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Anh interacts with a set of people that Iris doesn't, though. Faye is also a cranky and bossy friend, but we've managed to gather others of that type x3

enchantedsleeper

For me, seeing her interact with Dora was fun because for once she's not just aiming at someone who doesn't fight back (or who doesn't want to). Also, the run of strips where she tries to teach yoga and gets stuck is very funny because she's genuinely out of her depth and trying to act like she isn't xD

enchantedsleeper

Not while she's sleeping on the couch (or anything paid for by the trio) at least.

Bill Silvia

If you have a VPN service, you can go through a Canadian city and see the QC pages normally.

Govi

I haven't had military chow in about 40 years so ratings may have changed. Except MREs, I had them in this century.

Opus the Poet

Military cooking isn't haute cuisine, but it's safe, nutritious, consistent and available within days literally anywhere on the planet

Todd Ellner

Sous vide made so many things safe, precise, and predictable

Todd Ellner

Y'know, I was really not a fan of Iris when she was first brought in. I thought we had enough of her character type and tbh, it's not a type I like in general anyway. But her time with Liz really endeared me to her and a comic like this absolutely helps too, like we're getting to meet the "real" Iris, slowly but surely, as she opens up to the world and those around her bit by bit 😊

Green

So relieved to know it's not just me

Green

😂

joFinndian

Still no DNS throughput on the web page.

Ian MacLean

Yeah it's a thing. Seems like some kind of DNS issue but it's only effecting some people. I know Jeph posted about it somewhere or other so he's definitely aware.

BookBeard

Aw, Marten will be so pleased that Liz thinks he's the best. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5117 https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5358

BookBeard

Iris: "I also got you the Holy Grail and this endless stream of rabbits. In case you crap yourself." Ayo: "Wait, I... I don't... what?"

BookBeard

I’ve eaten food in many mess halls as DoD IT. Air Force > Navy > Army. Also, don’t use MREs as survival rations.

William Burns

Same. Tried clearing some cached site data/cookies but it didn't seem to help. Weirdly, it seems to load more or less fine on my tablet, but not my PC browser.

That one guy

Better than one handkerchief and an endless stream of rabbits

Nicolas Demers

Liz: "You call that a DONK? I've been donked by the BEST! Lemme show you how it's done!"

ValdVin

What else is Iris going to produce if she's not stopped? The holy grail. The head of Alfredo Garcia. A rabbit and an endless stream of handkerchiefs.

Stephen Wells

Ominous underwear delivery

Scott Gosnell

i agree THESE TWO [my emphasis]

skinnybdink

Is anyone else having trouble loading the QC website? It keeps taking me to a now-closed forum...

Marion Wellington

Yeah. Oblivious is the word. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4762

legobil

Joy!

Hugh Eckert

I love Iris! This is why I don't think Anh will be joining the cast. Iris already fills in the "cranky and bossy friend" slot.

SilverbackRon

Iris IS the actual best.

Stewart MacWilliam

@opus: Generous servings, too.

allanfranta

hijinks ensue...

allanfranta

Ayo the Wilris Goo Goo G'joob

BookBeard

I can legitimately see this has already happened.

David Paul

It looks like UNORPANTZ to me, though I know it's just the font xD

enchantedsleeper

Haha xD

enchantedsleeper

Bit harsh xD I think Iris and Yemisi get along well

enchantedsleeper

Iris has been aggressively looking out for Ayo since the beginning (positioning herself with pots and pans ready to bang when she's due to wake up). She cares (just don't tell ANYONE, OKAY and also no she doesn't).

enchantedsleeper

It was also aimed at BookBeard, I think, rather than Rabbit.

enchantedsleeper

That would be... weird for Iris to know (or assume)

enchantedsleeper

*Alass

panpolypuff

@Miyaa close, but Skin Horse I'm pretty sure. (Bubbles the former water cooler)

Clifton Royston

Narrator: that was a compliment

dcy665 .

Who am I kidding. I was jealous before that.

legobil

Ngl, when you put it like that, I’m jealous.

legobil

Alas, there is no cure

Andrew

She could have chosen to misunderstand.

legobil

for having eyes?

Rabbit

Iris is now Willow's wife and Ayo's mom even if neither human quite understands this.

Stephen Wells

*snrk* NERD

Freid

For Iris that's as good as a declaration of undying love

Todd Ellner

Hopefully they are not the edible kind...

Leak

It is possible Willow coerced her.

legobil

Yesssss.

legobil

No, it’s the butts disease. It is severe.

legobil

I shall summon a forensic sexologist!

Sammitch

*Winslow

BookBeard

Willow does have a history with sketchy leftovers. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4725

BookBeard

Upon going back to the image and trying to judge the relative sexiness of the underwear, the best observation I have is "yup, that sure is a triangle". Perhaps this isn't my area of expertise...

BookBeard

Most definitely better than Meals Refused by Ethiopians. Especially Navy chow. I can't tell the difference between Army and Air Force food on base but field kitchen food the Army was better.

Opus the Poet

Apparently so. According to my color checker she's now #C79A81, whereas previously she was #A96C69. Perhaps CoD got new lightbulbs?

BookBeard

Other artists might have gone with “because you forgot to wear any today”, but not our Jeph!

Andrew

I try to say this as non-fetishy as possible, but Ayo is the kind of person who is extremely pet-able.

Bagge

Um, wow, it looks very humdrum normal if getting something prepackaged.

Carrie

Am I tweaking or is ayo lighter here than she was before

Rabbit

@Charles Hirst • Oooh. I never heard of that one before.

Miyaa

@Opus • Were they better than MREs?

Miyaa

I fucking love Iris.

Jim

That looks like an Excessively Sexy pair of underwear, could Iris be trying something?

Opus the Poet

noli sub ubi nodum tuum (Don't get your knickers in a knot!)

Charles Hirst

This is a vile calumny. I have had chow from the Navy, Army, and Air Force, and have never gotten sick from military food. It may not have been the best tasting food, but it was always safe to eat.

Opus the Poet

I’m not sure what’s going on here but I’m here for it

Hawkeye

I’m sure Iris has never once thought about putting a sleeping Ayo’s hand in a bowl of water.

Andrew

Iris and Ayo seem to have come to an Understanding.

Jeremy Oreskovich

In my 🧠 it's been present for a while now.

Carrie

Probably a lot of us.

Carrie

Put the chicken parts in a ziplock baggie in a single layer, squeeze out all air, seal. Drop baggie into a tank of water at 133F with an immersion circulator that will keep it moving at that temp. Cook for at least two hours; first hour to bring the core temp of the chicken to the target temp, then another hour held at that temp. That's enough to achieve 10^-6.5 knockdown of salmonella. Food safety for the win. https://ourdailybrine.com/wp-content/uploads/our-daily-brine_salmonella-6.5D-reduction-table.pdf Texture might be offputting, but you will not get sick. This is not *nearly* has hard as prepping Fugu, which takes *years* to master.

Jason Zions

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Carrie

Or she saw how Willow had prepared it...

Andreas_B

Maybe Iris doesn't really understand human developmental stages. Or misunderstood Yemisi referring to her "baby sister".

William Cole

Together with Willow, she is Werewolverine!

William Cole

Hmmm.

Uniquitous

It's an actual real thing, but it's kinda like eating poisonous fish as sushi. You need someone who really, *really* knows what they're doing to make it safe.

Michael Chui

Not on my part, at least, no.

Diptych

Ünderpantze

Sammitch

"Gainesville Sushi"

Mad Marie

These items are very familiar to the parent of a former kindergartener.

Mad Marie

she's standing up for her crush, god I love her. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

@Miyaa Always where under where?

Mad Marie

In college I tried to talk one of my friends out of trying 'rare chicken.' They did it anyway and spent the next week projecting from both ends.

Yelling Bird

Ayo is living with a sister, a robomom and a kooky aunt.

Taigan

Welp, who's writing Ayowilris fanfic already?

ValdVin

See I thought this would be when Ayo & Winslow falls in love with a very colorful pigeon. Or they start playing Hatoful Boyfriend. (Edited because autocarrot thought Winslow was Winston. Maybe Siri has a smoking problem. Great now I’m worried my iPhone will spontaneously explode.)

Miyaa

I... this doesn't seem healthy for either of them but also they both seem like they'd be unhappy without one another

Brendan Luster

Clearly Iris has a type, and that type is "chronically oblivious forcible befriender". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4464 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5274

BookBeard

Good to see this dynamic. The underwear joke was unexpected as was the bad lunch.

Andrea Andrew

Oh no… Willow still using the leftovers from the Mexican restaurant that closed down.

Miyaa

Go for it. Can't be worse than Navy chow, right?

BobC

@Sean • Is that a Narbonic reference?

Miyaa

Ayo’s been living with them for only a couple weeks and Iris already likes her more than Yemisi.

THE Kordepen

Semper ubi sub ubi (Always wear under-wear)

Miyaa

;-; a rbf queen

Dorian

Get a 30% discount using code IRIS at checkout!

Grace Kieser

Always

Hope Power

Iris! Awww, she's adopted another human!

Grace Kieser

Iris could fix me

Fart Captor

Yes.

Andrew Mitchell

iris mom moment?? 🥺💖

Logan Nix

Thorough Iris is thorough.

Doc Gumby

Under where? (don't pinch me)

Devin Gates

Service is her only peeve.

Sean Kinlin

What is Ayo eating under there?

Sean Kinlin

The wonderful grump. I love her so.

Tannerbot

I love it when my friends bring me care packages that display a lack of confidence in my ability to control my bowels

Zig Justice

And so my 'When are they gonna officially date' countdown has begun

MoonieKitten

Or is Iris's love language seething resentment?

Nikki

Is Iris secretly the Wolverine of their quartet?

Bill Silvia

UNDRPANTZ

Sean Kinlin

Ah...eto....bleh!

Errol Lobo

Iris, no

Wynn Donivan

Iris's seething resentment language is acts of service.

Diptych


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