jephjacques / Utterly Twisted

Sure, but she also never mentioned retiring. It's like characters who aren't seen in-comic for ages - we wouldn't assume they left town, unless someone says that they did.

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-31 00:13:45 +0000 UTC

I can't see Pintsize being into fire play. I don't think he has a nervous system!

Grace Kieser

2024-10-31 00:07:43 +0000 UTC

Unfortunately she's constantly looking for ass to touch instead.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-30 15:41:32 +0000 UTC

The last we heard about her line of work, that I am aware of, was her providing upskirt material at Henry's and Maurice's wedding: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2392

David Paul

2024-10-30 10:14:29 +0000 UTC

Those are Tarot cards, right?

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-30 04:08:58 +0000 UTC

There are some Oglaf comics that spring to mind.

William Cole

2024-10-30 01:07:40 +0000 UTC

The wrong choice could really bute you in the ass.

William Cole

2024-10-30 01:05:10 +0000 UTC

Good girl!

William Cole

2024-10-30 01:03:38 +0000 UTC

Oh my. Anh needs friends.

Sparky

2024-10-30 00:04:15 +0000 UTC

someone get Anh some grass to touch

Ace of Hearts

2024-10-29 23:59:10 +0000 UTC

We need a montage! No dialogue, just facial expressions (and... body language)

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-29 23:43:13 +0000 UTC

I love how Marten still has his hand raised, unsure what to do next xD

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-29 23:40:21 +0000 UTC

I think the "pervert" bit is because they want to introduce two more people to this polyc- I mean, conversation (and one of them is the parent of one person in it)

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-29 23:39:53 +0000 UTC

One wonders how many glasses of champagne she's had xD

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-29 23:37:34 +0000 UTC

The main character of this comic should now be Anh. Everybody else can take a break.

Chris Warren

2024-10-29 23:06:43 +0000 UTC

Oh shit that one girl on https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5180

Simon Vaillancourt

2024-10-29 22:32:56 +0000 UTC

Tai's look is perfect...

Fred

2024-10-29 22:29:36 +0000 UTC

Indeed. In fact it's so weird, one might almost think that would be the point at which to abandon the "propositioning for a threesome" theory. And yet she carries on...

BookBeard

2024-10-29 22:04:30 +0000 UTC

She’s not interested in romance for herself at this point, but she was looking quite cutely sentimentally about the wedding ceremony.

Philip Masters

2024-10-29 21:54:59 +0000 UTC

Though frankly it may be Martin threatening to bring his mother into this conversation that’s freaking her out most.

Philip Masters

2024-10-29 21:50:10 +0000 UTC

The other 4 need more cute, horny robots :) that's the only thing missing here

Stephen Wells

2024-10-29 21:47:49 +0000 UTC

He’s a guest at the wedding. He’s probably been pointedly out to her and identified by name, and she may well have been warned about him.

Philip Masters

2024-10-29 21:46:09 +0000 UTC

Because it’s a silly careless misspelling?

Philip Masters

2024-10-29 21:42:32 +0000 UTC

Okay,.. you have to stop making me laugh out loud in public, or I'm going to have to save my patron time for home use only.

Darnel D Cooper

2024-10-29 20:43:53 +0000 UTC

These make my week and I am glad that I subscribed for a year on this comic. You do such a good job with so many twists! And not the type of twists that you see, the type that go in an intirley different direction that have been slightly foreshadowed and right on with both the character development and their personality. I'm looking forward to finding out how yays' "vacation" goes Thank you so much for the enjoyment you have given over the years!

Woodys Woods

2024-10-29 16:53:05 +0000 UTC

Just thinking now that Sven said Anh was coming on pretty strong with him. Given what we've just witnessed, I can't even imagine how that conversation went...

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-29 16:25:55 +0000 UTC

Veronica will immediately diagnose Anh's deepest buried kink desires and promptly bring her to heel, literally & figuratively.

OldGoat

2024-10-29 16:23:22 +0000 UTC

I'm now starting to suspect Tai was unenthusiastic about having Anh in the wedding party and Dora insisted because of the sheer entertainment value. And she's now getting everything she dreamed of

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-29 16:18:00 +0000 UTC

I'm sure Martin's mom would be more than willing to help. Pintsize would just add fuel to the fire.

Joe Bocanegra

2024-10-29 15:54:08 +0000 UTC

The detail of Dora lifting her hands in shock in panel 2 is fabulous

Duncan

2024-10-29 15:29:52 +0000 UTC

Anh is the worst and we love her

Sydney J Freedberg

2024-10-29 15:20:01 +0000 UTC

The term 'Anh-appealing' comes to mind for some reason

Frank Wales

2024-10-29 14:56:00 +0000 UTC

"Relax! You're quite safe here." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epzmRZk6UU

allanfranta

2024-10-29 14:38:04 +0000 UTC

I feel like Pintsize's reputation is well-known in this social circle.

Catherine Germann

2024-10-29 14:13:46 +0000 UTC

Cf. Iggy Pop: https://youtu.be/3gsWt7ey6bo?si=hBJs_UpIQTlNh4Vq

Halloween Jack

2024-10-29 13:49:52 +0000 UTC

Today in Suspiciously Specific (and Unprompted):

Halloween Jack

2024-10-29 13:47:35 +0000 UTC

Anh seems to get her exercise by jumping to conclusions.

Mark

2024-10-29 13:43:13 +0000 UTC

the projection, I kinda figured Ahn was just fishing for something and now it's clear, she wants some kind of relationship she views as kinky but wants to pretend she doesn't want it. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

2024-10-29 13:33:19 +0000 UTC

“Everyone is Tired of Ahn”

Miyaa

2024-10-29 12:52:50 +0000 UTC

Woof! And also meep. And… maybe?

Foal Papers

2024-10-29 12:43:57 +0000 UTC

Mom: goes to regular cast member drive-thru, gets a pleasant but unremarkable person with a decent office job

Magic Chopstick Games

2024-10-29 11:47:37 +0000 UTC

... yet

Jon K

2024-10-29 11:47:12 +0000 UTC

Ahn! SIT.

Magic Chopstick Games

2024-10-29 11:44:42 +0000 UTC

This has been one of my favorite bits in this comic for a while. Just silliness I needed. Thanks.

Jacob A Hicks

2024-10-29 11:23:20 +0000 UTC

Good callback!

Clifton Royston

2024-10-29 11:10:26 +0000 UTC

The regular cast members at home: Barry and Vespavenger.

Clifton Royston

2024-10-29 11:06:33 +0000 UTC

Weirdly, I was in a discussion yesterday where I alluded to IBM’s mid-‘70s computer models with 26-bit addresses. I didn’t actually mention EBCDIC but I was thinking about it.

Clifton Royston

2024-10-29 11:04:58 +0000 UTC

Hey we saw you from across the wedding reception and we totally hate your vibe. It’s just awful.

Clifton Royston

2024-10-29 11:00:49 +0000 UTC

Said the quiet part out loud

MikeT

2024-10-29 10:38:45 +0000 UTC

Anh, your options are now Veranhica or Piranha. Choose wisely.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-29 10:24:59 +0000 UTC

i love her. So. Much. gonna do a PhD in Whatever Is Wrong With Anh

Boots McGoot

2024-10-29 10:24:32 +0000 UTC

I was thinking tonight Ahn is a bit ridiculous even for a comic strip character, then I thought about some of my social circle and said "OK, carry on then."

Allan Widner

2024-10-29 10:12:15 +0000 UTC

Wow, flashback to my co-op days at no such agency... Big, huge terminals with lovely green letters

Brian Appel

2024-10-29 09:55:09 +0000 UTC

Even better :DDD

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-29 09:32:25 +0000 UTC

Past? I don't think Marten's mum ever stopped doing her work, did she?

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-29 09:26:58 +0000 UTC

I said Tai shouldn't have to speak, but if both of the brides are using this scene for entertainment, maybe they could try.

Bill Silvia

2024-10-29 09:15:04 +0000 UTC

Is this when Marten and Hanners go getting both Pintsize and Veronica to see what Anh says.

legobil

2024-10-29 09:14:47 +0000 UTC

Given her past as Veronica Vance, it's entirely possible one could lead to the other. Especially if she brings her work suitcase: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4900

David Paul

2024-10-29 09:09:25 +0000 UTC

I love Dora's laughing face, it's very Kate Beaton.

Dean Reilly

2024-10-29 08:53:22 +0000 UTC

Well, Pintsize is known to enjoy exploring puppy play. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5179

legobil

2024-10-29 08:15:00 +0000 UTC

She won’t just Roll Over and Play Dead?

Shane Wegner

2024-10-29 07:47:50 +0000 UTC

Veranhica

Pete

2024-10-29 07:47:26 +0000 UTC

ITYM "Dora the Exploder"

Joshua O'Madadhain

2024-10-29 07:43:31 +0000 UTC

Anh seems to be straddling that line between "moral indignation" and "wishful thinking".

Steve DeGroof

2024-10-29 07:39:10 +0000 UTC

I think Anh has somehow looped around to sexually harassing herself.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-29 07:33:41 +0000 UTC

I have an agenda. :)

Lorelei

2024-10-29 07:33:00 +0000 UTC

I'm ace-aro (and rather further towards the outermost edge of that spectrum than most, I suspect) and, while I claim no expertise in this area, I'm really not getting an asexual vibe off of her. Aromantic perhaps.

BookBeard

2024-10-29 07:30:40 +0000 UTC

99% of Anh's brain knows that she's a terrible brat and needs to be brought to heel. Unfortunately the other 1% is doing the talking.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-29 07:30:26 +0000 UTC

It would be a great outcome if, the next time we meet Veronica, she has Anh on a leash and nobody comments at all :)

Stephen Wells

2024-10-29 07:28:31 +0000 UTC

Yes she can, she's an heiress! :)

Stephen Wells

2024-10-29 07:21:25 +0000 UTC

imo she wants to do all those things, just not with them (or even with them, but she's not honest with herself)

Jan Szejko

2024-10-29 07:19:33 +0000 UTC

Someone get her a bag of shrooms and some birch bark. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4873

BookBeard

2024-10-29 07:16:56 +0000 UTC

Sometimes he's a door to door pervert.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-29 07:14:29 +0000 UTC

Anh is NO ONES Good Girl!

Bagge

2024-10-29 06:53:04 +0000 UTC

"What do you mean these aren't people in costumes and this is actually a dog park? Buncha friggin' perverts..."

BookBeard

2024-10-29 06:49:39 +0000 UTC

Back when I was a bright young kid, along about 1990, I got to show off how smart-aleck I was to my mainframe coworkers. They were trying to upload some data to the mainframe from our PCs. It wasn't working, Only garbage appeared on the 3270 terminals. Why didn't it work? It worked fine going the other way.... Well, it was because EBSCDIC was not just a mainframe thing, it was an IBM thing. We were using Displaywrite IV, an IBM word processor. Programs that translate EBCDIC to/from ASCII don't work when called upon to translate EBCDIC to EBSIDIC.... I became a guru of the subtleties of translating from an IBM PC to an IBM Minicomputer to an IBM mainframe. And it made a significant difference if your PC was running Displaywrite or Wordperfect, or Word. Fun times. Thank God for WWW standards and Unicode. After that, all we had to worry about was translating different versions of HTML

Robert Edwards

2024-10-29 06:18:32 +0000 UTC

I bet Bubbles has an EBCDIC translator; she was military, and nothing is ever so obsolete that the army doesn’t have some of it.

Sleepy John

2024-10-29 06:05:54 +0000 UTC

Kid: Mom, can we have Anh as a regular cast member? Mom: We already have regular cast members at home.

PostRetroism

2024-10-29 06:05:21 +0000 UTC

If this is commentary about what happens to the Dumbing of Age audience anytime Joyce, Dorothy and Joe are remotely on panel, I agree.

Shane Wegner

2024-10-29 05:57:04 +0000 UTC

What's this about wearing a leash and obeying commands like a good girl now? #OddlySpecific

Shane Wegner

2024-10-29 05:55:28 +0000 UTC

At this point I’m convinced Anh just want/need to brag about her knowledge of dirty terms.

legobil

2024-10-29 05:50:11 +0000 UTC

Well in panel 2 they’re clearly all imagining it… maybe we need a bonus pic to give us some context?

Andrew

2024-10-29 05:22:50 +0000 UTC

Then she better keep letting things get out of hand

Daniel Burnett

2024-10-29 04:54:06 +0000 UTC

Very specific rejection there Anh...

Cole Blackblood

2024-10-29 04:39:55 +0000 UTC

but also...

Lightsabr2

2024-10-29 04:37:42 +0000 UTC

Yes, Bubbles. Ahn’s aversion to perverts really impacted my ability to type.

Miyaa

2024-10-29 04:36:57 +0000 UTC

I feel like no one tells Anh to sit with her discomfort and listen to other people talk.

Wednesday

2024-10-29 04:13:28 +0000 UTC

Wow! And there are so few speakers of EBCDIC left!. I think that the American Society of Obscure and Unnecessarily Difficult Encodings has put it on their Endangered list, and the ACM glossary listing simply says "See 'Ozymandias'". But Duolingo is testing a course in it, to which three people have (at last check) subscribed.

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-29 04:09:14 +0000 UTC

Yep, somebody please get Veronica to straighten her out. (No, not that -- I mean, to clarify the situation.)

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-29 04:08:01 +0000 UTC

I would love her more if I knew she did

Todd Ellner

2024-10-29 03:51:51 +0000 UTC

Bring back Flementine!

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-29 03:47:08 +0000 UTC

Why, are you... a good girl?

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-29 03:46:02 +0000 UTC

She definitely wants to be called a good girl. She thought that one out in too much detail not to be into it.

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-29 03:44:22 +0000 UTC

He's speaking ASCII, she's speaking EBCDIC. The signals are flying, but there's no communication.

Sleepy John

2024-10-29 03:44:11 +0000 UTC

Realy hope Anh becomes a regular cast member.

Sean Rotter

2024-10-29 03:33:36 +0000 UTC

Most QC strips make me giggle, some even make me guffaw. But very few make me snort like this one did! Damn, my sinuses hurt.

BobC

2024-10-29 03:19:31 +0000 UTC

I mean if she'd actually MET Pintsize before it'd be pretty reasonable to think they were perverts just by association

Fart Captor

2024-10-29 03:10:47 +0000 UTC

"And some other pervert bringing it back to you in their mouth, on all fours!"

ValdVin

2024-10-29 03:01:42 +0000 UTC

Thanks. munch

jonesnori

2024-10-29 02:52:43 +0000 UTC

Bubbles?

jonesnori

2024-10-29 02:52:10 +0000 UTC

I need that as an ultra wide screen wallpaper now 😂

happy

2024-10-29 02:32:48 +0000 UTC

The panel 2 beat is just mwaah, bellissimo!

William Cole

2024-10-29 02:28:01 +0000 UTC

Hentai!!

Timothy Roller

2024-10-29 02:25:03 +0000 UTC

I’m with Dora on this one.

JMK

2024-10-29 02:24:25 +0000 UTC

To be clear, when I say that it annoys me when people make the mistake of generalizing us, I'm not calling you out. I'm not calling out QC either. It's been frustrating me lately with various webcomics that try to tackle asexuality and don't seem to really be talking about it from any educated place. I also think that Hannelore is just like. I genuinely really like her character and want to see her challenged more! So I'm obviously rooting for an outcome that puts her in an uncomfortable place, and getting her into a relationship with an asexual person who doesn't know that they're asexual would be pretty challenging for her! but it's basically mental fanfic at this point.

Lorelei

2024-10-29 02:22:49 +0000 UTC

Anh sucks I love her

obw

2024-10-29 02:21:51 +0000 UTC

There's gonna be a line by the time this party is over.

William Cole

2024-10-29 02:20:03 +0000 UTC

oh my gosh!!! 😂😂😂

Cozy

2024-10-29 02:19:22 +0000 UTC

okay so without getting super into the weeds, asexuality is a big spectrum and yes, I do know ace people who either like getting railed or, much more often, really really like the fantasy of it. One of my biggest pet peeves is that people tend to define all asexuality as extremely binary, "doesn't enjoy sex and isn't attracted to anyone". It's not even a spectrum--it's two spectrums, following those two separate components of asexuality. realistically, "I want him to rail me" isn't an ace line, assuming she knows she's ace. But I will point out that it's also very psychological language. The act of penetration might not be as important as the act of "being railed". The line implies she's not ace, but it still doesn't rule it out, especially when... Do we call it compallo? ... exists. basically, it's complicated, but I also can't be reasoned with.

Lorelei

2024-10-29 02:18:37 +0000 UTC

"You can't throw a stick around here without hitting a pervert!"

Jay

2024-10-29 02:18:11 +0000 UTC

She doesn't want to give anyone a handjob either.

Captain Button

2024-10-29 02:18:08 +0000 UTC

Well, she IS friends with Tai, so…

William Cole

2024-10-29 02:17:16 +0000 UTC

This sequence keeps reminding me of that woman in "Being John Malkovich" who keeps interpreting everything he says as some sort of come-on, when it clearly isn't.

Captain Button

2024-10-29 02:16:45 +0000 UTC

Not to mention the "My mommy spanks people" t-shirt. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1828

BookBeard

2024-10-29 02:15:24 +0000 UTC

I can't wait. It'll be glorious!

ducksauz

2024-10-29 02:14:04 +0000 UTC

Yet another aspect of this situation that Pintsize has experience with. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3444

BookBeard

2024-10-29 02:12:30 +0000 UTC

Pintsize actually gives pretty good relationship advice when he tries.

rhekke

2024-10-29 02:08:09 +0000 UTC

I… might have blushed when reading this. Possibly. Oh dear. Please tell me I’m not the only one?

Foal Papers

2024-10-29 02:06:44 +0000 UTC

I'm going to be honest here: I don't know any ace people personally (that I know of). Would an asexual person really be demanding Sven "rail" her?

Carl Fink

2024-10-29 02:05:28 +0000 UTC

She does need something for her PhD

Grace Kieser

2024-10-29 02:04:35 +0000 UTC

But he sure would have fun trying.

BookBeard

2024-10-29 02:03:43 +0000 UTC

Marten's mom is literally a fetish model, too. And they know May.

Carl Fink

2024-10-29 02:03:36 +0000 UTC

Can you think of anyone else that would have any actual knowledge of the subject? He's a deviant sexual goblin, and we should defer to the experts! And honestly, I think Pintsize would think her suggestions are too vanilla!

Grace Kieser

2024-10-29 02:03:11 +0000 UTC

In between the moron and the fool but just behind the schmuck

SpookyPenguin

2024-10-29 02:03:06 +0000 UTC

Enjoy the ride my friend. It will all end in a horrific fiery crash, but it will be amazing to watch.

rhekke

2024-10-29 02:01:35 +0000 UTC

Anh pointing at Starship "You're overcompensating"

SpookyPenguin

2024-10-29 02:00:54 +0000 UTC

"My god, this wedding is full of perverts!"

Sean Kinlin

2024-10-29 02:00:02 +0000 UTC

This is glorious! Can we just have a whole comic of Ahn confidently assuming wrong?

Grace Kieser

2024-10-29 01:58:51 +0000 UTC

ExplodaDora?

Sean Kinlin

2024-10-29 01:58:08 +0000 UTC

wow Anh, you're the worst to ever communicate huh 😂

Logan Nix

2024-10-29 01:57:18 +0000 UTC

R.I.P. Dora, died of Anh.

BookBeard

2024-10-29 01:56:56 +0000 UTC

Oh please oh please I want someone to put this idiot in her place

Julie Chan

2024-10-29 01:51:36 +0000 UTC

Now now, before we say "smooth pervert", we must remember they also come ribbed.

Drazi

2024-10-29 01:51:02 +0000 UTC

The more common (and dare I say reasonable) response in this situation would have been more along the lines of "Wait, what the fuck!?". I think the laid back nature of their replies is just further convincing Anh that she is assuming correctly. The problem is that they have been desensitized by the weirdness of their social circle in general, and Pintsize in particular.

BookBeard

2024-10-29 01:48:27 +0000 UTC

We have reached the point where Hanner's is seriously suggesting Pintsize as a solution to a problem. I'm not sure how to respond to this.

Peter Fox

2024-10-29 01:46:14 +0000 UTC

That is a hell of a way to escalate things when someone comes over to you to ask you to please stop sexually harassing their friend.

Diptych

2024-10-29 01:38:00 +0000 UTC

Ahnie Morebucks?

Miyaa

2024-10-29 01:37:38 +0000 UTC

I bet Pintsize takes one look at Ahn and then asks Bubbles to yeet him out of the neighborhood.

Miyaa

2024-10-29 01:36:43 +0000 UTC

Confirmation bias run amok!

Chas Simmons

2024-10-29 01:36:30 +0000 UTC

She's just so wrong... Pintsize couldn't get through to her.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-29 01:35:40 +0000 UTC

I just want to know how did Tai & Ahn meet. Had to have been some SMIF board of directors meeting where Ahn’s mom is their chancellor at the time.

Miyaa

2024-10-29 01:35:35 +0000 UTC

Wow...throw out the mat for Jumping to Conclusions, get the pole vault course ready, Anh is REALLY going off the reservation. grabs lawn chair and popcorn

Anthony Gaglianese

2024-10-29 01:33:48 +0000 UTC

somehow, I think all of this would merely amuse Veronica, but Pintsize may be able to shock her back to her senses (assuming she once had them?)

Melissa Wilson

2024-10-29 01:32:58 +0000 UTC

Tai is just Done

Nicolas Demers

2024-10-29 01:32:37 +0000 UTC

Dora may just explode

Ulfric

2024-10-29 01:32:20 +0000 UTC

Sounds like one of my best relationships. Not perverted, just not boring normal.

Carrie

2024-10-29 01:31:49 +0000 UTC

No Marten isn’t a pervert, he was born into it, molded by it, has many pictures of him holding his mom’s dildos as a child!

Miyaa

2024-10-29 01:31:22 +0000 UTC

"Honey, that's work, and you can't afford my hours."

Elf Sternberg

2024-10-29 01:30:15 +0000 UTC

Yes!

Carrie

2024-10-29 01:28:45 +0000 UTC

Anh has absolutely no clue just how much firepower Martin and Hannalore can call down in situations like this, does she? Maybe Tai will get to write another "dissertation."

Elf Sternberg

2024-10-29 01:28:04 +0000 UTC

From your lips to Jeph's ears!

Elizabeth Rosenzweig

2024-10-29 01:27:43 +0000 UTC

To be fair, Pintsize is definitely a pervert.

Dave Van Domelen

2024-10-29 01:26:36 +0000 UTC

doing communication

Brendan Luster

2024-10-29 01:25:33 +0000 UTC

you've been struck by a smooth pervert

LH

2024-10-29 01:24:08 +0000 UTC

Anh is stressing me out

chili sunrise

2024-10-29 01:23:42 +0000 UTC

OMG! I don't know what I expected, but not this, and Ahn totally looks better when you see her mess up. (It's cute/bratty instead of bitchy.)

Davus Otho

2024-10-29 01:23:34 +0000 UTC

Marten needs to put on his jacket. Right now he looks like a Mormon missionary.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-29 01:21:42 +0000 UTC

That makes at least two guest that need to meet Martin's mom.

Nik Carlson

2024-10-29 01:20:35 +0000 UTC

Oh Ahn, now would be a good time to withdraw- before Pintsize or Veronica get involved.

Michael Boettger

2024-10-29 01:19:49 +0000 UTC

calling it now anh is ace spectrum. nobody allosexual just defaults to a fantasy like that unprompted. anyways I'm shipping this and I cannot be reasoned with

Lorelei

2024-10-29 01:19:46 +0000 UTC

I never imagined we'd see a situation where Pintsize would potentially be the reasonable one.

That Blair Guy

2024-10-29 01:19:34 +0000 UTC

Anh doesn't kinkshame, but mom/son duos are a bridge too far

Adarsh Nednur

2024-10-29 01:19:08 +0000 UTC

This line of reasoning is fascinating

djellafine

2024-10-29 01:18:49 +0000 UTC

I’m pretty sure she’s done with her bridesmaid.

Taigan

2024-10-29 01:18:30 +0000 UTC

But she's Tai's friend.

Adam with two As, a D, and an M

2024-10-29 01:17:58 +0000 UTC

Those are some Dwight Schrute levels of misplaced confidence.

Pejo

2024-10-29 01:17:42 +0000 UTC

Dora is having a blast and Tai looks like someone who has been friends with Anh for a long long time.

CthonicBelletrist

2024-10-29 01:17:07 +0000 UTC

(five minute belly-laugh)

Fred Baker

2024-10-29 01:16:20 +0000 UTC

(Threesome. Polycule. Dogplay on a leash, wearing collar.) None of these rise to the level of PERVERTS! for Anh?

ValdVin

2024-10-29 01:16:01 +0000 UTC

Tai: utterly done with her wife in this moment

Travis Young

2024-10-29 01:15:49 +0000 UTC

Anh deals with situations like an angry customer who realized they were completely wrong; initiating the encounter with full confidence, only to confuse herself into being the one trying to bail first.

Rawrisaur

2024-10-29 01:14:45 +0000 UTC

I've been present for this conversation a LOT 😂

e.a.rowe

2024-10-29 01:14:37 +0000 UTC

And Dora is just looking forward to the ever building disaster. I love it

Tannerbot

2024-10-29 01:14:30 +0000 UTC

I'm gonna get some popcorn

Simon Vaillancourt

2024-10-29 01:13:59 +0000 UTC

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Carrie

2024-10-29 01:13:43 +0000 UTC

PFFFFF

Not that Patrick Foltz

2024-10-29 01:13:42 +0000 UTC

No thnx, I am laughing too much.

Carrie

2024-10-29 01:13:21 +0000 UTC

Making new friends is hard, especially when you’re experiencing conflicting feelings about them 😆

KingAtticus

2024-10-29 01:13:14 +0000 UTC

That was the THIRD guess??? What sort of crowd is she running with?

Elberik

2024-10-29 01:12:45 +0000 UTC

This keeps getting better.

Tim Mitchell

2024-10-29 01:12:38 +0000 UTC

If someone ever asks me to summarize what QC is in one panel, this would be one of the top 5 I'd choose from

MoonieKitten

2024-10-29 01:12:34 +0000 UTC

wait.,,wut

Darren Franzen

2024-10-29 01:12:32 +0000 UTC

Tell me you’re interested without telling me you’re interested.

Ally

2024-10-29 01:12:17 +0000 UTC

Pintsize's shenanigans senses must be tingling

Harsh and Joan

2024-10-29 01:12:01 +0000 UTC

Or is that just me? ...Phrasing!

Zig Justice

2024-10-29 01:11:55 +0000 UTC

This is getting out of hand 😂

Daniel Burnett

2024-10-29 01:11:54 +0000 UTC

Ahnie are you ok? Are you ok Ahnie?

Clark Wells

2024-10-29 01:11:50 +0000 UTC

🤣🤣🤣 OH MY GAWD!!! I AM DYING!!!

Vilinda

2024-10-29 01:11:44 +0000 UTC

makes popcorn anyone want any?

Jon

2024-10-29 01:11:37 +0000 UTC

Communication is hard?

Zig Justice

2024-10-29 01:11:36 +0000 UTC

This is spiraling faster than I expected 🤣🤣🤣

Aditya Rameshan

2024-10-29 01:11:35 +0000 UTC

Oh, I'd love to see Veronica's opinion on this. :)

Yelling Bird

2024-10-29 01:11:06 +0000 UTC

Yay shows back up JUST to make this weirder.

Randall Norman Pick

2024-10-29 01:11:06 +0000 UTC

Wow, Ahn. Telling us a little more about yourself than you think, maybe?

Doc Gumby

2024-10-29 01:10:21 +0000 UTC

Utterly Twisted

Comments

Sure, but she also never mentioned retiring. It's like characters who aren't seen in-comic for ages - we wouldn't assume they left town, unless someone says that they did.

I can't see Pintsize being into fire play. I don't think he has a nervous system!

Unfortunately she's constantly looking for ass to touch instead.

The last we heard about her line of work, that I am aware of, was her providing upskirt material at Henry's and Maurice's wedding: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2392

Those are Tarot cards, right?

There are some Oglaf comics that spring to mind.

The wrong choice could really bute you in the ass.

Good girl!

Oh my. Anh needs friends.

someone get Anh some grass to touch

We need a montage! No dialogue, just facial expressions (and... body language)

I love how Marten still has his hand raised, unsure what to do next xD

I think the "pervert" bit is because they want to introduce two *more* people to this polyc- I mean, conversation (and one of them is the parent of one person in it)

One wonders how many glasses of champagne she's had xD

The main character of this comic should now be Anh. Everybody else can take a break.

Oh shit that one girl on https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5180

Tai's look is perfect...

Indeed. In fact it's *so* weird, one might almost think that would be the point at which to abandon the "propositioning for a threesome" theory. And yet she carries on...

She’s not interested in romance for herself at this point, but she was looking quite cutely sentimentally about the wedding ceremony.

Though frankly it may be Martin threatening to bring his *mother* into this conversation that’s freaking her out most.

The other 4 need more cute, horny robots :) that's the only thing missing here

He’s a guest at the wedding. He’s probably been pointedly out to her and identified by name, and she may well have been warned about him.

Because it’s a silly careless misspelling?

Okay,.. you have to stop making me laugh out loud in public, or I'm going to have to save my patron time for home use only.

Just thinking now that Sven said Anh was coming on pretty strong with him. Given what we've just witnessed, I can't even imagine how that conversation went...

Veronica will immediately diagnose Anh's deepest buried kink desires and promptly bring her to heel, literally & figuratively.

I'm now starting to suspect Tai was unenthusiastic about having Anh in the wedding party and Dora insisted because of the sheer entertainment value. And she's now getting everything she dreamed of

I'm sure Martin's mom would be more than willing to help. Pintsize would just add fuel to the fire.

The detail of Dora lifting her hands in shock in panel 2 is fabulous

Anh is the worst and we love her

The term 'Anh-appealing' comes to mind for some reason

"Relax! You're quite safe here." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epzmRZk6UU

I feel like Pintsize's reputation is well-known in this social circle.

Cf. Iggy Pop: https://youtu.be/3gsWt7ey6bo?si=hBJs_UpIQTlNh4Vq

Today in Suspiciously Specific (and Unprompted):

Anh seems to get her exercise by jumping to conclusions.

the projection, I kinda figured Ahn was just fishing for something and now it's clear, she wants some kind of relationship she views as kinky but wants to pretend she doesn't want it. ~<3

“Everyone is Tired of Ahn”

Woof! And also meep. And… maybe?

Mom: goes to regular cast member drive-thru, gets a pleasant but unremarkable person with a decent office job

... yet

Ahn! SIT.

This has been one of my favorite bits in this comic for a while. Just silliness I needed. Thanks.

Good callback!

The regular cast members at home: Barry and Vespavenger.

Weirdly, I was in a discussion yesterday where I alluded to IBM’s mid-‘70s computer models with 26-bit addresses. I didn’t actually mention EBCDIC but I was thinking about it.

Hey we saw you from across the wedding reception and we totally hate your vibe. It’s just awful.

Said the quiet part out loud

Anh, your options are now Veranhica or Piranha. Choose wisely.

i love her. So. Much. gonna do a PhD in Whatever Is Wrong With Anh

I was thinking tonight Ahn is a bit ridiculous even for a comic strip character, then I thought about some of my social circle and said "OK, carry on then."

Wow, flashback to my co-op days at no such agency... Big, huge terminals with lovely green letters

Even better :DDD

Past? I don't think Marten's mum ever stopped doing her work, did she?

I said Tai shouldn't have to speak, but if both of the brides are using this scene for entertainment, maybe they could try.

Is this when Marten and Hanners go getting both Pintsize and Veronica to see what Anh says.

Given her past as Veronica Vance, it's entirely possible one could lead to the other. Especially if she brings her work suitcase: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4900

I love Dora's laughing face, it's very Kate Beaton.

Well, Pintsize is known to enjoy exploring puppy play. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5179

She won’t just Roll Over and Play Dead?

Veranhica

ITYM "Dora the Exploder"

Anh seems to be straddling that line between "moral indignation" and "wishful thinking".

I think Anh has somehow looped around to sexually harassing *herself*.

I have an agenda. :)

I'm ace-aro (and rather further towards the outermost edge of that spectrum than most, I suspect) and, while I claim no expertise in this area, I'm really not getting an asexual vibe off of her. Aromantic perhaps.

99% of Anh's brain knows that she's a terrible brat and needs to be brought to heel. Unfortunately the other 1% is doing the talking.

It would be a great outcome if, the next time we meet Veronica, she has Anh on a leash and *nobody comments at all* :)

Yes she can, she's an heiress! :)

imo she wants to do all those things, just not with them (or even with them, but she's not honest with herself)

Someone get her a bag of shrooms and some birch bark. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4873

Sometimes he's a door to door pervert.

Anh is NO ONES Good Girl!

"What do you mean these aren't people in costumes and this is actually a dog park? Buncha friggin' perverts..."

I bet Bubbles has an EBCDIC translator; she was military, and nothing is ever so obsolete that the army doesn’t have some of it.

Kid: Mom, can we have Anh as a regular cast member? Mom: We already have regular cast members at home.

If this is commentary about what happens to the Dumbing of Age audience anytime Joyce, Dorothy and Joe are remotely on panel, I agree.

What's this about wearing a leash and obeying commands like a good girl now? #OddlySpecific

I think the "pervert" bit is because they want to introduce two more people to this polyc- I mean, conversation (and one of them is the parent of one person in it)

Indeed. In fact it's so weird, one might almost think that would be the point at which to abandon the "propositioning for a threesome" theory. And yet she carries on...

Though frankly it may be Martin threatening to bring his mother into this conversation that’s freaking her out most.

I think Anh has somehow looped around to sexually harassing herself.

It would be a great outcome if, the next time we meet Veronica, she has Anh on a leash and nobody comments at all :)

She definitely wants to be called a good girl. She thought that one out in too much detail not to be into it.

Thanks. munch

The panel 2 beat is just mwaah, bellissimo!

Wow...throw out the mat for Jumping to Conclusions, get the pole vault course ready, Anh is REALLY going off the reservation. grabs lawn chair and popcorn