyone's an expert on the matter. It sure makes for an exciting headline though, right?  Anyways, I'm addicted to CRACK - it's way cheaper and gets you super high and makes you feel SOOOOooo awesome 😌 - so, in the future, please get your shit straight? 🙄

Anywho - jokes aside, don't ever think I take you guys for granted! Even at my worst, I appreciate that you guys got my back - you wag a finger at my stupidity sometimes, but that's to be expected.  Either way, you're all pretty priceless (and came in clutch multiple times) HOLD ON I KNOW THIS IS LONG-WINDED, I'M GETTING THERE JUST FUCKIN CHILL AND QUIT BEING A KRABBY PATTY.

So right now, I'm getting ready to close Chapter 1 on my creative life, and relaunch fresh with Chapter 2. A whole new and arguably better wave of content for a new era without reliance on past works, associations, or expectations. A lot of you probably saw my YT channel was yanked, but truthfully it's not a problem. YT is the least of my concerns...that whole platform is a neutered version of creativity with more problems than I have the patience to discuss right now. I had planned to gut my channel anyways, start with a clean slate, and rack up genuine subscribers who actually matter...so why not go out with a bang? You real ones will always know where to find me anyways.

Speaking of - I'll be back on YT, just limited to what "I'M ALLOWED TO POST IF YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT OR GET PAID ☝️😡" - yeah, okay, suck my dick twice dude. YT is nothing but a daily threat, like some watered-down mafia...plus, even on my best YT days (revenue), I made roughly $120 every 1 or 2 months - ahhh me ballacks, and you lose more than that runnin' for the fackin' bus. So act like I give a rat fuck with your financial threats against my creativity when I can just post "adult" shit here on Patreon and...damn this is getting long, okay BULLET POINTS:

...I MAKE MORE SLINGING ROCK EVERY MONTH FR anyways:

1. I'll be back ASAP, just trying to (again) restructure my relaunch in the best way possible, recoup some creative hardware losses, get back to Arizona ASAP (I'm in Salisbury, NC right now), etc.

2. The support is genuinely appreciated, and none of it goes to waste - that being said, never feel obligated to send ya boy anything, and if you want or need to bounce - ZERO hard feelings homie, you've all done more than enough, 💯 FR FR FR.

3. Fuck these aren't bullet points anymore...

A bunch of you guys have suggested introducing new tiers here. I always felt like even asking 1 dollar was sorta sleazy, but apparently people are psychopaths and WANT to support people they care about. I really didn't keep up with Patreon because my releases were so erratic, so I really didn't know what to update you all with (an issue soon to be rectified once I'm consistent again). But yeah, fuckin imagine that! People wanna support your future endeavors! That being said, I got some semi-solid plans for new "tier perks"...but if YOU guys have anything you want or would like to see, please feel free to discuss it 👇 because I'M ALL EARS.

Chat amongst yourselves here, AND/OR hit my phone 307-522-8461, that's my phone, not some punk "FAN LINE" - Patreon DMs get kinda finicky on this busted phone sometimes. Just introduce yourself so I don't lose track of you homies - and we can talk about whatever, it don't gotta be tier-related.

And hm. 🤔 Ya know, I hate the terms "fans" and "followers" - I always felt like that puts me on a level higher than everybody else because I'm so fucking special, when truthfully I'm really no better or worse than any of you cats. It sounds corny as fuck to quote Fast and Furious movies, but I genuinely love you guys as friends and family, and hope to meet more! No joke, when I posted my personal phone on YT (ZERO regrets), guess how many autistic cucks had the balls to hit me up?

Fuckin 0, on God. A few punks will always try to catch you on Discord with some brave screenshots for Reddit and 4Chan, but when it comes down to speaking to you directly? Their pussies seal back shut like a reverse virgin, imagine that FUCK now I'm just bitching...

But yeah, I've met a great set of new people through here and various platforms - same wavelength type shit...people with interesting concepts and perspectives, down ass niggas with logical thoughts and solutions, cool musicians and artists and programmers I could easily vibe with...fuckin NON-members of a mentally handicapped pre-teen army of drooling busters...just genuinely interesting, funny, and cool people to kick it with. And sometimes, just a new homie that wants to share recipes - surprisingly sane cats across the board for real! Matter of fact, I met one of you guys through Patreon last month in person, and we been kicking it ever since then. 🤷

Okay enough thinking out loud, that was bordering on some simp saccharine bullshit...anyway, here's just the tip (iceberg) of what to expect creatively. I got some bits and bobs coming out whenever I get situated, some shorts n' cartoons, few songs - but I'm working on a show too - it's a big undertaking so it's taking a minute to flesh out (fuck I hate the word "flesh"). I'm rolling solo-ish on this one (obviously you guys are essentially part of the production crew), but to give you a mental image - think of it along the lines of "Hanging with Stampy 😀" kinda intimately kicking it with me at home. It'll be standalone episodes of a variety type...so each episode, we'll cook something, crack some jokes, review a movie, I'll mix in animated bits, teach you something I know (with the overall goal of just being entertaining, and someone to kick it with. 🤷)

The concept sounds stupid, but I know how to rope shit together in a solid way, trust ya boy. Also the show details are just between us so 🤫.

Uhhh...I think that's it.

Typed but not edited because I live my life a quarter mile at a time,

- Stampy XO, talk at you playas soon! 😘

P.S. Holy shit apologies, that shit was long as hell...whatever, you homies handle longer things all day every day tho lol amirite 😏

P.S.S. Carrot cake is super good! 🍰