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I'm getting a 403 error as of today when I go to the site, and my RSS feed of the site has been broken for about a week.

Mason Jones

THAT'S the lads, thank you

Boots McGoot

Oops yeah I meant same as in same as OP: mine is still going to the forum

Jack Reidy

Thanks y'all! Can always count on the chat. I had no clue "rumination" had a more literal meaning than thoughts; it didn't occur to me to look up in the dictionary a word I'm familiar with & use frequently.

Pejo

During the ceremony the bridesmaids hold the bouquets, so maybe that was what was happening?

Wicketbird

That's how I do it on my PC.

Joseph Bonnar

Mine is still redirecting me to the forum

P

Same for me

Jack Reidy

it's working for me; either it's been fixed or (more likely) the error is intensifying and plotting revenge.

Joseph Bonnar

the character poses are looking really dynamic lately

Jennifer Pylko

Same, I came here to ask what was going on.

Laurie Voss

Is the main QC website malfunctioning weirdly for other people too? First it was rendering just the image with some broken-looking CSS, and now it's routing to some no-longer-active fora for me.

Yonatan Zunger

The word in question was where "married" is now in the first panel.

Opus the Poet

@Joseph: I long ago gave in to the incredibly easy <- and -> key navigation (on a laptop).

ValdVin

Looking back at the ceremony strip, the bridesmaids have bouquets but Tai doesn't (and nor does Dora) so I'm not sure there would have been one?

enchantedsleeper

If we do get Giraffaye I can see the framing in the strips being an issue...

Doc Gumby

Of course!!

alphanor

I can imagine Dora & Tai setting up the guest WiFi in their home before putting up the holiday decorations as a married couple for the first time.

Miyaa

So what is the biohacking equivalent of "Or are you going to look like a Shadowrun character in six months?"

Captain Button

Ahhhhh yeah that's the stuff https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5073

BookBeard

Pintsize would turn himself into a Silver Dik-Dik for the conversational opportunities alone.

RobDubya

As long as she doesn't go to Montreal. If she encounters Canadian Faye they will annihilate each other. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5197

BookBeard

Did it change? She still says "wived up" in panel 2.

BookBeard

With all four of them wearing skullmaster masks.

BookBeard

If you're going to body-mod, better to do it sooner than later. You don't want to be ungu-late to the party!

Uniquitous

Grimantha riding Bubbles in a cute outfit riding Giraffaye?

Amelia Lewis

Thufferin' thuccotash!

Amelia Lewis

So glad I'm not not the only one!

SomeTelephoneGuy

something to ruminate on

Brendan Luster

It's a better world to inhabit than the one we were born to.

Uniquitous

Worse, someone at Cubetown *has* made it happen, but it happened to themselves and they kicked the apparatus over with their hoof and nobody seems to be able to replicate the experiment...

David Paul

Giraffacts

Jeph Jacques

Tiger + rope = fibre-toothed tiger (speaks with a lisp)

Duncan

Camel + Leopard = Giraffe

Mad Marie

Ossicones!

Mad Marie

"Ruminate" is rooted in Latin, meaning "Chew again". The word is literally applied to "ruminants", such animals as have the digestive process to do as Sarah P described so excellently--and then later was applied as a metaphor to the human process of "chewing" on thoughts for an extended period of time.

Mad Marie

rumination is also the word for the process of some animals with the ability to digest otherwise hard to digest food by regurgitation and chewing again, including cellulose (Humans are not able to digest cellulose)

Sarah Peper 🏳️‍⚧️

OK I scrolled 8h of comments to find someone else asking this & somehow I guess I'm the first. What's the connection between rumination & cellulose? Is that a tree pun? (At first I though it referred to film, but no, that's celluloid. 🤪)

Pejo

those knobby things on giraffes' heads become fused bone as they mature and are used in fights! i'm just saying. she won't become LESS dangerous

Boots McGoot

I liked the first draft of the comic better, with the verbed "wifing".

Opus the Poet

No you don't. One of us! One of us!

Donna Flint

I hate that I could read that

Gene

Me too, but they already departed this life I think xD

enchantedsleeper

Her chat already have I am sure.

mathw

EXACTLY!!!

Anders Rapp

Giraffaye. My new favorite character. Please, Jeph. Do a drawing. Patreon content!

legobil

🤝

William Cole

CLASSIC old-school QC.

William Cole

Penelope is not pronounced the same as penelope.

Opus the Poet

I'm an obligate caffineator

SpookyPenguin

I am NOW at strip 1792. Why do I -DO- this?

Joseph Bonnar

I’m surprised Faye reached for the giraffe joke and not cattle. I had to google to make sure I understood “rumination”.

legobil

brong >> being - Obi-Wan strikes again!

Charles Hirst

Penelope + Antelope = Penelope

BookBeard

But they can be taught to play piano.

Carrie

I love when the two of them have time to just hang out

Bagge

Enemies to Lovers, Hannetapir

Ísabel Pirsic

Biohacking in the QC universe feels like it would be like tattoos: you can't just get one. "Oh yeah I know I said I would only get the tail. Thought it would be cute, yanno? Now 7 years later I got the color-shifting hair, fangs, blue skin, and eyes that see radio waves which - let me tell ya? More annoying than it sounds."

CthonicBelletrist

Thank goodness chickens don’t pokévolve to geese.

Miyaa

Dinosaurs never stop brong dinosaurs.

Ken

I had no idea Jeph has this fascination with giraffes, tapirs, yaks, and turkeys.

Miyaa

Giraffes? Giraffes! https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1374

ValdVin

It would have to be Sam riding Faye, wouldn't it?

Carl Fink

Chicken's can be pretty brutal and sneaky too.

Carrie

Cow + Aurelia = Mommymilkers

Mad Marie

Please. Someone tell Aurelia.

Lightsabr2

Those were the days of our lives The bad things in life were so few Those days are all gone now, but one thing is true When I look and I find I still love you

darklion

Internet wonderfulness in the land of QC!

Carrie

Orangutan + Marten = Maranguten

Mad Marie

omg hanners' face at the end of comic 1925

Mad Marie

If this is possible in the QC verse, please no one tell Aurelia.

Thisguy

Actually that was still Tapirs, but she has been known to use Okapi facts to fill awkward silences. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1290 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1925

BookBeard

I loved that look, too!

Melissa Wilson

We won’t have to miss it; it will continue across the miles!

Melissa Wilson

Bubbles riding Giraffaye into battle would be a shirt I’d wear. Bonus if Giraffaye has $9.99 DLC battle armor…

Kurt Roithinger

Yup, there was a strip around that time where she offhandedly said ‘I think I’m gonna grow my hair out’ and for the next few months, she got progressively more blonde (her natural hair color) with dark tips. I thought it was a great and memorable look on her. :)

Kurt Roithinger

Sometimes Faye wants to be the big spoon. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4683

BookBeard

Symbiosis ftw!

Nicolas Demers

Tapirs. Last I checked she was confused on where Okapi lie on the "weird/cute," scale

Joseph Martinez

At long last, we finally know what Bubbles sees when sampling the "Ms. Ungulate" tea blend... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3571

BookBeard

Questionable Cud

Sean Kinlin

Isn't Hanners terrified of Okapis?

Doc Gumby

Yes

Drazi

And thus, this chapter of QC ends with two friends drinking tea, glad that they aren’t bovines. Trust me, cows are not the brightest animals on the farm. Pigs on the other hand are clever and even mean at times.

Miyaa

Holy shat. Is that Dora?

Drazi

Can't fool me, Faye is definitely among the GOATs

Thomas Baxter

You know... There's probably someone at Cubetown who could make that happen...

Drazi

Why would Faye need to be taller? She has a perfectly build girlfriend of considerable size!

Shawn K. Younkin

And here I thought the title of the post meant we were going to get a visit from our old friends Maraschino cherry and cocktail olive

Magic Chopstick Games

These two… and the ease of being wide open and wistful and unabashedly weird with those closest to you. *contented sigh* Oh, the feels! Jeph, you really know how to bring us what we need. ✨

Melissa Wilson

Well spotted!!

Andrew Mitchell

Well, the 3rd panel made me cry 😢

Catherine Germann

Nah, if she gets taller then Bubbles will to, might get those Go Go Gadget Extendo Legs.

Switchchris27

God I love those two.

Ren Doiron

Two years real-time or QC-time?

Andrew Mitchell

Next scene is Bubbles enjoying her tea and a sexy Giraffaye hallucination

John Smutko

Plz draw Okapi Hanners!

Joseph Martinez

Giraffaye bonus content, when?!? Plz

Andrew Mitchell

Turning yourself into a giraffe is probably not the healthiest response to feeling like you are losing friends. It's also counter-productive, given Hanners' probable reaction. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1376

BookBeard

See you then

Joel Bateman

i'm betting Pintsize caught it

LH

I just realized — between the two of them, one of them must have caught a bouquet, right?

Bill Silvia

Ah, banter. Loves me some plain ol' roommate banter.

Doc Gumby

Within two years, QC is 100% going to have Faye with three stomachs, a tail, and a long neck.

Rich Holmes

I’m gonna miss these two shootin’ the shit and making jokes so bad and hilarious at the same time.

Populuxe

Tea talk

Not that Patrick Foltz

Their cups match the others shirt. 💜

eilonwylovegood

Ruminating won't do you much good, but feeling your feelings might, Faye

Jasper

She'll finally be taller than Bubbles

Simon Vaillancourt

HannEland.

Dave Van Domelen

That's some prime punnage right there. Choice, even. OK, now I'm just beating a dead cow.

Jason Zions

yes, QC needs more furries

Robert Weber

EVERYONE knows the high-up leaves are the BEST leaves

Zig Justice

Then she can move to Quebec and be Giraffé

Devin Gates

It has been mentioned, how long until the fan art?

Bridgette Ryan


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