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Happy Hump Day

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4 people – Optimist, pessimist, realist and opportunist were celebrating Wine Wednesday. Optimist: My glass is half full. Pessimist: Guys, my glass is half empty. Realist: My glass is neither empty nor full. It is what it is – a glass of wine. Opportunist: While you idiots were arguing about the content of the glass, I drank all the wine.

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Kid: Dad, what comes after Tuesday? Dad: Wednesday. Kid: No, Threesday.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday stronger than Wednesday? Because Wednesday is a weak day.

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What do you call when it’s not raining on Wednesday? Simply, dry hump day.

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On a Saturday, how do you make a blonde laugh? You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Why is the d silent in Wednesday? Cause on hump day you’re already getting the D.

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What’s the difference between you and a Calendar? Hump day comes once a week.

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Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It is Wednesday. (It is Wednesday who?) It is Wednesday my dudes.

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What did the one-humped camel and a two-humped camel name their baby that had no humps Humphrey.

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